Were they at the European museum or…?

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someone get the bigus dickus meme out #monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie Scottgardon was right there. #Monsterdon #4DMan1959 🎥🍿

THRILL as a whiny argument between unappealing brothers EXPLODES across the silver screen! Oh, and something sciency happens too. I guess. #Monsterdon

@old_angry_queer "Practice, practice, practice!"

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Oh impenetrable 🙄 #Monsterdon #4DMan

Tony is a bit of a fire bug always wanting to blow something up or set something on fire. #monsterdon #4dman1959

Tony is now finally prepared for his sales pitch.

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"You just want to fool around with your theories like a 16th century alchemist." Honestly, same.

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The world's first DEPENDABLE metal. Cause you can't count on those other metals

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@moira how do you know?

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Is Cargonite love proof though?

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Impenetrable metal? I'm pretty sure the Swedes have already created plenty of heavy metal that's already impenetrable. 🤘

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RE: https://wandering.shop/@Violinknitter/116077843465240974

Oh dang, I *DO* know him! In my grimy evangelical past, I grew up watching Billy Graham Evangelistic Association films [sic], and Carmichael scored twenty of those films! #Monsterdon

"i'm going to penetrate your cargonite"

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i imagine having to leave before you burst out laughing at an authority figure's incompetence was an experience many women had in 1959.

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Cargonite's description (or lack thereof) is making me think of mystery boxes

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I paid for everything, so in a *way*, I am solely responsible for everything that happens here. #Monsterdon #4DMan1959

Why is her badge all up her neck like that?
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Tony, stop saying penetrate. #Monsterdon

IT CAN BE PENETRATED

ASK ME HOW I KNOW

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Hey! There's actually an area where smoking was prohibited!

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Come on, when is this going to switch to 4d? I bought a special 4d TV from eBay just for this!
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ducking out of the press interview after being named is...

not gonna get you any opportunities to be asked questions, Scott.

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“Will this rare thing you just manufactured in a single lab setting be able to replace a readily available resource for which we already have extensive infrastructure?”

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Tony looks a little like Robert Sean Leonard.

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Carbomite, as in maneuvers?

#monsterdon What will be the uses for Cargonite?

Could we freeze Han Solo in it?

@xerozohar Ohhhhhhhh. That makes...sense?

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@Taweret Yeah, seems a strange backdrop in a film full of gainfully employed folks. #Monsterdon #4DMan1959 🎥🍿

GODDAMMIT JUST BE A MUSICAL ALREADY YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!!!

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@LuluHelle unclear if anyone in this movie is thinking at all

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"This is the world's most advanced coffee cake! LOOOK at the cinnamon! LOOOK at the glazing!"

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@Taweret Not beatnik music because the band is too big and the vibe is too commercial.

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And thus Cargonite, the new radioactive Wonder Bread. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Tony came out of the metal closet. LOL

Do not give that man money, idiot. #Monsterdon #4DMan1959

#monsterdon sorry what, Carbonite

#monsterdon Sorry you missed the most important moment of your career because I was spooked by a girl who kissed me.

OK, this music needs to calm down a little.
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"Last week in this room, I put a certain organisation on this campus under double-secret probation!"

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it was 1959 and punching your brother at work was all the rage

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This is so much more interpersonal drama than our movies usually have!

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wait which brother is a jet and which is a shark #Monsterdon

"...and ladies"

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Two weeks ago, I handed out flyers for my band...
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People were never good at communicating. #monsterdon

The least believable thing from this film so far: a government research facility announcing anything via public PR

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Why is there beatnik music, are beatniks about to jump-scare them?

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If you're the kind of mediocre dude that relies on pulling out, they have a name for dudes like that.

Fathers. #monsterdon

Tony has no clue how not to interrupt people at work.

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@diazona are they thinking of us thinking of them?
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Yeah Scott, Tony was about to pull out of something and it wasnt just the job. #monsterdon #4dman1959

@hollie someone's gotta. Scottie doesn't know

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dude, both of these guys are too dumb to live. when do they die?

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"If the job isn't important to you, then what is??"
And thus was born the first LinkedIn influencer
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"Do I have to put it on a slide and shove it under your microscope?"

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Scott 😏

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Oh look in the back right corner. It's Joe Biden in 1959.
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doot doot-doot-doot

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@trixter *axel foley taps head meme* #monsterdon

Smoking in the lab, perfect. This won't screw with results at all
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Why the funky jazz for climbing down stairs? Okay this silly science movie might be worth it just for the soundtrack.
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“Look I can’t talk now. I’m running an experiment” #Monsterdon

The score is fascinating! Really good!

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What? Some soundtracky things are happening. Toe-tappening happening. #Monsterdon #4DMan1959

I wonder what the 4th dimension is doing right now

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you see, Tony has URGES to satisfy

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Oh, "of security". Oh yeah, cold war... #Monsterdon #4DMan

Standby 3rd Darren

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There's a hidden bongo player in that room.

Oh he's pulled out already. *m'hey" #Monsterdon #4Dman

Look, I only made out with your fiancee a little!
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oh I see where this is going.

"For the love of God, Scott Nelson!" #monsterdon

I want the “Are you thinking?” poster for my office. #Monsterdon

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If the 'mocking laughter' happens at home, and it's me, does that count as 'mocking laughter' for bingo purposes?

Sssssssssciiiiiiiiiiience?

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What's that poster "are you thinking? 🕴️" #Monsterdon #4DMan

@Taweret

Radioactive, I think.

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#monsterdon The sound track on this film is crazy. I feel like the characters must be able to hear it.

Obviously what's important to him is hair pomade. Duh.

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Maybe Scott is the one who's psychic
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Scientific bongos!
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I keep confusing Robert "Gary 7" Lansing with Mark "Adam Chance" Richman

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"Tony, thank god. I need someone to jump in the machine for me." #Monsterdon

What is going on with this soundtrack

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Put THIS on a slide and shove it under your microscope!

@kshernandez

Scott played by Robert Lansing
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0487108/

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Were Robert Lansing and Robert Stack separated at birth?

Is Robert their family name?

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And she chooses the unemployed dude. *sigh* #Monsterdon #4DMan1959 🎥🍿

This jazz is really upbeat for the guy who is about to be betrayed by his babe AND science

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@kshernandez @allanb lee meriwether

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Nice jazz sound track.

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That's the worst loaf I've ever seen.
Terrible science!
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He stepped right into a high-hat bongo duo. #Monsterdon #4Dman

Scott, stricken with grief over Linda, TURNS TO JAZZ

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Why is scott now a brunette? Wasn't he sort of blonde previously?

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BONK

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New Hashtag #ScottyDoesntknow #monsterdon #4dman1959