Extra point is good, 7-0 Ramon!

#Monsterdon

I love how our gator hero is taking full advantage of the widespread panic at the wedding

'cause otherwise the people could probably have just run away

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

"Need my help?! You fired me for the man that got ate by a gator! " #Monsterdon #Aligator1980

I have determined that the alligator is Offler The Alligator God.

And he's Offlering people at an amazing rate.

#monsterdon #alligator

We will now have a moment of silence for waiters and maids who died in the making of this bourgeoisie blood bath.
#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

Oh ok

Fog up the already pitch sewer.

Sure. #Monsterdon

Wait, didn't the alarm-radio not beep every second before?

#monsterdon

@xerozohar That's a Top Ramon suggestion #monsterdon

Exploding vehicles! #monsterdon #alligator

Alligator ski ramp! #monsterdon #alligator

@jivens american alligator or egyptian alligat....

aaaaaarght!

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shitty mayor and rich bastard both killed in one scene?

GOAT = Gator Of All Time

#monsterdon

This being "Chicago", that was most likely a Democratic mayor. So bonus pts there, Ramon. #monsterdon

#monsterdon I love this background shouting.

One lady is just saying "Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! like she's reading it off a cue card."

I love this alligator's Deadpool like 4th wall breaking sense of justice #Monsterdon #Aligator1980

I love how they're playing the same 5 seconds or so of screaming on loop

#monsterdon #alligator

@srol ramon and I have so much in common! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon
What is the air speed velocity of an unladen gator tail?

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so far the gator is only bite-squishing the people, not eating them which is good he's saving room for the rich guy and the evil vet

Vote Ramone in 2028 #Monsterdon

He hates cars!
#Monsterdon

Gonna need a bigger limo.

#Monsterdon

And the first to eat the rich are each other
#Monsterdon #Aligator1980

That was a dickish thing to say to her. #monsterdon #alligator #alligator1980

Blaine is _not_ getting a reference from Mr Slade..

#monsterdon

Slade's driver is somehow even stupider than the cops

#monsterdon

Ok banging him against the window was funny

#monsterdon

The escape skills of the rich leave a lot to be desired. Noted for future reference (maybe?) #Monsterdon

Welp, that's what Chicago gets for not electing a Daley

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

Oh god, another sewer crawl? These aren't anywhere near as interesting as the filmmakers think they are #monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie That's what I said!!! #Monsterdon

Was the scientist creep among the party deaths? #Monsterdon

Chomping pressure of an alligator (normal size)

3,700 pounds per square inch

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#MonsterdonScience

Well I guess he doesn't have to worry about his reelection campaign anymore.

#monsterdon #alligator1980

@JoeWynne @diazona ...Chicago, Chicago, Missouri! #monsterdon

When has the alligator had time to metabolize ANYTHING?!? I mean, it’s big, but it’s not 35-people-in-my-tummy big

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Fucking gator is eating the help when all those rich people are there.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon
Every time the gator eats someone an angel gets his/her wings.

He asserts his authority by making everyone at the wedding eat his burned steaks and tell him how good they are

#Monsterdon

Snub nose .38 with a range of about 6 feet, and a terminal energy of lovingly spitting on your sub's face

#monsterdon #alligator

"I find this all very confusing."

You and me both, sister.

#Monsterdon

Nice shot right into the cake!
#Monsterdon #Aligator1980

Director: “How many shots of people being thrown can I fit in here? And what’s the silliest way they can be thrown?”

...

Director: “What if we throw someone into a wedding cake?”

#Monsterdon

This is clearly a bad movie.
*Ramone eats some rich shitheads*
This might be the best movie we have seen all year.
#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

Random guy with a walker, I see you and respect you. #Monsterdon

🥳 #monsterdon

Run in a zigzag! #monsterdon #alligator1980

@conquest_of_biscuits wooo congrats! 🎉

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

@msh

Ramon understands that in a neoliberal system, labour is complicit with capital

#Monsterdon

Mom is so excited that a man came to the house for her daughter.

#Monsterdon

OK, this ending chaos makes up for the bad dialogue.
#Monsterdon

Into the limo! #Monsterdon

Dammit, Ramon. Stop filling up on service workers and eat the RICH.

#Monsterdon

Man, Mr Six Flags is a dick.

#monsterdon

It's bowling for wedding guests!.

#monsterdon

MANUEL, NO!!!

#monsterdon #alligator1980

Alligator 2, guys with machine guns -3

(in just this engagement)

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

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Gator at the wedding!!!!

Aw, heck. The gator had a chance to murder rich people but chose to start with the working class. Way to go, Ramon.

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980 *boot to the head*

Mayor needs to let creepy BBQ guy hit on the chicks or he's gonna get tossed out a window

#monsterdon #alligator

#monsterdon
Eat the rich!!

no not the maid, god Ramon, we talked about this

#monsterdon

Ben is a lousy driver
#monsterdon
#aligator1980

Back into the storm drains.

#monsterdon

#EatTheRich #Monsterdon

oo, nice airtime

#monsterdon #alligator1980

Oh, Ramon, don't eat the hired help..

#monsterdon

Not the caterers!!!!!!!!! #monsterdon

Why is the pope here lmao #monsterdon #alligator1980

oh no, not the maid, she doesn't get paid enough for this.

#monsterdon

Eat the rich gator EAT THE RICH :ablobcatrave: #Monsterdon

All parents in this movie are awful and loud #monsterdon #alligator

eat the rich #TeamRamon #Monsterdon

One the one hand, shocked this rich old fuck knows how to BBQ.
On the other hand he's clearly doing it badly.
#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

so less maid in the shade and more maid in the alligator

#monsterdon #alligator1980

see they like meat and that makes a very deep statement about something

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a climactic scene where the giant gator crashes the wedding, eats the evil veterinarian, and then courts his girl friend from his childhood would make some of this more worth it

Now who's your favorite Stripey Goodness who told you that alligator was headed straight for this barbecue?

#monsterdon #alligator1980

Margaret Thatcher in the crowd!

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Did you see that? Ramone just blew up a police boat!

#Monsterdon #Alligator

fucking hell I have not understood a single word out of this old bastard in this movie

#monsterdon

Figures. Alligator attacks the rich people at a party and the first person to die is the help. #monsterdon

Now this is change I can believe in. Go Ramone! #Monsterdon

We have arrived at the Doom Circus portion of this monster movie; in this case, an elitist bastard wedding. Enjoy. #monsterdon

How did he know where she lives? #monsterdon

Was that Greg Sestero with a maxipad on his face?

#monsterdon #alligator

The famous stucco houses with tiled roofs of the Midwest…

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

Artistic red lighting! I dig it
#monsterdon #alligator1980

Lorax please put on your seatbelt #monsterdon #alligator1980

We're way behind here, only reached the read dream sequence now #monsterdon #alligator

Throw out all the compliments at once, you'll have all your bases covered

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

The Closed Captions say "Dramatic Music"

…

I beg to differ.

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

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the gator also ate his pantlegs i guess

I would like to see a map of this alligator’s movements, from central sewers to lake to suburban pool back to city alleys to this canal

I’m very confused

#Monsterdon

Alligator tail sure hates that car!

#monsterdon

B: "Open the door"
A: "That'll teach you to repeat the last word I say!"

#Monsterdon

bwahaha. excellent boating skills. #monsterdon

"What's he going to do when it gets out?"
"I suppose that depends what's in its way....."
#monsterdon

Straight men managed to be even worse in the 70s/80s #monsterdon #alligator