So Jellyfin just goes from one film to the next. And thanks to alphabetic sorting it went from "4D Man" to Airplane (1978). And now that's what we're watching for a little while...
#monsterdon
I can't watch this new one, but 4D Man was fun. Thanks to all who make it happen.
@apLundell In my telling of the story, the wall he gets stuck in at the end is storing Cargonite.
That might be a total miss-read, but I think it's funny, so I'm sticking with it.
Especially when the minimum wage workers you get to clean it get superpowers...
@cd0 no one ever sees βitβ coming, whatever βitβ happens to be (Especially the ending). Thatβs the beauty and curse of #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon #4DMan1959 and it just ends.
ok
well uh
don't kill people if you get stuck in your in the fourth dimension, kids!
Some after movie lobby music. #Monsterdon #4Dman
I guess it helps to make your movie under a major studio -- you get access to a good music department and a host of character actors.
Everything but someone who could punch up the script.
I did appreciate seeing character actor Guy Raymond though, a staple of my TV watching youth.
@overholt yeah I was going sayβafter killing 10 people, how do you bounce back from that π #monsterdon
thanks to all the #monsterdon hosts for a wonderful night at the movies #4dman1959 ! <3<3<3
That sure was some sort of moving picture thing with an interesting choice in music and some pretty bad acting. Rot{scope special effects were a surprise, a little better then we usually get on monsterdon
#Monsterdon #4DMan #MonsterdonBingo
That was a nutty one, so much zany music. Thanks @Taweret !
#Monsterdon
Wow, that really was something. What, I don't know, but something.
Thanks for making a boring movie with the most ill-conceived soundtrack maybe in history fun. Y'all are the real 4D folks, and the Owlbear loves you.
Take care of each other. Be kind, spread love, and listen to better jazz.
Goodnight!
Well that had moments that were really good. The music is gonna be stuck in my head for days. But it was very slow to start. Most of the 4D effects that were camera tricks and not just green screen wear great.
If it wasn't for Linda at the end there I'd probably say this was the worst movie we've done this year. But it's just fine if mostly dull.
#Monsterdon #4Dman
@Taweret I assume he died inside the wall. The power probably stopped upon death because he brain signals stopped too... #Monsterdon #4DMan1959 π₯πΏ
βYou didnβt hurt me! Nothing can hurt me! You didnβt hurt me! Nothing can stop me now!β one can only assume an impressionable young lad named Trent Reznor got some of his first lyrical inspirations from watching this #Monsterdon
I enjoyed the jazz in this movie
But it really only ever had one mood, pretty much. Peppy mayhem
@jivens Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read #WrongJoke #monsterdon
@YsengrinWolf Yes, that's where I thougtht it was going somehow (I didn't expect her to kill him *with a gun*, though!) #Monsterdon #4DMan1959
That sure was a thing.
#monsterdon A QUESTION MARK!! fuck you movie lol
I can go a long time without hearing bongos again.
Thank you @Taweret and everyone for another
#Monsterdon
THE
FUCK
?
Nothing can hurt him! - except schtupping his brother
@xerozohar the next Castlevania game, with a very different and yet still amazing soundtrack.
the end ? thanks everyone for another great #monsterdon and to @Taweret as always for hosting
Next week: 4D Man goes to College
The end ?
WELL... that was terrible.
Scott disappears into an electrical panel with a gun shot... the end? What kind of ending was that?! #monsterdon #4dman1959
And then Lee Meriwether fucked off to better movies. Good times. Thanks @Taweret as always and have a good night everyone! #monsterdon
ββTwas beauty killed the beast.β
Or maybe the drummer did it.
Thanks, @Taweret . This one definitely pushed it to fifty. #monsterdon
Yes, question mark on that, indeed. #Monsterdon #4DMan1959
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS WITH THAT ENDING? #Monsterdon
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That was a .... free movie
Thanks everyone for coming to the #Monsterdon drive-in!
See you all next week!
wait what
Andβ¦ thatβs the end #Monsterdon
Wait what?
-FIN
#Monsterdon #4DMan
Another #Monsterdon is in the can!
Thanks to @Taweret for hosting!
Tonight's feature, #4DMan, from 1959, did not require red/blue cardboard glasses to provide us with,
4D jazz!Laboratory fire!Cargonite!Ridiculous love triangle!MAD Magazine style security posters!Force field machine!4D hand!Death by 4D!
is this where Hausu comes from
"I can go through lead walls, brick walls, I can go through steel..." Huzzah, the Wall-Man is here!
#Monsterdon #4DMan1959
Jesus, even the villain getting shot is accompanied by the music from a beatnik poetry slam. #Monsterdon
well that's a way to fuck off
I kinda liked that part. It had a real Tony Montana Scarface energy.
I feel fine!
~Last words
#monsterdon
????
I AM R.O.T.O.R.
Oh!! Wait, doesnβt the bullet go through him? #Monsterdon
Linda, comon! Double tap! Never just one round. #monsterdon #4dman1959
"only a woman... can hurt a man so"
@socketwench@masto.hackers.town lolwut?! π Right? #Monsterdon #4DMan
Shoot him again! #Monsterdon #4Dman
well that escalated .. inconsistently
THat music tried DESPERATELY to make something happen that was exciting. And if failed. The curse of 4D bongos.
When the noise happens and he looks at another person he just sees a corn dog, like in a bugs bunny cartoon.
Wow! She is smart!
FUCK YEAH LINDA!
#Monsterdon #4Dman
Go through the core of the earth then, man.
THE END?
Sure looked like it.
#Monsterdon #4DMan1959
Bongos? Now?
#Monsterdon
oh god she's so dumb
I guess she can't hear the sci-fi sounds
It's okay Linda the jazz will protect you
"We hurt the ones we love. Let me love you!"
#Monsterdon #4DMan1959
Try...scared witless that much.#monsterdon
oh ho! Linda!
Go Linda! #Monsterdon
Oh, kiss of death in reverse.
Huh. Didn't expect that.
Uh-oh his tieβs gone again, clearly evil #Monsterdon
Donβt do it, Linda! #Monsterdon
so he knows what his kisses do, and he still wants to kiss her. dude, just die already.
The aging effect makeup doesnβt touch his chest or neck. Curious. #monsterdon
Linda locks door. Scott walks through door. Scott unlocks the door and leaves it open. lol wut? #monsterdon #4dman1959
ABE LINCOLN NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Nooo!
You brought a gun to a dimension fight!
That asbestos aging makeup looks so real #monsterdon
Cursed kiss!!!!
between prepping the stream and now watching this no telling how long this music is going to be lodged in my brain #monsterdon
i love the way people keep closing doors on him.
How about a creative killer? #monsterdon
This movie could have been great if only they had added ants. Giant ants.
@alvin Used to be ... before Frankenstein was published? #Monsterdon #4DMan1959
God, forgive me for my role in this feature film. #Monsterdon #4DMan1959
"Linda, please. It's just a phase! I promise!" #monsterdon
Yess, lock the door. That'll help.
"Can't you stop this killing?"
"Yeah, I could, but I don't want to"
he wants to turn people into dinosaurs
So wait as he gets creepier everything becomes more transactional... more financial... more capitalist?
:think_bread:
Same old story, horny scientist gets hung up on Miss American 1955.