@bryanhowell #monsterdon

Nah. Netflix would insist I finish the first season on a cliffhanger, then cancel it.

"no....err....officer....that sounds absurd......paper in metal? I have to go now...."

#Monsterdon

I wish we could have seen the heist, tho :(

#Monsterdon

I'm going to upload the script for this movie to AO3 I swear. I'm gonna get a movie deal out of it and make this movie as horny as the writers clearly intended 🤣✨

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

I mean by his very nature, 'jails can not hold him'

#Monsterdon

Allow me to jiggle your buxom arms comfortingly
#Monsterdon

@flowerpot Yes! How did you know?
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon He's not aging, he's flocked, like a christmas tree.

Say what you will about the movie but I must have this soundtrack.

#monsterdon #4dman1959

@apLundell

His prize for inventing invisible ink.

#Monsterdon

How he can will himself into a rotoscoped visual effect shot. #monsterdon

Okay wait… this movie kicks ass!

#monsterdon #4dman1959

*after a carefree night of committing petty crime by violating physics and stealing fifty grand from a local bank, Scott wakes to find himself transformed into uhhhhhh a man who never took up a skincare routine*

#monsterdon

"goddam this is the funniest apple I've ever eaten!"

#Monsterdon

@SnoopJ After 50 minutes, the movie momentarily got going

#Monsterdon

This counts as a "learning the powers" montage, right? #Monsterdon #4DMan1959

Oh my god, Scott...

You look old enough to hit on Linda

#Monsterdon

They should’ve named this “The Man Who Could Fist Stuff”

#monsterdon #4dman1959

Roy is a no good bum!

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

@athena_rising The Hepcat Who Walks Through Walls

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

I'm beginning to think none of these men are flirting with each other and it's all in my head 🥺✨

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

Scott's gone power mad. #monsterdon

I am really digging this hip 60s jazzy soundtrack.

#Monsterdon #4DMan

#monsterdon Rusty Venture and Brock Sampson (chuckling): "Yeah, we had those mustaches"

Tony, look. We have to go drive to the store.

We need a watermelon. Stat.

#BuckarooBanzai

#monsterdon

"Scott....the amplifier isn't working!"

lol, nice

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"I *wonder* where those notes are 🤔"

lmao

#Monsterdon

Excuse me while I put my scigarette out in your grand piano.

#monsterdon

Marvel’s Iron Fist

#monsterdon #4dman1959

lol that guy is a real sleazy asshole, I hope he gets 4 Dimensioned

#Monsterdon

whoa, neat shot for 1959!!!! #monsterdon

his fingers going pale on the other side of the cargonite was pretty good, gotta hand it to em

#Monsterdon

forget dames, let's team up and phase our hands into a bunch of stuff #monsterdon

The feeling when you're tinkering around with something late at night and you might have really, really fucked it...

#Monsterdon

Oh no! He impenetrated his hand while I was tooting. Now I look the fool 😂✨

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

He's "depenetrating" and it didn't go as planned
#Monsterdon

I also appreciate the quiet moments where I know it's safe to look away and toot

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

4D at 40 minutes

#Monsterdon #4Dman1959

LOL the glances to the side

"uh. hm. wait, I…"

#Monsterdon

one brother with humongous brainwaves faces off against his brother with subliminal horny rays that keep merging all his babe atoms
#monsterdon

omg do something already

#monsterdon

*Avoiding conversation with staff on a smoking break

#Monsterdon

The in-betweener music is sounding very Batman-like.

#Monsterdon

Angry bongos! They show Scott's anger!
#Monsterdon #4Dman

Remember when there was sci-fi in this movie? I know it was like 3 minutes here and there. #monsterdon

“It’s not me, Scott. It’s you.”

#Monsterdon

Marjorie I will BURY YOU if you don't go to bed this instant.

#monsterdon #4DMan1959

@Ayyyydrew Seriously, this whole movie is a chain smoker.

#monsterdon
#4Dman1959

@JoeWynne Minutes until coffee would be fun too

#Monsterdon #4DMan

@hollie

We could graph both minutes until harassment and minutes until getting coffee at least.

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

“You are so healthy," the doctor says, as the patient lights up a cigarette in the doctor’s office.

#Monsterdon

Dr. Spaceman wants his own lab. #monsterdon

"If he gets his brother working here I want my own lab"

I can believe this is how Science operates...

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Ahhhh, Roy's here. Men, clench.

