Don't you hate it when you burn down the laboratory, and your boss is waiting outside to chide you for it? Ugh.

#monsterdon

Attempting to pass one thing through another thing apparently starts fires.

#Monsterdon

Very "Twilight Zone" intro voice over.

#monsterdon

The music tells me to expect something
Cool, Man. #monsterdon

A man a plan a canal, wait, wrong narration.

#Monsterdon #4Dman1959

A man, an idea, a canal—Panama. #Monsterdon

@saucerlost #monsterdon

A sure sign of COMMUNISM!!!

Patty Duke, in her first single-person role. #Monsterdon

Gettin' beat up by the soundtrack here. #Monsterdon

The awesome power of the 4th dimension! Fun fact, it's the one I'm the most clumsy with 😅✨

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

I love Pink Panther

#Monsterdon

come at me with your hip jazz Mr 4 Dimensional man!

#Monsterdon

@diazona Agh, dangit, this is gonna bug me. I can't believe I'm gonna have to rewatch a #Monsterdon movie to figure this out :P

@Louisa

I had the same thought. I was going to post something about him being temu Adam but chronology got in the way.

#Monsterdon

@ohiofi No doubt a habitual rip-off of arts to the south...

#Monsterdon #MonsderdonDoubleFeature #MasterOfHorror

@diazona #monsterdon #Wrong4D

ikr the basic idea wasn't that bad. almost like it was a whole new gender.

quick, get him on tape! This would make a great Death Metal song!

#monsterdon #Wrong4D

They forgot to capture his Assphix.

#monsterdon #Wrong4D

Ending cut out for me on youtube so I’m assuming the little girl reappeared as an old woman who shot him with a 4d bullet she and his brother quickly invented which is why he said “God forgive me.”

Fun, thanks @taweret @ all!

#Monsterdon #4DMan

@diazona Thanks for letting me know! I updated my page with a link to your comment. :)

#Monsterdon

Too bad that 4D Man wasn’t made by Hammer… there would’ve been a climactic fire

#monsterdon #4dman1959

@hollie Hehe yeah... a while back someone else was saying to thread posts so that people could mute the conversation, and I was like "wtf you can't mute conversations on Mastodon" (that was the version in my head, of course, I wasn't that rude about it when I posted), and over the course of some discussion we determined that only some servers have this feature available. I dunno if it's a feature flag in the main Mastodon software or a plugin or what 🤷

#Monsterdon

yeah pal, a couple explosions would really liven up the proceedings....

#monsterdon #Wrong4D

Per Wikipedia, 4D Man was re-released as Master of Terror, so it could play as a double feature with Master of Horror.

History doesn't repeat Itself, but It often rhymes.

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

It's a bit of a trope, isn't it? The little girl wandering past, and interacting with, the monster at his most lethal moment?

We've seen that in earlier main-character-becomes-villain movies. I'll be watching for that scene in future features.

#Monsterdon

They should just watch these movies. they make 80 minutes seem like an eternity.

#monsterdon #Wrong4D

@apLundell lol, but still the same size, like some Aphex Twin video or something #Monsterdon

Woof okay not sure I can make it through this one.

#monsterdon #MasterofHorror1964

experiences like this are why all those science fiction astronauts carried guns

#monsterdon #4Dman1959

#monsterdon The Corganite was a real Red Herring.

It wasn't involved in the main story at all. The 4D man never even tried to penetrate it. We don't even know if he could.

#monsterdon Scott has become Benedict Cumberbitches

Look out it's Ernest Borgnine!

#monsterdon #MasterofHorror1964

Stand out music, background story. Still weird in all the best Monsterdonian ways.

#Monsterdon
#4DMan

lol not the editor's Introduction #monsterdon

#monsterdon Lee Merriweather will return as Catwoman in "Batman vs. the Riddler" starring Frank Gorshin

@plaidtron3000 Yes, I wouldn't trust that reactor to behave properly any more with a guy stuck inside it. #Monsterdon #4DMan1959 1959

well, the OST was a bit incongruous, but honestly, that was among the better movies we've seen this year. maybe i'm just getting accustomed to Abrupt Endings, but i almost liked this one.

#monsterdon #4DMan1959

I think we need to find a way to have everyone doing #Monsterdon watch the same version of the film. It's a little bit crazymaking, watching a version with commercials while half of you are commenting on a scene that's now 15 minutes in my future.

#monsterdon The music track was something else on that film.

Nothing subtle or background about it.

The ? is deeply gratifying. I'm not ashamed to admit it.

#Monsterdon

Did the screenwriter just run out of typing paper?!?

#monsterdon #4dman1959

Boom sudden ending… AND a question mark! Classic.

#Monsterdon

and then its suddenly over

?

anyway, ty for joining, everyone!

#monsterdon

He just fucks off into a wall. THE END.
#Monsterdon #4Dman

So ends another #Monsterdon with the masterpiece, #4dman1959. Our thanks to @Taweret for hosting, and for everyone lurking and posting. And remember #Monsterdoners: I'm a cop. I work with facts.

