"Mom mom - we' were just trying to drown our friend in the pool, but the alligator ate him instead!"

#Monsterdon

Well, it was the 80s. Most people just kinda let their kids do whatever.

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

Last time I went to someone's house for the first time, I immediately grabbed their phone and called my mother.
#monsterdon

The sewer leads into a swimming pool? #Monsterdon

Surprise reenactment of Peter Pan.
#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

Sadly, not *that* Donald.

#monsterdon #alligator1980

Post coital guilt dumps. My favorite. #Monsterdon

Yes, also there's a big fancy wedding about to happen, why not

#Monsterdon

YES!

I love movies brave enough to kill a kid.

#Monsterdon

"They call it booger alley. It's filled with snot."

#monsterdon

oops, sorry don.

#monsterdon

Okay. This scene scared the crap out of me as a kid. When I was this poor kid's age this is totally something my brother and his bully best friend would have done. #Monsterdon #Alligator

Oh, wow. They just killed a kid in this movie!

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980 hahaha nice

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🐊🩸 TRIVIAGATOR 🩸🐊

Almost an art film.

Scriptwriter John Sayles wrote much that was not filmable with the gator functionality as it was.

He had subplots that had the gator eating its way from poorer areas to where the wealthy lived.

#Alligator1980

Anything that looks like it doesn't belong... in a sewer... like humans....

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

Wait, wrong Marisa

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if it were halloween in chicago that gator would be dead of cold shock

Some people will want to look away during the pool scene #kids #monsterdon

Creepy old guy gonna buy a tv cable news network, ain’t he?

#Monsterdon

This #Monsterdon is your reminder that rich old white men have always been CREEPY A F

poor kiddo
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#alligator1980

Marisa's gotta be in a movie, cuz no way was she going into the sewer without something covering her hair.

#Monsterdon #Alligator

Checkov's bomb!!
#monsterdon #alligator1980

That old guy is super creepy.
#Monsterdon

"Can I get rid of this jacket?"

"Well you've been in the sewer, so I assume the dumpster is the best place."

#monsterdon #alligator

So is every piece of art in his apartment a topless woman? Posters and statues.
#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

"my number one boy" uh this guy gives me diddler vibes...

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Oh fuck off with this romance garbage #Monsterdon

What in the hell are those prints on his wall #monsterdon #alligator1980

"My number one boy".... not creepy at all...

#monsterdon

snaps, what a good name for a puppy. nothing better happen to that kid, or i will hunt down these film makers and make them regret it.

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she just said 'how do you do?' to the dog

Your answer will determine where we go to dinner

#monsterdon
#Alligator

Ok the kid doesn't count as a scumbag

#Monsterdon

Lotta assholes in this movie. We're gonna need more alligators.

#Monsterdon

How many products do they have in front of the FDA? He didn't say.

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

i swear to god if he's gonna use that pupper as bait

#monsterdon #alligator1980

Hopefully hit number 1 boy will soon be Alligator number 2. #Monsterdon #Alligator

@amyfou @diazona

Then taller glasses for the milk

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Chekov's... rich folk garden party.

#monsterdon #alligator1980

#monsterdon Gee, Thanks YouTube.

"You're off the case" trope #monsterdon #alligator

If you ever need help, just grab a gay construction worker off the street

#Monsterdon

Wait, how many products? #Monsterdon

YOU'RE OFF THE CASE!!!
#monsterdon #alligator1980

Green hat guy is the smartest guy in this picture.

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

Little kid falls off diving board

Gator: "Oooh, Lunchables!"

#Monsterdon

oh fuck yeah you know Ramon shows up for the wedding

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this movie is full of creepies!
#monsterdon
#alligator1980

V'GER #Monsterdon

I’m actually surprised the sewer guy didn’t get eaten. I assumed he was a Red Shirt.

#Monsterdon

smart sewer guy, he's outta here.

