Linda wants Tony to try the penetration experiment again #Monsterdon

@arrjay Right after the threesome dimension?

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Linda wtf?
Just settle down and maybe have a long, long bath.
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"Oh, we're safe - I already hate you, Not Scott."

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Forget the pencil and steel. Can Linda and Tony occupy the same space? #Monsterdon

Oh Linda, I know he's basically an inferior version of me, but you've got to stay with him! #Monsterdon

The brain wave talk sounds like it was written by someone who sort of heard of observation in quantum science.

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"Do you love me?"

Well we've been in FOUR scenes, so yeah, probably. #Monsterdon

Linda is looking for a world of trouble!

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I've felt a lot of things. Tell me more about "penetrating."
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Love, atomic fields, a pencil... all very similar objects..

But my will won’t! #Monsterdon

You know, Linda, you can just be your own girl.

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In a dimension where you can will a pencil to meld with a block of steel then I guess believing in someone makes all the difference

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is it me or does she have MASSIVE lesbian vibes in this scene and at that angle

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one NHI to the other looking down from on high, "Dude ya gotta stop messin' with these hoomons, he "Willed it!" hahaha, you're gonna drive these creatures crAzy!"

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Well there has to be something wrong with it, or why would Buckaroo Banzai develop the overthruster in the 1980s? #Monsterdon #4DMan1959

GAWD i want to slap these people. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959 i wonder what the fourth dimension is up to

Linda can't make the thruple happen

not with the brother energy

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#monsterdon I built myself uh, uh, uh. LINE!

Yeah, not trying tho fright her, but a whole other thing, for sure...
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4D Man: Or The Secret
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Linda, you've known Tony for what, 27 minutes? SETTLE DOWN LADY

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I dunno, at this point I'm wondering if Tony's brother ever TOLD Linda she was his girl. #Monsterdon

You Can Penetrate My Heart (Love Theme from "The 4-D Man")

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Linda knows what's bothering Tony alright... #monsterdon #4dman1959

That's a nice willow tree.
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I'm gonna go clean my kitchen again. Sheesh.

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@Louisa now he's living in 4-D

he found himself a new dimension where

he's living wi

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Uh oh, looks like the pretty assistant is interested in Dr Nelson's brother. 😖

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I love a scene in a movie where the characters themselves are all, "Yep, none of us have anything to say to that"

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Damn, people in movies sure fall in love quickly.

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SHE was no good????? It was HER fault????

Fuck Pauli and his exclusion principle. My will is superior to physics.

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We interrupt our movie for a romantic moonlight walk.

"I believe in you"

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"I don't know if you've noticed, but the soundtrack got all mushy." #Monsterdon

I willed it and it happened — Correlation is not causation. #Monsterdon

Tony wasn't trying to frighten

he just was sciencing

SO HARD...

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I bet he believes Tesla knew how to make free energy. He has that vibe about him. #Monsterdon

(to the TMNT theme) Grody Fifties Pseudo Science!

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Alchemic intent, dummy. #Monsterdon #4DMan1959

Wait is this a psychic movie? Is this secretly a Steven King script from the 70s?
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#monsterdon Not crazy, just ... selling a sham-wow.

What was the point of falling down the stairs? If only the pencil had gone through his temple...

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Aww, you broke the poor kid's heart!

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"I was sore from all the penetration" #monsterdon

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Listen, daddio!!

Only the heppest of hep-cats could discover Cargonite!

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OC-Cult powers

So what ELSE did you ask the genie for? #Monsterdon

"Something happened to my equipment then there was a fire..." sure sure...
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One, that is a book, gift-wrapped in reflective wrapping paper. And two, you cut that pencil in half and glued it to the block. #Monsterdon #4DMan1959

Alchemy! Rebar! Pencils! #Monsterdon

You drilled a hole in metal then crammed a pencil in.
All your science grants should be given to pandas.
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#Monsterdon #4DMan1959 random slapstick? wtf ok

Well, she's psychic ,he can melt metals together... are they going to open up an ESP-powered tank factory for McDonald Douglas or Grumman?

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these fuckers are absolutely gonna let emile lizardo out of the 8th dimension and there's no buckaroo banzai in this universe to save them

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oh now Tony's on psychic track too

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#monsterdon this was the original Dick van Dyke Show opening, but audiences found it too alarming when he fell down the stairs and entered the 4th dimension

"I did with my magical mind penetration powers!" #monsterdon

The clock was showing midnight when this scene started. It's still showing midnight.

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You did hwat?
I hwilled it!
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Tony, I was sore too.

Was his fall supposed to be funny? Was that ad lib?
(yawn)
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pencil mingling with steel

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Oops! Desktop fusion
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ATOMIC FIELDS

ATOMIC FORCE FIELDS!

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Proper record keeping would have prevented all this...

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Comedy pratfall set to a wacky soundtrack? What is this mad science movie even?
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But what about kalkite? #Monsterdon #4dman1959

#monsterdon You just want to fiddle in the dark naked and afraid. You little bizzznotch…

this is too scientific for me to tell
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Tonight we watched an old film about a man who was obsessed with penetrating things.

Yep. That's penetration all right.
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Forget having them talk about something other than a man, will we even see a second woman in the movie at all?

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That tumble was a good set up! #Monsterdon

That was pretty close to a Batman transition sting #monsterdon

I don't mean just lead and gold, *hat and cane* I mean a bona fide certified genuine cargonite!

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Heavy Smoking Queer

I've known a few of those

Dear fuck scott, if the 4th Dimension doesn't kill you, smoking will!

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Um, the Paris Conservatory is a music school. They usually produce things like Berlioz and Saint-Saëns, not lead fused with gold #Monsterdon

"What if I could penetrate your cargonite" ... yeah, this copy is running a bit longer than some of y'all

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“I could penetrate it with a small piece of wood.”

Size isn’t important, Tony. #monsterdon

He went all Dick Van Dyke there #Monsterdon

another classic case of LLM psychosis

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"I've done it," he said. You know, like a liar.

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Damn, Scott smokes like a chimney.
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Tony seems like he can penetrate a lot with a small piece of wood. #monsterdon #4dman1959

"That trick was old in 1860, bro."

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He’s really into penetrating things.

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This was sci-fi back then. What if metals with extraordinary properties! Like adamantine in Dwarf Fortress! #Monsterdon #4DMan1959

Speeding up solid diffusion probably has a number of useful applications in materials science.

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They should Penetrate the point of this movie script....

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"...what if I could penetrate it with a small piece of wood"
snickers

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What would you say if I told you I could cut a tin can with it? #Monsterdon #4Dman

#monsterdon stop saying penetrate

We still have over 1 hour left in this movie.
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This movie does not deserve this soundtrack

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Probably 10 takes, 10 cigarettes *hack* #monsterdon

This movie is wackier than I expected. #Monsterdon #4DMan1959

Heavy jewelry for everyone! #Monsterdon