Really, this is what you feared?
#monsterdon

They want the mummy to be dangerous, but he's not got many moves in the fight scenes. A few low-energy karate chops.

#Monsterdon

so he's a vampire mummy???

#monsterdon

i know a lot of people are watching the dub so fyi i cannot stress enough how much the bad guys say "vamos" #Monsterdon

#monsterdon OH MY GOD THAT BAT

ALL IS FORGIVEN, THIS IS SPECTACULAR

Well, at least they're all sleeping together

#monsterdon

For people who've just seen a waking-up-from-the-dead-mummy-zombie they're awfully quiet and not screechy enough.

#Monsterdon

@diazona @lysdexic it is funny how even back then they all understood as soon as they turned their back someone would try to steal their stuff
#monsterdon

"Houston - we have mummy!"

#Monsterdon

Legit enjoying the Aztec flashback with the cool costumes and shenanigans.

#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomenVsAztecMummies

fucking dragur

#monsterdon #WrestlingWomanVsAztecMummy

MUMMY!!!!!!!!
#monsterdon

"Looks dead to me, professor."
"Don't be stupid!"

#monsterdon

THIS SCENE IS NEITHER WRESTLING WOMEN NOR AZTEC MUMMY >:( #Monsterdon

@Taweret@octodon.social 80s Synth Band video

#monsterdon

How did they find that *one* stone?

#Monsterdon

@cheribaker That would improve this movie tremendously

#Monsterdon

if they don't wrestle this damn mummy I swear to god

#monsterdon

esta partes es bien Cleopatra, pero házlo Xotchil

#Monsterdon #LuchadorasVMomiaAzteca

This dialogue sounds like a Scooby Doo episode

#monsterdon

Film minutes: 62, named characters? Probably 10-20. Aztec Mummies? zero.
#monsterdon

This super hero back story is really unrolling slowly.

#Monsterdon

Oh shit! This movie has the budget for extras and costumes!?
Wait... what movie did they steal these scenes from?
#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomen #AztecMummy

If these mofos aren't careful they'll summon Mothra. #Monsterdon

Lemme see if I get this right: she can either NOT have sex and ALSO DIE, or she could have sex and not be sacrificed? I think I know what I would choose. #monsterdon

los colonialistas listos a desacralizar los ancestros en nombre de la patria.

güevones.

#Monsterdon #LuchadorasVMomiaAzteca

Men will literally disrupt a sacred blood sacrifice ritual instead of going to therapy #monsterdon

unexpectedly large Aztec Society scene, impressive

#monsterdon

Oh hell yeah, miniature step pyramids now we're cooking

#Monsterdon

Saucers... so we're getting aliens?

#Monsterdon

This should have been in minute 10 not 57
#monsterdon

Love that no one has noticed the giant lens
#monsterdon

@ramsey *pounding the table*

MUM-MY! MUM-MY! MUM-MY!

#monsterdon

"Patience is the greatest virtue"

So he watched the fight too.

#monsterdon

@CactuarJoe well it can't possibly reanimate this movie, so at least WE'RE safe. #monsterdon

Who plays chess by looking at the SIDE of the board??

#monsterdon

Why is each codex a handful of sheets of paper that fit in a large envelope? And what's written on them?

#monsterdon

so this... codex. it's like three sheets of paper with crayon scribbles on it? #monsterdon

Narrator: It did. It went on for ever.

#Monsterdon

Taken aback by how non-chalntly that gun's being waved around.

#Monsterdon

is there gonna be a damn mummy or not?

#monsterdon

Is she still under his power? Did they forget to arrest the sisters? Where is the Mummy?
Question I have right now
#monsterdon

"If you try anything., I'll try this whistle here!"

Is it magic? Does it summon a dragon?

#monsterdon

...ahhhh yeah, the codex. That's why all this is happening.

#monsterdon

Does the mummy make a guest appearance? Is it a "fashionably late" scenario?

#Monsterdon

Where's the stereotypical abrupt #Monsterdon ending when you really want it?

