I'm telling you, Scott and Doctor are an item, if they allowed themselves to be like that.

Oh bugger, he dead.

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cargonite take me away

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Dude, you jumbled around his internal organs when you stuck your hands right through him.

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@gnomon They invented the fourth dimension before they invented atmospheric soundtracks apparently

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A lot's happened. We did a whole montage about it. #Monsterdon #4DMan1959

@yatsu lol, oh me too #Monsterdon

Good job, you robbed a bank and now you can turn people into Henry Kissinger with a touch. #Monsterdon

just reached out and killed 'im!

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Scott needs to phase into a bottle of Oil of Olay, that'll fix him right up.

#monsterdon #4dman1959

this what my house looks like when i'm deep in Research Phase too.

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The first thing everyone does when they find out their mutant power is to rob a bank.

#Monsterdon

He got into baking and had a terrible accident with the flour. Then underslept.

#monsterdon #4dman

This is what happens when you ignore the security posters.

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Scott, now looking 40.

Get it? 40? 4-D? hehehehe #monsterdon

"Oh no! My complexion!"

#monsterdon #4dman1959

Oh no!!! He’s been attacked by talcum powder!!!! #Monsterdon

oh no someone put gray crap on his face while he slept #monsterdon

Man discovers he can reach through solid objects and immediately starts doing crimes. Now I understand why the 60s Batman music is in the background. #monsterdon

#monsterdon I'd like you to unzip your pants. Show me... your notes. All your notes. ;)

The Gary Seven origin story is different then what I expected.

#4dMan1959 #Monsterdon

Silly of that jewelry store to leave their window open #monsterdon

“I can steal all the apples I can eat! This is the greatest thing that’s ever happened to me!”

#Monsterdon

Very steep slippery slope. Right to diamond necklaces! #Monsterdon

"Why, if I had that power, I could shoplift apples.All the apples." #monsterdon

Of course, they didn't have cashpoints then...I would have gone straight for those with my powers

I like the science noise he makes when he's phasing, like the Star Trek transporter

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First you steal an apple. Then it's a jewelry heist. Then you move on to banks.

#Monsterdon #4DMan1959

who needs scientific breakthru when you can have petty crime?!?

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Okay that stealing mail and putting it back in the slot shot is really well done. I'm sure exactly how they did it. Bravo effects crew.
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stolen apples just taste better, what can I say?

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#monsterdon Perfectly normal for a jewelry shop to have giant glass windows even when closed.

Like why aren't any of these fuckers bringing Dinosaurs back? Just...going to islands instead and....

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wow IMMEDIATELY goes and commits a crime lol

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🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

⁉️ 4D TRIVIA 🥼🧓☢️

He throws the apple away twice if you watch carefully

#4DMan1959

#monsterdon He just repeated himself, not explained, just ran with the line a second time. Are ye deef…

MAIL FRAUD

IN

4-D #monsterdon

One of the side effects could be a potentially fatal taint infection!

#monsterdon #4DMan1959

Scott uses his new powers to PERFORM MAIL THEFT

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Some *body* once told me,
My brainwaves were a little diff'rent.
I ain't the most Pauli-exclusive tool in the shed.
She was looking kinda great,
With her finger and her thumb,
halfway through the Corgonite plate. #Monsterdon #4DMan1959

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he pulled out a letter and then he smelled it

what’s Linda up to #Monsterdon

Fondling flowers takes Roy's creepiness to a whole new level

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Um, should we let the guy with weird brain things and the ability to stick a hand through metal drive the car?

This seems like an accident waiting to happen #Monsterdon

Turn it to 11.

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take-the-care-and-go-on-home brass section

"I'm smug as fuck, boss. This is my smug as fuck face." #Monsterdon

Tony and Scot are driving and having two totally different conversations, aren’t they?

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Good thing Scott is not dealing with the Gom Jabbar test. #monsterdon #4dman1959

"Wonder where those notes are"

Cancerous plot tumor came and stole them while you weren't looking.

#Monsterdon

Checkov's headache

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#monsterdon Did the metal blank make a "wah" sound? LOL.

waiting for Scott to fall into the center of the earth now.

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I guess the 4th dimension was being a diva and refusing to leave its trailer. #Monsterdon

Seat belts, shmeat belts!

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@diazona they could make sweet amalgamations together.
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For the last half of the movie he forgets gravity, phases 100m deep and has to dig himself back up. #monsterdon

Movie is half over and FINALLY we get some fourth dimensional action #monsterdon

@socketwench #monsterdon

lel a real scientist would get their Grad Student to stick their hand in....

The soundtrack thinks we should be freaked out.

Or reciting Jack Kerouac. Either way.

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Yes, a real scientist sticks his hand in twice.

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Tony, it's Scott. Come down here I have a magic trick to show you.

#monsterdon #4DMan1959

Always a good idea to experiment on yourself. #Monsterdon #4DMan1959

This dick wearing a TIE with a houserobe?! #monsterdon

This is another movie that woulda made a great 30-minute Twilight Zone episode, right?

#monsterdon

Someone needs to review lab safety protocols again.

#Monsterdon #4dMan1959

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Woo, he willed his hand free.

Scott keeps smashing the coffee pot.

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He's lucky he only put his fingers through the metal plate.

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We all know his hand is *not* the body part he’d get stuck there first #Monsterdon

that should take care of his iron dosages for the next 5 years

#monsterdon #4Dman1959

did chinless just steal our papers? okay, rude.

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I saw your force field! Heh heh heh!!

okay it's not a *bad* effect, really.

#monsterdon

Now stick your head in.

#monsterdon #4dman

Dammit I put my hand through solid metal again. #monsterdon

#monsterdon ok act natural, no one has to know your hand is stuck in the cube, just say you're working late and you wanted to carry the cube around, yeah that's it

We're all thinking it, right?

"Lucky you tried that with your hand and not your---"

#Monsterdon

The Wikipedia plot description of this movie makes it sound interesting.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4D_Man

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ruh roh

What's OSHA going to say about this? #monsterdon

Well, he always was

HANDY

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finally

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#monsterdon Yeah, that's what would happen if I tried it.

Oh look, we finally got a fucked-up science to happen #monsterdon

DOH Got my hand stuck!
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ANGRY JAZZ!

WITH THE AXE!

SMASHY SMAAAAASH!

BA WOW!

#monsterdon #4DMan1959

ha ha, steel plate's got your hand

#monsterdon

Chekhov didn't have to wait long at all.
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#4Dman1959

That's gotta hurt

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#4DMan

Ok. Y’all were right about Chekov’s fire axe

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This soundtrack deserves a movie where stuff actually happens. #Monsterdon

OH SHIT SCOTTY DIDN'T KNOW! #Monsterdon

40 minutes in... where's the monster? #Monsterdon #4DMan1959 🎥🍿

Scott right now

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@diazona That's more accurate 🤣

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"What's his name, invented the byro. Parker!"

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OMG! It’s a little Patty Duke! Her face looks like Sean Astin’s!

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I think one of the type of mosquito I'm really allergic too ended up in my apartment, I have 3 large bites that are awful and this movie isn't remotely distracting enough.

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Those red lips are really popping in all those muted greens and blues. #Monsterdon #4Dman

Linda: "Scott, you're sciencing too hard"

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