Fun Roque Fact: the, uh, photography scene was one of my formative horror memories watching this on TV as a child #monsterdon

please eat him please eat him

#monsterdon

"We'll flush him out"

I've already been flushed, sir! *triggered alligator* #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon🐊 🐊 🐊 💩 🩸 😱

rattums!!

moooooooo

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

Why is no one wearing gloves when they're in the sewer picking up things that are all .... sewer soaked and stuff.

#Monsterdon #Alligator

I hope the alligator eats this reporter he annoys me at least as much as these cops do #Monsterdon

Oh is the cocky journalist going to get it next? Or will he see evidence and partner with the disgraced cop?

Questions, questions.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon
The world's dumbest reporter goes down by himself to investigate the rumor of alligators in the sewers..

Gator 3, Scumbags 0

#Monsterdon

What ARE meds?

#monsterdon

grows up under the street, gets plied with illegal drugs, becomes cop killer. Ramon never had a chance #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon🐊 🐊 🐊 💩 🩸 😱

quit going in sewers and touching stuff ya weirdos

1980, when cops benched 60# and that was enough.

#Monsterdon

Preem journalist, right there, staging a photo.

#Monsterdon

That reporter better be on the alligator’s hit list #Monsterdon

City Detective Loses Partner...Again

Lol what a bitchy headline, if I read that if immediately think the writer had a grudge

#Monsterdon

Is locker room ass on my bingo card? #Monsterdon #Alligator #alligator1980

Was that an alligator poster on the locker?

Oh and in the locker too
#Monsterdon #Aligator1980

If you're ever reading an article and the phrase "this reporter" ever appears, just know you are reading fiction. #monsterdon

Massive HIPPA violation lady.

#monsterdon #alligator

this nurse looking to get fired, handing out confidential health information to a random reporter.

#monsterdon

NEW ICE AGE COMING #monsterdon #alligator

I wonder if "Scientist ignored" on the bingo card includes cases where the scientist is wrong

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

"Unaccounted for" no I counted him already.

#Monsterdon

Friggin ACAB except Robert Forster. #monsterdon

The one cop who can read has to do the newspaper every day.

#monsterdon

"Ah. Clearly, James Bond has been here. He told someone that he gave them the boot."

#Monsterdon

are they not going to search for the blondie's remains #monsterdon

"but... I'm the only one who knows how to read!"

#monsterdon

That Doctor looked like she was about to laugh in their faces the whole time. She had a "this is hilarious, I can't believe I'm actually in this movie" expression.

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

just embed the reporter with Detective Madison. problem solved either way.

#monsterdon

@pngwen oooh quick, congratulations!

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

Even if he doesn't believe it's a gator, you'd think the chief would be a bit more concerned about one of his cops just going missing

#monsterdon

Random pig ass #Monsterdon

#monsterdon "She's got The Word on alligators."

She's an informant!

What IS longer than fifteen feet?

#monsterdon

"She's a kid, she lives with snakes"

Is she not a researcher at the university? That's not "kid" age.

#Monsterdon

"Non-poisonous" - Ha!

#monsterdon
#Alligator

#Monsterdon🐊 🐊 🐊 💩 🩸 😱

why are they driving past lettuce fields in chicago

This'll turn into the cliché love-interest role won't it.

"Why don't we discuss the ginormous alligators over dinner?"

#monsterdon

#monsterdon
We'll flush him out...

@MCDuncanLab

Cold-blooded reptiles need sunlight to warm up, IIRC

#Monsterdon

Is that the little girl, grown into a scientist? #Monsterdon

Well, except for that one snake that *is* poisonous, so don't lick it, but no other snakes are poisonous.

#Monsterdon

@jammerb they are venomous, though. #Monsterdon

The chief speaks for the trees #monsterdon #alligator1980

I gotta tell ya', the police chief guy is such a great actor, he could've been in Dracula: Prisoner of Frankenstein.

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

Some cops are no dang good with partners.

#Monsterdon

Alligators need sunlight? #monsterdon

"It's a library book and I stole it on my way out, you can have it."

