#monsterdon "I want rootbeer!" [gets a glass of water]

This kid's a narc

Sure, a cup of sugar right before bed. That'll work. #Monsterdon #4DMan1959 🎥🍿

Wait hold up, Scott's proposing to her, but _wasn't she already his fiancee_?

#Monsterdon

"I can't marry you, I'm leaving for Starfleet Academy in the morning." #Monsterdon

<<sad trombone>>

#Monsterdon

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LINDA. Of course it's Tony. SCOTT. You knew it was over. Stop lying to each other incredibly calmly but with a jazzy beat

Looks like we're still on the romance subplot. Did I miss any hypergons?

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

Linda is cracking me up and possibly an alien #Monsterdon

Your life is more important than your work because if you die that means you can't work anymore.
#CapitalismSucks #monsterdon

"You know what happens when you drink too much!"

"Yeah, but my probation officer's out of town and my car won't start. What'm I gonna do?"

#monsterdon #4Dman1959

By this time in X The Man With the X-Ray Eyes Ray Milland was making scale in that carnival. Get it together 4D guy. #Monsterdon #4Dman

When do we get to see any actual dimensional science?

#Monsterdon

@Lazarou It’s so true. #Monsterdon

"Why Scott, what is it?"

I'VE GOT BRAIN PROBLEMS #Monsterdon

I think you should go into town for some extensive, expensive, destructive brain tests to fix your headaches
#Monsterdon

Omfg have I got radiation?
No.
Good.
Lights up a cigarette in doctors office.
#Monsterdon

Doctor gives his diagnosis

#Monsterdon

Oh good, more talking at length...

#monsterdon

Izzz NAHHHT a TOOOOOmah! #Monsterdon

tell me doc, am i gonna die? *lights up cigarette*

#monsterdon #4DMan1959

you're too healthy. too good of health

#monsterdon

His brain is so healthy, he's a stable genius

#Monsterdon

@Taweret half an hour in and no one is quite a 3d man either

#Monsterdon

"It's fucking happening again. i do not fucking believe it!!" - Scott

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I wasn’t asking about the radiation. See, there’s this girl….

@JoeWynne Right?? I bet the stats would be pretty funny 😂

#Monsterdon #4DMan

#monsterdon

This guy is bi. Maybe that is the 4th dimension?

the two plots are intermingling like wood atoms and steel atoms (or something)
#Monsterdon

"I want you to just tell me. Am I hot?"

"Not a trace of radiation."

"No, no, I mean--am I SEXY?"

#Monsterdon

"You have no brain damage at all"

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

It’s not much of a love triangle… more like a love spaghetti

Scott like Linda, Linda likes Tony, Tony likes sticking pencils through steel

#monsterdon #4dman1959

“Those who have the ideas get the labs.”

#Monsterdon

No, I don't need any help. Working on my erotic novel at work ⌨️
#Monsterdon #4DMan

You know, I was promised phasing through walls and frankly, there hasn't been enough phasing through walls. #monsterdon

How many D's in polyamory?

Asking for a 4D man

#Monsterdon

Roy attempts to join the Linda-cule.

#monsterdon

Corgi night?

#monsterdon

The plot of the #Monsterdon is falling far short of the four dimensions suggested in the title I hope more dimensions show up soon

Tony, just requisition anything you need from Scott. They way you requisition his women.

#monsterdon #4DMan1959

Danger! High Voltage! And when we kiss. And when we kiss, high voltage! Thanks Electric Six. #Monsterdon #4DMan1959

god i can’t help it that my successful brother’s fiancées keep immediately throwing themselves at me while i’m trying to do my serious science of thinking a pencil into a brick #monsterdon

[jazzy music over the montage]

voiceover: SCIENCE. AND INDUSTRY. AND THE MILITARY. COOPERATING TO MAKE THE IMPORTANT THINGS HAPPEN. WITH SOLDERING IRONS! AND OTHER EQUIPMENT.

#monsterdon

Oh Tony! It's bros before hos! Any scientist should be able to master that equation.

