Hey, Colonel Brock was in Ghost Dog, right?

#monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

  💸 Low Budget Film School 🐊

Just get the special effects done. You're not Stephen Spielberg.

🐊 Like in Alligator. The big animatronic Alligator did not work well, so they created miniature sets designed for normal size alligators.

👎 These turned out poorly. Actually, maybe they should have gotten some guidance from the Godzilla franchise filmmakers.

#Alligator1980

"...it's fishing day at the precinct"

#Monsterdon #Alligator

Plaster cast, for the win. #Monsterdon

The bomb squad bought their uniforms at Spirit Halloween.

#Monsterdon

Om nom nom #monsterdon #alligator

Oh, it's just a wading bird.

#monsterdon #alligator

“We got rivers”

If this was St. Louis, we’d have the entire Mississippi! Ramon could enjoy hanging out with the gar

#Monsterdon

We got rivers, we got canals, and we got that lake over there!

:cuts to lake with alligator getting in:

#monsterdon #alligator1980

#Monsterdon🐊 🐊 🐊 💩 🩸 😱

RAMON IS GOING TO REMEMBER HIS GIRL ISN'T HE I KNOW HOW THIS MOVIE WILL END

Get eaten, store brand Muldoon #Monsterdon

#monsterdon "We got dat lake over dere!"

pfft, "Capitalism"

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon🐊 🐊 🐊 💩 🩸 😱

now he needs a little napparoo

#monsterdon
I bet you could lure the gator out with a female gator..

Damn that kid's ready to join an angry mob at a moment's notice! 🔪
#Monsterdon #Aligator1980

It's not Alexander! It's Ramon!

#monsterdon

lol, I remember this guy, the 'Big Game Hunter'

ewww, making moves on the Doctor....sleaze...

#Monsterdon

🎶 There's an alligator on the street
Large and mad with appetite to drop
He wants to eat and eat and eat and eat
Oh hey look now he's chomped a cop 🎶

#Monsterdon

This is all Marisa's dad's fault... and the crazy mad corporate scientist trying to impress his dad who is the corporate President... but mainly Marisa's dad's fault!

#Monsterdon #Alligator

This is, like, the most anticlimatic way you could have anything come out of the sewer system (the searchers, not the gator - I'm a bit behind)

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

@tankgrrl little known fact: all 1980 Chicago PD vehicles were Pintos.

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

The alligator is a master instigator, a real provocator, vicious retaliator #monsterdon #alligator

They even brought the damn bomb squad

Real "Lenny get me everyone" energy

#Monsterdon

Regular alligator on a tiny set

Sung to the tune of "Fat guy in a little coat"

#monsterdon #alligator

GATOR!
#monsterdon #alligator1980

STOP HUNTING BIG GAY MAMMALS!!!!

#Monsterdon

He's taking a knife to a gator fight.

#monsterdon

There's a disappointing lack of alligator death role in this movie
#Monsterdon #Aligator1980

ACAF All Cops Alligator Food

#monsterdon

Of course in Murica the gators grow as big as El Dorados

#Monsterdon

"I got a KNIFE!" "NOOOOOOOOOO"

#monsterdon #alligator1980

Killing people who abuse and murder animals, plus ACAB? I <3 Gator.
#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

Yep, just going to crawl out of this nice safe car to where the alligator can bite me.
#Monsterdon #Aligator1980

Col. Kyle Brockman, you may know him from such battles as....

#monsterdon

The primary source of police fatalities is motor vehicles.

The second most prevalent source is giant animal attacks. Ramon is doing their part for the statistics!

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

Ramone gets revenge on a world that wronged him. Now our world is his! #Monsterdon

Shut up, kid. I had an El Dorado Refrigerator.

Just give your goddamn statement.

#Monsterdon

Thinking about Him

(Taxidermied alligator puppet)

#Monsterdon

Get out on the OTHER side, dude! #Monsterdon

WHAT

WHY DID

🚓💥🔥???

#monsterdon

It looks like that cop just crawled into the jowls of the alligator.

#Monsterdon

Yes, Ramon. Eat the criminal justice system. Make the people happy.

#monsterdon #alligator1980

Dr. Kendall will recognize Ramon, and Ramon will recognize her, and jump into her arms

#monsterdon
#Alligator

barely even lightly seared, you really should at least pittsburgh to blue when serving up the blue

#monsterdon #alligator1980

I don't care how bad this movie is, THAT WAS AWESOME.

