I'll need your shield, David. Not right now though. Later. I'm walking over here right now. #monsterdon

My God, that man making alligator mating noises... #Monsterdon

Ah here comes the requisite love interest arc #Monsterdon

Someone kill this asshole talking to the reporter #monsterdon #alligator

The alligator is a very romantic creature <3
#monsterdon #alligator1980

This boy-girl repartee is more horrifying than anything having to do with the gator #monsterdon

I want some hot Lhasa Apso now.

#Monsterdon

Why would you assume that small molecules would cause major growth and not start with the cow equivalent of "human growth hormone"?

#Monsterdon

That was not what an upset baby gator sounds like

And if you upset a baby gator, the mom will bullrush you and kill you basically
Potentially other gators, too.

#monsterdon

No one ever offered me an alligator as a pet when I was a kid :(
#monsterdon #alligator1980

Are we sure they didn't slip in any stock footage of Florida into this movie?
#Monsterdon #Aligator1980

@stripey It seemed like a helicopter scan of yards and pools, so not completely silly.

#monsterdon #alligator1980

"We got rivers, we got canals, we got that [NAME OF LAKE] lake over there!"

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon🐊 🐊 🐊 💩 🩸 😱

no no no you don't solve a 'food shortage problem' by growing bigger cows

Immediately fired. Must be from before the invention of police unions

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Okay I'm gonna need film makers to stop trying to do a food of the gods for few decades okay it wasn't even that great of a premise to begin with I said what I said

"Scat" and "Spore" are not interchangeable, thank you

#Monsterdon

The evidence locker isn't even a locker #monsterdon

holy shit the house address lmao

#monsterdon

Writing good subtitles is hard. These subtitles wrote "alligator spore" when it should have been "alligator spoor." Or maybe alligators in this world reproduce like funguses.

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

LIZARD LADY, casual sexism
#monsterdon #alligator1980

ALLIGATOR SPORE??? Like Audrey II from outer space? #monsterdon #alligator1980

*thats alot of shit.gif*
#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

@EmptySet These poor people, stuck in the pager age.

#Monsterdon

Aha, the origins of

"a KNIFE!"

"NO!!"

#Monsterdon

@LingLass These guys are all way too thin to be Chicago cops in 1980! #Monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow Also the alligator spoor is large #Monsterdon

But I was only 2 weeks to retirement! #Monsterdon

The best way to flirt with a reporter is to make moaning noises into her microphone.

#monsterdon

You probably heard audio effects folks using the alligator bellow for some creature sound effect. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/EHQENgxYXPM #monsterdon

SPOOR NOT SPORE

FUCK

#monsterdon #alligator

Waiting for Ramona's big coming out party. 🏳️‍⚧️

#monsterdon

Alligators making a call ....

#Monsterdon #Alligator

"we have no photos so we will redraw the izod logo"

#monsterdon #alligator1980

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980 💩

Are there palm trees in city parks in Missouri?

#monsterdon #alligator1980

"I got the goods on the #Alligator ."

Delivered as only Robert Forster could.

#Monsterdon

ooofff, the City is really corrupt. Poor Dave.

#Monsterdon

Ah good ol' 1980's misogyny

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

Hot lhasa apsos fetch quite a price $$$

#monsterdon
#Alligator

I need that stuffed gator. #monsterdon

@LingLass SO not Chicago! Sheesh! #Monsterdon

Oh wow, we managed to tie back in to the bad lab killing animals they stole from people!

#Monsterdon

This man loves showing off his tits

#Monsterdon

Why yes, it is an attack on the free enterprise system

#monsterdon

Somebody must be picking up their phones to get so many cops to the scene.

#Monsterdon

Lots of goddamn Harry Potter ads during the break 🙄 #monsterdon #alligator

Stealth 100 #Monsterdon

"Globules" mentioned
Drink!

#Monsterdon 🐊 #Alligator1980

It's so very hard to spot a forty-foot long alligator on the street #monsterdon

"Distress call of a young gator still with it's mother"

Er, I didn't think alligators nurtured their young? Someone correct me if I'm wrong though.

