"Hi folks, I'm Clayton Rockjaw, I'll be your protagonist tonight." #Monsterdon
The scientist looks like heβs about to settle down for a long winterβs nap. #Monsterdon
Giant Baked Alaskas of the 20th Century #monsterdon
Man, I'd be *pissed* if I was woken from a nap by some assholes with flamethrowers torching my tooties!
@moira No expense spared.
6 mins in already peepin some yeti toes π #monsterdon
Aha, our first look at Antonella Interlenghi! Love the hair.
Don't burn the feet!
#monsterdon
#Yeti: Giant of the 20th Century
Jurassic Park ripped off this beginning. #Monsterdon
He died, yeti lived
I donβt usually do dubs, trying to match cadence of words can make for some slightly awkward sounding dialogue. (And feels quite off when watching mouths. I literally thought the setting of the Portuguese Netflix series β3%β featured telepathic communication supported by occasional spoken word. It was dubbed into English without my recognition.)
Edit: Let me not write the opposite word of what I meant. π )
#Monsterdon #YetiGiantOfTheTwentiethCentury1977 #SubsNotDubs
We have piggies!!! #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon why the flamethrowers. How about just waiting for it to naturally defrost? Talk about freezer burn. Yikes
Guys, #monsterdon is really familiarizing me with flamethrowers as a casual tool.
I wonder what shampoo and conditioner that girl uses, such a shiny coat
I've never seen a jacket made entirely of American Cheese before
"...this thing is priceless"
"Then, maybe we shouldn't be using flame throwers?"
jurassic park voice: shoot it! shoooot itttt!
#monsterdon
In my days "permanent vacation" meant DEATH. #monsterdon
Are we meant to think that this dude is hanging from that helicopter? The one that was making all that noise just a minute ago? The one that's not even blowing his hair? And this guy can smell the soup with the helicopter blowing like that?
#monsterdon
I already love this
#Monsterdon
The wardrobe dept. has outdone itself on this one. #monsterdon
Epic Carmina-based soundtrack leads directly into "Hi Henry I'm here!" in awkward overdubbed faux-Southern(?) accent
Seems about right
Flamethrowers are the most subtle way to thaw an Ice-Man
gotta hand it to this bourgeois parasite, that was a pretty boss entrance #monsterdon
I think the cooking instructional thing in the Star Wars Christmas Special was better.
he's definitely being lowered by a real helicopter they could definitely afford and not a crane at all
I movies where the Capitalist is the Baddie
Damn you Morgan, breakfast thief!
They are old lovers, that passion isn't a casual friendship from Uni....
Soundtrack writing a check that no way this movie is cashing. #Monsterdon
I want a chopper couch #monsterdon
Imagine you're cooking outside and THIS joker shows up behind you to heckle you. Dang.
the dude on the air seat wasn't actually a part of the film, he just photobombed the set. #monsterdon
I feel like this move is a pretty good ice-breaker for new #Monsterdon people
I want it on record that I voted for this movie before most of you were born. #monsterdon
This is the most Italian Canadian movie.
#Monsterdon #Yeti
#Monsterdon yay! Niagara Falls! About an hour out of Toronto but yay!
Not gonna lie, kinda tempted to silence the movie & listen to Carmina Burana instead #Monsterdon
There is a helicopter at the start, is this going to be like a James Bond film where they blow most of the budget in the first couple of minutes?
Looks like a strong Italian contingent involved
#monsterdon
#Monsterdon just take some stock photography from the CN tower whydontcha.
ngl this opening track is pretty dope.
Itβs pretty icy there. Gonna miss those ice caps later in the 21st century.
Hunnicut Enterprises? Wow, BJ's doing okay for himself. Better than Radar anyway. #Monsterdon
carmina yeti burana
Oh my gosh, the composer is ripping off Carmina Burana!!! #Monsterdon
ok confession: i have seen this before, but i still voted and campaigned for it. i'm sorry
lol, tbf, that's how I want to travel!
#Monsterdon we have Italian names! I repeat! Italian names! So many vowels!
