HAHAH
I thought the cop who hit land in the boat would have been that last to die but no ... grenades!

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Temu Jaws music #monsterdon

Bet the "alligator at rich ppl's wedding" scene looked pretty good on paper #monsterdon

No Ramon don't eat them. They're too rich you'll get a tummy ache :blobcat_party: #Monsterdon

@xerozohar That's called poop pooping it? --dad #monsterdon

Nice, eath the rich Ramon, go for it!
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#aligator1980

Debating which eye is evil, that's an interesting thing

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

These Keystone Cops deserve to be gator food #Monsterdon

That works, too.
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@jivens They always deserve better. #Monsterdon

OMG the cops blew themselves up, just like the Alligator planned!

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

We're breaking out the grenades!

#Monsterdon

So the police have a nice Fiberform glass hull, with large flake metallic "POLICE" on it?

And a box of grenades for good measure.

#monsterdon #alligator

Firing assault rifles while standing up in a fast-moving boat is a great way to shoot your buddy in the back, just saying. Of course with their driving, I guess it didn't matter.

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Nothing left of him but a whiskey bottle and some racism. #Monsterdon

I hope the gator comes up under a boat and snaps it in two.
#Monsterdon

Look I didn't wanna get all firearms nerd about this but 5.56 might just tickle that beast, at best

#monsterdon #alligator1980

#monsterdon If you take the pin out of a grenade, it's really important that you throw it.

Just a little pro tip.

great use of props

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Ohh we get speedboat gun chase
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Can I count this on my bingo card as “boat flip?”

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

Hell yeah, eat the rich Ramòn!

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well that went well #Monsterdon

This is how all the Tempered Lagiacrus fights end up going :/ #Monsterdon #MonsterHunter

ah of course, they had to have _some_ way to yank people down under the water in this movie

#monsterdon #alligator1980

Was that scene in Swamp Thing on the hovercraft a remake of this famous gator vs cop scene?
#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

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oh no they jumped the gator.

A: ".... hickory"
B: GLARE
A: "... charcoal"
B: GLARE

🤣

#Monsterdon

aaand the boat explodes??? YES there it is!

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@diazona @JoeWynne "He had it comin... he had it comin...🎶 " #monsterdon

Why yes, Freud did say the police want to punish society for their own illicit desires which in this case is to constantly tell your new girlfriend about your traumatic experiences.

#monsterdon

Did he just call them “State Poopers”?

This movie keeps getting better and better.

#Monsterdon

And in the background, you can see the famous mountains of northern Illinois.

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

Let's do it while your nosy mom listens! This is really doing it for me for some reason

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I feel like these "Alligator" sound stings are the same ones from the V-Ger exploration sequence in Star Trek The Motion Picture

#monsterdon #alligator

I love how this party of rich bastards is tempting fate....

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#Monsterdon #Alligator1980 escalated to a fucken naval battle

You FOOLS! You need SILVER bullets to kill a giant mutant alligator!

#monsterdon #alligator1980

old man Slade rambling about grilling incoherently is unreasonably hilarious.

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fade to flashback

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Touchdown. 6-0 Ramon!

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"You gonna come with me"

"We'll see"

Oh GAWD :blobrollingeyes: #Monsterdon

leave the gator alone

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YES DIE BROCK! #monsterdon #alligator

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awww I miss those teensy toyota pickups

what if Mom and this Police Chief met. she could talk forever, he'd never get another word in edgewise, and they could go off and have their very own movie together that we would never have to watch.

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Hmm, somehow even though I’m watching the Miri stream, I’m somehow a few minutes behind

#Monsterdon

Robin Riker (who plays the herpetologist) looks a little like Anna Faris, to me.

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RAWR
#monsterdon #alligator1980

I was going to say something about wearing robes as day wear, but this movie took yet another annoying turn.
#Monsterdon

they didn’t even glance at her rock collection #Monsterdon

Snake Lady's mom is the most realistic thing about this movie

#Monsterdon

This man demands pictures of spiderman, doesn't he?

#monsterdon #alligator1980

"What are you sorry for?"

"You name it, I'm sorry for it"

That means you're not sorry for anything, you just wanna get your dick wet.

#monsterdon #alligator

"Anything worth having is going to be trouble. That is, unless you want to live with the turtles."
"I mean..."

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

Well youtube censored the part of her he thought was beautiful. I assume he's talking about that classy terrycloth bathrobe. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Rich people on the menu! FINALLY THIS MOVIE IS ARTWORK!

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I don't know what she's confused about that's all very straightforward.

#monsterdon #alligator1980

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980 ahhhhh that was a dirty joke

V'ger jaws stinger 5: in space #Monsterdon

YOU SHOULD GO LIVE WITH THE TURTLES, WHO ARE CUTE AND NICE UNLIKE THIS GUY.

#monsterdon #alligator1980

COULDNT HAPPEN TO A NICER GUY
#monsterdon

“You name it, I apologize for it”

Ewww, no, bad. Start over.

#Monsterdon

That was a weird Voight Kampff test.

#Monsterdon #Alligator

y'know getting fired has apparently been very good for Madison

Just sayin'

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

Gator 6, Scumbags 0

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@binford2k He had director notions for "the shape of water?" #monsterdon

Every character in this film thinks they're the main character. They really should remember the name of the film. #monsterdon

Please i want her to try to do an exorcism on the gator #monsterdon #alligator1980

@CactuarJoe BA ha ha haha! nice. (jumped the gator)

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Racist pig #monsterdon #alligator #alligator1980

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THis is a weird eye test..

That collision seemed... evitable

#Monsterdon

Today the part of Godzilla will be played by Ramon #Monsterdon

Why yes, Freud did say the police want to punish society for their own illicit desires.

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FUCK, THEY JUMPED THE SHARK, I MEAN GATOR

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Oh, is the dad dead? That's good.

#monsterdon

I dunno if this film is set in Chicago, but her mom sure is.

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This red dream sequence was unnecessary. This is not high art.
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#monsterdon I tihnk the Chief of Police would be best if he had like a massive coronary, how could you tell? Sounds like he's screaming about his heart with everything he says, so just close your eyes and imagine him gripping his chest.

Holy shit lady, switch to decaf!

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

Yeeeeeee-haw! foom 🔥 ⛵

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These guys couldn't hit the broad side of a stegosaurus

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awww the little boats so cute -- alligator

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i'm kinda accidently skipping #monsterdon for muppets tonight

but like

is there already a #minetest server?

@OldRustBucket
Oh, yeah 😵‍💫

@diazona

#Monsterdon

Pretty sure that guy deserved to get eaten

just statistically speaking

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

@socketwench Salt and not peppa? #monsterdon

Can we get Ramon to eat the film negatives #Monsterdon

Bolts up awake "My hair" #Monsterdon #Alligator

@paco That scene was done _so_ much better by space: 1999

#monsterdon #alligator1980

These two don't have real romantic chemistry #monsterdon

@combatwombat

to split: old slang for "to depart"
to split up: "to separate and go in different directions"

Now going to design an ESL course around #Monsterdon movies

This poor snake lady is SO horny

#Monsterdon

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another 'red lighting === scary/bad place' thingamajig

Just shakin' the bushes boss

#monsterdon
#Alligator

@paco omg! How far behind am I? #Monsterdon

@paco Woooow. Woooooooowwwww.

Woooooowww.

#monsterdon #alligator

You're back on the force! For... plot reasons.

#monsterdon