That was THRILLING

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@Taweret @klu9 @strangefour yes thank you!

I forget if it was tied in to #Monsterdon and the whole #WrongFrogs thing but these were all over my timeline for like a couple weeks and it was amazing

I "like" how I literally have no idea how much longer I expect this movie to last based on the plot

It could resolve itself in three minutes or three hours (or not at all)

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@combatwombat That makes more sense than anything I have discerned from watching it

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@RachelThornSub

Pretty sure it was the original Battlestar Galactica theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzyHxYxc-Mo

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@ohiofi

That was all kinds of -ings

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Amazing that this movie is still going

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@strangefour

Heheheheheh... you said "butt"

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@strangefour

It start when he activated his "magic pearl" & sword together

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@strangefour To be fair, I had to deal with nothing and also missed how we got to a Dragonball fight against color coordinated glowing barbarians

It's pretty dope though

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Best idea anyone has had in this movie, to leave

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@klu9 @ohiofi Definitely can't let the West have a monopoly on trash cinema

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@ohiofi

Fun fact: Hong Kong law said that films released there had to have subtitles in Chinese and English.

But the law never said they had to be any good.

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Gotta love White hardcoded subs on a white background

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@RachelThornSub

It's possible, there was *so* much going on by the end.

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what did I just watch

Thanks @ryan for the stream and all the dedicated posters who stuck it out to the end, such as it was! See you next time!

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So if his buddy is Butt-Head, does that make the hero Beavis?

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I'm not usually a fan of wire-fu... but all the scratches on the print do an excellent job of hiding the wires

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If you put all these random flying weapons together you probably get the thing from Krull https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085811

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@strangefour ...

um

...

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My new Tinder / resumé photo

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Okay the bit with the detached legs was kinda funny, seems better than the rest of the movie

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@strangefour I think we did, insofar as kung fu could be considered somewhat similar to ballet

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We're off to the toga party!

TOGA TOGA TOGA

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@strangefour

🤣 🤣 🤣

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Chicken funk is the musical genre I didn't know I didn't need

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...there are one-eyed aliens?!?

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That had to be seen to be believed!

Thanks @ryan and the #M[InsertPreferredTag Here] gang!

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Back to Battlestar Galactica!

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@diazona @strangefour

Butt-**frog**? No.

Just saw the two Beavis & Butt-Head movies in #SundayFunnies the last couple of weeks

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@diazona

🤣

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These disembodied legs were not nearly as fun as the other disembodied legs though

pause in recognition of the fact that "the other disembodied legs" is a sensible thing to talk about in context

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@klu9 I accept this

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@diazona

The evil queen is lighting Snow White's farts

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We had a cool battle against multicolored immortals and things almost started making some sense for a minute, and then there were giant floating teeth and disembodied legs and what the actual f I have no idea anymore

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TEETH

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That last fatal point was definitely a butthole, not a hip

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Right up the ....!!!

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Well technically moving toward the immortal warrior is a kind of moving....

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"It has no fatal points, it's a rock!"

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@nazokiyoubinbou Yeah this one is pretty nice

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@klu9 if it means they start ripping off EW&F songs for the soundtrack then I am in

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All Your Throne Are Belong To Us

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His hands have shot wind and fire. What next, earth?

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wakawakawakawakawakawakawakawaka

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@klu9 yasssss

And it looks hangry too

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@diazona

Crotch mouth?

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@klu9 this is a trip lol

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@diazona

I think it is!

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...is that a second mouth in the demon's crotch

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Thunder Sword for a Thunder Cat!

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Both of tonight's movies have epic fog scenes

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Still hoping for Mothra

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Giving Zardoz a run for its "large floating scary head" money

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This is like something akin to Morse Code expressed in demonic energy pulses

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I wonder which belt you have to earn in kung fu before you get to learn teleportation

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Bad guy's got very windy arms

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@klu9 they must be using a lot of cameras on this one

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I'm getting a bit of a "princess and the frog" vibe except it's a bear

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@diazona

You know what they say. The camera adds ten pounds.

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@klu9 oh wow you're right

It's bigger in the movie though

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The bear looks like a sun bear, from SW China

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun_bear

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called it

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@strangefour The old fairy tales were pretty bloody. First the Victorians and then Disney cleaned them up a bunch. #Monsterdon #ThrillingBloodySword #MonsterMiru #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

...imagine if the Muppets did Snow White, with Statler and Waldorf as the mirror

And Miss Piggy as the queen of course

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It was That Fiery Girl in #KungFuSat

https://eggplant.place/movie/2NG8j4FhhxOCW9SfHm2SDB

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@nazokiyoubinbou that is true too

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RANDOM BEAR

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@nazokiyoubinbou 😂

But I guess we have to make allowances for it being the 80's in China, which I wouldn't expect to be particularly comparable to the 80's in the US

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@strangefour Yeah, other people were saying it was some other music, but I heard old 1980s Battlestar Galactica music several times. #monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #MonsterMiru

@nazokiyoubinbou ah well it's a matter of opinion of course

The last 15 minutes or so have been kind of blah but there were some nice fanfares and such earlier. A few people mentioned some of it was stolen from Battlestar Galactica.

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The last movie I saw steal this much music was from Taiwan back before the Republic of China was included in international copyright treaties like the Berne Convention.

Turns out this film is also from Taiwan around the same time

https://mydramalist.com/712957-the-thrilling-sword

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I like the idea of replacing the suckup magic mirror with a pair of arguing gremlins or whatever

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@nazokiyoubinbou For Fright Night? Agreed - though in this case I had in mind the double feature (Thrilling Bloody Sword)

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@combatwombat flesh ball baby --> princess #monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #MonsterMiru

Now Ennio Morricone?

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Just think how many classic Disney animated features would be improved by Mothra showing up and smashing a castle or whatever and carrying the main character away

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If only this were a Mothra fairy

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Fairy Godrabbit???

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Shoutout to the special effects artist who went to the trouble of blocking out the back of the O every time that dude stuck his arm in front of it

It's the thought that counts

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Who do you reckon would win in a fight?

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If every minute of music is individually awesome, that definitely means the whole thing is awesome, right? No further questions

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@klu9 true dat

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And they just nicked the music from Battlestar Galactica :D #monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

@diazona

Well, when you steal from the best...

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The soundtrack is kind of killing it though

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OG Battlestar Galactica music!!!

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According to the IMDb reviews, this is (also) Kung-Fu Snow White and "the dwarves are regular-sized actors, shot from above" o-o #monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

It's a "C" monster

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"Lady, I promise you you'll find my one-eyed demon **very** frightening!"

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Always obey your ender

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Don't hurt Godzuki!!!

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The body of a turtle, the head of a cyclops, and the vocal cords of a baby elephant

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I think 50% of the budget was spent on crash zooms

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Ah the classic #Monsterdon Zoom Of Intensity

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[laughs in superscript]

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We got the Seven Stooges right here

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"Help me, White Princess. You're my only hope!"

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@Configures Ah thanks, missed that. And yet, now we have a cyclops monster with lipstick?! #monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

I definitely have zero idea what's going on in the double feature movie

I guess there may or may not be a sword at some point

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