I have a foolproof method: All of the men just need to shave and put on long, flowing wigs with beautiful haircare.

#monsterdon

The toe-squeeze!
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Lol, Cliff Chandler has brought some backup Sleazy Men

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SMOOSH SMOOSH SMOOSH SMOOSH #monsterdon

#Monsterdon the professor is leaking raspberry coulis. Neat.

I hate that Clifford
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#monsterdon or... not? not stepping??? woahhh!!!! for the toe grip of death???!!! Whata a surprise!

Hooray yeti stomp! #TeamMonster

#Monsterdon

Now THAT'S some Foley

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Ohh.. Death by toe jam. Even worse. #Monsterdon #Yeti1977

extended yeti foot stomp.... double extended? uhh

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Ok you can go. Sike! #Monsterdon

DEATH BY TOEJAM!

#monsterdon #yeti1977

It wasn't until this moment that I realized the yeti has the same kind of unsettling mundane face as the titular monsters of Attack on Titan. He just needs to chew on more people. #MoNsTeRdOn

get stomped motherfucker! that was always an option because i was always 4 stories tall!!!! #monsterdon

@msh Well we knew all along he had good fashion sense

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Who are these men, and why do we care?

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THE STINK

IT'S CRUSHING ME

the foot massage is kinda nice tho

#monsterdon #Yeti1977

I’m very angry right now.

#Monsterdon #YetiGiantOfTheTwentiethCentury1977 #TeamYeti

Foot SMASH! Prop win for the movie.!!! #Monsterdon #Yeti1977

Not much money, maybe a quarter or something.

#monsterdon #yeti1977

Yes! YES! Squish! #Monsterdon #Yeti1977

Promotional consideration provided by Massey Ferguson. #monsterdon

Shake hands with danger, Italian actor!

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Inconspicuous pile of boxes you've got there. #Monsterdon #Yeti1977

WHY DID HE SCREAM?!?!??!?!

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Can you operate a forklift, boy?

#monsterdon #Yeti1977

This coffee is good to the last drop.
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"Let's separate" Goons are fickle with LOVE. #monsterdon

@jonny I hate that I heard this in the voices I have to hear talking like this at work. #monsterdon #yeti

Do we have Massey Fergusson merchandising on this movie?
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#monsterdon those are some nice looking construction equipment with clearly displayed logos

For being dead, he sure is breathing heavy.

Is Carmina Burana the yeti's theme music?

#Monsterdon #Yeti1977

One tank of oxygen oughta do it! #Monsterdon #yeti1977

#Monsterdon 🦍 🌨️ 🗓️ 😱

that's literally the worst hiding I've ever seen

yeeti has fully internalized his brand identity and is now going to war with the other brands #monsterdon

MFing tractors all over this MFing warehouse

#monsterdon #Yeti1977

oh that is

full on yeti freeball right there

D:

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"It won't start!"

That's what you get for buying a Canadian car.

#monsterdon #yeti

“Don’t know what could have happened to the oxygen. The only people here were me and these two goons.” #monsterdon

Ah, yeah! Yeti knows what's up. Those are the guys who tried to sabotage everything. Get 'em, Yeti! Don't listen to Jane.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I just need Jodi to put the hat on Jeff and then Muffy and Sam will come and help put everything right. #TodaysSpecialYeti

The triumphant remix of the Yeti is so tall song!
Oh Yeti mad at the guys that killed the professor. He was like family!
#Monsterdon #Yeti

Are we supposed to be rooting for the yeti to recover? Because uh

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lol it morphs into a medical mystery #Monsterdon

#monsterdon look at him dodge those thrown boxes. He's a ninja.

Spending too much time with these two characters who should have died five minutes ago

I get that Massey Ferguson can supply Heavy Plant to the Toronto area, thanks lads

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I will cardboard box you to death!!! #Monsterdon #Yeti1977

And now he's standing in the building.
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DAMMIT MOVIE!