Snazzy music death scene, I guess.
#Monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

⁉️ 4D TRIVIA 🥼🧓☢️

In 1960, genders were reversed when The Leech Woman began to suck the life force from men.

#4DMan1959

Lee: “I am no man!”

#Monsterdon

Badass Linda

bet the men steal the credit for that....'Science'

#Monsterdon

"the END ?"

oh fuck you. #monsterdon

Okay I was scared he was going to accidentally 4D into her face so this is a lot better.

#monsterdon #4DMan1959

eew he goobered in her mouth
#Monsterdon

How's the view at the research center?

Eh. Fair.

#monsterdon

Ew

#Monsterdon

wow, steals his brother's first wife and his second nearly wife and now tries to kill him

#Monsterdon

Scott clearly feels the brother-stuck-in-wall genre is played out

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

Captain Rogers? Steve you look AWFUL. And where's your shield?

#monsterdon #4dman1959

"I'm VERY disappointed, Ozymandias!"

#monsterdon

"cmon let's go! This will take ANOTHER half-hour..."

Yes, movie, you have read our minds
#Monsterdon

@superball Budphaser?

#monsterdon #4dman1959

@SnoopJ "Just best to let em finish, Clark!" #WrongMovie #monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

⁉️ 4D TRIVIA 🥼🧓☢️

In 1951, there was a french film "Mr. Peek-a-boo", original title "Garou Garou, le passe-muraille" where a man walked through walls.

Farther back, in 1936, there was a similar plot in The Invisible Ray with Boris Karloff and Bela Lugosi where a man was affected by radiation and killed people before dying spectacularly himself.

#4DMan1959

Capturing him is going to be tricky. #monsterdon

Marjorie's cruisin' for a bruisin' #Monsterdon

@pngwen

Don't want to look like some hobo before retiring

#Monsterdon

...Because I'm Santa Claus, Marjorie

#monsterdon #4dman1959

@ohiofi what kind of beer does the 4D man order?

#Monsterdon

@aburka ha this is exactly what Devil Girl would say

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

Bullets will pass through him you clowns

#Monsterdon

@neia @hollie #monsterdon

He could just swim up, obviously....

"Look, we just need to get him into a hydraulic press made out of Carsonite to bring him back to three dimensions." #monsterdon #4dman

"Please evacuate the building, there is a 4 dimensional man loose!"

#Monsterdon

Oh no

He killed Lloyd Kaufman

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon I'm creeping around your bedroom. I'm ROY! Not Scott!

The soundtrack is actually diagetic for Monsterdon's somewhat ironic watching of the film

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

Whoa did we just phase into a Godzilla movie?

#monsterdon #4dman1959

"She chose... poorly."

#monsterdon #4dman1959

@diazona shout out to the Internet Archive crew! #Monsterdon

So Scott's an Energy Vampire?; the Energy Vampire Council must learn of this!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8b3Ns8uw7U

#monsterdon
#4Dman1959

This film is about five different episodes of star trek....

#Monsterdon

Scott: The original psychic vampire.

#monsterdon

Okay I'm gonna ask the obvious question... when Scott is in Phase Mode how come he doesn't just sink through the floor? Huh? Huh? Unstable molecule shoes?

#monsterdon #4dman1959

How do you know he's not in that state all the time tho

unless the 4D sound is diegetic why would you have any reason to believe that

#Monsterdon

This beer goes right through me

#Monsterdon #4DMan

@hollie #Mastodharma crossover episode

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

still smokes like a bastard...

#Monsterdon

Maybe there was a fly in the force field when Scott got drunk and started messing with Tony's equipment.

#Monsterdon #4DMan

Walk on the Left, but facing traffic instead of standing on the right

#Monsterdon #4Dman1959

Luck be a 4D tonight
Luck be a 4D tonight
Luck if you ever sucked a guy's time to begin with
Luck be a 4D tonight

#Monsterdon

We're going back to one of our five sets

#Monsterdon

@bunnyhero 😂

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

he wants to be loved, he'll settle for being feared

hell yea, I'm on-board. of course now you're probably going to give me Tony saves Linda from Scott and ugh, who gives a fuck

but idk, let the 4-D man keep 4-Din and I'm gonna come away from this one happy

#Monsterdon

Wait Linda knows about the 4D? I missed that

...pretty sure I was distracted by the jazz

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

Scott staring at her sleeping body feeling absolutely nothing sexual...

#Monsterdon

Scott, you could have just come in through her window. She left it open.

#Monsterdon

No wonder Tony was so obsessed with sticking pencils through stuff… this is Pennsylvania!

#monsterdon #4dman1959

a scienist

#Monsterdon

I don't think I can get onboard with Tony becoming the GOOD guy.
#monsterdon

I guess we know why this Scott never got called for the Xavier School for the gifted.
#monsterdon
#4dman1959

"he wasn't much of a man...."

lol, he's only been dead hours, live your life so people don't go 'meh' when your killed by Superscience

#Monsterdon