Holy shit, did he just kill him??
#Monsterdon

Whoah. When things happen in this film, they happen fast! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon no Scott!! Don't kill your sexy doctor Brian!!!

Nice aging effect. We have strong positive monster ID. #monsterdon

oh god he made him old!

#monsterdon

I got bored and stopped watching.

Now watching Kennie J.D. and her review of Queen Charlotte uwu

#Monsterdon

@crowbriarhexe @jivens 😂

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

Oops. You just sucked Brian's life force out of him. He's just a withered husk now.

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

I did warn you all.
This guy is awful at baking.
Flour your hands not your head you goon!
#Monsterdon

Ach, meester president... #Monsterdon

He just penetrated that man to death!

#Monsterdon

Way to be uncertain about the identity of the guy you already let into your house

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

ok this is getting good now

#monsterdon

Uh oh, he's the King Midas of the 4th Dimension!

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Oh cool. I didn't expect that.

Good work surprisingly me, movie.

he old manned him!
#Monsterdon

He's never acted like this before. He never killed people by aging them to death!
#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

congrats you just fucked up your first guy real bad

supervillainy time

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Meth happened since last night #monsterdon

OHNOEZ I HAVE DEVELOPED THE POWER OF KILLING WITH JAZZ

#Monsterdon

Again with the commercial breaks!

#monsterdon

Oops! Part II. #Monsterdon #4Dman

That's happening to us right now, you know.

#monsterdon #4dman

BONGOS OF RAPID AGING #monsterdon

Ut oh!

#Monsterdon

I hope Scott leaves ”just a little grey at the sides” when he dyes his hair for public appearances.

#Monsterdon
#4DMan

I like scotts aqua marine lounger

#Monsterdon

"Scott, is that you?"

Yeah, I'm slightly greyer now. Fell in a vat of paint thinner. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I need to be alone. I am going to wander this dark graveyard with a box of kleenex...

what's happened to you, scott? You're covered in talcum powder!

#monsterdon #4Dman1959

WAIT, we've been watching this for almost an hour and just got to the 4D stuff? Man this movie is slow.
#Monsterdon #4Dman

So, he changed the molecular structure of that apple then ate it. Risky business, Scot. #Monsterdon #4DMan1959 🎥🍿

#monsterdon Tx accent: "Tamperin' with mailboxes is a FEDERAL FELONY!!!"

that's Scott, still polite enough to use doorbells.

#monsterdon

Tell Carson he can bite me. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959 interfereing with the mail, nice ability

also you could assassinate someone with this power

do I know you OLD MAN?
#Monsterdon

Damn Scotty, 50 bands! Get it! Lets goooooo #monsterdon #4dman1959

Next he's going to fall right through the floor!

#monsterdon
#4DMan

@jivens

Wish granted. You have one wish remaining.

#Monsterdon

Oo, Mr. Beefschwartz #Monsterdon

Order, eh? Who does 'e think 'e is? #Monsterdon #4DMan1959

You go ashy gray if you wear your shoes to bed 🤮 #monsterdon

AND THE CLOCK STILL SHOWS MIDNIGHT

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

Oh no! The fourth dimension is full of ash powder!

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

(Er, to be clear, one only has to take one's clothes off if one's whole body is involved, like if you want to walk through a wall or something.)

#Monsterdon

Smash cut to…

#Monsterdon

$50,000!! There was a time when you could buy a house with that and get change back. #Monsterdon #4Dman

Scotty put on 20 years. in a few hours. #monsterdon #4dman1959

“Nobody will ever earn a jewelry sales commission from me ever again!!” #Monsterdon

"He doesn't sound like Scott!"

Eh, everybody sounds 4-D over the phones. #Monsterdon

This is where the writers were told not to think about whether he could pull things he was holding in his hand through the metal or just his hand.

#monsterdon
#4Dman1959

heyyyy i saw that, that "$50000" was pasted on #monsterdon

that's not so much Old Scott as "dropped the dust bag" Scott.

