MAKING EXTRA LARGE ANIMALS ISN'T GOING TO SOLVE FOOD SHORTAGES FOR FUCK SAKE WE'VE COVERED THIS IN MULTIPLE MOVIES STOP USING THIS TROPE

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Henry Silva making alligator noises to flirt with the cute reporter is peak 70s cinema!

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AH YES, A HELICOPTER
PERFECT FOR LOCATING A SUBMERGED ANIMAL

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@ohiofi I'm pretty sure that the winters are way too harsh, even down in the Ozarks.

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We were going to market it, but Mark McGuire wanted an exclusive contract... #Monsterdon

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Do alligators NOT have bird-like poops the way iguanas do? Now I'm curious.

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@hollie Roger that, refilling wine.

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@cherizilla That guy’s pretty creepy.

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The alligator is a female and only eats misogynists.
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What if Quint didn't have anything to back up his bravado, and wasn't just gruff, but actively lecherous and was sabotaging the whole operation?

—Alligator (1980)

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@pngwen Oh right, the Gator Guys of the 80's

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@Bluedepth "May I be rapturously covered in gravy."

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It's a wild animal not a submarine!
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I don’t even know Tom Petty was in this!

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OH

The Big White Hunter is Henry Silva! I knew I'd seen him somewhere before, he's the creep from Escape from the Bronx :D #Monsterdon

Ramone is under going hormone treatments? Good for them.
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For a film set in Chicago it really needs more native Chicago energy.

"Lookit the size of it! Hey buddy you been eatin good? Ya look healthy!"

"Ever heard of liquid salad? Al does that"

"We should take him out to eat"

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Guy he busted with the baby alligator in the park was in Beetlejuice and Pee Wee's Big Adventure. He's the one who explained Large Marge. #Monsterdon #Alligator

This came out the same year as Humanoids from the Deep, so... let's just say the treatment of women could be better but it could be worse #monsterdon

In America we're so good at blowing things up we don't even need to have things

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@hollie Yeah, there were shady guys on corners with alligators and free drugs all over the place in the 80s. #Monsterdon

Not enough movies are brave enough to use garage can lids as a cheap substitute for cymbals

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this guy is gross and also a little bit crosseyed

Ewww ewww ewww, stop!!! Get this guy to shut up and stop talking to the reporter #Monsterdon

Are they just... lobbing grenades into a river running through the middle of the city..? I feel like we've seen dynamite fishing in the not too distant past too...

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Alligator romance. Well I didn't think this was gonna be a love story.
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EAT THIS GUY SLOWLY FROM THE FEET UP #monsterdon #alligator1980

What the fuck am I watching? #Monsterdon

Alligator "love calls" are subsonic

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Are you Caiman on to me?

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take a bite out of cr/i/m/e/ops

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Wow. Someone called a cop a communist. #monsterdon

Let us introduce yet another misogynist male character

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This guy has a point, it _would_ be fun to see hin eaten.

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I SAID LATER
alligator

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Shit, I know that guy ("it's a wild animal not a submarine"), played some awful bad guy in ... a Steven Segal flick I think? CIA Guy.

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Why is cigarette voice cop so damn drunk

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@floatybirb The boss detective plus he has a mustache.

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OMG it's Henry Silva. 😲

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Do alligators actually hiss? For bingo purposes

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„Guys, if we strap dynamite to the dogs we have left and send them into the sewers…“ #monsterdon

hell yeah hillbilly fishing

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RE: https://twit.social/@jammerb/115562761900310903

Jesus Christ, why.

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Why did I EVER watch Rollergator.

Yeah, I don't think an M-16 is going to do much to a car-sized gator.

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ACAS - all cops are snack
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NO, A REFRIGERATOR

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Those are pretty good practical effects! #monsterdon #alligator

We're gonna try to get the gator out of the water by killing EVERYTHING IN THE LAKE.

Okay, THAT sounds more like the cops. #monsterdon

lol, "Being a creep"....that should be illegal.

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Well, they _did_ promise Frankie Pentangelo a spot in the Witness Protection Program[sic], but 'police-chief in a Midwestern city' seems a little too public no matter how they change his name….

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I bet you could put a gator in your backpack and teach it to roller skate

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The lake over wear?
"Dat lake over dere!"
Okay thanks chief.
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Funny how they are bombing the lake and people just walking on the other side as if nothing is happening
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That alligator bust through the sidewalk like the kool-aid man! #Monsterdon

Freddy Krueger: the teenage years #monsterdon #alligator

Lmao completely gratuitous car explosion, AND he ate a cop's leg? Hell yeah

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The miniatures don't look great. but the lighting is doing some heavy lifting to make them look okay on film.
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Again, not the point, but that is NOT a bread knife

Connie come get your girl

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WTAF. Alright. Sure. #monsterdon

either clear your throat or stop talking forever

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Bringing a knife to a gator fight, kid? #Monsterdon

This is the best part of the movie.
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That’s not a bread knife, a bread knife is serrated #Monsterdon

When I was a kid in the 90s, people were always telling me to run zig-zag from an alligator. It would catch you if you ran in a straight line. People kept telling me this, even though I grew up in the Northeast. I wonder if this movie is why. #monsterdon

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actually, he's only gonna eat cops maybe that's fine!

(edit: only cop *parts*, better still)

The commercial on YouTube is asking me if stress is keeping me up and that I can save myself with some substance that works on the cellular level and I want it.

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At least the cop will be in easy to carry sections.

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Cars were so explodable back then.

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Unless they have a right-hand drive, homey is driving with his eyes closed this entire scene.
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I don't think Police are very good with 'Safety'....just an observation....

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you could've used the other car window, dude

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Did the gator just break through asphalt/concrete?

(someone else needs to come up with the "do you even lift bro" joke this needs, something with the locker room and the rookie that got eaten maybe?)

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Pretty good self-own there, ossifer #monsterdon

Kaiju-gator

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YESSSSSS!
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I didn't know Tesla was making cars back in 1980... #monsterdon

Ramon's here to gentrify the neighborhood, run! #Monsterdon

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My hero emerges!!

Kid pulled a knife on his mom, but didn't get anything for it.

Eat him, Ramon.

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I sort of miss the days when stuff like this was theatrical fare. #monsterdon

Robert F Kennedy Jr: “Drinking raw sewage is actually healthier for you than milk”🥛

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#monsterdon HERE WE GO!

The real monster is bad parenting

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These are some Johnny Cash level boots we got here

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IM WALKIN HERE

-The blond kid

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@roque Confused rat himself Frankie Pentangelli! #Monsterdon

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This movie really makes you want to eat popcorn and some chocolate bars.

#monsterdon Oops, Blues Brothers are on the set, Cops suddenly cannot operate machinery or vehicles, or... waddle away fast enough to not be an amuse bouche.

They should just shoot anyway

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@apLundell That’s it! #Monsterdon

@allanb oo, well spotted

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YEEEEAAAAAH GATOR 🐊

also that kid's "huh?" reaction was straight outta Samurai Cop

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Those waders are not nearly long enough. Imagine water seeping into them. Yuck. #monsterdon #alligator

Nobody thought to shine spotlights down the tunnel?

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i mean normally you only get this much army for a UFO

or a russian sub I guess

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Ha! The cops are waiting for the flushed out alligator behind sandbags, just in case they take any fire from the alligator.

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“Where’s he gonna go.”

“Where did he come from?”

Cotton-eyed Joe?

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@Lazarou Ramon can do anything he wants in this movie

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