I don't see how your circus can stay in business if audiences are like 8 people

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That was a very thankful thank you.

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Funny, you don't usually see this kind of performance from the furries I know.

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No one would ever take a Gustav

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This man saved me!

You mean my new daddy? #monsterdon

What music they make. My Circus of the Night.
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larry the peel-off-face is weirdly slow closing act

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Face Off (1972)

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I don't want eyes anymore.

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~20 min in
They're arguing about going into towns to get medicines, did the village (2004)'s setup get lifted directly from this?

I mean the "Tiger" scene definitely inspired a Duran Duran video, or three.

Orgy Of The Dead was a bad Ed Wood movie - but bad in a bad way

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Finally a guy who can truly claim "panther-like reflexes"

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oh god is the panther guy in brownface

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#monsterdon Nooooo, bring back the pamf!

Hooray the circus is in town! Only took... oh 18 minutes.
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@Taweret And a short guy jumping up and down.

Don't forget the jumping up and down. That part killed.

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well you have to admit, it's better than mommy fortuna's circus from last year

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This part is like a Roxy Music album cover!

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ngl i was more into that tiger dance sequence than i wanted to be

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so the whole 'circus' is just weird sex stuff and water being poured out of a hat

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Oh 15 years later. 15 years of filth and disease and vampire bats.
Sideburn guy is a sensible new villagers. Draculas are utter silliness.
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The crowd looks confused. Yet aroused. Don't know whether to clap or slap it. #VampireCircus #Monsterdon

Soooooo.... WTAF.

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Thank god she’s wearing a 19th century thong. Because morals.

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Look, we paid for 8 hours for the geese rental, put 'em in the damn shot!

Seems more like a Vegas show.

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you would think this circus would have bigger crowds

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i think this is the closest we've gotten to bestiality in a #monsterdon wow

Are Faber and Serena supposed to be the tiger and the panther, or the two dancers in this bizarre choreo sequence?

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#monsterdon This is the medieval way to make a tropical fruit smoothie.

Okay, even by Hammer standards, this is… yeah, I don't know what this is.

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I think we should go back to sending nude circuses to dying towns.

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You don't see a striped merkin very often

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the green girl group never gets any credit from the blue man group but

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There's a LOT of breasts in this movie. I'm not complaining, mind. Also, a lot of BDSM stuff. Are we SURE this movie isn't just an excuse for the director to put his kink on film? #monsterdon

oh, so it's *that* kind of circus

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CATS (2019)

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#monsterdon Boy in the green shirt is popular with the ladies and the gentlemen. Hello Captain Tightpants!

It

...what the fuck? #Monsterdon

Vampire goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great vampire Alucard is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Vampire bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Alucard!" Good meme. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains. #monsterdon

tiger took a turn for the sexy i guess

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And now, may I present..... my boobs!

or something

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I knew there would be midget spanking

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they just wandered into the set of Barry Lyndon and kept the footage #Monsterdon

but Doctor Van Helsing... I am Pagliacci

💥 BOOM 💥

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Are there like four people in this circus?

Can't that really count as a Circus, is there a minimum amount?

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must be nice to have a roadblock you can argue with. #monsterdon

@Violinknitter

Not just this vampire movie

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My god, all those poor actors have Oreo Blizzard all of their faces. #monsterdon

Rode right into a squib farm. #Monsterdon #VampireCircus

#monsterdon I wonder how many people in Stetl refused to wear masks.

What good men will rise to fight this calamitous gathering of mad jesters? This... insane clown posse?

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He has the bird poop pox!

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"Warning, go back or you will be shot"

That's the Whiteness, right there!

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I hope all these sexy circus folk are vampires.

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The guy playing the music machine seems not to realize that he has the simplest musical instrument ever

H is an ARTISTE

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The Geese, unfortunately, are not part of The Circus. #monsterdon

Glad the circus people have contempt for the old guys yelling at them.
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Ok, here's the circus but they're all outside during daylight

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I hope none of those creepy circus people are vampires

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They must all be ..... Carny Vores

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They were all there for the fangs and shit nd now they're denying he was a vampire

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That strongman is Darth Vader.

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Uhoh the circus has arrived...y'all are doomed! DOOMED!! #Monsterdon

"how did you get past the roblox?"

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Everyone is delivering tortured monologues like they're filming their Oscars reel

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Surely A Circus Will Fix Me

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Getcher plague right here! Lotsa plague in every cart. #Monsterdon #VampireCircus

#monsterdon Vampire Circus shows up.. during the day..

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This village has geese and cute ponies!!

This long scene is all in one room because that opener really ate up the set budget. #monsterdon

And in the midst of the plague arrives ... The Circus!

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Dude vampire bats are a real species.

I mean, ok, they don't go after humans.

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These are continental actors based on the teeth

oh shit is it circus time?
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“We blew up his castle and he didn’t even… Bat An Eye!”

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I thought vampire bats lived in south america

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see, if they'd looted the place like I suggested, they coulda taken the castle apart brick by brick and no problem now.

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Oooh. Now, they’re 15 years later, and they believe what they did was kill a man, not a vampire.

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Because I don't have the correct leeches

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ooff, you had to bring up his slut wife, didn't you?

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@MatthewTitus88 "i asked you first!" #monsterdon

Because they're DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS!

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It's been 15 years? Everyone looks pretty good, still. o_o #monsterdon

Mmyes old chap, I hail from the town of Shtetl, in the dashed mountains of Eastern Europe

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#monsterdon How can it be a sickness if the doctors don't know what cause it?

You know, like how doctors have full knowledge of all other diseases.

The town of Town will DIE!

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Oh, this is like that Gorgon story where we have Brits playing Germans.

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Delivering lines and drinking is a skill...

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Wait is this about COVID? #monsterdon

okay I was eating. that's why I wasn't posting

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@Wynter Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. *Thud*

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Going to The Capital to get the correct medicines is very fantasy RPG

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@samsagreg It's glorious

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Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!

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@floatybirb Hopefully her vampire self will murder all of the guys.

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Wait, is Limu Emu part of the #VampireCircus? I’m so confused! #Monsterdon

In every vampire movie there's a team of guys that includes a scholar, a priest, a himbo, a cowboy (of some flavor), and a rich guy

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now we're in a third doctor script, but without jon pertwee

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