The climbing scene makes me want to play Rampage (1986)
The sequel: #monsterdon
Starring J.D. Vance as The Yeti
Yeti gets very nervous during flights
...lewd? lewd.
#Monsterdon π¦ π¨οΈ ποΈ π±
Thank you, Monsterdonians, for making me laugh until I could not breathe. Also, thanks for choosing Indio's only film, apparently
Thanks especially to @Taweret for hosting, @Cherizilla for bingo, @JoeWynne for trivia
And in the end, she swiped left.
#monsterdon
Yeti Jesus said "the time when you only saw one set of footprints. It was then that i carried you."
#monsterdon
MOVIE TRIVIA: The actor that played The Yeti also played one of the Crites in the movie Critters #monsterdon #jdvance
@OliviaVespera There was a station wagon during the Marketing Montage #monsterdon
No! Don't go in the booth! A helicopter will life you into the skies.
#Monsterdon #Yeti
This is a two bowl movie for sure. #monsterdon
Unexpected filming locations. I guess we'll be seeing lots of Toronto landmarks of the 70s. Hmmm, 1977 might be a bit early for CN tower isn't it? Maybe just done that year?
Who wore it better? The Yeti or Farrah Fawcett?
@riedlr @ramsey Mhmm. #monsterdon
@Newpa_Hasai But what if not... #monsterdon #theyetians
That nipple's going to be stuck firmly in my mind for a while.
Yeti was in a movie about haircare with an environmental message. Sadly that wasn't the movie we watched.
#Monsterdon #Yeti
Now do we all understand why Monsterdon had to see this movie? Why it was championed for so long? It's so dumb and so crazy. And it has Lassie Jesus.
Also a yeti I guess?
#Monsterdon #Yeti
Best scene in the entire movie.
π¦#MONSTERDON Goodbye!
Thank you @Taweret for hosting this furry farce! Now I need a snack!
and thanks @Cherizilla for the Bingo card! "Monsterdon cheers for the Yeti" is def appropriate.
And to all the members of the Real Time Film Analysis Squad: You bet your erect nipple this was one of the best tootstreams!
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Hoodies, pillows, shirts, more, all kinds of colors and fabrics!
@skatem at this point in Canada - 1977 - there was a weird- haired celebrity child singer named Rene Simard that I suspect they may have been channelling here with Herbie.
Greatest sad face on the history of italian-canadian cinema.
#monsterdon
MOVIE TRIVIA: The role of Devil Girl was originally played by JD Vance. The role was recast after test audiences died of cringe. #monsterdon #JDVance
FUN FACT: The actor that played The Yeti later played Skeletor in Masters Of The Universe (1987)
I will hug them and pet them. Call them George. #monsterdon
Are you ther God? Itβs me, Yeti. #Monsterdon
YETI NIPPLE! OH NO! OH NOOOO!
#Monsterdon #Yeti
Heβs going into Future Shock!
Found out about a new spot near me today. Their pasta gets really food reviews but I was feeling pizza-ey. Crust is perfectly done and the tomato sauce is nice and thick. Definitely try the lasagna/spaghetti. #Monsterdon
You're hair isn't truly great, unless it's YETI great. Try new Alpine-scented YETI shampoo and conditioner.
"I was frozen for a MILLION YEARS. Talk about bed head! But I woke up without a worry about how my hair would look, because I always use YETI brand shampoo and conditioner."
Mr Yee T., Satisfied Customer
@SnoopJ And here's a one-second, take-away clip to share with your friends (or notβprobably not).
Dunno who asked for it but I saw a request fly by. Here is the entire Yeti Nipple Sequence for your viewing (dis)pleasure
I forgot to show you! It was delicious though, like key lime pie with crunchy coconut
Yeti pudding #Monsterdon
@moira When you tell your kids this story, remember, you asked for it.
