Alright people, you survived another movie. As always, you have one last task;

Was THE 4D MAN (1959) the WORST #MONSTERDON MOVIE of the year?

@xerozohar the next Castlevania game, with a very different and yet still amazing soundtrack.

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the end ? thanks everyone for another great #monsterdon and to @Taweret as always for hosting

seriously what did he fuck off into?? #monsterdon

Next week: 4D Man goes to College

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The end ?

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WELL... that was terrible.

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Scott disappears into an electrical panel with a gun shot... the end? What kind of ending was that?! #monsterdon #4dman1959

And then Lee Meriwether fucked off to better movies. Good times. Thanks @Taweret as always and have a good night everyone! #monsterdon

“‘Twas beauty killed the beast.”
Or maybe the drummer did it.

Thanks, @Taweret . This one definitely pushed it to fifty. #monsterdon

Yes, question mark on that, indeed. #Monsterdon #4DMan1959

Do I have to say it?

And he fucked off into the 4th dimension.

The End?

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The end?

Thanks @Taweret for hosting!

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ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS WITH THAT ENDING? #Monsterdon

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That was a .... free movie

Thanks everyone for coming to the #Monsterdon drive-in!

See you all next week!

wait what

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THE
END
?

(I love movies that end with a question mark)

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Not even Cargonite!

Oh, wait, fuck!

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And… that’s the end #Monsterdon

Wait what?

-FIN

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Another #Monsterdon is in the can!

Thanks to @Taweret for hosting!

Tonight's feature, #4DMan, from 1959, did not require red/blue cardboard glasses to provide us with,

is this where Hausu comes from

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Forever sealed in Cargonite on Jabba the Hutt's wall

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"I can go through lead walls, brick walls, I can go through steel..." Huzzah, the Wall-Man is here!

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he fucked off into the D

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well that's a way to fuck off

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Jesus, even the villain getting shot is accompanied by the music from a beatnik poetry slam. #Monsterdon

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I kinda liked that part. It had a real Tony Montana Scarface energy.

LOL DIE EMBEDDED IN THE REACTOR

FOR SCIENCE

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I feel fine!
~Last words
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well, okay.

and that's an ending.

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he fucked off into the wall of ball shaped handle cylinder pairs i guess #monsterdon

Twas Beauty Killed The Beast.

Or something like that,

THE END ?

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????

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Linda 1, Scott zero

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I AM R.O.T.O.R.

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Oh!! Wait, doesn’t the bullet go through him? #Monsterdon

Linda, comon! Double tap! Never just one round. #monsterdon #4dman1959

"only a woman... can hurt a man so"

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"the END ?"

oh fuck you. #monsterdon

@socketwench@masto.hackers.town lolwut?! 😂 Right? #Monsterdon #4DMan

well that escalated .. inconsistently

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Shoot him again! #Monsterdon #4Dman

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THat music tried DESPERATELY to make something happen that was exciting. And if failed. The curse of 4D bongos.

When the noise happens and he looks at another person he just sees a corn dog, like in a bugs bunny cartoon.

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LINDA! Goddamn! You go girl!

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Wow! She is smart!

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FUCK YEAH LINDA!
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Go through the core of the earth then, man.

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THE END?

Sure looked like it.
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Bongos? Now?
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oh god she's so dumb

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I guess she can't hear the sci-fi sounds

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It's okay Linda the jazz will protect you

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eew he goobered in her mouth
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"We hurt the ones we love. Let me love you!"

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Try...scared witless that much.#monsterdon

oh ho! Linda!

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Go Linda! #Monsterdon

Oh, kiss of death in reverse.

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Huh. Didn't expect that.

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Uh-oh his tie’s gone again, clearly evil #Monsterdon

If they remade this today, Nicholas Cage would play Scott, and he would be amazing.

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NICE

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Don’t do it, Linda! #Monsterdon

so he knows what his kisses do, and he still wants to kiss her. dude, just die already.

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The aging effect makeup doesn’t touch his chest or neck. Curious. #monsterdon

Linda locks door. Scott walks through door. Scott unlocks the door and leaves it open. lol wut? #monsterdon #4dman1959

ABE LINCOLN NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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"Can't you stop this killing?"

"I could... but where's the fun in that?"

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Nooo!

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You brought a gun to a dimension fight!

That asbestos aging makeup looks so real #monsterdon

Cursed kiss!!!!

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between prepping the stream and now watching this no telling how long this music is going to be lodged in my brain #monsterdon

i love the way people keep closing doors on him.

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How about a creative killer? #monsterdon

This movie could have been great if only they had added ants. Giant ants.

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@alvin Used to be ... before Frankenstein was published? #Monsterdon #4DMan1959

God, forgive me for my role in this feature film. #Monsterdon #4DMan1959

"Linda, please. It's just a phase! I promise!" #monsterdon

@cocaine_owlbear

4D time Möbius strip.

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Yess, lock the door. That'll help.

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"Can't you stop this killing?"

"Yeah, I could, but I don't want to"

he wants to turn people into dinosaurs

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So wait as he gets creepier everything becomes more transactional... more financial... more capitalist?

:think_bread:

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man i'm not following what's going on at all, all i know is that this guy needs to figure out how to like suck the life force out of a field of corn or whatever #monsterdon

Same old story, horny scientist gets hung up on Miss American 1955.

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Checkov’s Dials #Monsterdon

I do like how they're just trolling Scott now

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Lol, the key to defeating 4d man is closing all the doors he opens remotely.

I don't miss the bongo and high hat era of movie accompaniment. #Monsterdon #4DMan1959

Okay , I think I get it. They thought they needed an hour to establish the fraternal rivalry, so we'd be horrified by the inevitable and bloody conclusion.

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The Internet came back just in time for the hi-hat of wacky control panel hijinks

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“Turn them up all the way.” Tighty righty. #Monsterdon

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Linda, don't do it.

Is anyone else keep expecting this movie to break into the Pink Panther theme music?

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The 4D Creep!

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@cptbutton yes. Patty Duke I think.

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Tony oughta give him The Finger

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Ooh. Tingly fence. I'm going to come back to that later when I have more time. Time that I have sucked from poor defenseless 3D people. #Monsterdon #4DMan1959