#Monsterdon

I think the big game hunter was trying to come on to the reporter with that alligator grunt.

#Monsterdon

The "I'm a Pepper" shirt and the Farrah Fawcett hair!

#Monsterdon

I mean… alligators do communicate. But they sound exactly nothing like that.

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

big game hunter needs traumatic back story about surviving a shipwreck in an alligator swamp #Monsterdon

When I lived in Chicago, we had Chance the Snapper, a five foot long alligator, loose in a public park. So this is actually a littler familiar #Monsterdon

"It gets the itch, come spring..." Yeah, that went around my high school, we had an assembly about it and everything. An immunization campaign straightened things out, though.

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

Ok, Henry Silva was one of the great villains / heavies. This movie just climbed a couple of spots just because he’s in it.

#Monsterdon

Ancaps are certainly a special kind of people aren't they #Monsterdon

I love the driving the boats over the explosions for a better effect in the movie 🤣🚤 #Monsterdon #Aligator1980

@Violinknitter "Who is this pretty girl?"

#monsterdon

I cannot wait for Brock to get eaten.
#monsterdon

Palm trees? Canals? Thin cops? Come on! #Monsterdon #NotChicago

Blackadder on camera there

#monsterdon #alligator1980

#monsterdon

Colonel Brock, Henry Silva. He made a sound like that in Ghost Dog too.

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0798328/

why are we doing this

#monsterdon

tf is this creep they called in??

#monsterdon

This alligator hunter guy a creep!
#monsterdon
#alligator1980

nO a ReFrIgeRatOr LOL #monsterdon #alligator

Communism strikes again lmao #monsterdon #alligator1980

Are there many gators in Chicago?

#monsterdon

"We go that lake over there?"
Excuse me sir, that's a *Great* lake, show some respect. #monsterdon

That giant alligator crashes through the pavement and not a single person takes out their 'phone to take a picture!!!?

#monsterdon #Alligators

Henry Silva!

#monsterdon

Ramon must be full of energy after being cooped up in the sewers for so long

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

I'm not watching but from what I can gather rfk is in this #monsterdon

Hahahahaha!!!

I want a stuffed gator as a prize for watching this movie!!!

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon
This guy talking creepily to Dr. Kendall has been a creep in like a hundred movies..

His name is Ramone!
Unless there's multiple gators and we have a whole gang of Ramones.
#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

She's the SNAKE lady, you cad 🤬

#Monsterdon

CMOT Dibbler shows up

#monsterdon #alligator

i think Brock reminds me of Teatime. like, dead inside, but someone showed his facial muscles a few pictures of what smiling is.

#monsterdon

What was that… line deLIVERY?

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

Just marked off “casual sexism” on my bingo card.

#Monsterdon

Fuck yeah, 4-0 Ramon! Delicious bacon!

#Monsterdon

Greeat practical effects here!
#monsterdon #alligator1980

SO many dislikable characters!

#monsterdon
#Alligator

Land Shark! #Monsterdon

Hey that's how they fish in the south! #Monsterdon

You say setting off charges to bring up the animal. I say tossing hand grenades in a public lake.
#Monsterdon #Aligator1980

he's gonna get so eaten, right? RIGHT????

#monsterdon

We need a Mayor of Amity character, too. Can't have a Jaws ripoff without your stupid politician.
#monsterdon

Why would you climb out of the car with the gator approaching? #Monsterdon #Alligator #alligator1980

"You're very pretty, but we're here to talk about alligators."

A sequitur more non I know not.

#Monsterdon

I like how lean this story is - no long wait until everyone believes in the threat #Monsterdon

They're just out fishing, normal day.

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

This is the most Missouri response to an alligator in a lake ever #Monsterdon

Madison has an amazing collection of terrible shirts.

#Monsterdon

They brought in Kraven the Hunter?
#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

Giant Cop eating gator on the loose this #Monsterdon is really cookin' now!