Dave Coulier gives an exposition dump
#WaxWork1988 #monsterdondoublefeature #monsterdon

So are we supposed to care about Billy from Gremlins because his rich grandpa was killed by his own butler a century ago? because some of his shitty friends died? He's still a rich spoiled asshole.
#Monsterdon #WaxWork

Professor Exposition.

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a whiskey? Are they not highschool kids? #Monsterdon #WrongWax 👹🍿🎥 #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

The mummy is named Raul??? Is the mummy from Egypt by way of Spain???

#monsterdondoublefeature #Monsterdon #WaxWork1988

The butler is Mihaly Meszaros who played Alf around that time: https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0582361 #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature

@diazona

#Monsterdon #MonsterMiru #Waxwork1988

You had to be a chain smoker in the 80's, it's the rules

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Waxwork1988

Thirteen people have gone missing and this isn’t news throughout the entire town??? Especially when the waxworks is in the wealthiest part of town???

#monsterdondoublefeature #Monsterdon #WaxWork1988

I assume that, in addition to Twilight, the 50 Shades of Grey woman saw this movie and identified with the frump and her de Sade curiosity.

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Waxwork

Fingers crossed that rich-kid annoying smoker bad boyfriend guy is going to accidentally get drawn into the other chick's personalised waxwork annihilation fantasy and bummed to death by de Sade.

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Waxwork

Should've worn these. #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature

@Lazarou You missed.... a lot! #Monsterdon #WrongWax 👹🍿🎥 #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

Kill them a little fast now David Warner.
#Monsterdon #WaxWork

Is someone calling you "My Beauty" ever the good guy?

#Monsterdon
#MonsterdonDoubleFeature
#Waxwork_1988

@Lazarou lol ikr, that's a new way to kill a vampire

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Waxwork1988

Two knives perpendicular can make a cross? Then doing this whole scene in a room where all the grout in the room makes dozens of crosses is a choice

#monsterdondoublefeature #Monsterdon #WaxWork1988

too easy
#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature
#WaxWork1988

"Now listen carefully: If you vomit up your dinner and put it in a glass of milk, I think we can go to the hospital and get it sewn back on to my shins."

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Waxwork

@ohiofi

Which film had the better concert scene? The Lost Boys... or Grizzly 2: The Revenge?

#Monsterdon #MonsterMiru #Waxwork1988

Inter-Vampire cucking.

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Waxwork

"Wow, what an intense dream. Did I accidentally spike my own tea with LSD again?"

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Waxwork

that giant candle holder! LOL

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The massive bow on the back of that dress is soooo 80s #monsterdondoublefeature #Monsterdon #WaxWork1988

@cptbutton

Garth Marenghi's Darkplace?

#Monsterdon #MonsterMiru #Waxwork1988

I guess staring your guest down until she takes the first bite of food is just vampire manners

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Waxwork1988

The Lost Boys ripoff?

#Monsterdon
#MonsterdonDoubleFeature
#Waxwork_1988

Yeah, she loves raw meat that gets a little salty.
Eat up that syrup, thatta girl.

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Waxwork

@Lazarou He's feeding you a person, dude. #Monsterdon #WrongWax 👹🍿🎥 #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

@Lazarou Valid questions.

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So now we get vampires. This appears to be variety horror - will the next one be Frankenstein?

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature
#WaxWork1988

So is this gonna be a series of short horror films that don't make sense? And all these shitty kids die? There's worse ways to structure an anthology film, but so far this ain't working.
#Monsterdon #WaxWork

Could he be any slower loading that gun? He definitely wanted that guy dead.

#Monsterdon #WrongWax 👹🍿🎥 #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

Aww, don't shoot something with such cute ears!

#Monsterdon #MonsterMiru #Waxwork1988

@ohiofi The guy who played Bobby in Twin Peaks is about to get eaten by the guy who says "Indy!" in the Indiana Jones movie. Not the dad, the one from the first movie. Transformed into a werewolf, though. #monsterdon
#monsterdondoublefeature #MonsterMiru
#WaxWork1988

A Werewolf film, ok
#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature
#WaxWork1988

Wait... did he just travel back in time?

#Monsterdon #WrongWax 👹🍿🎥 #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

China dosing obnoxious boyfriend with LSD on at least one prior occasion. Checks out.
She'd established she was bored with the relationship.

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Waxwork

All of these “waxworks” look like humans barely able to keep from moving

#monsterdondoublefeature #Monsterdon #WaxWork1988

I wasn't expecting a transdimensional portal

#Monsterdon #MonsterMiru #Waxwork1988

So these kids are so rich and privileged they have never seen a supermarket automatic door?

#Monsterdon
#MonsterdonDoubleFeature
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Door opened by
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michu_Meszaros

#Monsterdon #MonsterMiru #Waxwork1988

judgmental butler, that's a new one

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Waxwork1988

David Warner please kill them all. Well maybe not China, she's atleast amusingly bitchy.
#Monsterdon #WaxWork

What is a soundtrack anyway?

#monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #WaxWork1988

@jgamble Not even if Paris Hilton is one of the exhibits.

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Waxwork

German Professors were a problem back in 1960, but 1988?

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature
#WaxWork1988

Is this professor more or less self-aware than Elon when he raises his right hand?

#Monsterdon #MonsterMiru #Waxwork1988

"Fascism. Does it work?" Fuck no.
Uh... do we need the flag there? And the racist propaganda poster?
Hitler humor? Movie you are really whipping back and forth.
#Monsterdon #WaxWork

Rut-row Raggy!

#monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature #WaxWork1988

Willy Wanxa?

#Monsterdon #MonsterMiru #Waxwork1988

"Wonka, Waxy Wonka."

