Article: The Movie

#Monsterdon

Much like last week, I can't see or hear a lot of what's going on so I'm just vibing, there's no protagonist as far as I'm concerned

Kill Detective Madison, gators, see if I care

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No sunlight causes an alligator to starve?

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Mind if I light up, doc?

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I forgot Kemp was a reporter and thought he was the psychiatrist being extra cool so Detective Guy would talk to him

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He's smoking in the hospital room.
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Thanks, @Cherizilla

Da Chief has some real prominent eyebrows.

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Dr Kendall had eyes for him....or was it is receding hairline...

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#monsterdon Hey, this is a hospital. No smoking.

Why is the Lorax telling me to see a shrink 😭

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@strangefour #monsterdon

to be fair, he does have some pretty good pecs.

Bye, Kelly. 2-0 Ramon.

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Is that reporter Carl Sagan?

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This guy spends half the film undressing and redressing.

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Gator's all..

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OH THANK GOD HE'S WEARING UNDERWEAR

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Robert...just kick the dogwater out of this reporter. Please.

At least feed to him Ramon. Make him useful.

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That nurse had an awful of info #Monsterdon

I know that the sewage has ruined your appetite, but science says that sexual desire represses the disgust reflex, so you just gotta fuck in the sewer and you'll get your appetite back.

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Well fuck, I was right. Kelly did get taken out before we could give a shit.

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Wow I thought only Bill Murray's brother could sound like that

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This reporter is definitely about to say "Tens of Thousands and Tens of Thousands"

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one cop down
rest of the department to go

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They dug too deep and awakened a dragon.
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@allanb the floor is not low enough for this one

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Has someone been keeping track of how often David takes a shirt off?

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running down a james bond title sequence

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Alligator on wheels!

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#monsterdon That's all for Officer Kelly! Om nom nom!

Literal grabassing. Classy. #monsterdon

Alligator just wants these idiots to get out of his yard. #monsterdon

Rookie cop gets it....

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No! Don't kill the cute cop this early! I'll have very little to actually look at that's not scaly! #monsterdon

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SWEEP THE LEG!

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Playing grab-ass as cops are wont to do.

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@catzilla
Attempt at character building?

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I'm a simple woman. I just want to see cops being eaten by alligators. Is that so wrong?

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That was a really long leadup to the detective's ass.

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Did you really need to go down to the sewer for a spirited game of grabass?

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@OldRustBucket

I strongly suspect a big city sewer has enough bacterial by-product to choke an elephant

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tail-slap!

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That is the quietest alligator stealth kill I've never heard 😯🐊
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#monsterdon Looks like Officer Kelly is literally a grab-ass kinda guy. He has no problems getting his ankles up…

Store brand Jaws stinger 2: the revenge #Monsterdon

I was expecting Kelly to just turn up as a corpse. Guess it's a bit less spooky then.

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#Monsterdon Oh wow, Kelly got taken out before we could even get meaningfully attached to him…

Oops. I read part of the plot synopsis and now it makes more sense. Sorry, won't happen again. #monsterdon

@klu9 Yes, I kinda missed making the connection given nothing was super-clear it was like whatever

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Incomplete sewer map, there's a trope

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#monsterdon Shoulda brought a rookie who could read a map.

@neia Sewer methane, but I just met 'er!

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Umm...unless there's a bacterial by product gas, methane is odorless. #Monsterdon

Awwww! Rat Cuties! #monsterdon

okay, nevermind, maybe he won't live a little bit. RIP.

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Whenever I see the gator, I say, "My hero!"..

@catzilla

Radio-bomb gaga?

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What was the point of the radio-bomb scene? #monsterdon #alligator1980

I think the reason sewer monsters don't work for me is I have no plans to ever go into a sewer so if there's monsters there I don't really care

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Kelly wandering around in the sewers with his mouth open and full of chewing tobacco, not the brightest rookie

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What's it counting down to?

The end of our film careers.

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Well, I guess we know who's dying next. #Monsterdon

I sense that young blonde cop will have a long, fruitful life ahead of him #Monsterdon

@cocaine_owlbear Checkov's Gun? #monsterdon #alligator1980

A guy walks into a police station wearing a box on a his chest and it takes them *how* long to become suspicious?

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Bomb defusing comedy skit?
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For attempted tomfoolery with a radio.

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Oh, I left my sewer uniform back at the precinct damn the luck!

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Awww no boom? #Monsterdon

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On the Radio...

Donna SUmmer?

I was afraid we were getting a bad transphobic references. Instead we get bad depictions of schizophrenia.
sigh

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The crazy non-bomber was something all right.

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Ok, did not expect the mad bomber in the police office #Monsterdon

This suicide guy's shtick is embarrassing #monsterdon

i genuinely think i'd like to see every person who mocks my boy's baldness get munched on camera.

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He's not doing this for the socials, so he must just be crazy

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Oh detective meekchin is available. #Monsterdon

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weird male pattern baldness leitmotif

@klu9 I recovered it on the Youtube copy thank you!

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Is balding going to be a running theme of this movie?

Also shave it!

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@ohiofi

That's how most of the TP ends up in the sewer

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WAIT WAIT WAIT The Daily Bugle?

This news got to the Bugle? Are they going to send in Spider-Man?

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Man, I miss newspaper headline montages. #Monsterdon

"I need someone to checkout a sewer with me."

Wow, Zillow has really gone downhill.

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I wonder what the alligator is up to

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Main protagonist you can't let your backstory effect your character development. Now get back to work. #monsterdon

@Lazarou Every #monsterdon movie should have a newspaper headline montage, though.

I love the police chief's voice. lol

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such pacino voice

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Rookie cop is going to die....

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We next have a press conference where a detective is answering questions on the murders that we know are audience related, but the journalists don't know that yet, so they think it's a serial killer or something.

Anyway, the detective gets bored and sad and then leaves, a fate which might also befall the audience.

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Ooooh backstory. #monsterdon

There are a LOT of people in this movie that need eaten. I wonder how many of them will actually get what they deserve. #monsterdon

I'm struggling with vulnerable & abused dog empathy. Enjoyment factor stalled.
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"You get back to your chemistry set. We'll put in the fix. And don't talk to any reporters!"

Hey I think the filmmakers were trying to communicate that this old guy is the villain of our little play this evening

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#monsterdon What TUBI doesn't let you watch without logging in anymore?!?

Booo.

Combination sewage and drainage system, kinda like a combination pizza hut and taco bell #monsterdon #alligator

Why is the lead cop shirtless? Why was that part of this scene?
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I definitely trust the rich guy in the green blazer who hates yellow journalists #Monsterdon