X: The Man with the X-Ray Eyes
Floaty Birb
Floaty Birb
floatybirb

The Preacher asks people if they want to come forward to be saved, and Doc X shows up. The Preacher is like "Do you want to be Saved?" and Doc X is like "No, I see all things. In the center of the universe there is a Great Eye that sees us all!"

The preacher decides that this guy sees the Devil and Sin, and because of the book of Matthew he should pluck out his eyes, which he does. Then credits.

WUT.

Plaid
Plaid
plaidtron3000@jorts.horse

So when improving your vision, remember that your eyes are quite small, and that if you lower (UGH LENGTHEN) the wavelengths you can see, you become more and more diffraction limited. And we can see X's vision has really awful dispersion.

#monsterdon
#XTheManWithXrayEyes

Floaty Birb
Floaty Birb
floatybirb

The next part of this movie is Doc X in a car driving away on his own while cursed with supernatural vision, while the highway patrol chases him with a helicopter. Eventually, he runs out of zigzags and crashes his car, but survives and stumbles away.

Cactuar Joe
Cactuar Joe
CactuarJoe@retro.pizza

He lost control because he saw a uranium deposit out in the desert. Next he's gonna steal a steam shovel and make a crooked deal with a dishonest mining foreman. #Monsterdon

Floaty Birb
Floaty Birb
floatybirb

As everyone can see his Sith Lord X-Ray eyes and the cops are here, Doc X throws piles of money at people as a distraction and then gets into a car and drives away. But of course he doesn't have his glasses so he sees through everything while's driving and almost crashes into a farm truck and then decides to break every road law at once.

Cactuar Joe
Cactuar Joe
CactuarJoe@retro.pizza

You know how Frogs was really just people slipping on things and dying while frogs looked on?

This movie is "a dude who HAPPENS to have X-ray vision makes a series of bad decisions which he probably would have made anyway, which ruin his life." #Monsterdon

Ben Zanin
Ben Zanin
gnomon

Quoth @k8eb: "why are you stealing a car? You can't see! It's daylight, ya got lizard eyes, _you're not looking at the road_..!"

Andy L.
Andy L.
apLundell@timeloop.cafe

#monsterdon No way. There's no way you could predict the payout of a slot machine.

They don't keep that kind of internal state. That would be both stupid and illegal.

Brad
Brad
bk1e

@diazona It’s not the number from the sample Social Security cards included in wallets sold at Woolworth’s (which was also a real person’s number)

Andy L.
Andy L.
apLundell@timeloop.cafe

#monsterdon Oh boy, vegas.

In movies, they never do this well. They just use their super-power to win constantly. Which is suspicious as heck.

Let's see if this guy is smart enough to just win one or two long-shots.

Floaty Birb
Floaty Birb
floatybirb

In the getaway car, Doc X and the Lovely Assistant decide to elope and/or do crimes. Doc X realizes that there's a place in the desert with lots of money that he could get, and then we get blurry pictures of Las Vegas, so this is now a heist movie.