His name is Ramone!
Unless there's multiple gators and we have a whole gang of Ramones.
#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

She's the SNAKE lady, you cad 🤬

#Monsterdon

CMOT Dibbler shows up

#monsterdon #alligator

i think Brock reminds me of Teatime. like, dead inside, but someone showed his facial muscles a few pictures of what smiling is.

#monsterdon

What was that… line deLIVERY?

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

This guy has a point, it _would_ be fun to see hin eaten.

#monsterdon #alligator1980

I SAID LATER
alligator

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

Just marked off “casual sexism” on my bingo card.

#Monsterdon

Fuck yeah, 4-0 Ramon! Delicious bacon!

#Monsterdon

Greeat practical effects here!
#monsterdon #alligator1980

SO many dislikable characters!

#monsterdon
#Alligator

After the alligator escapes, Reptile Science Master makes casts of the alligator prints. Then the mayor appears to yell at the boss cop who is also grumpy.

The next day we are testing depth charges in a lake to hunt the alligator. Then an alligator hunter, who is less cool than Steve Irwin, appears and tries to flirt with the Reptile Science Master.

#monsterdon

Land Shark! #Monsterdon

Hey that's how they fish in the south! #Monsterdon

You say setting off charges to bring up the animal. I say tossing hand grenades in a public lake.
#Monsterdon #Aligator1980

he's gonna get so eaten, right? RIGHT????

#monsterdon

We need a Mayor of Amity character, too. Can't have a Jaws ripoff without your stupid politician.
#monsterdon

Why would you climb out of the car with the gator approaching? #Monsterdon #Alligator #alligator1980

"You're very pretty, but we're here to talk about alligators."

A sequitur more non I know not.

#Monsterdon

I like how lean this story is - no long wait until everyone believes in the threat #Monsterdon

They're just out fishing, normal day.

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

This is the most Missouri response to an alligator in a lake ever #Monsterdon

Madison has an amazing collection of terrible shirts.

#Monsterdon

They brought in Kraven the Hunter?
#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

M-80 fishing

#monsterdon #alligator

Giant Cop eating gator on the loose this #Monsterdon is really cookin' now!

Hey, Colonel Brock was in Ghost Dog, right?

#monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

  💸 Low Budget Film School 🐊

Just get the special effects done. You're not Stephen Spielberg.

🐊 Like in Alligator. The big animatronic Alligator did not work well, so they created miniature sets designed for normal size alligators.

👎 These turned out poorly. Actually, maybe they should have gotten some guidance from the Godzilla franchise filmmakers.

#Alligator1980

"...it's fishing day at the precinct"

#Monsterdon #Alligator

NO, A REFRIGERATOR

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Plaster cast, for the win. #Monsterdon

The bomb squad bought their uniforms at Spirit Halloween.

#Monsterdon

Om nom nom #monsterdon #alligator

Oh, it's just a wading bird.

#monsterdon #alligator

We got rivers, we got canals, and we got that lake over there!

:cuts to lake with alligator getting in:

#monsterdon #alligator1980

“We got rivers”

If this was St. Louis, we’d have the entire Mississippi! Ramon could enjoy hanging out with the gar

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon🐊 🐊 🐊 💩 🩸 😱

RAMON IS GOING TO REMEMBER HIS GIRL ISN'T HE I KNOW HOW THIS MOVIE WILL END

A young Megamind in an earlier role

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon "We got dat lake over dere!"

Get eaten, store brand Muldoon #Monsterdon

pfft, "Capitalism"

#Monsterdon

Lmao completely gratuitous car explosion, AND he ate a cop's leg? Hell yeah

#Monsterdon

If the safety of the public really mattered to you, you'd think twice about that moustache

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

#Monsterdon🐊 🐊 🐊 💩 🩸 😱

now he needs a little napparoo

#monsterdon
I bet you could lure the gator out with a female gator..

hi #monsterdon which character in this alligator movie is the most grumpy?

Damn that kid's ready to join an angry mob at a moment's notice! 🔪
#Monsterdon #Aligator1980

It's not Alexander! It's Ramon!

#monsterdon

lol, I remember this guy, the 'Big Game Hunter'

ewww, making moves on the Doctor....sleaze...

#Monsterdon

🎶 There's an alligator on the street
Large and mad with appetite to drop
He wants to eat and eat and eat and eat
Oh hey look now he's chomped a cop 🎶

#Monsterdon

This is all Marisa's dad's fault... and the crazy mad corporate scientist trying to impress his dad who is the corporate President... but mainly Marisa's dad's fault!

