"Scott...you're Gay, a homosexual...there's nothing between us...those magazines of yours....everyone knows!"

#Monsterdon

Bongos and trumpets of emotion!!

#Monsterdon
#4DMan

Did he just walk THROUGH Linda? He IS the 4D man!

#monsterdon #4DMan1959

"Steve, i'm dying. please shut up." #monsterdon

The exam was really difficult but the doctor said he never saw anyone score so high. It was 30 or 35 questions. The first questions are very easy, the last questions are much more difficult. Nobody gets it in order. It's like, you'll go, 'Person, woman, man, camera, TV' and then I said 'Person, woman, man, camera, TV'

#monsterdon #4dman1959

YOU'RE NOT THINKING FOURTH-DIMENSIONALLY, MOVIE!

#Monsterdon

INSERT CHILD ACTOR

#monsterdon

What mommy? beer? kid?

I'm confused!

#Monsterdon

This movie would be great if right around now they did Kung Fu.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Your hot, sexy as fuck doc… deeply brain damaged, sterile, incompetent, illiterate, have you thought of running for office?

"I've discovered a new and horrible way to die! yayy!"

Science

#Monsterdon

It's not a tumah

#Monsterdon

"There are some things more important than your work."

I love that the film messed up a bit right there.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon👨 ⬆️ ↔️ 🔄 ⏲️ 🧱 👨 😱

SCOTT. you're in no shape to visit Linda

Scott: "Am I hot?"
Doctor: "Well Linda sure doesn't think so!" 😆

#Monsterdon

It's not a tumah!

#monsterdon #4DMan1959

half an hour in and no one is a 4d man yet

#monsterdon

@SnoopJ It's music for when the Enterprise visits Earth's past and/or a planet oddly similar to Earth's past

#Monsterdon

I'd be a lot more valuable if I had my own lab. And a pony. My own pony.

#monsterdon #4DMan1959

actually, you can't start a new project til someone comes along with a new funding source....

#monsterdon

Roy looks like that guy that works changing the oil at the gas station.
#monsterdon
#4dman1959

@ryan such a curse of science and bad writing
#Monsterdon

@log thought the exact same tune #Monsterdon

DANGER
DANGER
HIGH VOLTAGE!

When we touch! When we kiss!
#monsterdon

stick a screwdriver in the 4D demon core already #Monsterdon

He's gettin' handsy on the job already. Yeesh.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon I gave her a zoo's worth of STDs and I LOVED IT!

#Monsterdon👨 ⬆️ ↔️ 🔄 ⏲️ 🧱 👨 😱

this relationship is icky

Hey, Peter Parker works there

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959 🎥🍿Sucks for Scott!

Dude, you aren’t "taking" a girl from him. It's her decision. She’s her own person, with her own ability to choose.

#Monsterdon

This woman throws around "love" like it's a 5-minute impulse thing
#Monsterdon

I took her and I went away with her! And I lost her at Montgomery Wards. I felt so... I felt so foolish.

#monsterdon #4DMan1959

#monsterdon I gesture broadly! Point! Gesture! Oops!

Tony has no idea about the science behind what he witnessed, so he’s defaulted to “I willed it to happen, and it happened.”

#Monsterdon

This is how science works in the fourth dimension I guess, you just will it and it happens

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

#Monsterdon👨 ⬆️ ↔️ 🔄 ⏲️ 🧱 👨 😱

Linda. Gross.

I think that stair fall counts as physical comedy, so I can mark that square off on #MonsterdonBingo, but it wasn't funny.

#Monsterdon

Robert Lansing (Scott) is giving Robert Stack vibes to me.

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

What if I could combine delicious peanut butter with rich milk chocolate? What would you say then, huh? Cue the jazz!

#monsterdon #4DMan1959

Penetration

#monsterdon #4dman1959

Concrete, wood, steel! All the elements!

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Cargonite is a gateway material, it's the first step to making UNOBTANIUM. It’s amazing, but nobody can get it, because it's un... obtain… ium... **cacke**

"I'm gonna penetrate this metal and enjoy it!" #monsterdon

"Press releases", "Security reasons"...this is just Tech Bros hustle...

#Monsterdon

stop smoking Scott

And your brother is trying to tell you that woman ain't going to marry you..

