This man and X The Man With X-Ray eyes could do wonders for surgery, remodeling, and car repair.

#monsterdon #4dman

gonna steal a letter? that's a federal offense, buddy.

#monsterdon #4DMan1959

That maibox dates it! But wait, is he a mail thief? That’s a federal crime! #Monsterdon

So nothing zapped him? No bath in random chemicals? He's just all the sudden 4D? What? #Monsterdon #4Dman

(Sticks hands in mailbox)

Uh oh, shit's about to get FEDERAL!

#Monsterdon

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This is just the pick-me-up Scott needed, I think

So Scot is Jet and Tony is a Shark, have I got that right?

#Monsterdon

Mail fraud is the gateway felony. #Monsterdon

letter be, letter be! heed these words of

#monsterdon #4Dman1959

@trixter IN FOUR DIMENSIONS #monsterdon

"I've always wanted to pull mail out of a mailbox."

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959 why does he keep putting his fucking hand through it???

@jeffron Things I never thought we would be asking in this movie

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

Now you've done it, Scott, you're gonna get the postal inspectors on you. #Monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie "The man in the laboratory is Dr. Scott Nelson. A hard worker, a good scientist. Quick with a joke or to light up your smoke. He's engaged to be engaged to the lovely girl in the blue dress. But Dr. Nelson is about to make a discovery that goes beyond the boundaries of known science. He is about to learn firsthand the distance between aspiration and reality, a trip that will take him directly through... the Friend Zone."

#Monsterdon

Just take the car and go home
Sure, you got a windshield for it?

#Monsterdon

kiss damn it!

#Monsterdon

okay, props for having a self aware protagonist. this movie is kinda too good to be interesting, but too bad to be good.

#monsterdon #4DMan1959

"You can have my girlfriend.... I took your research!"

That coulda been a decent idea, with a bit more work...

#monsterdon

Parker is giving off solid Anton Chigurh vibes.

#monsterdon #4dman1959

@hollie@social.coop Also so you can try out interesting tie knots! It's such a shame everyone does either a half windsor or full windsor when there are so many alternatives.

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

STEALING APPLES IS NOT A FELONY
#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

Scott says it's over, buddy

#Monsterdon

RE: https://hachyderm.io/@SnoopJ/116078026753059258

I mean, same, Scott. It changed me, too.

#Monsterdon

feeling up the u.s. male maybe

#monsterdon #4Dman1959

Scott, that's a federal crime #monsterdon

slaps him on face
hand passes right through
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon

Letters.. that's a felony dude.

Also, I am not sure about the theory here, cuz it's your hand and anything you grab? Or... wut?

@paco pyjama ties were all the rage in the late 50s.

#Monsterdon
#4DMan

Please, let your brother fuck off into a nice steel block. #monsterdon

@alvin The brothers are the Nelsons and the old boss is Carson, I think. #monsterdon #4dman

Scot keeps getting stuck in things. I’d watch a whole 3 hour sweeping drama about that.

#Monsterdon

“My brainwaves acted differently” they’re amplified by horn sections #Monsterdon

why does Scott need to pull away?

can't he just phase out now?

#monsterdon

BONGOS OF BROTHERHOOD #monsterdon

Bongo drummer seems down with the idea. #Monsterdon #4Dman

"I don't care what I said! A woman scorned me and now I'm evil!" #Monsterdon

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CRAZY clarinet mailbox pressing!

The Jazz is in him now. Changing him.
Building it's power.

#monsterdon #4dman

@paco Yes

#Monsterdon

@LuluHelle can’t leave these brothers unsupervised for a second #monsterdon

#monsterdon Roy smells fear, science, and clackity typewriters. Scott has a case of mannequin hands.

Wait, I thought the brothers were the Carsons? I've been confused this whole time #monsterdon

Tonight's Episode: The Cat Who Could Walk Through Walls or Jazz Powers Activate. #Monsterdon #4dman1959

maybe his blood is powered by the nicotine!
#monsterdon
#4dman1959

The jazz bumps to every point in the dialogue are awesome

#Monsterdon

And this is when Scott was recruited by the Supervisors #monsterdon

I wish these two would just make out in the car #Monsterdon

Ok, I do like that they’re using several kinds of special effects to show the hand-in-metal thingy #Monsterdon

Lololool The monty-python esque animation of the hand through the block

Top notch

#monsterdon #4DMan

When does he drive through the mountain?

