wow, steals his brother's first wife and his second nearly wife and now tries to kill him

#Monsterdon

Scott clearly feels the brother-stuck-in-wall genre is played out

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

Captain Rogers? Steve you look AWFUL. And where's your shield?

#monsterdon #4dman1959

"I'm VERY disappointed, Ozymandias!"

#monsterdon

"cmon let's go! This will take ANOTHER half-hour..."

Yes, movie, you have read our minds
#Monsterdon

@superball Budphaser?

#monsterdon #4dman1959

@SnoopJ "Just best to let em finish, Clark!" #WrongMovie #monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

⁉️ 4D TRIVIA 🥼🧓☢️

In 1951, there was a french film "Mr. Peek-a-boo", original title "Garou Garou, le passe-muraille" where a man walked through walls.

Farther back, in 1936, there was a similar plot in The Invisible Ray with Boris Karloff and Bela Lugosi where a man was affected by radiation and killed people before dying spectacularly himself.

#4DMan1959

Capturing him is going to be tricky. #monsterdon

Marjorie's cruisin' for a bruisin' #Monsterdon

@pngwen

Don't want to look like some hobo before retiring

#Monsterdon

...Because I'm Santa Claus, Marjorie

#monsterdon #4dman1959

@ohiofi what kind of beer does the 4D man order?

#Monsterdon

@aburka ha this is exactly what Devil Girl would say

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

Bullets will pass through him you clowns

#Monsterdon

@neia @hollie #monsterdon

He could just swim up, obviously....

"Look, we just need to get him into a hydraulic press made out of Carsonite to bring him back to three dimensions." #monsterdon #4dman

"Please evacuate the building, there is a 4 dimensional man loose!"

#Monsterdon

Oh no

He killed Lloyd Kaufman

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon I'm creeping around your bedroom. I'm ROY! Not Scott!

The soundtrack is actually diagetic for Monsterdon's somewhat ironic watching of the film

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

Whoa did we just phase into a Godzilla movie?

#monsterdon #4dman1959

"She chose... poorly."

#monsterdon #4dman1959

@diazona shout out to the Internet Archive crew! #Monsterdon

So Scott's an Energy Vampire?; the Energy Vampire Council must learn of this!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8b3Ns8uw7U

#monsterdon
#4Dman1959

Scott: The original psychic vampire.

#monsterdon

Okay I'm gonna ask the obvious question... when Scott is in Phase Mode how come he doesn't just sink through the floor? Huh? Huh? Unstable molecule shoes?

#monsterdon #4dman1959

How do you know he's not in that state all the time tho

unless the 4D sound is diegetic why would you have any reason to believe that

#Monsterdon

@hollie #Mastodharma crossover episode

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

still smokes like a bastard...

#Monsterdon

Maybe there was a fly in the force field when Scott got drunk and started messing with Tony's equipment.

#Monsterdon #4DMan

Walk on the Left, but facing traffic instead of standing on the right

#Monsterdon #4Dman1959

Luck be a 4D tonight
Luck be a 4D tonight
Luck if you ever sucked a guy's time to begin with
Luck be a 4D tonight

#Monsterdon

We're going back to one of our five sets

#Monsterdon

@bunnyhero 😂

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

he wants to be loved, he'll settle for being feared

hell yea, I'm on-board. of course now you're probably going to give me Tony saves Linda from Scott and ugh, who gives a fuck

but idk, let the 4-D man keep 4-Din and I'm gonna come away from this one happy

#Monsterdon

Wait Linda knows about the 4D? I missed that

...pretty sure I was distracted by the jazz

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

Scott staring at her sleeping body feeling absolutely nothing sexual...

#Monsterdon

Scott, you could have just come in through her window. She left it open.

#Monsterdon

No wonder Tony was so obsessed with sticking pencils through stuff… this is Pennsylvania!

#monsterdon #4dman1959

I don't think I can get onboard with Tony becoming the GOOD guy.
#monsterdon

I guess we know why this Scott never got called for the Xavier School for the gifted.
#monsterdon
#4dman1959

"he wasn't much of a man...."

lol, he's only been dead hours, live your life so people don't go 'meh' when your killed by Superscience

#Monsterdon

@bryanhowell #monsterdon

If they'd cut like 20-30 minutes from the start, it'd be a pretty OK movie....

🫰🏼🫰🏼 🥁
Yeah man, 4D man, keeping it cool
🥁🫰🏼 🫰🏼

This soundtrack #Monsterdon

@overholt definitely not mean to be in high def #monsterdon

He's not going to get that much lifeforce out of that guy #monsterdon

This is just vampires with extra steps

#Monsterdon

No smoking in THIS area. But boy, howdy, do we have smoking in all the other areas.
#monsterdon

if using my 4d powers made me age ten years every time I would just not use them

#monsterdon

Yeah, baby!

