OK. kneel in the sewage, men!

#monsterdon

lol, of course Alligators can do this....

#Monsterdon

Does anyone know why they set up their control center in at least a foot of standing water?? #Monsterdon

Why was that soldier wearing sunglasses? 😂😎
#Monsterdon #Aligator1980

Gator in the sewers I know, I know
It's serious 🎶

#Monsterdon

Look she doesn't want to be here either, but every giant something movie needs an ineffectual skeptical scientist who studies that something. #monsterdon

Prediction: they're going to blow up that 'gator using a methane-pocket.

#monsterdon

OMG She's the kid from the beginning! And the Alligator is the 5th Ramone! #Monsterdon #Alligator

@hollie I LOVE GIANT MAPS

#monsterdon

This alligator is Ramon, and she doesn't know it because her father told her he found it dead.

#Monsterdon

Thinking about the insane amount of weaponry a modern Yank police for would have and how many of them would accidentally shoot each other because of all their toys..

#Monsterdon

What if the alligator's natural habitat *is* the sewer

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

Oooooooh, it’s HER Ramon!!! #Monsterdon

@amyfou@lingo.lol It's the 80s, so they were stopping all infrastructure maintenance around then anyway...

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

I bet it was easier to get permission to film under the streets in the sewers than it is to shoot car chases on the streets...

#Monsterdon #Aligator1980

IT'S HER GATOR!?>!?>!? Well I did not see that twist coming
#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

The herpetologist is the girl from the opening credits!

WHO COULD POSSIBLY HAVE PREDICTED

#monsterdon

"He's still in there!"

"Where'd he go? That's what I want to know!"

#Monsterdon

10-hour sewer pots & pans asmr #monsterdon

Needs ,ore cowbell #monsterdon #alligator1980

#Monsterdon🐊 🐊 🐊 💩 🩸 😱

I know one way to deal with the giant alligator in the sewer threat:

Don't go into the sewer!

He's too big to fit up through the toilet, etc., so he'll be just fine in there.

Those aren't proper band instruments. What kind of chicken-shit outfit is this? These people don't even know how to keep time.

#monsterdon

Listen earlier I was forced to watch ready player one so comparitively this is like a pleasant academy award winning film

#monsterdon

What...are they doing #monsterdon #alligator1980

"Anybody younger'n me's a kid."

Sound reasoning, Robert.

#Monsterdon

Methane explosion foreshadowed, of course. #Monsterdon #Alligator #alligator1980

Oh, it's the little known subterranean version of Stomp!.

#monsterdon

So the deadly beast is named Ramon

#monsterdon
#Alligator

Oh it's HER ALLIGATOR!!!!

#Monsterdon

Having Grizzly flashbacks with Chekhov’s bazooka

#alligator1980 #monsterdon

Lil. They’re gonna SWAT the alligator. #Monsterdon #Alligator #alligator1980

@LingLass
That exact thing also happened in Jaws 2

#Monsterdon

Okay, I recognize that from Terminator 2. So, I guess this is set in LA instead of Chicago?

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

No, movie. I'm too high for all this noise.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon
We were worried about matches earlier but a BAZOOKA is fine.

Next they'll be bringing in tactical nukes #Monsterdon

More meta-commentary: imagine how long the "but could it REALLY be a giant alligator??" stuff would be drawn out if this were a modern 2-hour movie #monsterdon

Ole hairline and the “poisonous” doctor lady are def gonna bang.

#Monsterdon

Would submerged film in 1980 even develop properly? #Monsterdon #Alligator #alligator1980

"Attention Alligator! We have you surrounded!"

#monsterdon

Bazooka in a sewer? What could possibly go wrong.

#Monsterdon #Alligator

Now the music sounds like someone very off key trying to mimic incidental music from a Godzilla movie?
#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

They brought the Bear Bazooka! That's well prepared! #Monsterdon #Alligator

@wohali This one's moving SO much faster than last week's, It's like a YES THEY'VE GOT A BAZOOKA FUCK YEAH

#monsterdon #alligator1980

as mayor i say we go ahead with the fourth of july sewer party as planned #monsterdon

Yeah sure, send in the SWAT, use military tactics against a scared hungry reptile. Why not. 'Murica.

#Monsterdon

Okay, we're sending in several MTFs. Never mind that this SCP is safe. Probably.