#Monsterdon #Alligator

This is, like, the most anticlimatic way you could have anything come out of the sewer system (the searchers, not the gator - I'm a bit behind)

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

either clear your throat or stop talking forever

#monsterdon

@tankgrrl little known fact: all 1980 Chicago PD vehicles were Pintos.

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

The alligator is a master instigator, a real provocator, vicious retaliator #monsterdon #alligator

They even brought the damn bomb squad

Real "Lenny get me everyone" energy

#Monsterdon

Regular alligator on a tiny set

Sung to the tune of "Fat guy in a little coat"

#monsterdon #alligator

GATOR!
#monsterdon #alligator1980

STOP HUNTING BIG GAY MAMMALS!!!!

#Monsterdon

He's taking a knife to a gator fight.

#monsterdon

There's a disappointing lack of alligator death role in this movie
#Monsterdon #Aligator1980

ACAF All Cops Alligator Food

#monsterdon

Of course in Murica the gators grow as big as El Dorados

#Monsterdon

Dude that was not a bread knife, it was not serrated

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

"I got a KNIFE!" "NOOOOOOOOOO"

#monsterdon #alligator1980

Killing people who abuse and murder animals, plus ACAB? I <3 Gator.
#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

Yep, just going to crawl out of this nice safe car to where the alligator can bite me.
#Monsterdon #Aligator1980

Col. Kyle Brockman, you may know him from such battles as....

#monsterdon

The primary source of police fatalities is motor vehicles.

The second most prevalent source is giant animal attacks. Ramon is doing their part for the statistics!

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

Ramone gets revenge on a world that wronged him. Now our world is his! #Monsterdon

Shut up, kid. I had an El Dorado Refrigerator.

Just give your goddamn statement.

#Monsterdon

The commercial on YouTube is asking me if stress is keeping me up and that I can save myself with some substance that works on the cellular level and I want it.

#monsterdon

Thinking about Him

(Taxidermied alligator puppet)

#Monsterdon

Get out on the OTHER side, dude! #Monsterdon

WHAT

WHY DID

🚓💥🔥???

#monsterdon

It looks like that cop just crawled into the jowls of the alligator.

#Monsterdon

Unless they have a right-hand drive, homey is driving with his eyes closed this entire scene.
#monsterdon

Yes, Ramon. Eat the criminal justice system. Make the people happy.

#monsterdon #alligator1980

Dr. Kendall will recognize Ramon, and Ramon will recognize her, and jump into her arms

#monsterdon
#Alligator

barely even lightly seared, you really should at least pittsburgh to blue when serving up the blue

#monsterdon #alligator1980

I don't care how bad this movie is, THAT WAS AWESOME.

Also, that kid saying "that's the one on the TV!" - as opposed to all the alligators all over Chicago that didn't make the WGN News at 9.

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

....lost world Jurassic park? #Monsterdon

A cop was attacked and he didn't empty his gun into the gator? So unrealistic. #monsterdon

"Noooo a refrigerator! Of course a car!"

Most believable sassy kid in a #monsterdon in a long while. Nice.

so far, Sir Gator has eaten only cops and one mean reporter. SIr Gator knows what's what.

#monsterdon

That one nighttime baseball(?) kid is secretly Freddy Krueger!!

#Monsterdon

58 Fairlane as a cop car when it flipped, and suddenly an AMC when the cop is crawling out of it.

#monsterdon #alligator

YES ACAB #monsterdon #alligator1980

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980 Ramón says ACAB

Wait, why did the cop car flip & burst into flames?

#Monsterdon

Sewerzilla! ​:godzilla:​ 🐊
#Monsterdon #Aligator1980

Alright THAT WAS AWESOME

GATOR BUST OUT! :ameowbongo: :ablobcatrave: #Monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie that's the dream

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

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awww now there he is! what a good gator! He's gonna eat the children!

Okay that was totally not Ramone's fault. #Monsterdon #Alligator

yes YES
the gator is out #monsterdon

Ramon's here to gentrify the neighborhood, run! #Monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

Correct answer for the 30-minute poll is the original script was scrapped because it was
Set in Milwaukee, and the gator grew giant on beer waste for some inexplicable reason

#Alligator1980

Aww, Ramon wants to play ball #Monsterdon

Camera shake effect for that? Really?

#monsterdon #alligator1980