#monsterdon #4DMan1959

Roy seems like a boot licker. Or is it just me? #monsterdon #4dman1959

They should fumigate. Get the trumpets out of the walls. #Monsterdon

@brooke it's busy stretching out the plot

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

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I feel that we're abusing the high hat and the brass section in this sound track

"You can have this locker." *climbs into the locker* #monsterdon

"Do you love me?"

Lady, I've known you a week. #Monsterdon

Get to the 4TH DIMENSION!!!!

#monsterdon

Tony is good at taking girls. Taking them from his stone faced brother. Taking dames that don't belong to him. But those dames are rotten to the core.
#Monsterdon #4Dman

ONCE AGAIN a midcentury movie accidentally becomes polyamorous. #Monsterdon

I wonder what the corgonite is up to

#monsterdon

The possessive language is making me ill. #monsterdon

#monsterdon I believe that if she was no-good we'd be able to tell from the saxophones.

when will the 4th dimension show up?

#monsterdon

Tony looks like my stepdad 🤮

#Monsterdon

Good grief, let's move on...more jazz scenes!

#Monsterdon

Are we watching... The Triumph of the Will?

#Monsterdon #Godwinned

they've known each other, what, 18 hours? that's plenty of time obviously.

#monsterdon #4DMan1959

You're my brother's property

#Monsterdon

"I've taken a girl from him before! That's why I'm the 4-D man!"

#monsterdon #4Dman1959

#monsterdon Playful falling down the stairs. Who's an insurance double-indemnity whore? That's right! TONY IS A WHORE. A personal injury attorney whore. He makes wet spots when he hears ambulance klaxons.

is somebody gonna be 4D ever?

#monsterdon

TONY HAS PENETRATED

LINDA'S HEART

#monsterdon

"scientific bullshit" should be the name of this brothers band.
#4dman1959
#monsterdon

It's called a hypothesis! I said it was going to happen and it did! science!
#Monsterdon #4DMan

Is he an alchemist or a mad scientist?

Both can be in the same place?

#monsterdon
#4Dman1959

"Amplifying atomic fields" OMG 🤦

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

"I willed it!"

Um, yeah.

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

The shoulda Willed a better script....

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Who gave it to ya? The clap? The same wench that won't bring you the fucking COFFEE!!!

Dick Van Dyke entrance! #monsterdon #4dman1959

I was not prepared for how hep this movie is.

#monsterdon #4DMan1959

bro just about killed himself with a pencil. impressive.

#Monsterdon

the pen(cil) is stronger than the carconite

#monsterdon #4Dman1959

#monsterdon

Cargonite is a floorwax and a dessert topping!

He sounds like he’s pitching a magic show.

#Monsterdon

Jazz music and a dick van dyke pratfall? #monsterdon

Wow that banister is super wobbly. #monsterdon

or chocolate and peanut butter. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon👨 ⬆️ ↔️ 🔄 ⏲️ 🧱 👨 😱

an 'intermingling of atoms'?? In a family film???

Lead and Gold took 50 years to mingle. Like me at any party ever.

#monsterdon #4DMan1959

There is nothing I can not penetrate!
#monsterdon

@jonny Tony's an expert at penetrating...*dragged off stage*

#monsterdon

#monsterdon

Wow.. now we have literal pratfalls.

*Mastodon circa 2018 voice* tony fucks the cargonite

#Monsterdon

Cargon take me away!

#Monsterdon

"It can be penetrated"

"You just want to play around"

#Monsterdon

Spock, what do you think about penetrating Cargonite?

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon👨 ⬆️ ↔️ 🔄 ⏲️ 🧱 👨 😱

And a pencil!

Anything can be penetrated. Even your fiancée. Who you practically gave to me. #monsterdon

(been watching Archer)
Phasing!
#monsterdon

Too many double entendre opportunities in this movie...

#monsterdon
#4Dman1959

#monsterdon Gentlemen, and... lets call that one a lady…

Remember kids eat your Cargonite and drink you Ovaltine.
#Monsterdon #4Dman

#monsterdon Caga-nite

I always laugh when someone says "Cargonite." Oh I laugh and laugh.

#monsterdon #4DMan

Why SECURITY?

What's going on with these posters?

#monsterdon #4DMan1959

He really wants to try penetrating that cargonite.
#Monsterdon #4DMan1959