#monsterdon #alligator1980

lol, he keeps bringing up that St Louis thing...

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon🐊 🐊 🐊 💩 🩸 😱

they should let the snake lady finish collecting venom from that snakaroo before they distract her with questions about gators

I’m going to be that guy…

Snakes are VENOMOUS, NOT POISONOUS!

#Monsterdon

Reporter guy's giving attitude to a Chicago cop? His life will be shorter than Kelly's #Monsterdon

ahhh that plush LIncoln interior.

#monsterdon

@apLundell It was the 70's though

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

"She the leading authority! What're the odds she caused all this somehow?!"

#Monsterdon

"Officer wasn't your last partner stabbed?"

"Shot."

"Officer wasn't your next partner shot?"

"Eaten by an Alligator."

#monsterdon

#monsterdon

Thanks, @Cherizilla

wish dot com carl sagan is wasted as a reporter

#monsterdon #alligator1980

Da Chief has some real prominent eyebrows.

#Monsterdon

Ken's from the department of internal harassment. #Monsterdon

Smoking in a patient room, what a time the 80s were

#monsterdon

@paco Cops never met a problem they didn't try to shoot

#Monsterdon

Phew. Kid's okay after all. What a scamp!

Oh, wait spoke too soon

#Monsterdon

“Want a balloon too, Kelley?”

🎈

#Monsterdon

Smoking in a hospital room, god bless America #monsterdon

I swear I've seen this bug eyed reporter in something else but no clue what.
#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

This precinct needs to issue regulation red shirts to their new recruits #Monsterdon

Is that reporter Carl Sagan?

#monsterdon #alligator

Good thing rookie had his gun out while walking around the sewer.
#monsterdon

that guys voice is horrible

#monsterdon

I like that nurse actress.
#Monsterdon

He's shirtless again? WHY!?
#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

It's okay if you're not hungry, someone - or something - else can be hungry for you

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

Poor Kelly RIP. #Monsterdon

Gator had the twink for dinner
#monsterdon #alligator1980

THAT was the "nooo" take they went with? 😬
#Monsterdon #Aligator1980

Nooooo poor twink! #monsterdon #alligator

Late last night a few of us watched Wonderland w/Val Kilmer and in a weird sort of way the two films make kind of strange companions. #monsterdon

I guess sewage in his mouth isn't really Kelly's bother any more anyway

#monsterdon

GATOR SHOT!
#monsterdon #alligator1980

"- [ominous music]"
"- [water trickling]"

"- [alligator roars]"

MONSTER CHOMP

Aww we didn't quite lose Kelly, Ramon's going to need another snack target! Poor Ramon.

Oh I spoke too soon! Ramon got Kelly after all. So long, Kelly!

#monsterdon

"Aw damn, lost another partner. This is going on my permanent record isn't it!?"

#monsterdon

@floatybirb Oh also I think this movie would be improved if like they ran into a cleric-illusionist gnome in the sewer.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon
Kelly has been sucked into the brown water by our hero..

So far most of this alligator's appearances have been the peak emoji 🐊
#Monsterdon #Aligator1980

#Monsterdon🐊 🐊 🐊 💩 🩸 😱

i liked the gator's pink pink tongue

Kelly was the first. The list is long. Alligator Liberation Party

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

Well, he made it back in time for dinner. Alligator dinner, that is!

#Monsterdon #Alligator

KELLY NOW OFFICIALLY FUCKED OFF, SIR!

#monsterdon #alligator1980

RIP (again)

#monsterdon

Godzilla fans know it’s the tail that gets you #Monsterdon

snack time #monsterdon

JAWS - the cutting room floor
#monsterdon

@SRLevine

De gustibus non disputandum est!

#Monsterdon

I thought for a second that the bullets were coming out of its mouth. Gator gun lol #monsterdon #alligator1980

I honestly did not expect the alligator to do MMA on him. #monsterdon

@pngwen Pets Eating Tasty Americans

#Monsterdon