monsterdon replay · Best of Waxwork

"So... we could've got a small fraction of the old geezers here to do a distraction and
firebombed the place after all?
Guess I was wrong to pooh-pooh that plan and go for the one that let them complete the ritual".

@strangefour

Happy now?

Gotta love those oh-so-realistic flames on the house

If you want a scene done right you do it yourself. Thank you David Warner! He has the dignity to fall into a vat of boiling wax.
#Monsterdon #WaxWork

cargot_robbie@urbanists.social

@strangefour Wish granted! LOL #Monsterdon #WrongWax 👹🍿🎥 #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

🏳️‍🌈 Brie 🌞🚴🌱✨

I stepped away to do post-Monsterdon dishes and now there's a sword fight with... Possibly Matthew Lillard as a pirate??

SHE BROUGHT AN AXE TO A SWORD FIGHT, what did I MISS?

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

Is the house owner of the Waxworks reminding anyone else of Willy Wonka? No, just me??

combatwombat@hachyderm.io

bobert

@crowbriarhexe Uncanny resemblance. #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature

It's all fun and games until someone starts playing triumphant music

David Warner is the best part of this movie. But this might be the worst movie he's ever been in.
#Monsterdon #WaxWork

Elderly angry villagers? An armored wheel chair that looks like it's from Megaforce?
#Monsterdon #WaxWork

How wisely do you have to use a sword?

None of this explains the portals

Actually none of this explains any of this

The killer baby from It's Alive?
A sideshow freak?
A fucking alien???
#Monsterdon #WaxWork

The Nutty Zombie From Hell. One of the most evil people to ever live. The star of a shitty zombie movie. Yeah that checks out.
#Monsterdon #WaxWork

"If you don't believe in all of this, then the barrier can't stop you.
Unless you think it's actually a hallucination caused by LSD-dosed tea. Then it won't let you through, even though you don't think it is real."

Somehow the marques will find a time machine and have his revenge boy! And it will involve pegging or something. I dunno. This movie is held together with spit and tape.
#Monsterdon #WaxWork

My God, how will it end? #Monsterdon #WrongWax 👹🍿🎥 #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

So he knows the weird rules of these portals... how?
#Monsterdon #WaxWork

Um, why didn't this portal change his clothes? #Monsterdon #WrongWax 👹🍿🎥 #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

So one of the 18 most evil people of all time is just some zombie???
#Monsterdon #WaxWork

They're coming to get you Barbara.
Err Billy.
Wait why is this the only one where it's a different visual style? Shouldn't some of the other portals have had different film grain or something? They all kinda just looked like soap opera lighting.
#Monsterdon #WaxWork

I thought someone mentioned this being a comedy

Night of the Living Zach Galligan!

Oooh no, he’s not a nice uncle #monsterdondoublefeature #Monsterdon #WaxWork1988

oooh do I detect a semblance of a plot

Will you all NEVER read the actual book of Revelations??

666 is **man’s** number

Oh. David Warner's tall idiot assistant messed up the murder math for... whatever he needs 6 waxed bodies for.
#Monsterdon #WaxWork

Ripoff! He didn't get a dream sequence!

Hah, I'm glad Warner called him out for just bypassing the "feed them to fantasy portals" modus operandi of both the waxwork and the movie.

What's David Warner doing now? Has he changed into another ridiculous but elegant outfit yet?
#Monsterdon #WaxWork

@diazona

Ramirez agrees

Buried alive???

Called it. Should’ve been Aida

AZIZ! LIGHT!

The tomb of Raoul?
#Monsterdon #WaxWork

Swan Lake for mummies? Odd choice.
#Monsterdon #WaxWork

What the heck does Swan Lake have to do with Egyptology and cursed mummies? Couldn’t we at least choose something from Aida??
#monsterdondoublefeature #Monsterdon #WaxWork1988

David Warner is Abe Lincoln!
#Monsterdon #WaxWork

"Ah yes, here's the old newspaper story I remember. It's about a Waxwork museum that stalks my family, supernaturally appearing just down the street and tempting my casual acquaintances into individually themed fantasy-world deaths."

Why is there a haunted book in his attic? #Monsterdon #WrongWax 👹🍿🎥 #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

Isn't the point of being a buddy cop is you STAY TOGETHER?

“This is the Noir section of tonight’s proceedings. We are shooting from up above through the fan blades” #monsterdondoublefeature #Monsterdon #WaxWork1988

I'm still rooting for David Warner over Billy from Gremlins and some cop.
#Monsterdon #WaxWork

He does this bit every week...

