The detective and reptile scientist are lobbying hard to secede from the movie into their own sitcom. #monsterdon

@xerozohar and yet it happens anyway

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

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"Don't understand me so quick" is the only good advice this movie has to offer

i refuse to be sad about Brock, this movie cannot convince to be sad about that gun-toting, rock-faced dumbass.

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The confusing and dark forested path of male intimacy, she has no light for such a thing

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"There wasn't much of him left"

Well no, we saw the thing eating the whole guy. Did he spit out his wallet or something?

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And he had a shitty broken gun too LOL
#Monsterdon #Aligator1980

This guy is so boring and you're a LIZARD LADY, you can do much better. Why are you with him?

#monsterdon #alligator1980

Madison, you are an asshole, hope ramon eat you next and Doc can keep it as a pet.
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#alligator1980

"Come on, let's split."
They run in the same direction.
#CinemaSins #monsterdon

Well that scene ended better than I'd feared.
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Okay. The full size gator prop doesn't look bad. Limited mobility but good for what it is. Only mildly obvious Kraven the Hunter has to feed himself into the gator's mouth.
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My hero snags another one.

Jesus fucking Christ may this guy die soon.
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OMG HE ACTUALLY GOT EATEN FROM THE FEET UP YES LMAO #monsterdon #alligator1980

Well, at least his “bearer” tried to shoot. Too bad, he didn’t know how to fire a rifle.

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Oh good, the most deserving monster chomp in this movie. Hope the helpers got their $10 each

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Great White Hunter Meat. #Monsterdon #Alligator

That was not a well-done dream sequence #monsterdon

I wonder what the bazooka is doing right now

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I thought we were gonna have some superfluous nookie but then all we got was a lousy therapy session oh well #Monsterdon

@fabio hardly do when it's a #monsterdon flix

@binford2k I hope not. He did move quick, though. So hopefully he has the sense to just leave.
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Great White Hunter going out the way he should

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@cocaine_owlbear It's a great flick. #monsterdon #alligator1980

Gators not gonna eat him cuz he smells like cheap bourbon.

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This love interest makes no sense, sorry #monsterdon #alligator

5-0 Ramon. Sorry, kid. #Monsterdon

This "great Hunter" didn't even bring a flashlight
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@fabio I think he just crawled there after breaking through the sewer ceiling, searching for water. #monsterdon

What a turd #Monsterdon

Number one boy Arthur is gonna get eaten, isn’t he? #monsterdon #alligator #alligator1980

@apLundell I guess so but also why

like of all the places he could have gone, why chill in this suburban swimming pool

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@fabio Asked his mum? #monsterdon

"ZOMBIES"

oh, you mean the 'walking dead'

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Now do Deformed Rabbit! It my favorite!

#monsterdon #alligator

You know he’s a great hunter by the gun patches on his shoulders.

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#monsterdon Looks like she's figured out that sweatshirts aren't towels. Good, now go fetch us some coffee Ramon-Mommy.

Whitey ain't worth it, bro!

Cmon, son!

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Gator ate the little kid! Bold!
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"I understand how you must feel." nuzzles

"Don't understand me so quick."

I would also get up and leave. Though I probably wouldn't have been nuzzling the guy's shoulder.....

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@combatwombat

The circle of life!

#Monsterdon

Science pillow talk 🙄

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@diazona

Coulda been even more meaningful today.

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@jivens

now with extra racism.

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@strangefour look it's not his fault he has three nipples, that just happens sometimes

#monsterdon #alligator1980

We thought we might find that damn animal in this diner

#monsterdon
#Alligator

@Ayyyydrew probably better there than in public? #monsterdon

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THe bearers follow the hunter into the lair.. FUCK YOU!!

Eat him slowly, Ramon.

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Tastes like crackers! #Monsterdon

I also thought his apartment would look just like that.

#monsterdon

...and how did the gator get into the swimming pool

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

Listen, can you shut up about your cop trauma? Are we having sex or what

#Monsterdon

Oh, good, they know how to use chopsticks.

#monsterdon #alligator1980

I don't think actual alligators have to eat quite this often #monsterdon

It's a poor hunter that lets somebody else carry his piece, what a shit

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“They call it Booger Alley.”

That’s like the least scary name for an alley.

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Is that fucking cider in your tiny bottle? Whiskey doesn't fucking foam like that

#monsterdon #alligator

They've been in bed for 45 seconds and he's unburdening his soul. #monsterdon

Arthur is my number one boy 😏 😏 😏 #monsterdon #alligator

@yatsu the straights are not okay

#monsterdon #alligator1980

Let me pour out my deep seated psychological trauma to a woman I've slept with once and do not have a long term relationship with yet. Once again expecting women to do the emotional work I guess?

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that's some tasty

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This movie has so much awk.

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🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

    🐊🩸 TRIVIAGATOR 🩸🐊

What happened to the monster?

After filming, the animatronic alligator, named Ramon, was donated as a mascot to the Florida Gators of the University of Florida in Gainesville, FL. Ramon made a halftime appearance a few times.

#Alligator1980

~25 minutes left.
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The rule of threes. We aren't going to see this guy's nipples again.
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Gator 5, Scumbags 0

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Just walk right in the house, don't wash your hands at all and go right to the fridge. #Monsterdon God...

Back then when kids played Pirate Games they went HARD CORE #Monsterdon

Oh the evil scientist is marrying the boss's daughter. So corruption AND nepotism. Lovely. #monsterdon

@Ayyyydrew That happened to me, too.

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See kids? Drinking will kill you.

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He shouldn't blame himself for surviving, _I'm_ the one whose job it is to blame him for surviving.

#monsterdon #alligator1980

He's starting out trauma dumping early in the relationship!

#monsterdon #alligator

@JoeWynne what a shame we missed out

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

This is a very heavy conversation for sex.

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is this really what you heteros talk about after sex???

#monsterdon

#monsterdon
Stop TALKING!!!!!

Sewer to wedding prep cut
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@Ayyyydrew "Men would rather swear vengeance on a Alligator than..."

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so uh, he's not gonna pull out the dynamite in bed is he?

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Allright, do the scene again. But this time, make the dialog more wooden. #Monsterdon

@cocaine_owlbear Someone who never went on a date, ever.

But yay for consent?
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They just down there with barely no PPE and just raw-doggin the sewer air. My God... #Monsterdon

Wrong Donald, Ramón #Monsterdon

Wow Kraven is a racist hunter.
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Stealth 150 #Monsterdon

I wonder what the alligator is up to

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@moira now that's a #Monsterdon moment

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UGGGGHHH #monsterdon #alligator1980

Lol HOLY SHIT

They fully killed that kid!!

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#Monsterdon #Alligator1980 urk

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and now, the racism.

KITTY!

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“I thought you were a tight-ass, but BOY was I wrong.”

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Who the hell wrote this dialogue?

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YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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okay, i don't for one minute believe their chemistry, but i do appreciate the rare moment of actual consent in a #monsterdon movie.