@cocaine_owlbear

4D time Möbius strip.

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So wait as he gets creepier everything becomes more transactional... more financial... more capitalist?

:think_bread:

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Same old story, horny scientist gets hung up on Miss American 1955.

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Checkov’s Dials #Monsterdon

I do like how they're just trolling Scott now

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Lol, the key to defeating 4d man is closing all the doors he opens remotely.

I don't miss the bongo and high hat era of movie accompaniment. #Monsterdon #4DMan1959

Okay , I think I get it. They thought they needed an hour to establish the fraternal rivalry, so we'd be horrified by the inevitable and bloody conclusion.

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The Internet came back just in time for the hi-hat of wacky control panel hijinks

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“Turn them up all the way.” Tighty righty. #Monsterdon

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Linda, don't do it.

Is anyone else keep expecting this movie to break into the Pink Panther theme music?

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The 4D Creep!

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@cptbutton yes. Patty Duke I think.

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Tony oughta give him The Finger

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Ooh. Tingly fence. I'm going to come back to that later when I have more time. Time that I have sucked from poor defenseless 3D people. #Monsterdon #4DMan1959

Does being 4D somehow make you immune to radiation too?
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…

This movie *will* end eventually, yes? #Monsterdon

@strangefour

Some kids would pay you to adultify them...

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DRAMATIC BUTTON PUSHING ACTION!
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"Not even a tickle?"

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Did #KevinBacon use this movie for inspiration in playing #HollowMan?

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Didn't even tickle. #DontTickleScotty #monsterdon #4dman1959

Captain Rogers The First Avenger #Monsterdon

Do you want Dr. Manhattans? This is how you get Dr. Manhattans. #Monsterdon #4Dman

Reactor 3? But Reactor 4 is the one that went critical.

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#Monsterdon #4DMan1959 so anyway, i started blasting </danny de vito>

Lol the lightning effect for him to phase through the fence. Guess compositing that one would've been too hard.

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also if he's in 4-d why doesn't he sink through the floor

We've got to get out of here- but let her stay behind!
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SOOOMBRA!!

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"I am for you, random security guard!"

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#monsterdon Britain has gin goblins, while in America we get Scotch and Soda Alleycats

while typing: another movie with a Frankenstein and little girl tribute. Kudos!

Roy Parker. Finally.

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It's not about you. You're just a woman. I'm a man and this is about meeee.
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HI-HAT OF HIJINKS #monsterdon

Don't try to stop him, guy whose whole job is stopping people. *Thinks a moment.* You still can't have the night off. #Monsterdon #4DMan1959

Down! THen right back up!
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"He got Parker. Where?" Off screen apparently. #Monsterdon #4Dman

Is this the little girl we saw earlier?

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"It didn't even tickle him." Have you TRIED tickling him? Maybe that's the fix!

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"Isis, I really need a new agent." #monsterdon

Sad day when Tony the fuckup is the only one capable of stopping the villain #monsterdon

Linda, this is how history works, brother kills brother. Brother takes brother's woman. #monsterdon #4dman1959

This might have been better if anyone in the cast was sober. #Monsterdon

Roy gets his just desserts.

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@amyfou ...cost savings... #monsterdon

Motorola product placement.

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In some of these scenes, Lee Merriwether looks like if she hit the gym for a few months, she could be the skunk-haired woman from R.O.T.O.R.

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Hey, he doesn't know if it tickled him!
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Stand back. We're framed for an effects shot here. #Monsterdon #4Dman

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It didn't even tickle him! And I wanted to see that so badly..

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electro-skeletor!

if you don’t wake up in a shrubbery are you even fourth dimensioning #Monsterdon

There's actually a really good modern vampire tale struggling under all this terrible science and bad romance. #Monsterdon #4Dman

Captain Rogers? CAPTAIN AMERICA? #Monsterdon #4DMan1959

@bstacey 😭

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is the big battle going to be with both of them invisible then

William Shatner saw this and was like "Dude, take it back a notch." #Monsterdon

Only a good 4D man can stop a bad 4D man... wait no that's a stupid plan.
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i feel like Linda was just volunteering to carry out the hit, and i think that would have made for a much more interesting movie.

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@diazona

🤣

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@starkraving666 It just becomes Freaky Friday or Big.
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He's completely solid until he wants to phase through walls. But when he's phasing through walls somehow he doesn't phase through the floor. Or the earth. Just the walls. #monsterdon

I wonder if Scott could fall through the earth and swim his way back up #monsterdon

The men in this movie sure have big feelings. #Monsterdon

Sequel title: 4D Man Squared!

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"REMEMBER. DON'T TRY TO STOP HIM."

Very natural acting. #Monsterdon #4DMan1959

@log

Wait, is this a prequel to "Akira" with the aged children?

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The only thing that can stop a bad guy with an extra dimension is a good guy with an extra dimension

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"Parker! Parker! Get me more photos of 4-D Man!" #monsterdon

Home Internet has died on me, so I lost the movie

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Mecha Henry Rollins to the rescue!

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@EmptySet The first hour of this movie was so boring, it's the energy vampire.

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Will nobody think of the girl? #monsterdon

@paco Right? That was quite the natural slip and fall. 😆
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Someone needs to deck Roy. Or suck his soul out with their bare hands.
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I hope corrupt selfish science guy dies soon.

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I honestly don't see how one 4-D man is gonna be that much more effective in killing another 4-D man, they'll just be 4-D together?

What? You don't take extensive notes when building an experimental electronic? #Monsterdon #4DMan1959

@diazona Mr Scott try inverse phasing! (It was right there!) #monsterdon

FAMILY DRAMA

IN

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“WOULD there!” #Monsterdon

THank god the coffee's here!
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Used to be, little girls could play with hobos. Somethings gone wrong in the world #monsterdon

I'm starting to think the actor playing Tony was just clumsy. They kept these scenes in rather than re-shoot them.
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i wonder what would happen if he touched the girl, would she grow up into an old lady? or would she become like an old child #monsterdon #4dman1959

Y'know if they were at all consistent about Scott phasing through things, he wouldn't be able to hear or speak while using his powers

Or breathe

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And Lee Meriwether was there too #monsterdon

"Are you a hobo?"
"Fuck off, kid before I bleed your life force."
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Children are annoying. Do what your vampire instincts are telling you to do. Become the Frankenstein fate has destined you to be.
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Well, we know the girl's not a hobophobe.

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#monsterdon that is it with these movies and little girls that have to interact with creepy villains?

https://youtu.be/n0X2h56qlG4?si=642UxTQ3LPhaYMGA&t=40

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Kids asking 'hobos' to play short games. #AdifferntTime #monsterdon #4dman1959

#monsterdon Kid has no survival instincts.

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Only difference is, he can walk through walls.

Uh, that is quite a difference.

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You ARE wrong, Tony.

THROW THE GIRL IN THE RIVER WITH YOUR TIME SUCKING HANDS

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She feeds hobos, all right. She them into the Total Perspective Vortex!

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