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@cocaine_owlbear Those were the good old days. #monsterdon #alligator1980

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Why do we have to have these terrible romantic subplots in these films?

Robin Riker is way out of his league.

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wait, what's wrong with that apartment? it looks like a palace compared to my place!

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#monsterdon He's got a glass jaw over his poor male pattern baldness. HAHAHAHAHAHA. Awwwww.

They killed a kid.
I hate this movie.
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Why does he have four or more copies of the same titty poster instead of new and novel titties on every wall?

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Uh I definitely want to be that guy's number one boy

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Holy shit this film just killed a small child.

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"Mom mom - we' were just trying to drown our friend in the pool, but the alligator ate him instead!"

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Well, it was the 80s. Most people just kinda let their kids do whatever.

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Last time I went to someone's house for the first time, I immediately grabbed their phone and called my mother.
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The sewer leads into a swimming pool? #Monsterdon

Surprise reenactment of Peter Pan.
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Sadly, not *that* Donald.

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Post coital guilt dumps. My favorite. #Monsterdon

YES!

I love movies brave enough to kill a kid.

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Yes, also there's a big fancy wedding about to happen, why not

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"They call it booger alley. It's filled with snot."

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oops, sorry don.

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Okay. This scene scared the crap out of me as a kid. When I was this poor kid's age this is totally something my brother and his bully best friend would have done. #Monsterdon #Alligator

Oh, wow. They just killed a kid in this movie!

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#Monsterdon #Alligator1980 hahaha nice

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Almost an art film.

Scriptwriter John Sayles wrote much that was not filmable with the gator functionality as it was.

He had subplots that had the gator eating its way from poorer areas to where the wealthy lived.

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Anything that looks like it doesn't belong... in a sewer... like humans....

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Wait, wrong Marisa

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if it were halloween in chicago that gator would be dead of cold shock

Some people will want to look away during the pool scene #kids #monsterdon

This #Monsterdon is your reminder that rich old white men have always been CREEPY A F

Creepy old guy gonna buy a tv cable news network, ain’t he?

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poor kiddo
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Marisa's gotta be in a movie, cuz no way was she going into the sewer without something covering her hair.

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Checkov's bomb!!
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That old guy is super creepy.
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"Can I get rid of this jacket?"

"Well you've been in the sewer, so I assume the dumpster is the best place."

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So is every piece of art in his apartment a topless woman? Posters and statues.
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"my number one boy" uh this guy gives me diddler vibes...

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Oh fuck off with this romance garbage #Monsterdon

What in the hell are those prints on his wall #monsterdon #alligator1980

"My number one boy".... not creepy at all...

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snaps, what a good name for a puppy. nothing better happen to that kid, or i will hunt down these film makers and make them regret it.

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she just said 'how do you do?' to the dog

Your answer will determine where we go to dinner

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Ok the kid doesn't count as a scumbag

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Lotta assholes in this movie. We're gonna need more alligators.

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How many products do they have in front of the FDA? He didn't say.

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i swear to god if he's gonna use that pupper as bait

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Hopefully hit number 1 boy will soon be Alligator number 2. #Monsterdon #Alligator

@amyfou @diazona

Then taller glasses for the milk

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#monsterdon Gee, Thanks YouTube.

Chekov's... rich folk garden party.

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Never wear gloves or boots when I go rummaging around in the sewers

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"You're off the case" trope #monsterdon #alligator

If you ever need help, just grab a gay construction worker off the street

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Wait, how many products? #Monsterdon

Bro in Florida they are being thrown through drive thru windows

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YOU'RE OFF THE CASE!!!
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Green hat guy is the smartest guy in this picture.

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Little kid falls off diving board

Gator: "Oooh, Lunchables!"

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oh fuck yeah you know Ramon shows up for the wedding

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Wait, did they just have sex?

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this movie is full of creepies!
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V'GER #Monsterdon

I’m actually surprised the sewer guy didn’t get eaten. I assumed he was a Red Shirt.

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Spot the redshirt.
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smart sewer guy, he's outta here.

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“What are you going to do?”

“Probably take off this holster. Then… 🤷”

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Maybe they should give the alligator a gun and badge

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@Taweret The alligator got out though, so it's perfectly safe

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Damn, lizard girl is hot when she's damp and shiny.

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@paco Usually they do the crime spree while still a cop

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We've seen a few sewer movies now and the thing I feel most filmmakers don't consider before making sewers such a big part of their films is that they just look like a dirty wet room #monsterdon

Boobs, as per 80s requirements (but on a poster)

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Keys! But to what? A locker? At the PORT AUTHORITY?

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@Violinknitter It is just realism, really.

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#monsterdon I never noticed "Ramon Santiago" poster on the wall. YAY! That's a treat.

I would simply not go into the sewer where the giant alligator is

it would be easy for me

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Goddammit, movie, never split the party

And ESPECIALLY NEVER SPLIT THE PARTY when there is a GIANT FRICKING ALLIGATOR ON THE LOOSE in the sewers

JUST SAYING

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Giant gators and giant dogs. Maybe this movie shares a universe with Digby

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069974

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Got any boyfriends? Yes, that's a question to ask a doctor you've been calling "kid" when you're in a sewer with some stranger hunting a man-killing alligator named Ramon

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seriously stop going into the sewers with your street clothes and no gloves. Yes I see your waders but they are not nearly enough

He has been a non-cop for 3 minutes and it's straight into a crime spree.
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The dialogue, it hurts!
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@diazona @amyfou

But then you have to breed taller grass, and the cycle just goes on and on

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Creepy old ghoul #Monsterdon

And the reason for the mad bomber scene is revealed..

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I don't believe an alligator has an ass #monsterdon

Split up!!???? Yeah. That worked GREAT last time. #Monsterdon #Alligator

This alleyway is dirtier than the alligator's sewer
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#monsterdon this is a pig eater!

That's, um, also a nice blouse.

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These gator vendors didn't waste any time.

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Why do people in movies always interrupt professors in the middle of class instead of waiting until it’s over? #Monsterdon

I wonder how many takes it took to get that trick with the keys. #Monsterdon #Alligator

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980 "i'm here to be on the force and kick alligator ass, and i'm all off the force"

@SRLevine Oh! One I can answer! because small molecule research is always hot. They're cheap and easy to synthesize, and you can patent what you find. You can't patent natural hormones, especially ubiquitous ones. But you can patent a novel small molecule, or its synthesis if its not novel...

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Go go great white hunter. Make your horny alligator sound. #Monsterdon #Alligator #alligator1980

I hope the gator eats Mr Slade

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@jadebees Oh neat! I had no idea!

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