#monsterdon

#monsterdon
#4Dman1959
He has UH-cult powers

"...I wonder where those notes are"

Oh, sure, now you don't blast some trumpets.

#Monsterdon #4DMan

These people smoke to much
#Monsterdon

So the difference between Joe Biden at 11:00am and Joe Biden at 11:00pm is a robe? He keeps the same shirt and tie all day, but just changes into a robe for bed?

#monsterdon

Ruhroh!

#Monsterdon
#4DMan

lol, scott's smoking again...during the Science....

#Monsterdon

Did Terry Gilliam animate that special effect

#Monsterdon

So, now he's Kitty Pryde?
#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

@peterries #monsterdon

I mean, if they get in a crash, they can just shift thru the wreckage...

#monsterdon

My current plan is to steal the Pink Panther from an impenetrable safe.. <SHAWOW BUDUMP SHHHING>

"Scott. The amplifier isn't working. You did it by yourself."

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

#monsterdon Scott looks a lot like adult Anthony Michael Hall

he's got a 4-D brain!

#monsterdon

Oh an actual special effect
#Monsterdon #4DMan

"Scott, the amplifier isn't working. You WILLED it. WILLED!!!!"

#Monsterdon

“Believe it? I did it” told you it wouldn’t be his hand #Monsterdon

@blue Sounds like a mistake

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

He likes penetrating that steel block with his whole hand.

This movie should be banned.

#Monsterdon

You look terrible!

I'm fine, I just need another smoke!

#monsterdon

@socketwench@masto.hackers.town It's not science if you don't replicate the experiment!

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

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booteneer theif

kinda like to see the movie this soundtrack belongs to

#monsterdon #4Dman1959

"equipment wasn't on, Scott!"

#monsterdon

All you need is a couple of electromagnets and steely will and you can to ANYTHING

Or a steel willy doesn't matter really

#Monsterdon

Why bother with a file folder? That's like two papers. They did have paper clips and/or staples back then, yes? #Monsterdon #4DMan1959

and chinless doesn't even have the balls to start his own thing with the stolen homework, he tries to hand them off to his boss like some dog with last night's dinner out of the trash can.

#monsterdon #4DMan1959

"by the third time I did it, I didn't feel any pain at all. All the nerves in my hand must be dead. "



#Monsterdon #4DMan

“Where are my notes?” “They’re around here somewhere” #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Nicotine is the key to penetrating the steel.

Tony! Tony! It's a composite shot, Tony! #Monsterdon

"...this time I want to try it without the rod, just use my hand"
"uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....."

#Monsterdon #4DMan

Does this guy sleep in a necktie? #Monsterdon

so, we gotta kill Roy.

wait there's not any killing in this one is there.

#monsterdon

Now that Linda wants to be with Tony, Scott should elope with the metal block

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

God: “Sorry, you’re on your own, do you have any pencils?” #Monsterdon

Why is he wearing a robe with a shirt and tie?

#Monsterdon

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Exciting revelation high hat

Chekov's overhead lighting

#monsterdon
#4DMan

He's so upset about his hand in the block. If it was me, I would be bragging to everyone.

"I told you! I told you! Look at my fingers!"

#Monsterdon

Henry Rollins, scientist

#Monsterdon

would have benefited from monkeys #Monsterdon

#monsterdon

I actually LOVE this old equipment all over the place.

yeah sure just hand in someone _else's_ homework

#monsterdon #4Dman1959

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hand-penetrating iron high hat

Extremely relatable. Who among us has not gotten their hand stuck in a block of solid cargonite?

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

#monsterdon Fred needs Shaggy... so so hard.

SAY HELLO TO MY FORCE FIELD

#monsterdon

Great. I went to the loo, came back and this numpty has his hand inside metal. Wtf?
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959 bro you got your hand stuck in the interdimensional portal

that's like mad science 101 bro