#monsterdon

Spot the redshirt.
#monsterdon

“What are you going to do?”

“Probably take off this holster. Then… 🤷”

#Monsterdon

Maybe they should give the alligator a gun and badge

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

@Taweret The alligator got out though, so it's perfectly safe

#monsterdon

Damn, lizard girl is hot when she's damp and shiny.

#monsterdon #alligator

@paco Usually they do the crime spree while still a cop

#Monsterdon

We've seen a few sewer movies now and the thing I feel most filmmakers don't consider before making sewers such a big part of their films is that they just look like a dirty wet room #monsterdon

Boobs, as per 80s requirements (but on a poster)

#monsterdon #alligator1980

Keys! But to what? A locker? At the PORT AUTHORITY?

#monsterdon #alligator1980

@Violinknitter It is just realism, really.

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#monsterdon I never noticed "Ramon Santiago" poster on the wall. YAY! That's a treat.

I would simply not go into the sewer where the giant alligator is

it would be easy for me

#monsterdon

Goddammit, movie, never split the party

And ESPECIALLY NEVER SPLIT THE PARTY when there is a GIANT FRICKING ALLIGATOR ON THE LOOSE in the sewers

JUST SAYING

#monsterdon

Got any boyfriends? Yes, that's a question to ask a doctor you've been calling "kid" when you're in a sewer with some stranger hunting a man-killing alligator named Ramon

#monsterdon

Giant gators and giant dogs. Maybe this movie shares a universe with Digby

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069974

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seriously stop going into the sewers with your street clothes and no gloves. Yes I see your waders but they are not nearly enough

He has been a non-cop for 3 minutes and it's straight into a crime spree.
#monsterdon

The dialogue, it hurts!
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@diazona @amyfou

But then you have to breed taller grass, and the cycle just goes on and on

#Monsterdon

Creepy old ghoul #Monsterdon

And the reason for the mad bomber scene is revealed..

#monsterdon

I don't believe an alligator has an ass #monsterdon

Split up!!???? Yeah. That worked GREAT last time. #Monsterdon #Alligator

This alleyway is dirtier than the alligator's sewer
#monsterdon #alligator1980

#monsterdon this is a pig eater!

That's, um, also a nice blouse.

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These gator vendors didn't waste any time.

#Monsterdon

Why do people in movies always interrupt professors in the middle of class instead of waiting until it’s over? #Monsterdon

I wonder how many takes it took to get that trick with the keys. #Monsterdon #Alligator

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980 "i'm here to be on the force and kick alligator ass, and i'm all off the force"

Go go great white hunter. Make your horny alligator sound. #Monsterdon #Alligator #alligator1980

I hope the gator eats Mr Slade

#monsterdon #alligator1980

@jadebees Oh neat! I had no idea!

#Monsterdon

Duffel bag full of TNT. Wonder where this is heading? #Monsterdon

That evidence room has like 10 things in it. These cops ain't bustin' a lot of perps.

#monsterdon

Holmes up here gonna Gus Fring the alligator #monsterdon #mixedreferences

#monsterdon It's the sewer, you act like anything down there isn't going to shock or surprise you. COME ON. Ah well, they are all gators meals.

@amyfou maybe taller cows

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

ALLRIGHT PARKING
When you want parking that's just alright, choose ALLRIGHT PARKING.
#monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie 😆
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Ah, Mr. Slade, I have to go to City Council for a reward.

...Big Jim Slade?!

#monsterdon

Surely they will spot an Alligator as big as the whole swimming pool.
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@SRLevine

Alligators do care for their young. I don't know about their sounds.

#Monsterdon

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"find that alligator and kick his ass"
sooo american
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#alligator1980

AND NOW HE'S GOT NOTHING LEFT TO LOSE

#monsterdon #alligator1980

So the mad bomber saves the day? #Monsterdon

We'll just have a guy make cow sounds and dub them in! No problem!

#Monsterdon