Duffel bag full of TNT. Wonder where this is heading? #Monsterdon

That evidence room has like 10 things in it. These cops ain't bustin' a lot of perps.

#monsterdon

Holmes up here gonna Gus Fring the alligator #monsterdon #mixedreferences

#monsterdon It's the sewer, you act like anything down there isn't going to shock or surprise you. COME ON. Ah well, they are all gators meals.

@amyfou maybe taller cows

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

Detective Sweater Jacket and Reptile Science Master investigate the alligator more, learning that the evil scientists are making animals big with testosterone.

Then boss cop tells Detective Sweater Jacket that he's off the force because "he pushed too hard", which makes no sense on its own. My guess is that boss cop realized this is an 80s movie and it will take a Maverick Cop Who Was Pushed Off The Force (TM) to solve the reptile murders.

#monsterdon

ALLRIGHT PARKING
When you want parking that's just alright, choose ALLRIGHT PARKING.
#monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie 😆
#Monsterdon

Ah, Mr. Slade, I have to go to City Council for a reward.

...Big Jim Slade?!

#monsterdon

Surely they will spot an Alligator as big as the whole swimming pool.
#monsterdon

@SRLevine

Alligators do care for their young. I don't know about their sounds.

#Monsterdon

https://share.google/42ysB2K9vtj8Jfwva

"find that alligator and kick his ass"
sooo american
#monsterdon
#alligator1980

So the mad bomber saves the day? #Monsterdon

AND NOW HE'S GOT NOTHING LEFT TO LOSE

#monsterdon #alligator1980

We'll just have a guy make cow sounds and dub them in! No problem!

#Monsterdon

I'll need your shield, David. Not right now though. Later. I'm walking over here right now. #monsterdon

Random cop turns to Protagonist Cop. "Homicide?"

"Don't mind if I do!"

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

My God, that man making alligator mating noises... #Monsterdon

Ah here comes the requisite love interest arc #Monsterdon

The alligator is a very romantic creature <3
#monsterdon #alligator1980

Someone kill this asshole talking to the reporter #monsterdon #alligator

This boy-girl repartee is more horrifying than anything having to do with the gator #monsterdon

I want some hot Lhasa Apso now.

#Monsterdon

Why would you assume that small molecules would cause major growth and not start with the cow equivalent of "human growth hormone"?

#Monsterdon

That was not what an upset baby gator sounds like

And if you upset a baby gator, the mom will bullrush you and kill you basically
Potentially other gators, too.

#monsterdon

No one ever offered me an alligator as a pet when I was a kid :(
#monsterdon #alligator1980

Are we sure they didn't slip in any stock footage of Florida into this movie?
#Monsterdon #Aligator1980

@stripey It seemed like a helicopter scan of yards and pools, so not completely silly.

#monsterdon #alligator1980

"We got rivers, we got canals, we got that [NAME OF LAKE] lake over there!"

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon🐊 🐊 🐊 💩 🩸 😱

no no no you don't solve a 'food shortage problem' by growing bigger cows

Immediately fired. Must be from before the invention of police unions

#Monsterdon

HECKILOPTER VERSUS AGILLATOR

natural enemies for æons

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Okay I'm gonna need film makers to stop trying to do a food of the gods for few decades okay it wasn't even that great of a premise to begin with I said what I said

"Scat" and "Spore" are not interchangeable, thank you

#Monsterdon

The evidence locker isn't even a locker #monsterdon

Writing good subtitles is hard. These subtitles wrote "alligator spore" when it should have been "alligator spoor." Or maybe alligators in this world reproduce like funguses.

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

holy shit the house address lmao

#monsterdon

LIZARD LADY, casual sexism
#monsterdon #alligator1980

We were going to market it, but Mark McGuire wanted an exclusive contract... #Monsterdon

ALLIGATOR SPORE??? Like Audrey II from outer space? #monsterdon #alligator1980

*thats alot of shit.gif*
#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

@EmptySet These poor people, stuck in the pager age.

#Monsterdon

Aha, the origins of

"a KNIFE!"

"NO!!"

#Monsterdon

@LingLass These guys are all way too thin to be Chicago cops in 1980! #Monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow Also the alligator spoor is large #Monsterdon

But I was only 2 weeks to retirement! #Monsterdon

The best way to flirt with a reporter is to make moaning noises into her microphone.

