She said it! She said the thing! #monsterdon

So… if he phases into a dude, the dude ages to death?

I… what?

#Monsterdon

He even had Schwartz's fingerprints!
#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

Line really got away from him there. Couldn't remember Cargonite. #Monsterdon #4Dman

HOW!?

#monsterdon #4dman

Brian, I have a bad case of THE GREEN SCREEN!!!

Also, I just accidentally Cain & Abel’d you

#Monsterdon

TONIGHT ON UNSOLVED MYSTERIES

#monsterdon #4DMan

Oh finally we have consequences #monsterdon

TECHNOBABBLE

IN

4-D #monsterdon

Scotty killed Brian, you bastard! #monsterdon #4dman1959

Dude, you jumbled around his internal organs when you stuck your hands right through him.

#Monsterdon

Wow they did use special effects 🫥👴 #Monsterdon #4DMan

so, he's in trouble, he can't go to his brother, the first person he thinks of is a guy who apparently lives by himself --- oh no! brian!

#monsterdon #4DMan1959

POMADE'S BACK for Scott.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon

There must be a relationship between the Force Field, and this Cargonite.. but we haven't thought about people..

What are you talking about?

these MFers don't really care about him, why are they frontin?

#monsterdon

Holy shit, did he just kill him??
#Monsterdon

Whoah. When things happen in this film, they happen fast! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon no Scott!! Don't kill your sexy doctor Brian!!!

I love how jazzy this ominous science is #monsterdon

oh god he made him old!

#monsterdon

Nice aging effect. We have strong positive monster ID. #monsterdon

I got bored and stopped watching.

Now watching Kennie J.D. and her review of Queen Charlotte uwu

#Monsterdon

@crowbriarhexe @jivens 😂

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

Oops. You just sucked Brian's life force out of him. He's just a withered husk now.

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

I did warn you all.
This guy is awful at baking.
Flour your hands not your head you goon!
#Monsterdon

Ach, meester president... #Monsterdon

He just penetrated that man to death!

#Monsterdon

Way to be uncertain about the identity of the guy you already let into your house

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

ok this is getting good now

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Oh cool. I didn't expect that.

Good work surprisingly me, movie.

Uh oh, he's the King Midas of the 4th Dimension!

#Monsterdon

he old manned him!
#Monsterdon

He's never acted like this before. He never killed people by aging them to death!
#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

congrats you just fucked up your first guy real bad

supervillainy time

#monsterdon #4Dman1959

Meth happened since last night #monsterdon

OHNOEZ I HAVE DEVELOPED THE POWER OF KILLING WITH JAZZ

#Monsterdon

Again with the commercial breaks!

#monsterdon

Oops! Part II. #Monsterdon #4Dman

That's happening to us right now, you know.

#monsterdon #4dman

BONGOS OF RAPID AGING #monsterdon

all good jazz songs sample a ringing phone of some sort

#Monsterdon

Ut oh!

#Monsterdon

I hope Scott leaves ”just a little grey at the sides” when he dyes his hair for public appearances.

#Monsterdon
#4DMan

The first thing everyone does when they find out their mutant power is to rob a bank.

#Monsterdon

I like scotts aqua marine lounger

#Monsterdon

"Scott, is that you?"

Yeah, I'm slightly greyer now. Fell in a vat of paint thinner. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I need to be alone. I am going to wander this dark graveyard with a box of kleenex...

what's happened to you, scott? You're covered in talcum powder!

#monsterdon #4Dman1959

WAIT, we've been watching this for almost an hour and just got to the 4D stuff? Man this movie is slow.
#Monsterdon #4Dman

So, he changed the molecular structure of that apple then ate it. Risky business, Scot. #Monsterdon #4DMan1959 🎥🍿

#monsterdon Tx accent: "Tamperin' with mailboxes is a FEDERAL FELONY!!!"

that's Scott, still polite enough to use doorbells.

#monsterdon

Tell Carson he can bite me. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959 interfereing with the mail, nice ability

also you could assassinate someone with this power

do I know you OLD MAN?
#Monsterdon

Next he's going to fall right through the floor!

#monsterdon
#4DMan

Damn Scotty, 50 bands! Get it! Lets goooooo #monsterdon #4dman1959

@jivens

Wish granted. You have one wish remaining.

#Monsterdon

Oo, Mr. Beefschwartz #Monsterdon

Order, eh? Who does 'e think 'e is? #Monsterdon #4DMan1959

You go ashy gray if you wear your shoes to bed 🤮 #monsterdon

AND THE CLOCK STILL SHOWS MIDNIGHT

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

Oh no! The fourth dimension is full of ash powder!

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

(Er, to be clear, one only has to take one's clothes off if one's whole body is involved, like if you want to walk through a wall or something.)

#Monsterdon

Smash cut to…

#Monsterdon

"Oh no! My complexion!"

#monsterdon #4dman1959

$50,000!! There was a time when you could buy a house with that and get change back. #Monsterdon #4Dman

Scotty put on 20 years. in a few hours. #monsterdon #4dman1959

“Nobody will ever earn a jewelry sales commission from me ever again!!” #Monsterdon

"He doesn't sound like Scott!"

Eh, everybody sounds 4-D over the phones. #Monsterdon

This is where the writers were told not to think about whether he could pull things he was holding in his hand through the metal or just his hand.

#monsterdon
#4Dman1959

heyyyy i saw that, that "$50000" was pasted on #monsterdon

that's not so much Old Scott as "dropped the dust bag" Scott.

#monsterdon

feeling a little hungover…i got wayyy too 4D last night bro #monsterdon

Scott being bi and doing crimes #monsterdon #4dman1959

Oh my god, Scott...

You look old enough to hit on Linda

#Monsterdon

So this is the classic Invisible Man scenario. Incredible power corrupts a man (who is already slightly corrupt to begin with).
#Monsterdon #4Dman

@davesdogmaggie He was tired after a hard night of stealing. #Monsterdon #4DMan1959 🎥🍿

@Taweret I'm hoping for an apple pen moment
#Monsterdon

OK but seriously imagine how well coordinated you have to be to put your hand through a mailbox, pick out one envelope, and make that specific envelope go into the fourth dimension or whatever along with your hand so you can pull it out

To think we could have had an hour of figuring that out instead of an hour of *waves hands*

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

he wakes up with the pillow merged into his head....

#monsterdon

The fourth fucking dimension and it's STILL just shit about my car's extended warranty!

#monsterdon

*chuckle* I’m going to save so much money on stamps #Monsterdon

Sleeping like that he's gonna get SIDS. #Monsterdon

@nev that's gotta be a Niven book, right?

#monsterdon

this hooligan messes up a window display? is there no end to his madness???

#Monsterdon

DO FOUR DIMENSIONAL CRIMES #Monsterdon

Scott, your tongue is out of phase #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959 sleaze man with shitty stolen powerpoint

sometimes office life do be like that

He's turning into cement?
Now he's The Absorbing Man?
#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

And that's why jewelry shops no longer leave diamonds out overnight.
#monsterdon

This turned into a super science fueled crime spree pretty quick. #Monsterdon

Stomach sleeper

#monsterdon #4Dman1959

No, don't! This it the 50s! That's a Red Delicious! #Monsterdon #4DMan1959

Schroedinger's apple.

#monsterdon

Too bad ATMs were not really a thing then otherwise Scott would be snatching Jacksons #monsterdon #4dman1959

something something eat an apple to make them look evil #monsterdon

OK, the bright line across his arm to represent the glass is a pretty great idea.

#monsterdon #4DMan

you reckon eating the apple is a biblical metaphor

#Monsterdon