Missed marketing opportunity: a tie-in between cargonite and the 1959 reintroduction of red Fiestaware, now made using depleted uranium.

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

have them both dear, be poly, the true 4th dimensional

"if I didn't love you"

oh c'mon girl...

#Monsterdon

Just me laughing maniacally at Tony's confession

#Monsterdon

Tony, Tony! Just come stand by this plastic tree so I can tell you how I feel, ya big dreamy thing you.

#monsterdon #4DMan1959

The amount of bullshit flowing from this man's mouth is awe inspiring.

The pencil isn't penetrating the impenetrable metal, they just merged essences while he was busy using the machine to impenetrate himself.

Do I have that right?

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

sister, it's not enough for us

#Monsterdon

oh wait, i know where this is going!

LOVE IS THE 4TH DIMENSION

#monsterdon

This movie is just a stealth ad for the power of positive thinking. #monsterdon

was the prat fall needed for the reveal?

Reminds me of the Philadelphia Experiment, that's a fun little film

#Monsterdon

Wish I could check this off. #Monsterdon #4DMan1959 🎥🍿

He willed it. He used his willy!

#Monsterdon

@overholt

No, Tony invented *willing* holes.

#Monsterdon

"You did this?"

"Well, no, I just found it outside. But it was such a convenient coincidence I just had to bring it inside."

#monsterdon #4DMan1959

He WILLED THE MINGLING

He boosted his brain waves

#Monsterdon #4DMan

@sean

I've actually done it!!!

#Monsterdon

Tony: "My train leaves in thirty minutes."

[thirty seconds pass]

Tony: "Scott, will you sit down and listen to me?"

Figure out if you're leaving or staying, Tony!

#monsterdon

did he actually do it previously, or was that a just-off-camera event? I was in-and-out for a bit

Edit: oh okay, "4 years ago"

#Monsterdon

Little loose but I'll take this bingo

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959 #MonsterdonBingo

Getting strong queer coding off scott, which would make this dynamic all the more interesting...

#Monsterdon

Ooh 16th century alchemist BURN

#monsterdon #4DMan1959

"It was a team effort!"

I will not be naming a single other contributing member, however. Yes you can just print my name in the papers, that's fine 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️✨

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

Checked off on my Bingo card! #Monsterdon #4DMan1959 🎥🍿

Listen here, Daddy-O! This is Squaresvilles, you hear me? Squaresville!

#monsterdon #4DMan

is this beatnik music and if so, why?

#monsterdon

If you don’t have a strong backbeat, are you even doing science? #Monsterdon

Cymbals = tension

#Monsterdon #4DMan

we used to love the 'Glowing Cube Chanel, it would run from 9 am to 11 pm, you could pick it up all over the world...once there was a hand that adjusted it slightly, the Stock Market tumbled....

#Monsterdon

Are you thinking of security?

#Monsterdon #4DMan

Loving the candy corn sweater.

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

[intensely studying sugar cube] #Monsterdon

there better be another dimension in that mouth, i didn't come here for love i came here for interdimensional vampirism #monsterdon

all wet and bothered

#monsterdon

Sadly plays paddleball by himself....pouting.

#Monsterdon

@diazona I was going to say that tree there, but then she gave it the glad eye #Monsterdon

Spin-o-rama Vision. #monsterdon

Who's fiancéing whom?

#monsterdon

@SnoopJ yes please back to the wooden dowel, it'd be more interesting

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

OKAY MOVIE, he's in love with his brother's fiance, WE GET IT. #monsterdon

WAS IT SUPPOSED TO BE a joke when the genius protagonist guy is just sitting there doodling a pencil being stuck through a piece of wood?????
#monsterdon

So, when does Gary 7s girlfriend turn into a cat?
#Monsterdon

Sexy sax time!

#Monsterdon

Roy is Electrodynamics II, he uses Jackson for the textbook

#Monsterdon #4Dman1959

@cherizilla put the aristotelian catalogue of all objects in the mix for #monsterdonBingo this week #monsterdon

#monsterdon Creepy Doctor is Creepy. Roy is a CREEP. Time to hit him with some chloroform and load him into a 1959 Dodge Fury trunk and let Christine have her way with him.

Our dipshit protagonist has apparently never heard of a fuse, or a fire extinguisher? But then again our dipshit employer of our dipshit protagonist has also apparently never heard of a fusebox..?

#monsterdon

you might think you're good but anyone who is good would be able to prevent their 4d machine fire from burning the entire building to its core #monsterdon