#monsterdon

You probably heard audio effects folks using the alligator bellow for some creature sound effect. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/EHQENgxYXPM #monsterdon

SPOOR NOT SPORE

FUCK

#monsterdon #alligator

Waiting for Ramona's big coming out party. 🏳️‍⚧️

#monsterdon

Alligators making a call ....

#Monsterdon #Alligator

"we have no photos so we will redraw the izod logo"

#monsterdon #alligator1980

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980 💩

Are there palm trees in city parks in Missouri?

#monsterdon #alligator1980

"I got the goods on the #Alligator ."

Delivered as only Robert Forster could.

#Monsterdon

ooofff, the City is really corrupt. Poor Dave.

#Monsterdon

Ah good ol' 1980's misogyny

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

Hot lhasa apsos fetch quite a price $$$

#monsterdon
#Alligator

I need that stuffed gator. #monsterdon

@LingLass SO not Chicago! Sheesh! #Monsterdon

Only 36 minutes left, soak in the glory of this film why ye can

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

Oh wow, we managed to tie back in to the bad lab killing animals they stole from people!

#Monsterdon

Ramone is under going hormone treatments? Good for them.
#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

This man loves showing off his tits

#Monsterdon

Why yes, it is an attack on the free enterprise system

#monsterdon

Somebody must be picking up their phones to get so many cops to the scene.

#Monsterdon

Lots of goddamn Harry Potter ads during the break 🙄 #monsterdon #alligator

@hollie Yeah, there were shady guys on corners with alligators and free drugs all over the place in the 80s. #Monsterdon

Stealth 100 #Monsterdon

"Globules" mentioned
Drink!

#Monsterdon 🐊 #Alligator1980

It's so very hard to spot a forty-foot long alligator on the street #monsterdon

"Distress call of a young gator still with it's mother"

Er, I didn't think alligators nurtured their young? Someone correct me if I'm wrong though.

#Monsterdon

I think the big game hunter was trying to come on to the reporter with that alligator grunt.

#Monsterdon

The "I'm a Pepper" shirt and the Farrah Fawcett hair!

#Monsterdon

I mean… alligators do communicate. But they sound exactly nothing like that.

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

big game hunter needs traumatic back story about surviving a shipwreck in an alligator swamp #Monsterdon

When I lived in Chicago, we had Chance the Snapper, a five foot long alligator, loose in a public park. So this is actually a littler familiar #Monsterdon

"It gets the itch, come spring..." Yeah, that went around my high school, we had an assembly about it and everything. An immunization campaign straightened things out, though.

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

Ancaps are certainly a special kind of people aren't they #Monsterdon

Ok, Henry Silva was one of the great villains / heavies. This movie just climbed a couple of spots just because he’s in it.

#Monsterdon

I love the driving the boats over the explosions for a better effect in the movie 🤣🚤 #Monsterdon #Aligator1980

@Violinknitter "Who is this pretty girl?"

#monsterdon

I cannot wait for Brock to get eaten.
#monsterdon

What the fuck am I watching? #Monsterdon

Palm trees? Canals? Thin cops? Come on! #Monsterdon #NotChicago

Blackadder on camera there

#monsterdon #alligator1980

#monsterdon

Colonel Brock, Henry Silva. He made a sound like that in Ghost Dog too.

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0798328/

why are we doing this

#monsterdon

This alligator hunter guy a creep!
#monsterdon
#alligator1980

tf is this creep they called in??

#monsterdon

nO a ReFrIgeRatOr LOL #monsterdon #alligator

Communism strikes again lmao #monsterdon #alligator1980

Are there many gators in Chicago?

#monsterdon

"We go that lake over there?"
Excuse me sir, that's a *Great* lake, show some respect. #monsterdon

That giant alligator crashes through the pavement and not a single person takes out their 'phone to take a picture!!!?

#monsterdon #Alligators

Henry Silva!

#monsterdon

Ramon must be full of energy after being cooped up in the sewers for so long

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

I'm not watching but from what I can gather rfk is in this #monsterdon

Hahahahaha!!!

I want a stuffed gator as a prize for watching this movie!!!

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon
This guy talking creepily to Dr. Kendall has been a creep in like a hundred movies..