Listen earlier I was forced to watch ready player one so comparitively this is like a pleasant academy award winning film
What...are they doing #monsterdon #alligator1980
Methane explosion foreshadowed, of course. #Monsterdon #Alligator #alligator1980
Oh, it's the little known subterranean version of Stomp!.
So the deadly beast is named Ramon
Oh it's HER ALLIGATOR!!!!
Having Grizzly flashbacks with Chekhovβs bazooka
Lil. Theyβre gonna SWAT the alligator. #Monsterdon #Alligator #alligator1980
Okay, I recognize that from Terminator 2. So, I guess this is set in LA instead of Chicago?
@LingLass
That exact thing also happened in Jaws 2
No, movie. I'm too high for all this noise.
#monsterdon
We were worried about matches earlier but a BAZOOKA is fine.
Next they'll be bringing in tactical nukes #Monsterdon
Ole hairline and the βpoisonousβ doctor lady are def gonna bang.
Would submerged film in 1980 even develop properly? #Monsterdon #Alligator #alligator1980
"Attention Alligator! We have you surrounded!"
Bazooka in a sewer? What could possibly go wrong.
Now the music sounds like someone very off key trying to mimic incidental music from a Godzilla movie?
#Monsterdon #Alligator1980
They brought the Bear Bazooka! That's well prepared! #Monsterdon #Alligator
@wohali This one's moving SO much faster than last week's, It's like a YES THEY'VE GOT A BAZOOKA FUCK YEAH
as mayor i say we go ahead with the fourth of july sewer party as planned #monsterdon
Yeah sure, send in the SWAT, use military tactics against a scared hungry reptile. Why not. 'Murica.
Okay, we're sending in several MTFs. Never mind that this SCP is safe. Probably.
Thereβs a Ramon poster in the background!!! #Monsterdon
This had to be a real. This film didn't have a visual effects budget to do it that real.
#monsterdon
That garbage can lid is going to be a great defense against a cross-fire RPG.
Rapid wind camera is rapid I guess
LOL RPGs in a sewer tunnel
get those rats out of the cold stinky sewer and into little sweaters
#monsterdon
Hut Hut Hut
GATOR PHOTOGRAPHY
#monsterdon #alligator1980
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Why all the skepticism with all these missing people anyway
Nice artistic death as camera flashes go off.
But OMG I didn't notice the music before but that is ridiculously blatant ain't it.
#Monsterdon #Alligator1980
Wait, who got chomped now? I thought that was the detective in the sewers, but I wasnβt paying much attention
Oh. Kemp
What a pity
Worst Remo Williams reboot ever.
Pleaaase let the smarmy reporter get etten. #Monsterdon
At least he is getting some pictures off so he can at least be posthumously useful #Monsterdon
The journalist yelled βNo! No! No! Please no!β in that attack.
Iβm sure the alligator appreciates his good manners.
Gator's like 'Look at that ass!"
Wow amazing HIPPA violations. #monsterdon
Did you bring a camera flash to an #Alligator fight?
That chevy the just blew up and flipped over looks like my first car.
#monsterdon
@Lazarou Locker room did look pretty full!
I admire this reporter's dedication to the job.
Ancient nurse doesn't believe in patient confidentiality I guess, holy shit
I know this is pre-HIPAA, but medical ethics and patient confidentiality were still a thing!!!
Good PHI management, nurse
#monsterdon
I know this isn't The Point, but snakes are venomous, not poisonous.
What university does that science lady work for again?
JESUS CHRIST HE'S CHANGIN CLOTHES AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!
@yatsu Cut him some slack, he's the only cop who's literate. #Monsterdon
This has just been a vehicle to show off his ass.
#monsterdon
Cute rat alert
"I didn't say she was normal, I said she had the word on alligators"
That explains!
#monsterdon #alligator1980
@georgieboy "plenty more where he came from!" #Monsterdon
Chekov's Boot #monsterdon
I like the voice of this officer in the locker room whoβs reading the article out loud.
I'm actually liking this police chief and the deputy that got ate more than the main character... ππ
#Monsterdon #Aligator1980
ah yes, that popular cop pastime, sitting around the locker room, reading the newspaper to each other.
How can this be Illinois?
THERE ARE MOUNTAINS
#monsterdon
I love the Moving Machinery is Dangerous mechagator poster
The National Probe is certainly a name you could give a newspaper. #monsterdon
IT WAS SO BIG! HE SAW IT!
#monsterdon #alligator1980
"Normally we save this sort of behaviour for the cops who think we shouldn't be corrupt and belligerent, but for YOU...."
Aaaaand brunch #Monsterdon
Finally a police chief who's gruff but not angry.
Flush him out. HA.. the comedian over here. #Monsterdon #Alligator
Cute rubber gator lmao
Chief's karaoke voice must be formidable #Monsterdon
#monsterdon
"Can I borrow this book?"
"You can _have_ it" (after you touched it with your sewer hands)
very relatable
Article: The Movie
Much like last week, I can't see or hear a lot of what's going on so I'm just vibing, there's no protagonist as far as I'm concerned
Kill Detective Madison, gators, see if I care
No sunlight causes an alligator to starve?
Mind if I light up, doc?
I forgot Kemp was a reporter and thought he was the psychiatrist being extra cool so Detective Guy would talk to him
He's smoking in the hospital room.
#Monsterdon
Dr Kendall had eyes for him....or was it is receding hairline...
#monsterdon Hey, this is a hospital. No smoking.
Why is the Lorax telling me to see a shrink π
to be fair, he does have some pretty good pecs.
Bye, Kelly. 2-0 Ramon.
This guy spends half the film undressing and redressing.
Gator's all..
OH THANK GOD HE'S WEARING UNDERWEAR
Robert...just kick the dogwater out of this reporter. Please.
At least feed to him Ramon. Make him useful.
That nurse had an awful of info #Monsterdon
I know that the sewage has ruined your appetite, but science says that sexual desire represses the disgust reflex, so you just gotta fuck in the sewer and you'll get your appetite back.
Well fuck, I was right. Kelly did get taken out before we could give a shit.
Wow I thought only Bill Murray's brother could sound like that
This reporter is definitely about to say "Tens of Thousands and Tens of Thousands"
one cop down
rest of the department to go
They dug too deep and awakened a dragon.
#Monsterdon #Alligator1980
Has someone been keeping track of how often David takes a shirt off?
@allanb the floor is not low enough for this one
running down a james bond title sequence
#monsterdon That's all for Officer Kelly! Om nom nom!
Literal grabassing. Classy. #monsterdon
Alligator just wants these idiots to get out of his yard. #monsterdon
Rookie cop gets it....
No! Don't kill the cute cop this early! I'll have very little to actually look at that's not scaly! #monsterdon