That is 4-year-old level of subtlety: “What notes?” While prominently covering them up

#Monsterdon

THis is a nightmare- I'm going to quit this gig and become a secretary for my uncle Barnaby Jones.

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

The music says murder. Run, Carson.

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#4Dman1959

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#4Dman1959
THROUGH the door. Get it? Get it?

Okay, "through the door" is the only good line in this movie. #Monsterdon

"I want... A PONY." #monsterdon

Wait, was that a joke? #Monsterdon #4DMan1959

"Through" the door.
#Monsterdon

Unless an improv jazz dance group in leotards start snake dancing, this music is unacceptable for this scene.
#Monsterdon

the power to move through matter...and hypnotize...

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@CactuarJoe Betcha that's how they make the strawberry candies with the liquid center. #Monsterdon #4DMan1959 🎥🍿

"...what notes"

tsst-tsst-tsst-ka-ka-ka-tsst-tsst-tsst

#Monsterdon #4DMan

Scott just rolled a 20 in intimidation. #Monsterdon #4Dman

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wut?

Lots of hi-hat shenanigans in this #Monsterdon

Convenient that the Force Field Machine *just* fits in the Kargonite machine.

#monsterdon #4DMan

Ladies and gentlemen, the LEAST SUBTLE MAN on EARTH #Monsterdon

COMPOSITE SHOTS

IN

4-D #monsterdon

HE'S ROTOSCOPED!

#monsterdon #4dman

“Through the door…“ #Monsterdon

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He's scatting now.. science scatobabble.

@elaterite It sounds like part of the Twin Peaks soundtrack right now. #Monsterdon #4DMan1959

@allanb Cool. Was jazz music involved?
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Empty shields are the mark of high academia #Monsterdon

Why are you wasting time opening doors?

#monsterdon #4dman1959

THROUGH THE DOOR GET IT ar ar ar ar ar ar ar

#monsterdon #4Dman1959

I guess he gets to decide if he’s going through a particular piece of matter. #Monsterdon

Roy looks like part Greg Bovino and part Nigel Farage...

#Monsterdon

Well I would have noticed a missing fire ax...
#Monsterdon #4DMan

How is he not falling through the floor?

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All these security guards are goofy #monsterdon #4dman1959

That guy's overly concerned about lunch. #Monsterdon #4DMan1959 🎥🍿

ARE YOU

THINKING IT?

#monsterdon

"Are You Thinking" poster.

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

The drummer is having too much fun in this movie!

#Monsterdon

The hi-hat of no smoking in this area

#Monsterdon

anything new up your sleeve? accidentally stumble into any other dimensions? #monsterdon

@apLundell world's best blanker
#Monsterdon

Okay that four dimensional double talk kind of explains how he gets that particular super power.

#monsterdon
#4Dman1959

Why do they keep making transporter noises?
#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

“I can see that with objects, but not with a person” yeah we’ve head that about you #Monsterdon

BONGOS OF SUBTERFUGE #monsterdon

NO. It's NOT in my head, this old man is trying to fuck, damnit

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

Scott is not a likeable character, even before he had bad fx applied to him.
#monsterdon
#4dman1959

I'm working on updog
#monsterdon

Absorb this fancy office prick. #Monsterdon #4DMan1959

HI-HAT OF STEALTH #monsterdon

"Scott, will you just go and get laid? For everyone's sake?"

#monsterdon

A person cosplaying as the doctor is dead in the doctor's home.

"Oh. That's terrible"

#monsterdon

How did he driver his car to work if he can't touch anything?
Or did doing the life drain thing make him corporeal again?
#Monsterdon #4DMan

@Taweret

Evergreen.

#Monsterdon

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going back into your locker high hat

I went to peel a couple of oranges. Did I miss anything?
#Monsterdon

"Anything new up your sleeve?"
"nah, the Star Trek thing didn't work out" #monsterdon

Roy the only body they should be finding is yours #JusticeForBrian #monsterdon #4dman1959

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Are you thinking about
security
from people in the 4th dimension?

People matter is made from different elements. Science! Technobabble! #Monsterdon #4DMan1959

May the Schwartz be with you.
#Monsterdon #4Dman

As usual I don't know what's happening. But I do know that what's happening is not monster-y or scary. Just boring with a side of jazz I guess?

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Does Scott have False eyelashes?

#Monsterdon
#4DMan

And his Schwartz was as big as mine. #Monsterdon #4Dman

"What do you think of Roy Parker?"

"I like him. I like his pens."

#monsterdon #4Dman1959

"that's like the fourth dimension" yeah ok lol

#monsterdon

that doesn't make any sense

#monsterdon

Anything new? Well, other than sucking the life force out of people, same old same old.
#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

I wonder if we're finally seeing an appearance of the fourth dimension - the aging

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

Oh, whoops, I lost track of the generic white guys in this film again #Monsterdon

people just Turn Old sometimes!

#monsterdon

Title drop! (Sort of) #Monsterdon

"speeded up"
#Monsterdon #4DMan

I see scotty found a drugist open early with some just for men to cover up some of that gray. #monsterdon #4dman1959

Why do his clothes stay on? Why doesn't he fall into the earth?

"This movie exhibits 2 dimensional thinking."
-- Spock

#4dMan1959 #Monsterdon

"That's like ... the fourth dimension!"

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

The Schwartz is with Scott

#monsterdon #4Dman1959

FOURTH DIMENSION MENTIONED

FINALLY

#monsterdon

Is that what they thought aging was like? That's just too many cigarettes. Did you 4D a pack directly into his lung? #Monsterdon #4DMan1959

My problem with phasing powers how come people don't fall thru the floor when walking thru a wall #monsterdon

"That's like the 4th dimension" Well.. No. Not at all. But keep going. #Monsterdon #4Dman

Did Lee’s hair color change?

#Monsterdon

Well that escalated quickly

And without much clear explanation

#Monsterdon

WE HAVE A TITLE DROP #Monsterdon

RE: https://mstdn.social/@davesdogmaggie/116078051505082524

🤌🏾 #Monsterdon #4DMan1959 🎥🍿

Does it still count if it is only accidental 4D vampirism? #Monsterdon

@SnoopJ I thought when he answered the phone facing away from us, that his face/arm would be hideously deformed. But he reacted badly to the mirror. What changed? Is his hair slightly more grey? Is he older? #Monsterdon #4DMan1959 Oh noes he killed Brian accidentally!

Yeah, sure, that makes sense, why not.
#monsterdon

She said it! She said the thing! #monsterdon

So… if he phases into a dude, the dude ages to death?

I… what?

#Monsterdon

He even had Schwartz's fingerprints!
#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

Line really got away from him there. Couldn't remember Cargonite. #Monsterdon #4Dman

HOW!?

#monsterdon #4dman

Brian, I have a bad case of THE GREEN SCREEN!!!

Also, I just accidentally Cain & Abel’d you

#Monsterdon

TONIGHT ON UNSOLVED MYSTERIES

#monsterdon #4DMan

Oh finally we have consequences #monsterdon

TECHNOBABBLE

IN

4-D #monsterdon

Scotty killed Brian, you bastard! #monsterdon #4dman1959

Wow they did use special effects 🫥👴 #Monsterdon #4DMan

POMADE'S BACK for Scott.

#monsterdon

so, he's in trouble, he can't go to his brother, the first person he thinks of is a guy who apparently lives by himself --- oh no! brian!

#monsterdon #4DMan1959

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There must be a relationship between the Force Field, and this Cargonite.. but we haven't thought about people..

What are you talking about?

these MFers don't really care about him, why are they frontin?

#monsterdon