@hollie Roger that, refilling wine.
@cherizilla That guyβs pretty creepy.
What if Quint didn't have anything to back up his bravado, and wasn't just gruff, but actively lecherous and was sabotaging the whole operation?
βAlligator (1980)
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The alligator is a female and only eats misogynists.
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@pngwen Oh right, the Gator Guys of the 80's
@Bluedepth "May I be rapturously covered in gravy."
It's a wild animal not a submarine!
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The Big White Hunter is Henry Silva! I knew I'd seen him somewhere before, he's the creep from Escape from the Bronx :D #Monsterdon
For a film set in Chicago it really needs more native Chicago energy.
"Lookit the size of it! Hey buddy you been eatin good? Ya look healthy!"
"Ever heard of liquid salad? Al does that"
"We should take him out to eat"
Guy he busted with the baby alligator in the park was in Beetlejuice and Pee Wee's Big Adventure. He's the one who explained Large Marge. #Monsterdon #Alligator
This came out the same year as Humanoids from the Deep, so... let's just say the treatment of women could be better but it could be worse #monsterdon
In America we're so good at blowing things up we don't even need to have things
Not enough movies are brave enough to use garage can lids as a cheap substitute for cymbals
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this guy is gross and also a little bit crosseyed
Ewww ewww ewww, stop!!! Get this guy to shut up and stop talking to the reporter #Monsterdon
Are they just... lobbing grenades into a river running through the middle of the city..? I feel like we've seen dynamite fishing in the not too distant past too...
https://mastodon.social/@gnomon/114690396262169603 #bog #WrongBog #monsterdon
Alligator romance. Well I didn't think this was gonna be a love story.
#Monsterdon #Alligator1980
EAT THIS GUY SLOWLY FROM THE FEET UP #monsterdon #alligator1980
Alligator "love calls" are subsonic
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Are you Caiman on to me?
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take a bite out of cr/i/m/e/ops
Wow. Someone called a cop a communist. #monsterdon
Let us introduce yet another misogynist male character
Shit, I know that guy ("it's a wild animal not a submarine"), played some awful bad guy in ... a Steven Segal flick I think? CIA Guy.
Why is cigarette voice cop so damn drunk
@floatybirb The boss detective plus he has a mustache.
OMG it's Henry Silva. π²
Do alligators actually hiss? For bingo purposes
βGuys, if we strap dynamite to the dogs we have left and send them into the sewersβ¦β #monsterdon
hell yeah hillbilly fishing
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Jesus Christ, why.
Why did I EVER watch Rollergator.
Yeah, I don't think an M-16 is going to do much to a car-sized gator.
ACAS - all cops are snack
#monsterdon #alligator1980
Those are pretty good practical effects! #monsterdon #alligator
We're gonna try to get the gator out of the water by killing EVERYTHING IN THE LAKE.
Okay, THAT sounds more like the cops. #monsterdon
lol, "Being a creep"....that should be illegal.
Well, they _did_ promise Frankie Pentangelo a spot in the Witness Protection Program[sic], but 'police-chief in a Midwestern city' seems a little too public no matter how they change his nameβ¦.
I bet you could put a gator in your backpack and teach it to roller skate
The lake over wear?
"Dat lake over dere!"
Okay thanks chief.
#Monsterdon #Alligator1980
Funny how they are bombing the lake and people just walking on the other side as if nothing is happening
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#alligator1980
Freddy Krueger: the teenage years #monsterdon #alligator
That alligator bust through the sidewalk like the kool-aid man! #Monsterdon
The miniatures don't look great. but the lighting is doing some heavy lifting to make them look okay on film.
#Monsterdon #Alligator1980
WTAF. Alright. Sure. #monsterdon
Bringing a knife to a gator fight, kid? #Monsterdon
This is the best part of the movie.
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Thatβs not a bread knife, a bread knife is serrated #Monsterdon
When I was a kid in the 90s, people were always telling me to run zig-zag from an alligator. It would catch you if you ran in a straight line. People kept telling me this, even though I grew up in the Northeast. I wonder if this movie is why. #monsterdon
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actually, he's only gonna eat cops maybe that's fine!
(edit: only cop *parts*, better still)
At least the cop will be in easy to carry sections.
Cars were so explodable back then.
I don't think Police are very good with 'Safety'....just an observation....
you could've used the other car window, dude
Did the gator just break through asphalt/concrete?
(someone else needs to come up with the "do you even lift bro" joke this needs, something with the locker room and the rookie that got eaten maybe?)
Pretty good self-own there, ossifer #monsterdon
Kaiju-gator
YESSSSSS!
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I didn't know Tesla was making cars back in 1980... #monsterdon
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My hero emerges!!
I sort of miss the days when stuff like this was theatrical fare. #monsterdon
Robert F Kennedy Jr: βDrinking raw sewage is actually healthier for you than milkβπ₯
The real monster is bad parenting
These are some Johnny Cash level boots we got here
@roque Confused rat himself Frankie Pentangelli! #Monsterdon
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This movie really makes you want to eat popcorn and some chocolate bars.
#monsterdon Oops, Blues Brothers are on the set, Cops suddenly cannot operate machinery or vehicles, or... waddle away fast enough to not be an amuse bouche.
They should just shoot anyway
@apLundell Thatβs it! #Monsterdon
@allanb oo, well spotted
Those waders are not nearly long enough. Imagine water seeping into them. Yuck. #monsterdon #alligator
Nobody thought to shine spotlights down the tunnel?
i mean normally you only get this much army for a UFO
or a russian sub I guess
Ha! The cops are waiting for the flushed out alligator behind sandbags, just in case they take any fire from the alligator.
@Lazarou Ramon can do anything he wants in this movie
OK. kneel in the sewage, men!
lol, of course Alligators can do this....
Does anyone know why they set up their control center in at least a foot of standing water?? #Monsterdon
Why was that soldier wearing sunglasses? ππ
#Monsterdon #Aligator1980
Gator in the sewers I know, I know
It's serious πΆ
Look she doesn't want to be here either, but every giant something movie needs an ineffectual skeptical scientist who studies that something. #monsterdon
Prediction: they're going to blow up that 'gator using a methane-pocket.
OMG She's the kid from the beginning! And the Alligator is the 5th Ramone! #Monsterdon #Alligator
@hollie I LOVE GIANT MAPS
What if the alligator's natural habitat *is* the sewer
Oooooooh, itβs HER Ramon!!! #Monsterdon
@amyfou@lingo.lol It's the 80s, so they were stopping all infrastructure maintenance around then anyway...
#Monsterdon #Alligator1980
IT'S HER GATOR!?>!?>!? Well I did not see that twist coming
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10-hour sewer pots & pans asmr #monsterdon
Needs ,ore cowbell #monsterdon #alligator1980
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I know one way to deal with the giant alligator in the sewer threat:
Don't go into the sewer!
He's too big to fit up through the toilet, etc., so he'll be just fine in there.
Those aren't proper band instruments. What kind of chicken-shit outfit is this? These people don't even know how to keep time.