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Waxwork

It took about two minutes for me to like this movie better than the entire previous one

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Waxwork1988

Wonka’s wacky waxworks

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Poor kid, guess this is before coffee shops. #Monsterdon #WrongWax 👹🍿🎥 #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

@Lazarou

It's why they didn't show the face when the mask was ripped off; the final reveal of the killer was the waxwork scene with the pub landlord right at the end

#Monsterdon #MonsterMiru #Waxwork1988

And now David Warner vs that kid from Gremlins.
#Monsterdon #WaxWork

Vestron Pictures presents
https://youtu.be/icTrzUuWlHI

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Waxwork

"So... we could've got a small fraction of the old geezers here to do a distraction and
firebombed the place after all?
Guess I was wrong to pooh-pooh that plan and go for the one that let them complete the ritual".

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Waxwork

@strangefour

Happy now?

#Monsterdon
#MonsterdonDoubleFeature
#Waxwork_1988

Gotta love those oh-so-realistic flames on the house

#monsterdondoublefeature #Monsterdon #WaxWork1988

If you want a scene done right you do it yourself. Thank you David Warner! He has the dignity to fall into a vat of boiling wax.
#Monsterdon #WaxWork

@strangefour Wish granted! LOL #Monsterdon #WrongWax 👹🍿🎥 #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

I stepped away to do post-Monsterdon dishes and now there's a sword fight with... Possibly Matthew Lillard as a pirate??

SHE BROUGHT AN AXE TO A SWORD FIGHT, what did I MISS?

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

Is the house owner of the Waxworks reminding anyone else of Willy Wonka? No, just me??

#monsterdondoublefeature #Monsterdon #WaxWork1988

@crowbriarhexe Uncanny resemblance. #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature

It's all fun and games until someone starts playing triumphant music

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Waxwork1988

David Warner is the best part of this movie. But this might be the worst movie he's ever been in.
#Monsterdon #WaxWork

Elderly angry villagers? An armored wheel chair that looks like it's from Megaforce?
#Monsterdon #WaxWork

How wisely do you have to use a sword?

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Waxwork1988

None of this explains the portals

Actually none of this explains any of this

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Waxwork1988

The killer baby from It's Alive?
A sideshow freak?
A fucking alien???
#Monsterdon #WaxWork

The Nutty Zombie From Hell. One of the most evil people to ever live. The star of a shitty zombie movie. Yeah that checks out.
#Monsterdon #WaxWork

"If you don't believe in all of this, then the barrier can't stop you.
Unless you think it's actually a hallucination caused by LSD-dosed tea. Then it won't let you through, even though you don't think it is real."

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Waxwork

Somehow the marques will find a time machine and have his revenge boy! And it will involve pegging or something. I dunno. This movie is held together with spit and tape.
#Monsterdon #WaxWork

My God, how will it end? #Monsterdon #WrongWax 👹🍿🎥 #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

So he knows the weird rules of these portals... how?
#Monsterdon #WaxWork

Um, why didn't this portal change his clothes? #Monsterdon #WrongWax 👹🍿🎥 #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

So one of the 18 most evil people of all time is just some zombie???
#Monsterdon #WaxWork

They're coming to get you Barbara.
Err Billy.
Wait why is this the only one where it's a different visual style? Shouldn't some of the other portals have had different film grain or something? They all kinda just looked like soap opera lighting.
#Monsterdon #WaxWork

I thought someone mentioned this being a comedy

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Waxwork1988

Night of the Living Zach Galligan!

#Monsterdon #MonsterMiru #Waxwork1988

Oooh no, he’s not a nice uncle #monsterdondoublefeature #Monsterdon #WaxWork1988

oooh do I detect a semblance of a plot

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Waxwork1988

Will you all NEVER read the actual book of Revelations??

666 is **man’s** number

#monsterdondoublefeature #Monsterdon #WaxWork1988

Oh. David Warner's tall idiot assistant messed up the murder math for... whatever he needs 6 waxed bodies for.
#Monsterdon #WaxWork

Ripoff! He didn't get a dream sequence!

#Monsterdon
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Hah, I'm glad Warner called him out for just bypassing the "feed them to fantasy portals" modus operandi of both the waxwork and the movie.

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What's David Warner doing now? Has he changed into another ridiculous but elegant outfit yet?
#Monsterdon #WaxWork

@diazona

Ramirez agrees

#Monsterdon #MonsterMiru #Waxwork1988

Buried alive???

Called it. Should’ve been Aida

#monsterdondoublefeature #Monsterdon #WaxWork1988

AZIZ! LIGHT!

#Monsterdon
#MonsterdonDoubleFeature
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The tomb of Raoul?
#Monsterdon #WaxWork

Swan Lake for mummies? Odd choice.
#Monsterdon #WaxWork

What the heck does Swan Lake have to do with Egyptology and cursed mummies? Couldn’t we at least choose something from Aida??
#monsterdondoublefeature #Monsterdon #WaxWork1988

David Warner is Abe Lincoln!
#Monsterdon #WaxWork

"Ah yes, here's the old newspaper story I remember. It's about a Waxwork museum that stalks my family, supernaturally appearing just down the street and tempting my casual acquaintances into individually themed fantasy-world deaths."

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Waxwork

Why is there a haunted book in his attic? #Monsterdon #WrongWax 👹🍿🎥 #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

Isn't the point of being a buddy cop is you STAY TOGETHER?

#Monsterdon
#MonsterdonDoubleFeature
#Waxwork_1988

“This is the Noir section of tonight’s proceedings. We are shooting from up above through the fan blades” #monsterdondoublefeature #Monsterdon #WaxWork1988