#Monsterdon

"through the door" must be the best line in the film
#Monsterdon

god that machine effect looks like it was fun to execute

we hooting and hollering for the VFX team with this one, y'all

#Monsterdon

@OldRustBucket Shoe soles are made with a spare dimension for exactly this reason

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

third doctor barges in demanding to know what tomfoolery you idiots are up now

#monsterdon #4Dman1959

I keep expecting the Pink Panther to show up...

#monsterdon

your curtains are awful, though.

#Monsterdon

He even had Brian's DNA. he somehow stole it all and implanted it into his own cells.

#monsterdon #4dman1959

"He never went on crime sprees before... I'm worried."

#monsterdon

I see other people speculating that it's rotoscoping, can't find much info about the VFX.

Anyway these guys are yakkin again, but it's not nearly as bad as it was in the beginning of the movie.

I've been brought into this movie, don't love me now!

#Monsterdon

Never stick your hands in another man without first getting consent kids.
#Monsterdon #4Dman

55 minutes in and we get the monster. Is that a record?

#monsterdon

#monsterdon This US Postal Box is marked “Letters”… unlike the boxes marked “Sex Toys”

For 1959, that's probably not even a chroma key, is it? That's probably rotoscoped by hand, with that black outline?

I don't know a lot of about this kind of visual effect

#Monsterdon

@YsengrinWolf it's a 4D clock

#Monsterdon

@SnoopJ

The jinks need to be even higher!

#Monsterdon

That's a bible, Scott

#Monsterdon

At some point overnight, Scott rolled in talcum powder.

#monsterdon #4DMan

@jivens *I* wish this jazz had less movie in it

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

#monsterdon
#4Dman1959
The side effects of becoming 4-dimensional include:
- sporadic background jazz
- irritability
- kleptomania

I think this 4-D thing might be worse than AI.

#Monsterdon

@jonny At least something happened, twice even! #monsterdon #4dman

#monsterdon

I wish this movie had more jazz in it.

Jerry is going to be pissed when he sees his prized apple is missing from the window display.

#Monsterdon

Anyone else noticing that the phase sound effect is the Start Trek transporter on loop?

#monsterdon #4dman1959

@neia I didn't realize there were so many other kinds, that's so cool! :D

#Monsterdon #4DMan

Hot sax solo along with some hot letterbox fondling....

#monsterdon

"maybe I like the power to be able to do something nobody else can do"

I wish when people said that now they meant weird super science and not....well....we all know now...

#Monsterdon

STEALING MAIL IS A FELONY.
#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

What a creep! Stealing someone elses work! #Monsterdon #4DMan1959 🎥🍿

Sleazy Scientist looks like Greg Bovino's dad, and smokes like a villain

#Monsterdon

"Show me what you did. Let me watch you impenetrate yourself."

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

"You did that by yourself!"

[JAZZ STING]

Commercial break, right?

#monsterdon

HES GOING TO SICK HIS HAND IN AGAIN
#Monsterdon

I can't believe that it feels suddenly like someone wrote this movie

#Monsterdon

Now do “Buns Of Steel”

#monsterdon #4dman1959

imagine if we had opened with that scene

instead of opening with half an hour of dicking around in a living room or whatever

#monsterdon

@Taweret oh okay that happened anyway bc Lurch stole some of the notes. I was wondering if he'd do that

#Monsterdon

Whew! He thought he'd never be able to pleasure himself again. #Monsterdon #4DMan1959 🎥🍿

I'm glad Scott gets to be the 4-D Man. It feels like this brother relationship is actually turning into a set of events

#Monsterdon

this performance looks familiar...

#Monsterdon

that prop is pretty good, too

#Monsterdon

Okay Scott's handling the "my hand is stuck in metal" situation way more calmly than I would.

#monsterdon #4DMan1959

"I'll fuck up his locker with an axe, like a straight man would...I'll show her!"

#Monsterdon

Linda turning this film into How to Turn Down Unwanted Advances in the Workplace (1959)

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

The Beatniks are trapped in the 4th dimension and have to play jazz REAL HARD to escape that's what this #Monsterdon is about I guess I dunno

Fred you goofy bastard you just gave me an idea! Cue the jazz!

#monsterdon #4DMan1959

"No cameras permitted" sign. So yes, they should have arrested the director of this film for breaking that rule.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon A Tubi advertisement for AGI... Are you... fucking... serious right now? You are tempting me to shoot this big-azz TV right now, TUBI...

OH!

I FINALLY got it.

The 4th dimension is…

The Friend Zone.

#Monsterdon