when you're too hungry to wait until the store opens, i guess.

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does sticking your hand awkwardly into a mailbox, pulling out a letter and immediately smelling it count as 'physical comedy' for bingo purposes

Was jewelry really left in the display window at night in the fifties?

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halfway thru the movie and we have some snappy jazz that doesn't go with the movie and some "El Chavo del Ocho" fx.
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I've started daydreaming about better works this very tangentially reminds me of, like the movie retelling of Othello that's set in the 1960s London jazz scene, or the sci-fi book where there's sentient cat people who can merge with objects like that except it only works if you take all your clothes off

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scott's gone supervillain

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#monsterdon ok I like the blue line of light as a "reaching through glass" effect, very good

Jerry's went out of business later that week.

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@Louisa i’ve been amusing myself in lulls by pretending it’s Damian Lewis in an extremely ill chosen remake #monsterdon

mailboxes and fruit. this is what we're doing with our sci-fi powers huh

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I mean, it's at least super convenient Scott can loan his power to the other objects and pass them through...

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Scott, that's grand larceny. #monsterdon

Ah, the world before mass surveillance. #Monsterdon

Dude, you’re using your powers to tamper with US Mail?? Do you know how much trouble you could get in?

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4D'ing that is a federal crime, mister! #Monsterdon #4DMan1959

Is that Charlie Parker on sax?

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Scott no that's federal government business, don't phase through the mailbox

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Academic research funding intrigue? This really is The Projected Man #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Liesure Suit Boss… squealy voice little science piggy.

@bstacey @davesdogmaggie 👏

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This movie is making me dislike jazz. The Owlbear will not forgive this betrayal.

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Ah, the good ol’ days, when you could slide across the seat in the car.

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okay that fake glass paint is literally the worst effect of the film. so far.

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This man and X The Man With X-Ray eyes could do wonders for surgery, remodeling, and car repair.

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gonna steal a letter? that's a federal offense, buddy.

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So nothing zapped him? No bath in random chemicals? He's just all the sudden 4D? What? #Monsterdon #4Dman

That maibox dates it! But wait, is he a mail thief? That’s a federal crime! #Monsterdon

(Sticks hands in mailbox)

Uh oh, shit's about to get FEDERAL!

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Mail fraud is the gateway felony. #Monsterdon

So Scot is Jet and Tony is a Shark, have I got that right?

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This is just the pick-me-up Scott needed, I think

letter be, letter be! heed these words of

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@trixter IN FOUR DIMENSIONS #monsterdon

"I've always wanted to pull mail out of a mailbox."

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#Monsterdon #4DMan1959 why does he keep putting his fucking hand through it???

@jeffron Things I never thought we would be asking in this movie

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Now you've done it, Scott, you're gonna get the postal inspectors on you. #Monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie "The man in the laboratory is Dr. Scott Nelson. A hard worker, a good scientist. Quick with a joke or to light up your smoke. He's engaged to be engaged to the lovely girl in the blue dress. But Dr. Nelson is about to make a discovery that goes beyond the boundaries of known science. He is about to learn firsthand the distance between aspiration and reality, a trip that will take him directly through... the Friend Zone."

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Just take the car and go home
Sure, you got a windshield for it?

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okay, props for having a self aware protagonist. this movie is kinda too good to be interesting, but too bad to be good.

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kiss damn it!

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"You can have my girlfriend.... I took your research!"

That coulda been a decent idea, with a bit more work...

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Parker is giving off solid Anton Chigurh vibes.

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@hollie@social.coop Also so you can try out interesting tie knots! It's such a shame everyone does either a half windsor or full windsor when there are so many alternatives.

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STEALING APPLES IS NOT A FELONY
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Scott says it's over, buddy

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RE: https://hachyderm.io/@SnoopJ/116078026753059258

I mean, same, Scott. It changed me, too.

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feeling up the u.s. male maybe

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Some *body* once told me,
My brainwaves were a little diff'rent.
I ain't the most Pauli-exclusive tool in the shed.
She was looking kinda great,
With her finger and her thumb,
halfway through the Corgonite plate. #Monsterdon #4DMan1959

Scott, that's a federal crime #monsterdon

slaps him on face
hand passes right through
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Letters.. that's a felony dude.

Also, I am not sure about the theory here, cuz it's your hand and anything you grab? Or... wut?

@paco pyjama ties were all the rage in the late 50s.

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Please, let your brother fuck off into a nice steel block. #monsterdon

Scot keeps getting stuck in things. I’d watch a whole 3 hour sweeping drama about that.

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“My brainwaves acted differently” they’re amplified by horn sections #Monsterdon

@alvin The brothers are the Nelsons and the old boss is Carson, I think. #monsterdon #4dman

why does Scott need to pull away?

can't he just phase out now?

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BONGOS OF BROTHERHOOD #monsterdon

Bongo drummer seems down with the idea. #Monsterdon #4Dman

"I don't care what I said! A woman scorned me and now I'm evil!" #Monsterdon

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CRAZY clarinet mailbox pressing!

The Jazz is in him now. Changing him.
Building it's power.

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@paco Yes

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@LuluHelle can’t leave these brothers unsupervised for a second #monsterdon

#monsterdon Roy smells fear, science, and clackity typewriters. Scott has a case of mannequin hands.

#monsterdon Rusty Venture and Brock Sampson (chuckling): "Yeah, we had those mustaches"

Wait, I thought the brothers were the Carsons? I've been confused this whole time #monsterdon

Tonight's Episode: The Cat Who Could Walk Through Walls or Jazz Powers Activate. #Monsterdon #4dman1959

maybe his blood is powered by the nicotine!
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The jazz bumps to every point in the dialogue are awesome

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And this is when Scott was recruited by the Supervisors #monsterdon

I wish these two would just make out in the car #Monsterdon

Ok, I do like that they’re using several kinds of special effects to show the hand-in-metal thingy #Monsterdon

Lololool The monty-python esque animation of the hand through the block

Top notch

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When does he drive through the mountain?

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"...I wonder where those notes are"

Oh, sure, now you don't blast some trumpets.

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He has UH-cult powers

These people smoke to much
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So the difference between Joe Biden at 11:00am and Joe Biden at 11:00pm is a robe? He keeps the same shirt and tie all day, but just changes into a robe for bed?

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Ruhroh!

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lol, scott's smoking again...during the Science....

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Did Terry Gilliam animate that special effect

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I mean, if they get in a crash, they can just shift thru the wreckage...

So, now he's Kitty Pryde?
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My current plan is to steal the Pink Panther from an impenetrable safe.. <SHAWOW BUDUMP SHHHING>

"Scott. The amplifier isn't working. You did it by yourself."

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#monsterdon Scott looks a lot like adult Anthony Michael Hall

he's got a 4-D brain!

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Oh an actual special effect
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"Scott, the amplifier isn't working. You WILLED it. WILLED!!!!"

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“Believe it? I did it” told you it wouldn’t be his hand #Monsterdon

He likes penetrating that steel block with his whole hand.

This movie should be banned.

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@blue Sounds like a mistake

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You look terrible!

I'm fine, I just need another smoke!

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@socketwench@masto.hackers.town It's not science if you don't replicate the experiment!

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booteneer theif

kinda like to see the movie this soundtrack belongs to

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"equipment wasn't on, Scott!"

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All you need is a couple of electromagnets and steely will and you can to ANYTHING

Or a steel willy doesn't matter really

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