Is someone going to go thru a time portal to kill HItler?

The portal's broken?

Raederle

raederle@masto.nu

What the hell am I watching!?!
#Monsterdon
#MonsterdonDoubleFeature
#Waxwork1988

@diazona He's definitely gonna flunk. #Monsterdon #WrongWax 👹🍿🎥 #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

Um that's not 60 pages

[Switched to the Miru stream cuz I think the YT version cut out some of the kills too, and the Miru stream is better quality than usual for me ATM]

David Warner not being a film buff feels weird.
But I do appreciate him shitting on the movie he's in.
#Monsterdon #WaxWork

Should I have any idea what is going on in this movie?

'cause I don't

Aha, the good girl who likes you but won't say so.

Vampires are exceptionally vulnerable to being impaled on blunt corked bottle tops.
More so than humans. Who would've thunk it?

Monsters super vulnerable to vintners.

combatwombat@hachyderm.io

bobert

So staking by cork works too? Neat. #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature

What in the hell am I seeing?!/ #Monsterdon #WrongWax 👹🍿🎥 #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

What happened to needing a crucifix?

"Touch his head! Touch his head! Now work the shaft!"

The Andre?

“The Count is a Vampire”

Oh no, really????

The other characters seem undecided as to whether or not she is a vampire

@klu9 @ohiofi It's all of them.

#Monsterdon #WrongWax 👹🍿🎥 #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

The back of the dress looks like a diaper with toilet paper hanging out

Scarab (Sarah)

Configures@mindly.social

@cptbutton Not bit, no lycanthrope infection. #monsterdon
#monsterdondoublefeature #MonsterMiru
#WaxWork1988

@crowbriarhexe

I'm thinking of those 80s horror anthology TV shows

RobynGoodfellow@mastodon.murkworks.net

TheREALPaulJohnson

Her fiancee is a man of good.. taste.. #Monsterdon
#MonsterdonDoubleFeature
#Waxwork1988

Labyrinth dress?

"Join us, come to me, serve us pure unadulterated tea.
The sort of tea that doesn't contain any powerful psychedelics."

#monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #WaxWork1988

🦆🦆 J Riley 🪿

ohiofi

[stands and applauds]

Wait, won't squeezed head guy change also?

Always make time in your fights for grooming breaks

Taking gun safety too far...

Is this the prequel to Teen Wolf?

Gimli as a werewolf his a huge forehead and silly ears.
#Monsterdon #WaxWork

WerewolfCam!

At some point a person might wonder if what they are experiencing is actually hypnosis

*might*

Downloaded this from Youtube, just realized the audio cutouts aren't a technical problem but censorship of swear words

So, we've got a sort of Medieval/Quantum Leap Escape room, thriller? #Monsterdon #WrongWax 👹🍿🎥 #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

Gimli is pissed off!
#Monsterdon #WaxWork

Grizzly hunter!!!!

Hep Me Hep Me ...

Now we're thinking with Portals?
Wait are we in Evil Dead now? We could be watching Evil Dead now.
#Monsterdon #WaxWork

OK, so is the other one the good girl who will survive?

RobynGoodfellow@mastodon.murkworks.net

They imported the staircase from the last movie! And it's killed again!
#Monsterdon #WaxWork

TheREALPaulJohnson

Holy Cow! I actually saw the actor playing Hans perform live for the Barnum & Bailey Circus #miruMonsterdon #Monsterdon #Waxwork

The characters are making me want to turn this off.
But I am a sucker for David Warner, and an off the shoulder dress.
#Monsterdon #WaxWork

First exhibit: Weird Al murdered by a jock.
Seems about right.

@ramsey @Terencio Yeah... that's what happened. Good to know I wasn't the only one confused. #Monsterdon #WrongWax 👹🍿🎥 #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

For it is in America that our scene lies...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dana_Ashbrook

Oh him from Twin Peaks

Wait... is that...

#Monsterdon #WrongWax 👹🍿🎥 #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

What did the opening fight scene with the guy set on fire have to do with this?

"The trouble with dictators is that you wait a decade for one then two come along at the same time."

and it took about one minute for this movie to be less effective at putting me to sleep than the previous one

So... This is gonna be Braindead but with a supernatural monkey-paw themed willy wonka wax museum?

#monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #WaxWork1988

@ramsey @Terencio Ahh! My mistake, I got so confused. #Monsterdon #WrongWax 👹🍿🎥 #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

🦆🦆 J Riley 🪿

ohiofi

Uh-oh

David Warner why are you dressed as Willy Wonka?
#Monsterdon #WaxWork

Drug movie!