Were they at the European museum or�
someone get the bigus dickus meme out #monsterdon
@davesdogmaggie Scottgardon was right there. #Monsterdon #4DMan1959 π₯πΏ
THRILL as a whiny argument between unappealing brothers EXPLODES across the silver screen! Oh, and something sciency happens too. I guess. #Monsterdon
@old_angry_queer "Practice, practice, practice!"
Oh impenetrable π #Monsterdon #4DMan
Tony is a bit of a fire bug always wanting to blow something up or set something on fire. #monsterdon #4dman1959
Tony is now finally prepared for his sales pitch.
"You just want to fool around with your theories like a 16th century alchemist." Honestly, same.
#Monsterdon #4DMan1959
The world's first DEPENDABLE metal. Cause you can't count on those other metals
#Monsterdon #4DMan
@moira how do you know?
Is Cargonite love proof though?
Impenetrable metal? I'm pretty sure the Swedes have already created plenty of heavy metal that's already impenetrable. π€
RE: https://wandering.shop/@Violinknitter/116077843465240974
Oh dang, I *DO* know him! In my grimy evangelical past, I grew up watching Billy Graham Evangelistic Association films [sic], and Carmichael scored twenty of those films! #Monsterdon
"i'm going to penetrate your cargonite"
i imagine having to leave before you burst out laughing at an authority figure's incompetence was an experience many women had in 1959.
Cargonite's description (or lack thereof) is making me think of mystery boxes
I paid for everything, so in a *way*, I am solely responsible for everything that happens here. #Monsterdon #4DMan1959
Why is her badge all up her neck like that?
#monsterdon
#4dman1959
Tony, stop saying penetrate. #Monsterdon
Hey! There's actually an area where smoking was prohibited!
Come on, when is this going to switch to 4d? I bought a special 4d TV from eBay just for this!
#Monsterdon
ducking out of the press interview after being named is...
not gonna get you any opportunities to be asked questions, Scott.
βWill this rare thing you just manufactured in a single lab setting be able to replace a readily available resource for which we already have extensive infrastructure?β
Tony looks a little like Robert Sean Leonard.
#monsterdon
#4Dman1959
Carbomite, as in maneuvers?
#monsterdon What will be the uses for Cargonite?
Could we freeze Han Solo in it?
@xerozohar Ohhhhhhhh. That makes...sense?
@Taweret Yeah, seems a strange backdrop in a film full of gainfully employed folks. #Monsterdon #4DMan1959 π₯πΏ
GODDAMMIT JUST BE A MUSICAL ALREADY YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!!!
@LuluHelle unclear if anyone in this movie is thinking at all
"This is the world's most advanced coffee cake! LOOOK at the cinnamon! LOOOK at the glazing!"
@Taweret Not beatnik music because the band is too big and the vibe is too commercial.
And thus Cargonite, the new radioactive Wonder Bread. #monsterdon
#monsterdon Tony came out of the metal closet. LOL
Do not give that man money, idiot. #Monsterdon #4DMan1959
#monsterdon sorry what, Carbonite
#monsterdon Sorry you missed the most important moment of your career because I was spooked by a girl who kissed me.
OK, this music needs to calm down a little.
#Monsterdon
"Last week in this room, I put a certain organisation on this campus under double-secret probation!"
it was 1959 and punching your brother at work was all the rage
This is so much more interpersonal drama than our movies usually have!
wait which brother is a jet and which is a shark #Monsterdon
"...and ladies"
Two weeks ago, I handed out flyers for my band...
#Monsterdon #4DMan1959
People were never good at communicating. #monsterdon
The least believable thing from this film so far: a government research facility announcing anything via public PR
Why is there beatnik music, are beatniks about to jump-scare them?
If you're the kind of mediocre dude that relies on pulling out, they have a name for dudes like that.
Fathers. #monsterdon
Tony has no clue how not to interrupt people at work.
#Monsterdon #4DMan1959
@diazona are they thinking of us thinking of them?
#Monsterdon
Yeah Scott, Tony was about to pull out of something and it wasnt just the job. #monsterdon #4dman1959
@hollie someone's gotta. Scottie doesn't know
dude, both of these guys are too dumb to live. when do they die?
"If the job isn't important to you, then what is??"
And thus was born the first LinkedIn influencer
#Monsterdon
"Do I have to put it on a slide and shove it under your microscope?"
Scott π
Oh look in the back right corner. It's Joe Biden in 1959.
#monsterdon
doot doot-doot-doot
@trixter *axel foley taps head meme* #monsterdon
Smoking in the lab, perfect. This won't screw with results at all
#monsterdon
Why the funky jazz for climbing down stairs? Okay this silly science movie might be worth it just for the soundtrack.
#Monsterdon #4Dman
βLook I canβt talk now. Iβm running an experimentβ #Monsterdon
The score is fascinating! Really good!
@klu9 Ah!! Yes!! #Monsterdon #4DMan1959 π₯πΏ
What? Some soundtracky things are happening. Toe-tappening happening. #Monsterdon #4DMan1959
I wonder what the 4th dimension is doing right now
you see, Tony has URGES to satisfy
Oh, "of security". Oh yeah, cold war... #Monsterdon #4DMan
Standby 3rd Darren
#monsterdon
#4Dman1959
There's a hidden bongo player in that room.
Oh he's pulled out already. *m'hey" #Monsterdon #4Dman
Look, I only made out with your fiancee a little!
#Monsterdon #4DMan1959
oh I see where this is going.
"For the love of God, Scott Nelson!" #monsterdon
I want the βAre you thinking?β poster for my office. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdonπ¨ β¬οΈ βοΈ π β²οΈ π§± π¨ π±
If the 'mocking laughter' happens at home, and it's me, does that count as 'mocking laughter' for bingo purposes?
Sssssssssciiiiiiiiiiience?
What's that poster "are you thinking? π΄οΈ" #Monsterdon #4DMan
#monsterdon The sound track on this film is crazy. I feel like the characters must be able to hear it.
Obviously what's important to him is hair pomade. Duh.
Maybe Scott is the one who's psychic
#monsterdon
Scientific bongos!
#Monsterdon
I keep confusing Robert "Gary 7" Lansing with Mark "Adam Chance" Richman
"Tony, thank god. I need someone to jump in the machine for me." #Monsterdon
What is going on with this soundtrack
Put THIS on a slide and shove it under your microscope!
Were Robert Lansing and Robert Stack separated at birth?
Is Robert their family name?
And she chooses the unemployed dude. *sigh* #Monsterdon #4DMan1959 π₯πΏ
This jazz is really upbeat for the guy who is about to be betrayed by his babe AND science
@kshernandez @allanb lee meriwether
Nice jazz sound track.
That's the worst loaf I've ever seen.
Terrible science!
#Monsterdon
He stepped right into a high-hat bongo duo. #Monsterdon #4Dman
Scott, stricken with grief over Linda, TURNS TO JAZZ
Why is scott now a brunette? Wasn't he sort of blonde previously?
New Hashtag #ScottyDoesntknow #monsterdon #4dman1959