@JoeWynne Minutes until coffee would be fun too

#Monsterdon #4DMan

“You are so healthy," the doctor says, as the patient lights up a cigarette in the doctor’s office.

#Monsterdon

Dr. Spaceman wants his own lab. #monsterdon

"If he gets his brother working here I want my own lab"

I can believe this is how Science operates...

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Ahhhh, Roy's here. Men, clench.

Missed marketing opportunity: a tie-in between cargonite and the 1959 reintroduction of red Fiestaware, now made using depleted uranium.

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

have them both dear, be poly, the true 4th dimensional

"if I didn't love you"

oh c'mon girl...

#Monsterdon

Just me laughing maniacally at Tony's confession

#Monsterdon

The amount of bullshit flowing from this man's mouth is awe inspiring.

The pencil isn't penetrating the impenetrable metal, they just merged essences while he was busy using the machine to impenetrate himself.

Do I have that right?

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

sister, it's not enough for us

#Monsterdon

oh wait, i know where this is going!

LOVE IS THE 4TH DIMENSION

#monsterdon

This movie is just a stealth ad for the power of positive thinking. #monsterdon

was the prat fall needed for the reveal?

Reminds me of the Philadelphia Experiment, that's a fun little film

#Monsterdon

Wish I could check this off. #Monsterdon #4DMan1959 🎥🍿

He willed it. He used his willy!

#Monsterdon

@overholt

No, Tony invented *willing* holes.

#Monsterdon

"You did this?"

"Well, no, I just found it outside. But it was such a convenient coincidence I just had to bring it inside."

#monsterdon #4DMan1959

He WILLED THE MINGLING

He boosted his brain waves

#Monsterdon #4DMan

@sean

I've actually done it!!!

#Monsterdon

Tony: "My train leaves in thirty minutes."

[thirty seconds pass]

Tony: "Scott, will you sit down and listen to me?"

Figure out if you're leaving or staying, Tony!

#monsterdon

Getting strong queer coding off scott, which would make this dynamic all the more interesting...

#Monsterdon

Ooh 16th century alchemist BURN

#monsterdon #4DMan1959

"It was a team effort!"

I will not be naming a single other contributing member, however. Yes you can just print my name in the papers, that's fine 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️✨

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

Checked off on my Bingo card! #Monsterdon #4DMan1959 🎥🍿

Listen here, Daddy-O! This is Squaresvilles, you hear me? Squaresville!

#monsterdon #4DMan

we used to love the 'Glowing Cube Chanel, it would run from 9 am to 11 pm, you could pick it up all over the world...once there was a hand that adjusted it slightly, the Stock Market tumbled....

#Monsterdon

Are you thinking of security?

#Monsterdon #4DMan

Loving the candy corn sweater.

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

[intensely studying sugar cube] #Monsterdon

all wet and bothered

#monsterdon

@diazona I was going to say that tree there, but then she gave it the glad eye #Monsterdon

Spin-o-rama Vision. #monsterdon

Who's fiancéing whom?

#monsterdon

@SnoopJ yes please back to the wooden dowel, it'd be more interesting

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

WAS IT SUPPOSED TO BE a joke when the genius protagonist guy is just sitting there doodling a pencil being stuck through a piece of wood?????
#monsterdon

So, when does Gary 7s girlfriend turn into a cat?
#Monsterdon

Sexy sax time!

#Monsterdon

Roy is Electrodynamics II, he uses Jackson for the textbook

#Monsterdon #4Dman1959

@cherizilla put the aristotelian catalogue of all objects in the mix for #monsterdonBingo this week #monsterdon

#monsterdon Creepy Doctor is Creepy. Roy is a CREEP. Time to hit him with some chloroform and load him into a 1959 Dodge Fury trunk and let Christine have her way with him.

Our dipshit protagonist has apparently never heard of a fuse, or a fire extinguisher? But then again our dipshit employer of our dipshit protagonist has also apparently never heard of a fusebox..?

#monsterdon

Don't you hate it when you burn down the laboratory, and your boss is waiting outside to chide you for it? Ugh.

#monsterdon

Attempting to pass one thing through another thing apparently starts fires.

#Monsterdon

Very "Twilight Zone" intro voice over.

#monsterdon

The music tells me to expect something
Cool, Man. #monsterdon

A man a plan a canal, wait, wrong narration.

#Monsterdon #4Dman1959

A man, an idea, a canal—Panama. #Monsterdon

@saucerlost #monsterdon

A sure sign of COMMUNISM!!!

Patty Duke, in her first single-person role. #Monsterdon

Gettin' beat up by the soundtrack here. #Monsterdon

The awesome power of the 4th dimension! Fun fact, it's the one I'm the most clumsy with 😅✨

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

I love Pink Panther

#Monsterdon

come at me with your hip jazz Mr 4 Dimensional man!

#Monsterdon

@diazona Agh, dangit, this is gonna bug me. I can't believe I'm gonna have to rewatch a #Monsterdon movie to figure this out :P

@Louisa

I had the same thought. I was going to post something about him being temu Adam but chronology got in the way.

