Yep. Good thing I'm impaired, because I would think me not being able to follow the plot is movie's fault. #Monsterdon #4DMan1959

Whoops podcasting went long again. Time to join our bad monster movie of the week already in progress.
#Monsterdon #4Dman

I only know Lansing from that Star Trek episode. Clearly he plays a type, with a type. Lab partner here, Terry Gar later. And the same robotic demeanor. I am sure it works later with the effects of the super science gone awry. #Monsterdon

Well I guess the abandoned building is slightly less wet

#Monsterdon #4DMan

Yes, stand under the tree to stay dry. When that tree gets soaked, you can move to another, dryer tree.

#monsterdon #4DMan

@paco #EpsteinClass

#monsterdon #4Dman1959

#monsterdon Scott! Scott, where are you going? I can only seduce your brother if you watch!

Someone needs to do some tending to that garden.

#Monsterdon

let the cucking begin
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it's 1959, they hadn't invented umbrellas yet

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Oh wow, look at all that goldenrod.

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#4Dman1959

Is he going to steal his brother's girl then turn him into a 4D monster? #Monsterdon #4Dman

"Tee hee tether ball!"
Does anyone have character motivation in this?
#Monsterdon

[sighs in tired, gay polyamory.]

#monsterdon #4dman

LIP SMACKIN'

IN

4-D #monsterdon

Wait, is this just a jazzier, US-made, semi-incestuous version of The Projected Man? #Monsterdon

@xerozohar "Now what we're doin' here, Bob, is we're installing a sprinkler system." #Monsterdon

Someone get out the piña coladas, they're already caught in the rain

#Monsterdon #4DMan

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has Elroy's voice not changed yet poor kid?

Tonight on This Old House: The Early Years #monsterdon

Y'know, it strikes me that if you're feeling down because your girl is macking on your brother, leaving them alone together may NOT be the brightest idea. #Monsterdon

She takes a ball right to the face

#monsterdon #4dman1959

@EmptySet wow that was quick! 🎉

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

I'm feeling ill just seeing that spinning merry-go-round thing. We had an identical one of those at my school as a kid.

I'm not good with spinny things.

#monsterdon

Sadly plays paddleball by himself....pouting.

#Monsterdon

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This movie is going to go 4D, but it has to go through hell first, I guess..

She would've dodged that ball if she was psychic
#monsterdon

"Scott? Scott? What's the matter? ... Oh well, _darn_, I guess I'm going to have to go home with the cuter brother. In a rainstorm. HOW CONVENIENT. Let's cuddle!"

#monsterdon

tetherball! IN 4D!!! #monsterdon

#monsterdon A maypole, without white and red ribbons! Sacrelige! It's supposed to be ... a symbolic... unnh... image...

Oh, it's like tethercat, but with a ball

#Monsterdon

Paddle tether?

#monsterdon #4DMan

This composer should be doing much better movies #Monsterdon

#ThirdWheel #Monsterdon

it's 1959, there's only one woman in science, you gotta share

#monsterdon #4dMan

"I forgot I had to do something."

The Chair needs polishing. #Monsterdon

Not shown during the merry-go-round-POV-scene: The cameraman barfing prodigiously

#monsterdon #4DMan

Aww, Scott feels rejected.

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

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Paddle tetherball?

still with that psychic shit and the mixed messages, are we teenagers again?

#Monsterdon

I wonder what’s happening back in the laboratory #monsterdon

Thanks, @cherizilla.

#monsterdon
#4DMan

"Sorry I remembered I hate to go guest star on Star Trek. Back in a bit." #monsterdon

Seems like Linda is about the little brother... Scott not a happy boy... enter playground bully mode. #monsterdon #4dman1959

pov carousel shot, okay goddard

#Monsterdon

Bonk!

#Monsterdon

Oh, duh, I guess the reason that guy looks like Robert Lansing, is because he is Robert Lansing! Oh, he was the human / alien in one of my favorite Star Trek episodes: "Assignment: Earth" (1968). Co-starring the imitable Teri Garr.

