Scott, you could have just come in through her window. She left it open.

#Monsterdon

No wonder Tony was so obsessed with sticking pencils through stuff… this is Pennsylvania!

#monsterdon #4dman1959

a scienist

#Monsterdon

I don't think I can get onboard with Tony becoming the GOOD guy.
#monsterdon

I guess we know why this Scott never got called for the Xavier School for the gifted.
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#4dman1959

"he wasn't much of a man...."

lol, he's only been dead hours, live your life so people don't go 'meh' when your killed by Superscience

#Monsterdon

@bryanhowell #monsterdon

If they'd cut like 20-30 minutes from the start, it'd be a pretty OK movie....

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Yeah man, 4D man, keeping it cool
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This soundtrack #Monsterdon

@overholt definitely not mean to be in high def #monsterdon

He's not going to get that much lifeforce out of that guy #monsterdon

This is just vampires with extra steps

#Monsterdon

No smoking in THIS area. But boy, howdy, do we have smoking in all the other areas.
#monsterdon

if using my 4d powers made me age ten years every time I would just not use them

#monsterdon

Yeah, baby!

#Monsterdon

"through the door" must be the best line in the film
#Monsterdon

god that machine effect looks like it was fun to execute

we hooting and hollering for the VFX team with this one, y'all

#Monsterdon

@OldRustBucket Shoe soles are made with a spare dimension for exactly this reason

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

third doctor barges in demanding to know what tomfoolery you idiots are up now

#monsterdon #4Dman1959

I keep expecting the Pink Panther to show up...

#monsterdon

your curtains are awful, though.

#Monsterdon

He even had Brian's DNA. he somehow stole it all and implanted it into his own cells.

#monsterdon #4dman1959

"He never went on crime sprees before... I'm worried."

#monsterdon

I see other people speculating that it's rotoscoping, can't find much info about the VFX.

Anyway these guys are yakkin again, but it's not nearly as bad as it was in the beginning of the movie.

I've been brought into this movie, don't love me now!

#Monsterdon

Never stick your hands in another man without first getting consent kids.
#Monsterdon #4Dman

55 minutes in and we get the monster. Is that a record?

#monsterdon

#monsterdon This US Postal Box is marked “Letters”… unlike the boxes marked “Sex Toys”

For 1959, that's probably not even a chroma key, is it? That's probably rotoscoped by hand, with that black outline?

I don't know a lot of about this kind of visual effect

#Monsterdon

@YsengrinWolf it's a 4D clock

#Monsterdon

all good jazz songs sample a ringing phone of some sort

#Monsterdon

@SnoopJ

The jinks need to be even higher!

#Monsterdon

That's a bible, Scott

#Monsterdon

At some point overnight, Scott rolled in talcum powder.

#monsterdon #4DMan

@jivens *I* wish this jazz had less movie in it

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

#monsterdon
#4Dman1959
The side effects of becoming 4-dimensional include:
- sporadic background jazz
- irritability
- kleptomania

@jonny At least something happened, twice even! #monsterdon #4dman

I think this 4-D thing might be worse than AI.

#Monsterdon

he wakes up with the pillow merged into his head....

#monsterdon

#monsterdon

I wish this movie had more jazz in it.

Jerry is going to be pissed when he sees his prized apple is missing from the window display.

#Monsterdon

Anyone else noticing that the phase sound effect is the Start Trek transporter on loop?

#monsterdon #4dman1959

@neia I didn't realize there were so many other kinds, that's so cool! :D

#Monsterdon #4DMan

Hot sax solo along with some hot letterbox fondling....

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"maybe I like the power to be able to do something nobody else can do"

I wish when people said that now they meant weird super science and not....well....we all know now...

#Monsterdon

STEALING MAIL IS A FELONY.
#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

What a creep! Stealing someone elses work! #Monsterdon #4DMan1959 🎥🍿

Sleazy Scientist looks like Greg Bovino's dad, and smokes like a villain

#Monsterdon

"Show me what you did. Let me watch you impenetrate yourself."

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

Marvel’s Iron Fist

#monsterdon #4dman1959

"You did that by yourself!"

[JAZZ STING]

Commercial break, right?

