Gosh, bazookas?
#monsterdon
#alligator1980

Love the size of that TV remote control.

#Monsterdon

I'm glad the Mayor Reacts channel is right next to The Reptile Network on the dial. #monsterdon

“Well, he’ll make the front page. That’s all he ever wanted.”

Wow! How callous.

#Monsterdon

Did they film a bit of Terminator II there? Looks familiar...

#Monsterdon

Huh. It's Dollar General John Candy.

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

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so who fished the poopy camera and the poopy film out of the sewers

rooting for Ramon again

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️
 
   🐊🩸 TRIVIAGATOR 🩸🐊

Alligator suffered the same problem as Jaws, the effects team was not able to build a monster that looked and functioned well. The rubber shark sank. The rubber gator looked ridiculous when walking with men's legs inside the gator's legs.

Both creature's functional parts were created by the *same effects guy*.

Both directors had to limit shots to certain angles.

#Alligator1980

the herp-a-derp-a-tologist maybe

#monsterdon #alligator1980

Gator 3 x 0 humans #monsterdon #alligator

I really have to stop trying to eat dinner during 70s horror movies. 🤢

#Monsterdon #Alligator

I hope the reporter is next on the menu 🐊 #Monsterdon

Hard to believe that the camera and film survived to the sewers
#monsterdon
#alligator1980

I can has alle*gory*
#Monsterdon

The sanitation people are smart. Be like the sanitation people.

#Monsterdon

@starkraving666 receding like the Earth's glaciers...

#Monsterdon

I like this guy's apartment. a ton of cool records, art, books. I kinda want to hang out. #monsterdon

Reporter Whats-his-face was the second. Wait, no, the...fourth? The list is long and alligators are bad at counting. Alligator Liberation Party

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

The Herpetologist.

That doctor's got herpes? #monsterdon

I miss those cabinet style floor TVs. Truly the mark of 80s class! #Monsterdon

Yikes! Clicking his own death photos. #Monsterdon

Wow, they off'd the annoying journalist so quick? I thought they'd drag that along a little longer.

#Monsterdon

I have trouble believing that this cop went to the Santa Fe Chamber Music Festival (poster on his wall)

#monsterdon

Ugh rats, stop showing the rats

#Monsterdon

"holy shit, this model sucks" #Monsterdon

No one who owns that many vinyls doesn't also own crates to put them in. #monsterdon

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
#Monsterdon

Helluva camera

#Monsterdon

So today’s #monsterdon is far better than last weeks. I think I was asleep in the 1st 7 minutes last week.

Question answered..

#monsterdon

"What would it eat?" I dunno it looks like it's getting pretty well fed to me. #Monsterdon #Alligator

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hey those'll be good photos though

#Monsterdon

@Terencio for the 70s I guess he does?
#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

Yup. It could. #Monsterdon

Is this the yellow journalism I kept hearing about?

Is it because he's pissing himself?

#monsterdon #alligator

yesss yesss sicko.gif

#monsterdon

OM NOM NOM

#monsterdon #alligator1980

#monsterdon 36:00 strobe lights coming up (camera flashes, about 30 seconds)

Wish dot com Carl Sagan! Stay outta that tunnel!

#monsterdon #alligator1980

The youtube cut I fled to after being kicked off Tubi is censoring harsh language like "bitch" and blurred out whatever was just on screen. And yet they leave our main character's hair fully visible. #monsterdon

I get lost enough in my own minecraft mines. You could not pay me enough to wander through random sewer tunnels.

#monsterdon

I guess the giant alligator is not in favor for free press
#monsterdon
#alligator1980

#monsterdon Ha, this YouTube version of the movie is censored.

I just saw a blurry box where there must have been a mangled corpse.

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980 i love how the reporter is posing shit for his photographs

that reporter has cakes, tasty tasty cakes

#monsterdon

Alligators in the sewers...
https://youtu.be/Hv7gguEIdJQ?si=xzUBfeq5qCo_Ubft

#monsterdon

they literally have three locations in this sewer system, don't they.

