Why bother with a file folder? That's like two papers. They did have paper clips and/or staples back then, yes? #Monsterdon #4DMan1959

"by the third time I did it, I didn't feel any pain at all. All the nerves in my hand must be dead. "



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and chinless doesn't even have the balls to start his own thing with the stolen homework, he tries to hand them off to his boss like some dog with last night's dinner out of the trash can.

#monsterdon #4DMan1959

“Where are my notes?” “They’re around here somewhere” #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Nicotine is the key to penetrating the steel.

Tony! Tony! It's a composite shot, Tony! #Monsterdon

"...this time I want to try it without the rod, just use my hand"
"uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....."

#Monsterdon #4DMan

Does this guy sleep in a necktie? #Monsterdon

so, we gotta kill Roy.

wait there's not any killing in this one is there.

#monsterdon

Now that Linda wants to be with Tony, Scott should elope with the metal block

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

God: “Sorry, you’re on your own, do you have any pencils?” #Monsterdon

Why is he wearing a robe with a shirt and tie?

#Monsterdon

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Exciting revelation high hat

Chekov's overhead lighting

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#4DMan

He's so upset about his hand in the block. If it was me, I would be bragging to everyone.

"I told you! I told you! Look at my fingers!"

#Monsterdon

Henry Rollins, scientist

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would have benefited from monkeys #Monsterdon

#monsterdon

I actually LOVE this old equipment all over the place.

yeah sure just hand in someone _else's_ homework

#monsterdon #4Dman1959

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hand-penetrating iron high hat

The feeling when you're tinkering around with something late at night and you might have really, really fucked it...

#Monsterdon

Extremely relatable. Who among us has not gotten their hand stuck in a block of solid cargonite?

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

#monsterdon Fred needs Shaggy... so so hard.

SAY HELLO TO MY FORCE FIELD

#monsterdon

Great. I went to the loo, came back and this numpty has his hand inside metal. Wtf?
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959 bro you got your hand stuck in the interdimensional portal

that's like mad science 101 bro

New nightmare unlocked
#Monsterdon

Steal my girl, I steal your loony science experiment #monsterdon

At least the special effects are easy to pull off.

#Monsterdon

Whoa tracers....

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actually i do, this is my lab and my funding

#monsterdon #4Dman1959

And then he ripped his fingers right off.

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dude you looked like you felt pain what was up with that then

Tada! see it's all a magic trick! 🪄
#Monsterdon #4DMan

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And now, a hot file scene with file-jazz!!

#monsterdon Now the story can start!

Is that all the 4-D man we're going to get? #monsterdon

The music is best thing so far. I feel like it's there to get the audience to stay in their seats while we wait for something to happen

Hey! His hand went through it!

4D man is here!

#monsterdon
#4Dman1959

He was keeping a force field in his locker?
Was there room for his condoms?

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

Sister Margaret at Sunday School told me this might happen if I masturbated. But I didn't believe her! Oh I wish I had listened!

#monsterdon

I can tell that's a mannequin hand because it in't the same godawful burnt color as your actual skin. #Monsterdon #4DMan1959

Me: So if it, as the guy said, the pencil and block atoms were now mixed wouldn't that mean that his hand will slowly die as the blood vessels and nerves are now destroyed?
Movie: Shut up
#monsterdon

Roy doing some IP theft. #monsterdon #4dman1959

Biting the block probably won't help. It's not like the heel of his hand itches.

#Monsterdon #4dMan1959

Scott, you need to call Shadowcat for lessons. #monsterdon

Love the extra-realistic obviously plastic hand sticking out of the metal thing

#Monsterdon

did chinless just steal our papers? okay, rude.

#monsterdon #4DMan1959

is he gonna gnaw his own hand off like that rock climber had to #monsterdon #4dman1959

why wouldn't he just ask for help tho

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Exciting stuff #monsterdon

I see he got his hand stuck. I would have settled for another fire but ok.
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"I saw your forcefield"????

lube. get some lube

#monsterdon

He’s acting like he got caught waxing the ole carrot in the lab.

Which he can only do left handed now.

#Monsterdon

oh look, it's im-PEN-itrible

#monsterdon #4Dman1959

Ever got caught with your hand in the cookie jar? Like LITERALLY HALFWAY INTO THE SIDE OF THE COOKIE JAR. Well Scott has.
#Monsterdon #4Dman

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959 my favorite part of 4-d man is when he goes "it's 4-d time" and he goes all 4-dimensional on that guy

#monsterdon I want a peanut butter sandwich. I want a fully armed Neutron Bomb. I want my virginity back! I'll be back in a few minutes to make another demand.

He need a hacksaw to keep this thing going
#Monsterdon

no wonder his plan didn't work, he doesn't even have any lasers _to_ line up

#monsterdon #4Dman1959

Caught steel handed! :blob_dizzy_face: #Monsterdon

I'm sure he learned his lesson and he'll never do anything like that again.
#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

"Someone gets smacked" on the bingo card is looking more appealing now that the guy's hand is fused with a metal block

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In a fit of near blinding jealous rage he turns to...super science? At least we finally got there. #Monsterdon

Okidoki, now for some 4d fx at least!
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#4dman1959

Meanwhile, the thief. #Monsterdon

Damned 4D technology!

#Monsterdon

Use your brain!

#monsterdon
#4DMan

I also appreciate the quiet moments where I know it's safe to look away and toot

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

I'll just take these lab notes with me.

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

I thought it was Jawline Dude who would be 4D-ified, not his brother who can’t be bothered to try to treat his girlfriend like a person instead of an accessory #Monsterdon

Oh, the old hand in a block of steel problem. That's gonna be hard to explain.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon #4dMan

His boss likes to creepily skulk around in dark, deserted labs.

It's his way.

#4dMan1959 #Monsterdon

ever accidentally noclipped into a hunk of metal and have to hide it from your coworkers

#Monsterdon

You want your fingers back? Well yer gonna have to muster some will up or your brother will take those too! #Monsterdon

Quick, distract him by burning down the lab!
#monsterdon

DO IT ROY #monsterdon

oh lord, not chinless.

#monsterdon #4DMan1959

“Can I axe you what’s happening??” #Monsterdon

Hey don't look now, but I think you might be stuck like that. #Monsterdon #4DMan1959

What's the problem Scott? It's not the first time you've bricked an experiment. #Monsterdon

You got your hand stuck in a pringes can? That's cute I got mine stick in some Carsonite. #4dman1959 #monsterdon

I'm pretty sure this is still just the third dimension tho?

#monsterdon #4DMan1959

@CactuarJoe it's just a phase #monsterdon

Ohhh what special effects! See the fingers wiggle
#Monsterdon #4DMan

Whoopsie doodle!

Do I LEAVE IT IN, OR DO I TAKE IT OUT? #Monsterdon

I miss the alacrity of a Roger Corman film. Hell, "In The Mood For Love" moved faster than this. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Go ahead little girl, swill the entire bottle of Everclear. YOU CAN DO IT!

@ottaross totally. And even without the fight scenes normally associated with Batman

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#4DMan

"Well, this is my life now. Me with a steel block on my hand."

#Monsterdon #4dMan1959

Oops, don't get your finger stuck in it
#Monsterdon #4DMan

I bet Roy bungles in on this experiment and turns into the 4d man #monsterdon

I've seen this transporter accident #monsterdon

oops

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I assume Beaky McNightshift will be the first to die #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Looks like stacks of oreos.

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Bob Fosse jazz hands almost have to show up soon..

Maybe it'll come off if I kiss my finger.
#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

Why is the Nelson locker padlocked? I missed something. #monsterdon