#monsterdon #alligator1980

There’s a Ramon poster in the background!!! #Monsterdon

This had to be a real. This film didn't have a visual effects budget to do it that real.
#monsterdon

That garbage can lid is going to be a great defense against a cross-fire RPG.

#monsterdon

@msh

Posthumous sewer photo scoop = Poolitzer Prize?

#Monsterdon

Rapid wind camera is rapid I guess

#monsterdon

LOL RPGs in a sewer tunnel

#monsterdon

get those rats out of the cold stinky sewer and into little sweaters
#monsterdon

Hut Hut Hut

#monsterdon #alligator1980

GATOR PHOTOGRAPHY
#monsterdon #alligator1980

"It's an #Alligator ."

"Couldn't it be a..."

"BITCH DID I STUTTER?!"

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon
The death photo bit is also very Jaws coded.

Why all the skepticism with all these missing people anyway

#monsterdon

Worst Remo Williams reboot ever.

#monsterdon

Nice artistic death as camera flashes go off.
But OMG I didn't notice the music before but that is ridiculously blatant ain't it.
#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

Wait, who got chomped now? I thought that was the detective in the sewers, but I wasn’t paying much attention

Oh. Kemp

What a pity

#Monsterdon

Pleaaase let the smarmy reporter get etten. #Monsterdon

At least he is getting some pictures off so he can at least be posthumously useful #Monsterdon

The journalist yelled “No! No! No! Please no!” in that attack.

I’m sure the alligator appreciates his good manners.

#Monsterdon

Gator's like 'Look at that ass!"

#monsterdon

Wow amazing HIPPA violations. #monsterdon

@Lazarou
I love this running joke!

#Monsterdon #Alligator

Store brand Jaws (and v'ger) stinger 3-d #monsterdon

Did you bring a camera flash to an #Alligator fight?

#Monsterdon

That chevy the just blew up and flipped over looks like my first car.
#monsterdon

@Lazarou Locker room did look pretty full!

#monsterdon

Why is no one wearing gloves when they're in the sewer picking up things that are all .... sewer soaked and stuff.

#Monsterdon #Alligator

I admire this reporter's dedication to the job.

#monsterdon #alligator1980

Ancient nurse doesn't believe in patient confidentiality I guess, holy shit

#monsterdon

I know this is pre-HIPAA, but medical ethics and patient confidentiality were still a thing!!!

#Monsterdon

Good PHI management, nurse
#monsterdon

I know this isn't The Point, but snakes are venomous, not poisonous.

What university does that science lady work for again?

#Monsterdon

JESUS CHRIST HE'S CHANGIN CLOTHES AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!

#monsterdon

@yatsu Cut him some slack, he's the only cop who's literate. #Monsterdon

This has just been a vehicle to show off his ass.
#monsterdon

Cute rat alert

#Monsterdon

"I didn't say she was normal, I said she had the word on alligators"

That explains!
#monsterdon #alligator1980

@georgieboy "plenty more where he came from!" #Monsterdon

Chekov's Boot #monsterdon

I like the voice of this officer in the locker room who’s reading the article out loud.

#Monsterdon

I'm actually liking this police chief and the deputy that got ate more than the main character... 😂🐊


#Monsterdon #Aligator1980

ah yes, that popular cop pastime, sitting around the locker room, reading the newspaper to each other.

#monsterdon

How can this be Illinois?

THERE ARE MOUNTAINS
#monsterdon

That Doctor looked like she was about to laugh in their faces the whole time. She had a "this is hilarious, I can't believe I'm actually in this movie" expression.

#Monsterdon #Alligator1980

I love the Moving Machinery is Dangerous mechagator poster

#Monsterdon

The National Probe is certainly a name you could give a newspaper. #monsterdon

IT WAS SO BIG! HE SAW IT!
#monsterdon #alligator1980

"Normally we save this sort of behaviour for the cops who think we shouldn't be corrupt and belligerent, but for YOU...."

#Monsterdon

Aaaaand brunch #Monsterdon

Finally a police chief who's gruff but not angry.

#monsterdon #alligator

Flush him out. HA.. the comedian over here. #Monsterdon #Alligator

Cute rubber gator lmao

#Monsterdon

Chief's karaoke voice must be formidable #Monsterdon

#monsterdon
"Can I borrow this book?"

"You can _have_ it" (after you touched it with your sewer hands)

very relatable