Also, that kid saying "that's the one on the TV!" - as opposed to all the alligators all over Chicago that didn't make the WGN News at 9.

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

....lost world Jurassic park? #Monsterdon

A cop was attacked and he didn't empty his gun into the gator? So unrealistic. #monsterdon

"Noooo a refrigerator! Of course a car!"

Most believable sassy kid in a #monsterdon in a long while. Nice.

so far, Sir Gator has eaten only cops and one mean reporter. SIr Gator knows what's what.

#monsterdon

That one nighttime baseball(?) kid is secretly Freddy Krueger!!

#Monsterdon

58 Fairlane as a cop car when it flipped, and suddenly an AMC when the cop is crawling out of it.

#monsterdon #alligator

YES ACAB #monsterdon #alligator1980

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980 Ramón says ACAB

Wait, why did the cop car flip & burst into flames?

#Monsterdon

Sewerzilla! ​:godzilla:​ 🐊
#Monsterdon #Aligator1980

Alright THAT WAS AWESOME

GATOR BUST OUT! :ameowbongo: :ablobcatrave: #Monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie that's the dream

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

#Monsterdon🐊 🐊 🐊 💩 🩸 😱

awww now there he is! what a good gator! He's gonna eat the children!

Okay that was totally not Ramone's fault. #Monsterdon #Alligator

yes YES
the gator is out #monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

Correct answer for the 30-minute poll is the original script was scrapped because it was
Set in Milwaukee, and the gator grew giant on beer waste for some inexplicable reason

#Alligator1980

Aww, Ramon wants to play ball #Monsterdon

Camera shake effect for that? Really?

#monsterdon #alligator1980

Warriors! Come out and pla-ay!

#monsterdon

The destruction of model sets! LET'S GOOOOO!
#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

Ramón wants to snack on a PEPPER!

#monsterdon

Gator at the plate....

#monsterdon #alligator1980

Oh my gosh what a bean I love them!

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

oooooooh so Ramon is *her* (Dr. Kendall's) gator

I will be sorely disappointed if this fact does not become relevant

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

“Feed me, Seymour!” #Monsterdon

that... that is not a good model xD

#monsterdon #alligator1980

.......

Stop shaking the film

#monsterdon

I love him! 🐊

#Monsterdon

ah ha! this is the part i saw in the trailer. incredible. just what i wanted.

#monsterdon

Why is that lady reporter dressed like sexy Santa?

#Monsterdon

OH! I suddenly know where I know the head cop from! He was in Godfather II, the guy who goes "Can of peas my ass" #monsterdon

God damn it, I love that red Opel

#monsterdon #alligator

YEEEEESSSSSSSS #monsterdon #alligator1980

#monsterdon That cop should have been squealing. That would have been way more accurate.

YEESSSSS

#monsterdon

*triggered alligator* STOP SAYING "FLUSHED" #Monsterdon

that's a big, ugly and unhappy croc
#monsterdon
#alligator1980

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980 fuck them kids!

@strangefour

Tonight: The writer's barely disguised fetish - chewing up cops

#Monsterdon

OHH YEAAAHHH!!!!! #Monsterdon #Alligator

I think the water is becoming a character in this film.
#Monsterdon

If a giant gator were coming at me I'd be fine with staying inside my police car #monsterdon

Hey, that one kid's got on Freddy's sweater! #monsterdon

yyeessssssssssssss

#monsterdon

Freddie Kruger playing ball with the neighbor hood kids in the street.
#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

Advanced no hands smoking techniques. #Monsterdon

I like that kid

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

Store brand Jaws, v'ger , and now Godzilla stinger 4: revengance #Monsterdon

The alligator is hanging from the ceiling. It's a ninja skill!

#monsterdon

I think Jaws was better because it was on the ocean instead of a sewer.

#monsterdon

Gator 4, Scumbags 0

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon🐊 🐊 🐊 💩 🩸 😱

they're all just splashing sewer water everywhere

Get you a girl who’ll stand ankle deep in shitwater just to talk to you.

#Monsterdon

HA HA HA HA

HA...haaaaa.....

Heh

#monsterdon