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SWEEP THE LEG!

#Monsterdon

Playing grab-ass as cops are wont to do.

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@catzilla
Attempt at character building?

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I'm a simple woman. I just want to see cops being eaten by alligators. Is that so wrong?

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

That was a really long leadup to the detective's ass.

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Did you really need to go down to the sewer for a spirited game of grabass?

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tail-slap!

#monsterdon #alligator1980

@OldRustBucket

I strongly suspect a big city sewer has enough bacterial by-product to choke an elephant

#Monsterdon

That is the quietest alligator stealth kill I've never heard 😯🐊
#Monsterdon #Aligator1980

#monsterdon Looks like Officer Kelly is literally a grab-ass kinda guy. He has no problems getting his ankles up…

Store brand Jaws stinger 2: the revenge #Monsterdon

I was expecting Kelly to just turn up as a corpse. Guess it's a bit less spooky then.

#monsterdon #alligator1980

Oops. I read part of the plot synopsis and now it makes more sense. Sorry, won't happen again. #monsterdon

@klu9 Yes, I kinda missed making the connection given nothing was super-clear it was like whatever

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Incomplete sewer map, there's a trope

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

#monsterdon Shoulda brought a rookie who could read a map.

@neia Sewer methane, but I just met 'er!

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Umm...unless there's a bacterial by product gas, methane is odorless. #Monsterdon

Awwww! Rat Cuties! #monsterdon

okay, nevermind, maybe he won't live a little bit. RIP.

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@catzilla

Radio-bomb gaga?

#Monsterdon

🐀 🐀 🐀

#monsterdon #alligator1980

What was the point of the radio-bomb scene? #monsterdon #alligator1980

Kelly wandering around in the sewers with his mouth open and full of chewing tobacco, not the brightest rookie

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What's it counting down to?

The end of our film careers.

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Well, I guess we know who's dying next. #Monsterdon

I sense that young blonde cop will have a long, fruitful life ahead of him #Monsterdon

A guy walks into a police station wearing a box on a his chest and it takes them *how* long to become suspicious?

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

Bomb defusing comedy skit?
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For attempted tomfoolery with a radio.

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Oh, I left my sewer uniform back at the precinct damn the luck!

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Awww no boom? #Monsterdon

#monsterdon
On the Radio...

Donna SUmmer?

I was afraid we were getting a bad transphobic references. Instead we get bad depictions of schizophrenia.
sigh

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The crazy non-bomber was something all right.

#monsterdon #alligator1980

Ok, did not expect the mad bomber in the police office #Monsterdon

This suicide guy's shtick is embarrassing #monsterdon

i genuinely think i'd like to see every person who mocks my boy's baldness get munched on camera.

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He's not doing this for the socials, so he must just be crazy

#monsterdon
#Alligator

Oh detective meekchin is available. #Monsterdon

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weird male pattern baldness leitmotif

@klu9 I recovered it on the Youtube copy thank you!

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Is balding going to be a running theme of this movie?

Also shave it!

#monsterdon #alligator1980

@ohiofi

That's how most of the TP ends up in the sewer

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WAIT WAIT WAIT The Daily Bugle?

This news got to the Bugle? Are they going to send in Spider-Man?

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Man, I miss newspaper headline montages. #Monsterdon

"I need someone to checkout a sewer with me."

Wow, Zillow has really gone downhill.

#monsterdon #alligator1980

Main protagonist you can't let your backstory effect your character development. Now get back to work. #monsterdon

@Lazarou Every #monsterdon movie should have a newspaper headline montage, though.

I love the police chief's voice. lol

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such pacino voice

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Rookie cop is going to die....

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We next have a press conference where a detective is answering questions on the murders that we know are audience related, but the journalists don't know that yet, so they think it's a serial killer or something.

Anyway, the detective gets bored and sad and then leaves, a fate which might also befall the audience.

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Ooooh backstory. #monsterdon

There are a LOT of people in this movie that need eaten. I wonder how many of them will actually get what they deserve. #monsterdon

I'm struggling with vulnerable & abused dog empathy. Enjoyment factor stalled.
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"You get back to your chemistry set. We'll put in the fix. And don't talk to any reporters!"