#Monsterdon

@ohiofi No doubt a habitual rip-off of arts to the south...

#Monsterdon #MonsderdonDoubleFeature #MasterOfHorror

@diazona #monsterdon #Wrong4D

ikr the basic idea wasn't that bad. almost like it was a whole new gender.

quick, get him on tape! This would make a great Death Metal song!

#monsterdon #Wrong4D

They forgot to capture his Assphix.

#monsterdon #Wrong4D

Ending cut out for me on youtube so I’m assuming the little girl reappeared as an old woman who shot him with a 4d bullet she and his brother quickly invented which is why he said “God forgive me.”

Fun, thanks @taweret @ all!

#Monsterdon #4DMan

@hollie Hehe yeah... a while back someone else was saying to thread posts so that people could mute the conversation, and I was like "wtf you can't mute conversations on Mastodon" (that was the version in my head, of course, I wasn't that rude about it when I posted), and over the course of some discussion we determined that only some servers have this feature available. I dunno if it's a feature flag in the main Mastodon software or a plugin or what 🤷

#Monsterdon

yeah pal, a couple explosions would really liven up the proceedings....

#monsterdon #Wrong4D

Per Wikipedia, 4D Man was re-released as Master of Terror, so it could play as a double feature with Master of Horror.

History doesn't repeat Itself, but It often rhymes.

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

They should just watch these movies. they make 80 minutes seem like an eternity.

#monsterdon #Wrong4D

@apLundell lol, but still the same size, like some Aphex Twin video or something #Monsterdon

Woof okay not sure I can make it through this one.

#monsterdon #MasterofHorror1964

experiences like this are why all those science fiction astronauts carried guns

#monsterdon #4Dman1959

#monsterdon The Corganite was a real Red Herring.

It wasn't involved in the main story at all. The 4D man never even tried to penetrate it. We don't even know if he could.

#monsterdon Scott has become Benedict Cumberbitches

Look out it's Ernest Borgnine!

#monsterdon #MasterofHorror1964

Stand out music, background story. Still weird in all the best Monsterdonian ways.

#Monsterdon
#4DMan

lol not the editor's Introduction #monsterdon

#monsterdon Lee Merriweather will return as Catwoman in "Batman vs. the Riddler" starring Frank Gorshin

well, the OST was a bit incongruous, but honestly, that was among the better movies we've seen this year. maybe i'm just getting accustomed to Abrupt Endings, but i almost liked this one.

#monsterdon #4DMan1959

I think we need to find a way to have everyone doing #Monsterdon watch the same version of the film. It's a little bit crazymaking, watching a version with commercials while half of you are commenting on a scene that's now 15 minutes in my future.

#monsterdon The music track was something else on that film.

Nothing subtle or background about it.

The ? is deeply gratifying. I'm not ashamed to admit it.

#Monsterdon

Did the screenwriter just run out of typing paper?!?

#monsterdon #4dman1959

Boom sudden ending… AND a question mark! Classic.

#Monsterdon

and then its suddenly over

?

anyway, ty for joining, everyone!

#monsterdon

He just fucks off into a wall. THE END.
#Monsterdon #4Dman

So ends another #Monsterdon with the masterpiece, #4dman1959. Our thanks to @Taweret for hosting, and for everyone lurking and posting. And remember #Monsterdoners: I'm a cop. I work with facts.

Snazzy music death scene, I guess.
#Monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

⁉️ 4D TRIVIA 🥼🧓☢️

In 1960, genders were reversed when The Leech Woman began to suck the life force from men.

#4DMan1959

Lee: “I am no man!”

#Monsterdon

Badass Linda

bet the men steal the credit for that....'Science'

#Monsterdon

Okay I was scared he was going to accidentally 4D into her face so this is a lot better.

#monsterdon #4DMan1959

How's the view at the research center?

Eh. Fair.

#monsterdon

Ew

#Monsterdon

wow, steals his brother's first wife and his second nearly wife and now tries to kill him

#Monsterdon

Scott clearly feels the brother-stuck-in-wall genre is played out

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

Captain Rogers? Steve you look AWFUL. And where's your shield?

#monsterdon #4dman1959

"I'm VERY disappointed, Ozymandias!"

#monsterdon

"cmon let's go! This will take ANOTHER half-hour..."

Yes, movie, you have read our minds
#Monsterdon

@superball Budphaser?

#monsterdon #4dman1959

@SnoopJ "Just best to let em finish, Clark!" #WrongMovie #monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

⁉️ 4D TRIVIA 🥼🧓☢️

In 1951, there was a french film "Mr. Peek-a-boo", original title "Garou Garou, le passe-muraille" where a man walked through walls.

Farther back, in 1936, there was a similar plot in The Invisible Ray with Boris Karloff and Bela Lugosi where a man was affected by radiation and killed people before dying spectacularly himself.

#4DMan1959

Capturing him is going to be tricky. #monsterdon

Marjorie's cruisin' for a bruisin' #Monsterdon

@pngwen

Don't want to look like some hobo before retiring

#Monsterdon