Alright people, you survived another movie. As always, you have one last task;
Was THE 4D MAN (1959) the WORST #MONSTERDON MOVIE of the year?
Alright people, you survived another movie. As always, you have one last task;
Was THE 4D MAN (1959) the WORST #MONSTERDON MOVIE of the year?
@xerozohar the next Castlevania game, with a very different and yet still amazing soundtrack.
the end ? thanks everyone for another great #monsterdon and to @Taweret as always for hosting
seriously what did he fuck off into?? #monsterdon
Next week: 4D Man goes to College
The end ?
WELL... that was terrible.
Scott disappears into an electrical panel with a gun shot... the end? What kind of ending was that?! #monsterdon #4dman1959
And then Lee Meriwether fucked off to better movies. Good times. Thanks @Taweret as always and have a good night everyone! #monsterdon
ββTwas beauty killed the beast.β
Or maybe the drummer did it.
Thanks, @Taweret . This one definitely pushed it to fifty. #monsterdon
Yes, question mark on that, indeed. #Monsterdon #4DMan1959
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS WITH THAT ENDING? #Monsterdon
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That was a .... free movie
Thanks everyone for coming to the #Monsterdon drive-in!
See you all next week!
wait what
Andβ¦ thatβs the end #Monsterdon
Wait what?
-FIN
#Monsterdon #4DMan
Another #Monsterdon is in the can!
Thanks to @Taweret for hosting!
Tonight's feature, #4DMan, from 1959, did not require red/blue cardboard glasses to provide us with,
4D jazz!Laboratory fire!Cargonite!Ridiculous love triangle!MAD Magazine style security posters!Force field machine!4D hand!Death by 4D!is this where Hausu comes from
Forever sealed in Cargonite on Jabba the Hutt's wall
"I can go through lead walls, brick walls, I can go through steel..." Huzzah, the Wall-Man is here!
#Monsterdon #4DMan1959
he fucked off into the D
well that's a way to fuck off
Jesus, even the villain getting shot is accompanied by the music from a beatnik poetry slam. #Monsterdon
I kinda liked that part. It had a real Tony Montana Scarface energy.
I feel fine!
~Last words
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he fucked off into the wall of ball shaped handle cylinder pairs i guess #monsterdon
????
Linda 1, Scott zero
I AM R.O.T.O.R.
Oh!! Wait, doesnβt the bullet go through him? #Monsterdon
Linda, comon! Double tap! Never just one round. #monsterdon #4dman1959
"only a woman... can hurt a man so"
"the END ?"
oh fuck you. #monsterdon
@socketwench@masto.hackers.town lolwut?! π Right? #Monsterdon #4DMan
well that escalated .. inconsistently
Shoot him again! #Monsterdon #4Dman
THat music tried DESPERATELY to make something happen that was exciting. And if failed. The curse of 4D bongos.
When the noise happens and he looks at another person he just sees a corn dog, like in a bugs bunny cartoon.
LINDA! Goddamn! You go girl!
Wow! She is smart!
FUCK YEAH LINDA!
#Monsterdon #4Dman
Go through the core of the earth then, man.
THE END?
Sure looked like it.
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Bongos? Now?
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oh god she's so dumb
I guess she can't hear the sci-fi sounds
It's okay Linda the jazz will protect you
eew he goobered in her mouth
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"We hurt the ones we love. Let me love you!"
#Monsterdon #4DMan1959
Try...scared witless that much.#monsterdon
oh ho! Linda!
Go Linda! #Monsterdon
Oh, kiss of death in reverse.
Huh. Didn't expect that.
Uh-oh his tieβs gone again, clearly evil #Monsterdon
If they remade this today, Nicholas Cage would play Scott, and he would be amazing.
Donβt do it, Linda! #Monsterdon
so he knows what his kisses do, and he still wants to kiss her. dude, just die already.
The aging effect makeup doesnβt touch his chest or neck. Curious. #monsterdon
Linda locks door. Scott walks through door. Scott unlocks the door and leaves it open. lol wut? #monsterdon #4dman1959
ABE LINCOLN NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Nooo!
You brought a gun to a dimension fight!
That asbestos aging makeup looks so real #monsterdon
Cursed kiss!!!!
between prepping the stream and now watching this no telling how long this music is going to be lodged in my brain #monsterdon
i love the way people keep closing doors on him.
How about a creative killer? #monsterdon
This movie could have been great if only they had added ants. Giant ants.
@alvin Used to be ... before Frankenstein was published? #Monsterdon #4DMan1959
God, forgive me for my role in this feature film. #Monsterdon #4DMan1959
"Linda, please. It's just a phase! I promise!" #monsterdon
Yess, lock the door. That'll help.
"Can't you stop this killing?"
"Yeah, I could, but I don't want to"
he wants to turn people into dinosaurs
So wait as he gets creepier everything becomes more transactional... more financial... more capitalist?
:think_bread:
man i'm not following what's going on at all, all i know is that this guy needs to figure out how to like suck the life force out of a field of corn or whatever #monsterdon
Same old story, horny scientist gets hung up on Miss American 1955.
Checkovβs Dials #Monsterdon
I do like how they're just trolling Scott now
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#4Dman1959
Lol, the key to defeating 4d man is closing all the doors he opens remotely.
I don't miss the bongo and high hat era of movie accompaniment. #Monsterdon #4DMan1959
Okay , I think I get it. They thought they needed an hour to establish the fraternal rivalry, so we'd be horrified by the inevitable and bloody conclusion.
The Internet came back just in time for the hi-hat of wacky control panel hijinks
βTurn them up all the way.β Tighty righty. #Monsterdon
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Linda, don't do it.
Is anyone else keep expecting this movie to break into the Pink Panther theme music?
The 4D Creep!
@cptbutton yes. Patty Duke I think.
Tony oughta give him The Finger
Ooh. Tingly fence. I'm going to come back to that later when I have more time. Time that I have sucked from poor defenseless 3D people. #Monsterdon #4DMan1959