Hey I think the filmmakers were trying to communicate that this old guy is the villain of our little play this evening

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#monsterdon What TUBI doesn't let you watch without logging in anymore?!?

Booo.

Combination sewage and drainage system, kinda like a combination pizza hut and taco bell #monsterdon #alligator

Why is the lead cop shirtless? Why was that part of this scene?
#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

I definitely trust the rich guy in the green blazer who hates yellow journalists #Monsterdon

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those damn yellow journalists are out to ruin the image of the puppy mutilating/murdering people?

@Bluedepth every human member I suppose?

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

#Monsterdon

Ok y’all I’m not watching the movie but do want to share something. When I was little (like 5, soon after this movie came out), I took forever in the bathroom. One time I fell asleep with my head on the toilet paper roll (it was at my mean grandma’s who decorated everything with crocheted or quilted crap so the toilet paper had a fancy roll cover on it, so it was comfy. I don’t know what I was doing, I was five so I don’t really remember, but I was so slow in the bathroom.

until

my mom told me about something clearly inspired by the movie you are watching.

"Sewer Sharks: they'll bite your butt"

and i thought for years that a shark might jump out of the toilet.

My household is Team Gator so far

#Monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie Poor Barry Allen! Good thing he’s faster than Flash-eating bacteria

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#monsterdon I want to kill every member of the cast, in the worst and most painful way possible. Yes, science, but also, I'm going to cut your larynx to ... keep you quiet. And I want, need, the old man to be eaten by the alligator.

#monsterdon y'all need a movie that end badly for the 'good' side, I can already guess the cops will win against our friend here

Oh my god could this scientist-type get any more hateful

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LEG END

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If this movie were made today, the nosy detective would immediately be marked for death by the evil corporation's assassins. #monsterdon

can we cut off this dude's larynx?

#monsterdon

Eat this guy next Alligator. #Monsterdon #Alligator

"We cut the larynx when they first come in. Helps keep the noise level down."

Should institute that at the White House

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#monsterdon Wait, do alligators have extra eyelids?

I don't trust animals with too many eyelids.

Lol what?? You think people cut their toenails and fingernails the same way???

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Wait... did dude get eaten by an alligator while wearing alligator shoes? He got what he deserved. #Monsterdon

"You're a hormone guy"
"Trans rights are human rights, yes"
#monsterdon #alligator

Evil scientist is evil.

#monsterdon #alligator1980

"He was wearing Alligator wingtips"

I see what you did there #Monsterdon har har

Terrible synth version of Jaws theme

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@cocaine_owlbear @Taweret Consider: an oversized animal wearing a hockey mask.

#monsterdon #alligator1980

Hangin’ out at the sewage treatment plant with the boys

#monsterdon #alligator1980

Alligator cam! #Monsterdon

I think the lesson of this movie is going to be that you can't solve your problems by flushing them into the sewer
#Monsterdon #Aligator1980

Nice Legally Distinct Jaws music #monsterdon

wow okay we're not even pretending we're not cocaine alligator jaws

#monsterdon #alligator1980

Gators 1, Pet Thieves 0

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yeessss, feed my gator friend, feed...

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It didn’t take long to discover that this is not a movie in which I’ll be rooting for most of the humans. #monsterdon

c'mon 'gator, get this evil scumbag

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NICTATING MEMBRANE
#monsterdon #alligator1980

They desperately wanted to borrow the Jaws music, but didn't want to risk the lawsuit.

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@kshernandez but, doctor ... *I* am shady lab person

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Love that piano music that means, “shit’s about to get real.”

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gosh I hope we don't run into any giant alligators. that's the last thing we want

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The late 70s. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.

#monsterdon #alligator

puppies

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

@ricci Dog-napping. Shady dealings with lab people. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980 ah so the gator's been eating these discarded puppy carcasses that've been pumped full of experimental drugs?

let's get crackin', movie