#Monsterdon

That is not how one snaps a towel. Stop doing it wrong! #Monsterdon #4DMan1959

Temu Tetherball

#monsterdon #4Dman1959

Hee.. It's boomer pickle ball. #Monsterdon #4Dman

This movie is like the TNG episode, "We'll always have Paris".

The A plot if tepid and dull, and we're all waiting for the fun B plot with the multiple Datas.

#monsterdon #4dman

Now go fast enough to throw each other off. #monsterdon

Is this... gonna turn into a stag film???

#Monsterdon

Nice to meet you. But since heteronormative culture doesn't let me hit on you in a creepy way, I'll be going now.
#monsterdon

wat

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"I forgot- I wore a jacket but no shirt."
#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

WTF is this movie?

The music changes so much. I’m confused.

#Monsterdon

i think Scott's gonna have to assassinate his brother.

#monsterdon #4DMan1959

That tether ball is going to hurt

#monsterdon
#4DMan

Dude, you are getting cucked so hard and he’s only been here a day. #Monsterdon

"Hey, either of you fancy a game of cuckball?"

#monsterdon

It's dizzy cam time!

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

oh my nose!
#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

You. Rang?

#monsterdon #4Dman1959

Gary Seven is soooo mopey! #Monsterdon #4DMan1959

Science Flirt! On the MERRY-GO-ROUND OF DEATH!

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These romantic scenes are hrutgkkn mu brainn e;fe ;

hey, they're going helter-skelter!

#monsterdon #4Dman1959

JUST TAKE YOUR TIME, MOVIE! WE"LL BE HERE ALL DAY!

#monsterdon #4dman

OKAY MOVIE, he's in love with his brother's fiance, WE GET IT. #monsterdon

More sci-fi movies need wacky merry-go-round scenes.
#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

Did she bring that dinnerparty dress to work with her? She changed at the office into that old thing?

Wow.

#monsterdon #4DMan

Scientist lady keeps heavily eying Tommy, and I'm thinking either she's gonna throw over Scott _hard_ for Tommy, or else we're talking imminent throuple in 3... 2...

#monsterdon

I'd be pretty weirded out if my brother's girlfriend was so into me #monsterdon

#monsterdon boy uh, the almost-fiancee is really throwing herself at her future brother in law huh, I'm sure it's fine

@arrjay So many plots would resolve if poly were allowed

#Monsterdon #4DMan

His heart belongs to pencils.

#monsterdon #4dman

Right, this also pre-dates test bans

#Monsterdon #4Dman1959

dinner and cigarettes, that blends well
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#4dman1959

Uh... does she know you want to ask her to marry you? #Monsterdon #4DMan1959 🎥🍿

Bro doesn't seem to give a damn.

"Oh not with that psychic bullshit again..."

#Monsterdon

"HoooOOOOooo, well, I know some nice guys too..."

#monsterdon #4Dman1959

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Special effects!

[paces back in forth] ... "Where is the monster?"

#bingo
#monsterdon
#4DMan

Any minute now he's going to get that chopstick through the metal sheet

#Monsterdon #4DMan

OOOH that guy back in the lab was "Animal" in Stalag 17!!!

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Tony, don't be a bitch, let Scott turn you into a bitch. A science bitch. There's extra hardware in her hair, yeah? She's no good around an MRI machine. Ooops there goes your perm...

Be careful about licking the science. Sometimes it can have bad reactions. #monsterdon

if they'll play the music just a little louder we won't have to hear them talk

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959 "she's gonna make me do a tarot reading isn't she"

hey, it's the same spot they used for captain pike's picnic with vena!

#monsterdon #4Dman1959

$20 bucks for a nice dinner like that? About $270 in todays money. #monsterdon #4dman1959

What a dress! #monsterdon

tony got the children’s menu with crayons #monsterdon

"Because I'm psychic ... and I like to dance."

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

I always bring a large sketch pad to an elegant dinner out.
#Monsterdon

Were people actually that color in the 50s? It's like halfway between burnt leather and sunburn, #Monsterdon #4DMan1959

Look at that groovy wallpaper!

#Monsterdon
#4DMan

I think Linda is poly

#Monsterdon #4DMan

a restaurant that serves dishes flambe *and* has crayons at the table? now I've seen everything

#Monsterdon