Missed another five minutes because that toilet scene made me have to take care of something. Just came back ... Edward Norton's in this movie? #monsterdon
OMINOUS PIANO
@Newpa_Hasai Well, that was national news in 1969. Either way it's not LA 😂
Hopefully this guy becomes an Alligator Happy Meal.
Edward Norton is in this movie? Have the alligators been exposed to gamma radiation?
@ricci You missed a detached human hand being stuffed into a plastic bag.
Edward Norton??? #monsterdon #alligator1980
Are you a friend of Edward Norton's?
So far I've seen one human that I don't want eaten by alligators, which is par for a Monsterdon movie, but I'm still disappointed.
#Monsterdon #Alligator1980
#Monsterdon #Alligator1980 ah yes the puppy-industrial complex
Me at work next year: "The old man's breathing down my neck for results. Get cracking." (then experiments on puppies).
NEUMAN. That's who this guy reminds me of.
Oh, he's a dirty pet thief, and he sells puppies to mad scientists, nah fuck this guy.
#Monsterdon🐊 🐊 🐊 💩 🩸 😱
oh no no no no
This guy makes the dinosaur smuggler guy in Jurassic Park look like Mother Teresa. #monsterdon
Okay, the schlubby pet store owner is no longer sympathetic
What was that, like 4 minutes in and we already saw an alligator attack, our hero (Ramon) and somebody we want eaten (Bill)? Gotta be some kind of record.
Does the dog die? Spoiler alert: yes
Oh no... this is gonna be one where they abuse pets... #monsterdon
You need a toe? I can get you a toe #Monsterdon
Love love love Robert Forster send toot #monsterdon
Is this gonna be another movie where we don't like any of the characters? Creepy pet store guy. Skuzzy cop. I guess the dog is fine.
#Monsterdon #Alligator1980
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Way to man-handle the evidence
#monsterdon
I too talk about Lhasa Apsos while sticking a human hand in a plastic bag.
This guy's part. #Monsterdon
I'm 5 minutes late to #monsterdon , what did I miss ??!???
Here we have the turd fishing department... #monsterdon
#monsterdon last time I post about this: let's no-one get too attached to the pooch, it seems like the movie at least telegraphed it for us.
Thing's not looking too good these days
Coming in late to #Monsterdon and this is my seed post, all the rest will sprout from this one!
If anyone else wants to join in, please do!
Bet it's cheap to film at the sewage treatment plant.
🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️
🐊🩸 TRIVIAGATOR 🩸🐊
Kids ordered amazing things from the back of comic books in the 1960s, including baby alligators. And kids ordered them, without adult supervision.
Some parents supposedly flushed the pets down the toilet, leading to popular urban legends regarding what happened to these scaley victims.
Producer Brandon Chase announced in 1976, probably a few days after he saw Jaws, that he was making a movie based on this idea.
#Monsterdon #Alligator1980 this pet store owner gives me "i eat the animals" vibes
We could've been introduced to the idea of sewer gators without the shitty family
@Lazarou or modern society for not providing public transportation to alligator school #monsterdon
I suppose it's too much to hope Ramon grows up to eat the people who flushed him
Smol Gator :blobaww:
Also the humans are so effin' miserable so I am definitely Team Alligator eat em all gator EAT EM ALL! #Monsterdon
Baby alligators? This can't be something people actually did... Outside of Louisiana and Florida at least. Def not Chicago #monsterdon
(toilet flushes) DRAMATIC MUSIC 👀
#Monsterdon
Father of the year material right there…
A Wayne’s World moment.
I'm sure this healthy family votes Republican. Poor baby Gator #monsterdon #alligator1980
@pngwen He's going to a better place, trust me. #Monsterdon
Hope he gets salmonella.
Infrastructure!
#Monsterdon #Alligator1980 is this like Finding Nemo? The baby alligator's gonna try to find his way back to the girl?
I am on team gator.
This is an early version of Flushed Away #monsterdon
Of course, after more than a month of missing #monsterdon I come back and it's a swamp movie.