I kind of love how in all these YouTube previews the play button spared us the Yeti Butt Crack experience. #Monsterdon #Yeti1977
starring Mimmo Crao as Yeti
I did get a bingo btw ^_^
#monsterdon Happy Ending: magical Yeti Spit apparently heals dead pet. (That's a real thing that happened in the movie)
This bangin disco hit theme song is "Yeti". Played by "The Yetians!"
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GQL2M8ZDp0w&pp=0gcJCfcAhR29_xXO
#monsterdon What kind of uniform is that pilot wearing? Is he fresh from the Napoleonic wars?
"what's a scale?" #monsterdon
That's a good mockup of the actual warehouse, seen below.
OH YEAH!!!
#Monsterdon #Yeti
I'm tired of these Massey Ferguson Yetis on this Massey Ferguson plane.
#Monsterdon #Yeti
Cinematography by Quentin Tarantino.
#Monsterdon #Yeti
#monsterdon It's thematic because the Yeti was also in a booth.
All the Canuck women are like... #monsterdon
Yeti leaning into frame, "hey girl~ How you doin~?"
#Monsterdon #Yeti
1970s Toronto cop cars you look ridiculous.
#Monsterdon #Yeti
I LOVED that game!!! #monsterdon
I keep asking #monsterdon
Lassie is doing Lassie shit!
WHo left this giant monster footprint boy?
#Monsterdon #Yeti
Glad everyone else is as horrified as I am #Monsterdon
Yeti. He cleans up nice. #Monsterdon
The Yetiβs voice actor #monsterdon
#monsterdon The yeti is going to get all soggy. They should have put it in a plastic bag before soaking it in warm water.
Prehistoric Facetime.
The eighth dwarf, Henry, became a professor of paleontology. #monsterdon
#monsterdon Uh, is this a porno movie?
(legally distinct Carmina Burana) I do like that the low brass earned their paycheck in the first 5 seconds though
gotta come back to this thread and add a still of that Univac system
@emma fully articulated! π€£
OMG! What if it WASN'T Yeti's NIPPLE?!?!? #monsterdon
If you thought Yeti was bizarre - check out the Japanese 1977 "House"!
Maybe a future nomination?!?!
#monsterdon
My personal favorite #monsterdon bit is whenever something is destroyed in a very obligatory fashion to post "He hates X" In the style of Steve Martin in The Jerk #monsterdon
Sadly no bingo for me this week
#monsterdon I think that's all i got for #monsterdonbingo
Uh.... is anyone getting this weird video on mikayu.media?!? #monsterdon
Well this was just.... #monsterdon
Does the dog die? Yes.
But the dog also comes back to life!
Sometimes Monsterdon gets to have it both ways!
#Monsterdon #Yeti
Bingo!
#monsterdon
#Yeti: Giant of the 20th Century
Interesting Trivia: In the 70s, mute children had to wear bowties to identify them as such. #monsterdon
Uhh, the police has a univac! fancy
#monsterdon
BINGO!
Herbie reminds me a bit of Fred Savage.
Amazon Yeti Prime delivery. #monsterdon
Yeti vs constructicons?
#Monsterdon #Yeti
#monsterdon Imagining the Live action Scooby Doo that could have been produced with this film's budget
The DOGE shows up to f**k with the Yeti. #monsterdon
They can't keep scale right. #monsterdon #yeti1977
#monsterdon Some senous keming issues in the city of MetropolicΓ©.
That's #MonsterdonBingo for me, by the way
Muhahaha #Monsterdon #Yeti1977
Who the fuck was this guy? Would any Canadians like to explain?
#monsterdon
Public Safety Sign.
#monsterdon #yeti1977
who said we did'nt have great fx? not me!
#monsterdon
Some of tonight's music is by The Yetians. #monsterdon
#monsterdon Please no more flash photography, he'll use "Blue Steel"!
Yeti kisses? The director's barely disguised fetish.
#Monsterdon #Yeti
@Taweret No!
#monsterdon Even prehistoric Yeti know that the best treatment for a gunshot wound is an unmarked aerosol can.
#monsterdon POV new Donald Trump's cabinet is here to rescue you from the Yeti