#monsterdon #yeti1977

My favorite part if when he Yetis all over those guys

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YETI JUSTICE

#monsterdon #yeti

... nope, sorry, strangled him between his toes.

#Monsterdon #Yeti1977

Dog subtitles:
"...oh great Yeti, it was the hoo-mans. Destroy them!"

#Monsterdon #YetiGiantOfThe20thCentury

Not the toes!!

I might not ever be able to unsee that #Monsterdon

On the other hand, that is a creative foot murder there, good job #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🦍 🌨️ 🗓️ 😱

Bork, Indio, bork!

So he's uh, not proportional?

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ew, strangled between his toes. gruesome. #monsterdon

So we're supposed to believe coma yeti killed the scientist? #Monsterdon #Yeti1977

"who did it" "the yeti was the one" * male damsel faint * #monsterdon

#Monsterdon you gotta switch all the switchies on the switchy machine and then we can kill the yeti!

You can't have a STEALTH SEQUENCE with a FIFTY FOOT APE

FOUL #Monsterdon

how did any of those people get onto the yeti floor?

#monsterdon #Yeti1977

YES step on him (unpleasant)
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Was that cop-car-rollout even day or night or was it just day?

#monsterdon #yeti1977

Girl: *sobbing, devastated to lose her cryptid love*
Boy: *silently losing his innocence to the cruelty of life*
Dog: 🎶 ba-con ba-con ba-con 🎶

#monsterdon

Oh hey Lassie's back #monsterdon

They Yeti is going to pull through! He's not gone into a Canadian coma.
#Monsterdon #Yeti

They're really not consistent about how big the yeti is.

#monsterdon #Yeti1977

Oh, wait. Is it Hunnicut who killed the professor or this other company who's trying to compete? I'm so confused.

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"Hello. It's 3 A.M. Do you know where your yeti is?"

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I learned that toe-hold in BJJ

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His feet look way different than when they were getting thawed.

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It's always really jarring to see these phone-related dangers in older movies, how do we even make suspense or horror in movies anymore

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wow that is TERRIBLE day for night 😬

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Hiding amongst the large, very heavy construction equipment is honestly not the worst plan.

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Oh. Or uh help the professor first Lassie.
#Monsterdon #Yeti

#Monsterdon 🦍 🌨️ 🗓️ 😱

INDIO IS BACK thank goodness but why and what and where and who and when?

she's like fifteen at most you gross assholes #monsterdon

Oh, great acting by the goons!
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@iris just yeti things I guess

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I really wanna see the Yeti in mirrored aviators and a Carnivale outfit before the movie is out.

#monsterdon #yeti

are they trying to elevate this into like a highminded industrial espionage movie!?!?!? this is a movie about yeeti!!!! #monsterdon

What kind of tough guy has one move, and it's slamming a guy against a filing cabinet several times in a row? #monsterdon

Pupper is back #monsterdon #yeti1977

Yeti HATES those jackets with those ties. He finds it offensive. And I agree.

#Monsterdon

She calls the man that is a "mother and a father" to her Professor Henry?!?!?!?

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@Violinknitter yeah there has been a notable lack of anyone dying so far

Despite there being a few who definitely deserve it

(still hoping for yeti smash #TeamMonster)

#Monsterdon

@bstacey Shh you... :) #Monsterdon #Yeti1977

Was this a slow motion murder? 😲

#Monsterdon #YetiGiantOfTheTwentiethCentury1977

Oh so THIS is where they force him to breathe our air! #Monsterdon #yeti1977

What is even going on with this string music during the old science guy's murder?

#monsterdon #yeti1977

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Of course the car won't start.

What a surprise, the real monsters are the rich businessmen

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"It went like CROCK work?" #monsterdon

Where was she carrying a dime? #monsterdon

You see, we know they're gangsters because they're wearing pin-stripe suits.

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impressive, 10 minutes before lack of oxygen kills him? that's highly unusual. #monsterdon

Those are some noisy cardboard boxes!

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this movie just got really bloody and violent all of a sudden

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