I have a new least favorite character

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#Alligator

BIG
DOG
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@hollie omgggggggg 😂

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"Must've been a pretty small casket" lmao I feel like that's a Leslie Nielsen line #monsterdon #alligator1980

"Make some friends!"

"But I'm introverted!"

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Omigosh what an old pupper!

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@jeffron Fucking nihilists.

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Frank Pentangeli!! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Every cop character player that have voices that are that way because they spent so many movies screaming and yelling and now you can see the results of all that vocal abuse.

@klu9 fuck whatever person flushed a baby gator down a toilet

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Awww, Romone grew up to be a vengeful surgeon.

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This is another who's who of second rate B movies #Monsterdon #Alligator

Ramon vs Frankie Five Angels!

The match you thought you'd never see!

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@ricci

Baby gator flushed down toilet in 1968, now in 1980 bodies of people & animals are appearing in the sewers

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Find a lot of body parts in the sewer, do ya? #Monsterdon

A wild Sydney Lassick appears!

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I like to think that with the little girl's guidance, Ramone could have chosen a different path. #Monsterdon

small casket, lololol, okay, you get a point.

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@paco @MatthewTitus88 Teenage Mutant Ninja Alligators?

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Poke, poke, poke to see if there's a gator. Poke em with the long poles.
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A Lhasa Apso, that's so specific. Not a poodle. #monsterdon #alligator1980

Petshop dude sounds like Newman

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I love all the burn marks down the front of the cops' shirt. Handrolls? Weed? Smoking heroin?

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I'd legit like to know if this was filmed at an actual water treatment plant.

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Dialogue is not strong with this movie.
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ok, a dog is going to get eaten
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These are the people who are now 70 years old and complaining about people treating their pets like children (because they can't afford actual children, on account of the avocado toast).

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I hope they aren't setting us up to an alligator killing a puppy. I'll let John Wick know if that puppy dies. #monsterdon #alligator

…and then the baby alligator found itself in a colourful land where first she killed a witch, then….

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These people are treating pets as trivially fungible and I hate them.

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"He's teething" uh...

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It was Flukeman, duh. #Monsterdon

This salesman knows how I feel about cute monsters

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Ramone is like, "I'll be back."

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Hey, that's the guy from One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest! #Monsterdon

I wonder if the alligator will get trained by turtles.

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@cherizilla Aren’t you on Pacific Time? You’ve got plenty of time for sleep after #Monsterdon before your 3am wake-up call.

No adorable baby gators were harmed in the making of this film.

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Here's voting that this asshole is the amuse bouche for our little gator buddy.
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THE SHIRT ON THE PET SHIRT GUY!!!

That is truly glorious #Monsterdon

This might be more impactful if I COULD SEE ANYTHING GEEZ #Monsterdon

#Heyitsthatguy! #monsterdon

An executive in charge of production? Like someone who's producing? Executively? #monsterdon

12 years later! i was a teenage alligator

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Baby alligators are so cute when they grab your little pinkie toe in their teeth and do a little deathroll!

It's so precious!

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When I was at university some dumb frat boys raised an alligator in their bathtub. It… wasn’t small by the time animal control found out and seized it. #Monsterdon #Alligator #alligator1980

we all spiral down here

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@srol ALLIGATOR: Gator In The City

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@paco Exactly! It learned young! #Monsterdon

Everybody loves Ramond. Except that girl's dad.
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@70sgayspaceangel

ALLIFA!

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Welp, bad parenting is now the real monster?

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Aww, poor little cutie. #Monsterdon

Holy F! Screenplay by John Sayles!

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#Monsterdon Well I'm not watching the one with Burt Reynolds but there's a moustache redneck in this Alligator so /shrug-emoji. #alligator1980

Also I think rolling them on their back only works for sharks, not gators. My qualifications, I lived in Florida down the road from GatorLand once upon a time. IOW don't trust this.

Swirlagator!

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I wonder how many baby gators they went through in filming this

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...Wait

So

A beloved reptile pet is abandoned and it grows into a giant mutant

This is *literally* the plot of Gamera (1965). #Monsterdon

Well, this whole "backstory over the opening credits" thing suggests at least some level of filmmaking competency here.

But I ain't holding out for much. ;)

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@RobynGoodfellow NOT SOON ENOUGH if you ask me

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this is going to be a very upsetting movie because I will want to snuggle the alligator and also the animals the alligator eats

Oh sure. Teach the gator how to destroy busses and houses and stuff.
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Ramone will have his revenge! He'll show Missouri! #Monsterdon

These parents are yellers! #Monsterdon

Ramon, I want you to eat EVERYONE!

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Team Ramone!

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John Sayles??? We're watching ART!

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Alligator school and bugs, you'll love it my little gator friend
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Great. Flushed the camera guy too. #Monsterdon #Alligator

twilight zone music?

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Noooo, Ramone!!!

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EVERYBODY IS DEAF IN THIS HOUSEHOLD THAT'S WHY WE YELL SO MUCH #monsterdon #alligator

Some recognizable names in the lineup of actors.

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What could possibly go wrong #Monsterdon

JOHN SAYLES! Really? Dang.

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Oh wow... what a hateful thing to do to a lil baby alligator #Monsterdon #Alligator1981

I know who I don't like already

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No one considers the #Alligator s of the broken homes.

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so this is a period piece? it's 1968? and he's wearing a tie THAT THIN?!

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I bet she'd make good friends with the Gamera kids.

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Wait OMG this is a John Sayles movie!!!!???! Are the alligators going to unionize?

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Wow, what a wonderful family!

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#Monsterdon #Alligator1980 team gator

CALGON TAKE ME AWAY!!!!!

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The dumbest trend in history: baby alligator pets. This is a thing that happened. People are dumb.

Unlike Owlbears.

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@jsadow

Gator needs time to grow...

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Time for #Monsterdon!

Tonight, we're watching Alligator (1980).

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"hundreds of writers"

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We went to Gatorland Zoo in Florida in the mid 80's. The guy doing the jumping gator show was a Michael Jackson impersonator. He didn't get chomped though. #Monsterdon #Alligator

Everything about this is so irresponsible 😭 😭 😭

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Some think that the small alligator rescued in Boston after slithering into the city's heart might have been a pet from Florida.

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WBUR News https://share.google/aEpAVhGKoFAhxORit

„The show me state“
Show you… what?
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awww what a cute baby alligator

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Heh, this version from Shout! on #YouTube has blurring, if you're not interested in the gore


https://youtu.be/cublv_ELVp4

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This movie takes place in Missouri? I now believe everything that happens #Monsterdon

@OldRustBucket lololol

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I went to one of those Florida gator wrestling places when I was a kid… it was SO boring. Not like this.

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Alligator vs bus foreshadowing?
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oh geez, this is set in 1969?!

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alligator why i

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