NOOO RAMON Bill you fuckface
Ramone! No! #Monsterdon
lol, 'boomer Parents'
#Monsterdon
Sadly this was long enough ago that alligators were bussed to separate schools. #monsterdon
Remember, folks, alligators are living creatures, not an Easter gift!
#monsterdon #alligator1980
All the deaths to come are this child's fault.....
Bear in mind her character is one of the lead stars #monsterdon #alligator1980
Ramon is cute AF
Are alligatorbuses like catbuses?
OK alligator accomplished, I assume we can all go home now
...oh wait there's more
Immediate closeup of a cute gator getting itself a Happy Meal
Also this is in no way ethical or realistic
Extremely fast time to attack, though maybe not time to kill?
Oh thank god a jumpscare. I though I would have to wait at least 30 more seconds. #monsterdon
This Sunday night Normal Canadians are watching the #GreyCup
But I am not a Normal Canadian. I am watching a giant man eating alligator on #Monsterdon
Follow the latter hashtag if you are abnormal like me, or filter it if you're a normal person* who doesn't wandlt their football commentary interrupted :blobcheeky:
* TBH Roughrider fans aren't exactly normal either they are just a different kind of strange
Brandon and Robert present EXTREME ALIGATOR CLOSEUP. #monsterdon
X: The Croc with the X-Ray Eyes #Monsterdon
the 'i' in 'alligator'
Omigosh what an adorable little crocodilian!
#Monsterdon #Alligator1980
Alligator (1980) #monsterdon now playing on https://miru.miyaku.media :miyaku:
@combatwombat @ohiofi @starkraving666 We could almost do a Jekyll and Hyde month, but i fear it would be more repetitive than a Dracula month.
#Monsterdon
@ohiofi @combatwombat @starkraving666
I've heard of that one before. But i forget if it was because it was good, bad, or just really British.
#Monsterdon
okay so they're umbrella corporation
Goddamn men. god, shut UP already #monsterdon #alligator2
Cop on cop violence.
Isn't this a movie about a giant monster alligator? We was the last time we saw the gator?
#Monsterdon #Alligator2
this guy is the worst odo i have ever seen
"we all have problems, but an alligator ain't one" (yet) #monsterdon #alligator2themutation1991
So the side characters are getting a romance plot here? This feels like the last gasp of 80s movies. . . . Oh it's from 1991. That checks out. Decades die slowly.
#Monsterdon #Alligator2
i hate you for it too, how's that?
@combatwombat @starkraving666 Ooh Dr. Black & Mr. Hyde found like a layer cake of symbolism from the wiki article. If it's half as good as the Blackula movies we need to watch it.
#Monsterdon #Alligator2
B-movie to its core. 70’s styles and customs. But better than I expected it to be. Thanks @Taweret, @Cherizilla and @JoeWynne for a fun Sunday night! That's Alligator off the list! #Monsterdon
ooooOOOooo INDIRECT KISS!
gordon "the alligator" gekko here
We are getting more rasslin 😃
Well wrestling intros...
#Monsterdon #Alligator2
#monsterdon end badly but lots cops and bourgeois being eaten that's nice !
Aww. I want more wrestling. I wanna see a big burly guy try to out wrestle the gator.
#Monsterdon #Alligator2
oh wow alligator 2 is _even more_ a 1:1 jaws retread, okay
@Crazypedia @rebeld Ah, well, that's fair but I guess I figured you don't have to be that smart to run away when an alligator is right in front of you trying to eat you
High-class pro wrestling! This movie just keeps getting better!
@starkraving666 And we had Garak last week? How many more DS9 cast members can we get into Wrong Frogs?
#Monsterdon #Alligator2
@rebeld@mstdn.ca @diazona@techhub.social I counted the "smart human nopes out of there" when Kelly noticed his gun had no effect, turned tail and ran, dragging our main character with him back up the sewers. 🐊 #Monsterdon #monsterdonBingo
aw, cmon lady, at least he's letting you in on his life!!
@rebeld ohhhhh yeah that's right
Doesn't count since I didn't catch it in the moment though
On a less happy note, this is like the third week in recent memory I've gotten a majority of the card full without getting bingo 😢
if only the two scientists could talk to each other.
@floatybirb Yes like you said it was curiously a big blob of nothingness and not caring.