#monsterdon #alligator1980

please eat him please eat him

#monsterdon

"We'll flush him out"

I've already been flushed, sir! *triggered alligator* #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon🐊 🐊 🐊 💩 🩸 😱

rattums!!

moooooooo

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

I hope the alligator eats this reporter he annoys me at least as much as these cops do #Monsterdon

Oh is the cocky journalist going to get it next? Or will he see evidence and partner with the disgraced cop?

Questions, questions.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon
The world's dumbest reporter goes down by himself to investigate the rumor of alligators in the sewers..

Gator 3, Scumbags 0

#Monsterdon

What ARE meds?

#monsterdon

grows up under the street, gets plied with illegal drugs, becomes cop killer. Ramon never had a chance #Monsterdon

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quit going in sewers and touching stuff ya weirdos

Preem journalist, right there, staging a photo.

#Monsterdon

1980, when cops benched 60# and that was enough.

#Monsterdon

That reporter better be on the alligator’s hit list #Monsterdon

City Detective Loses Partner...Again

Lol what a bitchy headline, if I read that if immediately think the writer had a grudge

#Monsterdon

Is locker room ass on my bingo card? #Monsterdon #Alligator #alligator1980

Was that an alligator poster on the locker?

Oh and in the locker too
#Monsterdon #Aligator1980

If you're ever reading an article and the phrase "this reporter" ever appears, just know you are reading fiction. #monsterdon

Massive HIPPA violation lady.

#monsterdon #alligator

this nurse looking to get fired, handing out confidential health information to a random reporter.

#monsterdon

NEW ICE AGE COMING #monsterdon #alligator

I wonder if "Scientist ignored" on the bingo card includes cases where the scientist is wrong

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

"Unaccounted for" no I counted him already.

#Monsterdon

Friggin ACAB except Robert Forster. #monsterdon

The one cop who can read has to do the newspaper every day.

#monsterdon

"Ah. Clearly, James Bond has been here. He told someone that he gave them the boot."

#Monsterdon

are they not going to search for the blondie's remains #monsterdon

"but... I'm the only one who knows how to read!"

#monsterdon

@pngwen oooh quick, congratulations!

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

Random pig ass #Monsterdon

#monsterdon "She's got The Word on alligators."

She's an informant!

"She's a kid, she lives with snakes"

Is she not a researcher at the university? That's not "kid" age.

#Monsterdon

What IS longer than fifteen feet?

#monsterdon

"Non-poisonous" - Ha!

#monsterdon
#Alligator

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why are they driving past lettuce fields in chicago

This'll turn into the cliché love-interest role won't it.

"Why don't we discuss the ginormous alligators over dinner?"

#monsterdon

#monsterdon
We'll flush him out...

@MCDuncanLab

Cold-blooded reptiles need sunlight to warm up, IIRC

#Monsterdon

Is that the little girl, grown into a scientist? #Monsterdon

Well, except for that one snake that *is* poisonous, so don't lick it, but no other snakes are poisonous.

#Monsterdon

@jammerb they are venomous, though. #Monsterdon

The chief speaks for the trees #monsterdon #alligator1980

I gotta tell ya', the police chief guy is such a great actor, he could've been in Dracula: Prisoner of Frankenstein.

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

Some cops are no dang good with partners.

#Monsterdon

Alligators need sunlight? #monsterdon

"It's a library book and I stole it on my way out, you can have it."

#monsterdon #alligator1980

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they should let the snake lady finish collecting venom from that snakaroo before they distract her with questions about gators

I’m going to be that guy…

Snakes are VENOMOUS, NOT POISONOUS!

#Monsterdon

Reporter guy's giving attitude to a Chicago cop? His life will be shorter than Kelly's #Monsterdon

ahhh that plush LIncoln interior.

#monsterdon

@apLundell It was the 70's though

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980