Is this song "O Fortuna"? #monsterdon
If you think an Italian-Canadian co-production is going to make a tasty combo, like a Reese's Peanut Butter cup. Boy, are you going to be disappointed. #Monsterdon
Hey guys maybe global warming wasn't such a good idea
#Monsterdon π¦ π¨οΈ ποΈ π±
Oh no is this about climate change
Ok, full approval of the orchestral score already #Monsterdon
How yeti are we? #monsterdon
I can tell because the glaciers are melting.
How did they afford all this water?
how about that for a cold open
Well, this movie went off the edge right away
Yeti is loaded and ready to roll.
Let's go #monsterdon
Getting ready to watch βYetiββ¦
#Monsterdon
#Monsterdon begins!
Would ya just watch the hair. Ya know, I work on my hair a long time and you hit it.
@allanb @ramsey @Copperplate @riedlr
Tough call. #monsterdon
βDoes YOUR hair look this good when youβre thawed out by flame throwers? If you use YETI brand shampoo and conditioner it does!β
#monsterdon
this is my first usage of LosslessCut, a wonderful little OSS application for "editing multitool" (lossless) video tasks, like quickly clipping a segment
https://github.com/mifi/lossless-cut
#Monsterdon denizens of various persuasions may be interested in knowing about this delightful cross-platform thingy.
Does anyone here feels that the end of tonight's #monsterdon movie would really improve if the whole cast singed "We no speak Americano" at the end?
@riedlr would probably fall under #Monsterdon's loose sense of horror, and sure would be fun
Looks like Tubi doesn't have a copy, although the Internet Archive does. If a free to watch not-the-IA copy can be found I think it would be a strong contender on the poll!
@Copperplate @allanb @riedlr @ramsey you say this like itβs an unrealistic goal. #monsterdon
@riedlr Ooh, that looks good! #Monsterdon
Hey, they were clairvoyantly covering my band! π€£
Watching #monsterdon late and the hashtag seems to say it was solidly "meh"
Top highlights of this week's #monsterdon movie (Yeti: Giant of the 20th Century):
- fully articulated yeti nipple
- funky 70s remix of O Fortuna
- Good Dog
10/10, would recommend
@YsengrinWolf No smoking?
#monsterdon
@bstacey I can only imagine he suddenly realized that he was in this terrible film. #monsterdon #yeti1977
@moira It's one of those things I just can't stop watching, despite my attempts. It's mesmerizing!
@moira
And the feet smashing windows!
why dies the girl only wear white, anyway? Is she Pierrot? Italian comedy has changed a bit. #monsterdon
Now I'm sad I did the Space: 1999 intro for Frogs and not for Yeti
@ramsey YAAAAAAAS
@Copperplate I fear I would not be equipped to do it justice which would be a blot on #monsterdon
@davesdogmaggie I KNOW RIGHT? You look at the rest of the list and - well, Critters 2 should work pretty well. But some of those others, hoo boy.
But they could surprise me.
Itβs gonna take a few weeks after this masterpiece for us to watch a movie and not think βmehβ, but weβll get through it.
Oh and post-#monsterdon I can add that it is _fantastic_ with blackberry preserves. Fantastic synthesis. Probably the vanilla, of course. But it works!
For those of you scrolling through your timeline, you're about to hit a big mass of Monsterdon postings about Yeti: Giant of the 20th Century (1977).
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Disc-O Fortuna!
dog is hurt, I will rub my spit on him #monsterdon
@riedlr P.S. thanks for the perfect setup
If you thought Yeti was bizarre - check out the Japanese 1977 "House"!
Maybe a future nomination?!?!
#monsterdon
Oh yeah - there was no coffee or smoking that I noticed.
EDIT: since this is getting faved ... it has been pointed out that there *is* indeed smoking in an early scene. Mea culpa.
My #letterboxd review for this film that will doubtless confound future scholars of cinema. Two stars https://letterboxd.com/film/yeti-the-giant-of-the-20th-century/ #monsterdon
If you're reading this, you're at the tail end of a long stream of posts on the feed about #Monsterdon, a fediverse community movie-watching event. This week we watched YETI (1977). See the post at the top of this thread for more info:
#Monsterdon #yeti was far worse than I remembered. This worries me. It implies I may voluntarily watch it for a third time in another 30 years π¬
Mimmo Crao is also in a sex comedy anthology called Sex With a Smile that also features Marty Feldman, aka Eye-gor from Young Frankenstein
@SordidAmok it's just not the same