They're going to have to trick him into travelling to Ozymandius' secluded Antarctic base.

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if he makes her age, will she get taller?

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NO, I AM NOT A HOBO

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Dude, document your methods. It's like the first thing you learn when you learn to do science.

He can walk through walls but he chose to sleep in a bush #monsterdon

We can't surround him with men, he'll penetrate every last one of them

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#monsterdon If only we had a material that couldn't be penetrated. Oh well.

sometimes my mother feeds hobos?
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@arrjay

She was talking dirty to him...

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#4Dman1959

He does have that energy problem, and flaws of mortal men.
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Shooting three dimensional bullets at a four dimensional man? Honestly ACA (stupid) B #Monsterdon

Christ. What is it with these movies and little girls. #Monsterdon #4Dman

#monsterdon Just a little fright and she takes an insta-nap.

He just slipped and they left it in. Respect.

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"Are you a hobo? Sometimes my mother feeds hobos"

Amazing dialogue.

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Here go with the Frankenstein trope again.

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@dogwelder Oh, no! They never try fire! #StillBitter #monsterdon

Indestructible, but slovenly.

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"a man in the 4th dimension is indescrutible."

okay then, that's the movie folks, thanks for coming.

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@SnoopJ it's not that good

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Every time we think we have him he just goest through the wall into the next building.

Just listen for the eerie sound effect. Aim for that, when it stops, start firing.

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Motherfucker you can walk through walls, go find an empty hotel room #monsterdon

"nothing can stop him!"

was that in the trailer? it feels like it should have been the trailer

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Cops just firing blindly into everything and everyone #monsterdon #4dman1959

@hollie@social.coop But how would he get back up to ground level?

Actually, why doesn't he phase through the ground normally?

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Did Tony slip on the corpse?! #monsterdon

Whoops, got Mr. Magoo. #Monsterdon

"Are you a hobo?" Very sensitive.
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Will guns be enough, or will the cops have to break out the masers? #monsterdon

Why are you doing a search? Just listen for the loud sound effect. #Monsterdon #4DMan1959

my god, sad rain shot

this movie is… good? it's very 1959, but I think it's good?

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You need 5D Lasers, come on!
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4D Homer!

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@davesdogmaggie

Sound comes back with the cops.

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#4Dman1959

That's some well aged bacon there. #Monsterdon #4Dman

That effect sounded like a transporter.

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Yeah, that's the usual amount of gunfire for American police and an urban setting
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I think I saw that same guy running in a crowd in The Blob

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DON'T RUN I AM YOUR FRIEND

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little girl with baby carriage is nice to villain trope

@davesdogmaggie

Me too. Internet archive download.

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#4Dman1959

we've established that the cops know their bullets go through the 4-D Man

still blastin' away tho

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Why the running?
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Seriously why isn't he just falling through the ground, this makes no sense

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Ah, the good old days when police departments had machine guns.

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These clowns are going to end up shooting each other #monsterdon

what is with Tony and the pratfalls? #monsterdon

Scott maybe you could get more of a psychic vampire charge off of a baby? Stop killing people 40 and older. Ya know use your gift that is a curse more efficiently.
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The crowd noises sound like chickens in a tizzy

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No one's thought to try fire?
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waking up in the hedge silence

I'm sure bullets have more luck than solid walls. #monsterdon

Oh no! I'm suddenly too old to stay in Hollywood movies in the 50s! #Monsterdon #4DMan1959

lol the greaser guns

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i'll count this as an evacuation scene.

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Honestly I figured younger-brother-who-can't-hold-down-a-job was gonna be the one to go rogue.

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#monsterdon Got a real King Midas situation here.

I mouth a silent cheer every time the soundtrack jazz cymbals kick in. 🎉

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@RobynGoodfellow WITCHY POO!! 😂 #monsterdon

Now THAT’S the kiss of death #Monsterdon

Scott will be 32 on his next birthday, and he looks like he’s 55.

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Look for a strangely old prostitute. #Monsterdon

4D Man, aka Curse of the Were-John Slattery

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Are we supposed to lose sound in the bar scene or it it just me?

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#monsterdon oh no she's turning into Lady Elaine Fairchild ahhhhhhhhh

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machine guns???

He doesn't look old, just ashen.

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Tony really got how things work, except putting fire out.
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sorry lady, you're not gonna make it.

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Wait, FOUR more? FOUR?

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“We’ll have to get him when he’s normal”
Scott hasn’t been Normal for days!

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#4DMan

Scott's still going about, spreading Sudden Old

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All residents: run in circles.
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@Taweret@timeloop.cafe If it'd shown him being slighted time and again by everyone around, for instance, instead of being mostly respected.

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He turned her into Witchy Poo. #Monsterdon #4Dman

The kiss of death, bummer.

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My wife burst out laughing at the rain effects..

This film is about five different episodes of star trek....

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@davesdogmaggie the oral arguments never passed the bar! --dad #monsterdon

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someone's just pouring water down from a bucket

They'll probably need to make a cargonite cage #monsterdon

you'll have to get him while he's normal. has anything about this movie been normal?

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OOHH.. age transference! Wacky!

You're not supposed to ask to kiss someone?
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floozie aging effects were not great

Vampire who can walk through walls???

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SWING OF SERIAL KILLING #monsterdon

I sure wish the main character's motives were more compelling than wanting credit on a white paper or whatever his deal is

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See it would have been more fun if when this lady put her hand on Scott's shoulder it went right through

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have ducked.

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@apLundell it comes back after the bar scene

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Champagne? And brandy? AT THE SAME TIME?

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If this bar has a live jazz band playing HOW WOULD WE KNOW

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Umm. wtf? My copy of this movie just went silent during the bar scene.

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This beer goes right through me

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If he can’t control it any more, he’s only wearing clothes and generally touching stuff because it’s 1959. #monsterdon

There we go. #Monsterdon

@dogwelder

..science facts..

..Just relax...

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we're not allowed to have audio if there's a hooker scene (at least here?)

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Okay. Sound's back. #Monsterdon #4Dman