#monsterdon

feeling a little hungover…i got wayyy too 4D last night bro #monsterdon

Scott being bi and doing crimes #monsterdon #4dman1959

So this is the classic Invisible Man scenario. Incredible power corrupts a man (who is already slightly corrupt to begin with).
#Monsterdon #4Dman

@davesdogmaggie He was tired after a hard night of stealing. #Monsterdon #4DMan1959 🎥🍿

@Taweret I'm hoping for an apple pen moment
#Monsterdon

OK but seriously imagine how well coordinated you have to be to put your hand through a mailbox, pick out one envelope, and make that specific envelope go into the fourth dimension or whatever along with your hand so you can pull it out

To think we could have had an hour of figuring that out instead of an hour of *waves hands*

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

The fourth fucking dimension and it's STILL just shit about my car's extended warranty!

#monsterdon

*chuckle* I’m going to save so much money on stamps #Monsterdon

Sleeping like that he's gonna get SIDS. #Monsterdon

@nev that's gotta be a Niven book, right?

#monsterdon

this hooligan messes up a window display? is there no end to his madness???

#Monsterdon

DO FOUR DIMENSIONAL CRIMES #Monsterdon

Scott, your tongue is out of phase #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959 sleaze man with shitty stolen powerpoint

sometimes office life do be like that

He's turning into cement?
Now he's The Absorbing Man?
#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

And that's why jewelry shops no longer leave diamonds out overnight.
#monsterdon

This turned into a super science fueled crime spree pretty quick. #Monsterdon

Stomach sleeper

#monsterdon #4Dman1959

No, don't! This it the 50s! That's a Red Delicious! #Monsterdon #4DMan1959

Schroedinger's apple.

#monsterdon

Too bad ATMs were not really a thing then otherwise Scott would be snatching Jacksons #monsterdon #4dman1959

something something eat an apple to make them look evil #monsterdon

OK, the bright line across his arm to represent the glass is a pretty great idea.

#monsterdon #4DMan

when you're too hungry to wait until the store opens, i guess.

#monsterdon #4DMan1959

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does sticking your hand awkwardly into a mailbox, pulling out a letter and immediately smelling it count as 'physical comedy' for bingo purposes

Was jewelry really left in the display window at night in the fifties?

#monsterdon
#4Dman1959

halfway thru the movie and we have some snappy jazz that doesn't go with the movie and some "El Chavo del Ocho" fx.
#monsterdon
#4dman1959

I've started daydreaming about better works this very tangentially reminds me of, like the movie retelling of Othello that's set in the 1960s London jazz scene, or the sci-fi book where there's sentient cat people who can merge with objects like that except it only works if you take all your clothes off

#Monsterdon

scott's gone supervillain

#monsterdon

#monsterdon ok I like the blue line of light as a "reaching through glass" effect, very good

Jerry's went out of business later that week.

#monsterdon #4dman

@Louisa i’ve been amusing myself in lulls by pretending it’s Damian Lewis in an extremely ill chosen remake #monsterdon

mailboxes and fruit. this is what we're doing with our sci-fi powers huh

#monsterdon

I mean, it's at least super convenient Scott can loan his power to the other objects and pass them through...

#monsterdon

Scott, that's grand larceny. #monsterdon

Dude, you’re using your powers to tamper with US Mail?? Do you know how much trouble you could get in?

#Monsterdon

Ah, the world before mass surveillance. #Monsterdon

4D'ing that is a federal crime, mister! #Monsterdon #4DMan1959

Is that Charlie Parker on sax?

#monsterdon #4dman1959

Scott no that's federal government business, don't phase through the mailbox

#Monsterdon

Academic research funding intrigue? This really is The Projected Man #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Liesure Suit Boss… squealy voice little science piggy.

@bstacey @davesdogmaggie 👏

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

This movie is making me dislike jazz. The Owlbear will not forgive this betrayal.

#Monsterdon

Ah, the good ol’ days, when you could slide across the seat in the car.

#Monsterdon

okay that fake glass paint is literally the worst effect of the film. so far.

#monsterdon #4Dman1959