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon All the geiger clicking in the world and they all aren't sterilized yet. Shucks.

This sountrack needs a beatnick poetry recital. #monsterdon

@nev the scientists are brothers, the jazz is in the air, and the gate security is lax

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

I spy a recording mike.....

#Monsterdon

Why does this feel like it wants to be a musical? Wtf is going on? #Monsterdon

This lady came here to fuck shit up for those brothers....

#Monsterdon

I'm surprised they didn't pull out the lawn darts #monsterdon

Is she going to do the brother right in front of him, is that where the 4 dimensional rage comes from.
Scott smokes too much, even for the 50s

#Monsterdon

@bunnyhero WHOOPSIE 😳✨

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

Tony is obviously Gay
#Monsterdon

That's some awkward dancing. Didn't blow the movie budget on the dance coach.

#monsterdon

@hollie I get the feeling Linda being poly would resolve this entire plot in 20 minutes

#monsterdon

Kinda heading toward Cain and Able territory if they keep this up. #Monsterdon

“You could probably lick hands down.” Ewww. #Monsterdon

"Tony, we're trying to keep you off the streets. Take the job." #Monsterdon

#monsterdon OH MY GOD! THE WAITER IS ON FIRE! Wait, no, that's baked alaska. Nevermind.

fucking hell, they did not wait around....

#Monsterdon

Back when restaurants allowed smoking

#Monsterdon #4Dman1959

oh lord, are we gonna have to WATCH the dinner?

#monsterdon #4DMan1959

Aaaaand marrying you secretary... great. This has all the progressiveness you'd expect out of a 1959 movie, which is to say none. #monsterdon rdon

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959 oh look! the only girl in the movie. cue the sexy music

These two dashing scientists have some Heated Rivalry energy 🫢

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

#Monsterdon👨 ⬆️ ↔️ 🔄 ⏲️ 🧱 👨 😱

all appearances of ✨ LADY ✨ must be accompanied by 🎷 🎶

Carson -> Cargonite

Yeah that makes sense

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

Bickering scientists have a very "Game Opening Movie" to it....where's my crowbar?

#Monsterdon #Halflife

Why is Carson's product Cargonite and not Carsonite?

#monsterdon

@bunnyhero I was losing track!

#Monsterdon

This young Henry Rollins is so gonna blow up that lab

#Monsterdon

The stuff they froze Han Solo in?! #monsterdon

For a movie about fourth dimenions

these characters are awfully one-dimentional. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Scientists love this show.

Only American Science can create an irradiated rice crispie bar!

#monsterdon #4dman

@MatthewTitus88 the bursts of wild jazz are helping #monsterdon

Those days when you could just turn up at any research facility as a white dude and say "let me, my brother works there"

#MOnsterdon

@faoluin Good(?) news: it's still 3-4 grad student years (stipend-wise)

#Monsterdon #4Dman1959

"...as we enter... The Scary Door"

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon THE MODEL IS ON FIRE. THE BUILDING MODEL... oh noes! That's the problem with fire practical effects, the fire itself has a inherent scale and so the building is uh, “just a model” LOL

At least my PC didn't burst into flames like that...

#MOnsterdon

a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination

#monsterdon #4dman1959

I’ll just take this fire here and put it with the fire over there. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon "oh no... NO! No. No. No! Ohhhh no."

Understandable reaction to starting a huge electronics fire

Oh my god we have an opening narration monologue!! So it's going to be like that, is it?

#monsterdon

When electronics were macro #monsterdon

Tape a red square to the wall

For science, Bob

#Monsterdon

with a lab THAT big, he's definitely getting military money...

#monsterdon

Oh he pretty. #monsterdon

got home just in time! digging this jazzy intro

#monsterdon

*slowly undresses secretary to jazz...

#Monsterdon

Well, the music is awesome. #monsterdon

#monsterdonAlert

#monsterdon

GO GO GO GO!!

Tea is ready, hashtag #Monsterdon column is pinned. We're ready to go!

Who's in charge of keeping track of the bodies tonight? #WatchPartyAlert been looking like #TVMysteries lately.

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959 🎥🍿

@strangefour "This cask is made for me" #monsterdon #thecaskofamontillado

Ooh, when/if we finally do Reptilian, the double feature on @ryan​s stream could be the original Yongary from 1967. Look at him go! #monsterdon