#monsterdon

HES GOING TO SICK HIS HAND IN AGAIN
#Monsterdon

I can't believe that it feels suddenly like someone wrote this movie

#Monsterdon

Now do “Buns Of Steel”

#monsterdon #4dman1959

imagine if we had opened with that scene

instead of opening with half an hour of dicking around in a living room or whatever

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@Taweret oh okay that happened anyway bc Lurch stole some of the notes. I was wondering if he'd do that

#Monsterdon

Whew! He thought he'd never be able to pleasure himself again. #Monsterdon #4DMan1959 🎥🍿

I'm glad Scott gets to be the 4-D Man. It feels like this brother relationship is actually turning into a set of events

#Monsterdon

this performance looks familiar...

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that prop is pretty good, too

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Okay Scott's handling the "my hand is stuck in metal" situation way more calmly than I would.

#monsterdon #4DMan1959

"I'll fuck up his locker with an axe, like a straight man would...I'll show her!"

#Monsterdon

Linda turning this film into How to Turn Down Unwanted Advances in the Workplace (1959)

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

And the security guard advances the plot with small talk

#Monsterdon #4Dman1959

The Beatniks are trapped in the 4th dimension and have to play jazz REAL HARD to escape that's what this #Monsterdon is about I guess I dunno

*Avoiding conversation with staff on a smoking break

#Monsterdon

Fred you goofy bastard you just gave me an idea! Cue the jazz!

#monsterdon #4DMan1959

"No cameras permitted" sign. So yes, they should have arrested the director of this film for breaking that rule.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon A Tubi advertisement for AGI... Are you... fucking... serious right now? You are tempting me to shoot this big-azz TV right now, TUBI...

OH!

I FINALLY got it.

The 4th dimension is…

The Friend Zone.

#Monsterdon

"Scott...you're Gay, a homosexual...there's nothing between us...those magazines of yours....everyone knows!"

#Monsterdon

Bongos and trumpets of emotion!!

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#4DMan

Did he just walk THROUGH Linda? He IS the 4D man!

#monsterdon #4DMan1959

"Steve, i'm dying. please shut up." #monsterdon

I think the 4th D is the theater exit... which is where you want to head....

#monsterdon

GEICO Cuckman

#Monsterdon

The exam was really difficult but the doctor said he never saw anyone score so high. It was 30 or 35 questions. The first questions are very easy, the last questions are much more difficult. Nobody gets it in order. It's like, you'll go, 'Person, woman, man, camera, TV' and then I said 'Person, woman, man, camera, TV'

#monsterdon #4dman1959

YOU'RE NOT THINKING FOURTH-DIMENSIONALLY, MOVIE!

#Monsterdon

INSERT CHILD ACTOR

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What mommy? beer? kid?

I'm confused!

#Monsterdon

This movie would be great if right around now they did Kung Fu.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Your hot, sexy as fuck doc… deeply brain damaged, sterile, incompetent, illiterate, have you thought of running for office?

Your neurons are too strong. Try a jazz cigarette or 15, that should fix it. #monsterdon

"I've discovered a new and horrible way to die! yayy!"

Science

#Monsterdon

It's not a tumah

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"There are some things more important than your work."

I love that the film messed up a bit right there.

#Monsterdon

I miss the security posters.

#Monsterdon #4DMan

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SCOTT. you're in no shape to visit Linda

"Am I hot?"

"Not a trace of radiation"

"That's not what I asked Ted...."

#Monsterdon

Scott: "Am I hot?"
Doctor: "Well Linda sure doesn't think so!" 😆

#Monsterdon

You have no tumor. So, you know

Smoke up

#Monsterdon

It's not a tumah!

#monsterdon #4DMan1959

half an hour in and no one is a 4d man yet

#monsterdon

@SnoopJ It's music for when the Enterprise visits Earth's past and/or a planet oddly similar to Earth's past

#Monsterdon

"If he gets his brother working here I want my own lab"

I can believe this is how Science operates...

#Monsterdon

I'd be a lot more valuable if I had my own lab. And a pony. My own pony.

#monsterdon #4DMan1959

actually, you can't start a new project til someone comes along with a new funding source....

#monsterdon

Roy looks like that guy that works changing the oil at the gas station.
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#4dman1959

@log thought the exact same tune #Monsterdon

@ryan such a curse of science and bad writing
#Monsterdon

DANGER
DANGER
HIGH VOLTAGE!

When we touch! When we kiss!
#monsterdon

stick a screwdriver in the 4D demon core already #Monsterdon