@ryan You know how much film costs!!!
#monsterdon

if there’s one thing I’ve learned from watching a lot of #monsterdon B movies it’s that if they filmed it by god they’re going to use it

Wait, did the fake Chinese guy dress in White Man clothes to blend in with the crowd?

The Wrestling....continues....

#monsterdon

#monsterdon The mummy is reconsidering its afterlife choices

You're watching Wrestling Women Wrestling the Women Wrestling the Wrestling Women.

#monsterdon

At least I'm secure in the knowledge that wrestling has always been extremely boring, despite what large chunks of the 80s and 00s might say

#Monsterdon

okay I feel like that's a good amount of wrestling now

#monsterdon

So, with the house cut, and pretty good PPV rates I think we should clear...oh, wait, that's right, this is about a codex
#monsterdon

let's just have 10 minutes of solid wrestling why not, who cares about the plot?

#monsterdon

#monsterdon the fake punches are too good

sneaky karate chop there

#monsterdon

@Lazarou
It was a simpler time

#Monsterdon

Where is the goddamn AZTEC MUMMY I was promised? #Monsterdon

If a non-union Mexican Macho Man knockoff would show up #monsterdon

I hope the mummy runs in and starts wrestling soon
#monsterdon

#sexywrestling

#monsterdon

Kudos to Antonio Díaz Conde for this film score!

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006054/?ref_=ttfc_fc_cr

#monsterdon

The many trick we use - applying pressure holds

#monsterdon

you know they're serious because they brought their capes

#monsterdon

#monsterdon

Where is my mummy? #monsterdon

I thought judo was japanese tho

#monsterdon

disrupting real world conflicts by bursting into the room and saying "HOLD IT, OR I'LL BURN THE CODEX"

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon she’s not wearing a wire. She’s wearing an FCC piracy station violation! Wired into her brassiere. At least 50,000 watts of raw transmitting power!

las mejores luchadoras de yudo de oriente necesitan un códice azteca para ganarle a las luchadoras en 3 minutos…

oh.

oquei.

#Monsterdon #LuchadorasVMomiaAzteca

#Monsterdon Charlotte, awaken! You’ll be encountering a heartwarming pig named Wilbur. Let him root around in your truffle patch.

Y'know, normally when you get flowers delivered in the middle of an assassination attempt, it's perfectly unsuspicious and is definitely not anything interesting hidden in them

#Monsterdon

I wonder what the mummy is up to tho

#monsterdon

man does anyone have any clue what is going on #monsterdon

such insanely elaborate plans, I bet his minions roll their eyes at it all...

#monsterdon

Okay, also the Secret Aztec Codex is split into three parts and hidden in a hotel, which is where you normally hide codexes, and both Team Good and Team Evil are sending agents (Wrestling Women and Goons, respectively) to recover it.

Since Mesoamerican books were kind of folded up like American road maps, I'm guessing this codex just came apart because people forgot which way to fold it back up again until it broke into fragments.

#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomenVsAztecMummies

I never call anyone "meddling fools"

I'm going to start.
#Monsterdon

Good thing somebody studied needle-deflection wrestling techniques

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon opens letter… I see Samsung has accepted my LED design. Muhahahaha!

Also, the foley artist was not so much an artist as the director's idiot nephew. He really liked that he could make horse noises with all the neat stuff on the table.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon funny how the spy camera pans and scans as people move about. Pickle Rick! Best explanation for it.

#monsterdon The sound effects during this brawl are hilarious. Is that galloping? Are they wearing tap shoes?

WTF! Tall wrestling woman should totally be able to take out 2 guys in a room by herself!
Okay maybe not 5 sure, but she should have taken more out before they got her.
#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomen #AztecMummy

@Zerofactorial Shelley Winters! that's who I'm thinking of!

#monsterdon

I think there are as many as three distinct punch sound effects.

#Monsterdon

Loving the foley in the fight scene. Sounds like popcorn.

#Monsterdon

Are they using the monty python coconuts for a fistfight?

#Monsterdon

Tall lady (I forget her name) got taken out surprisingly easy with one punch, for a wrestler

#Monsterdon

Who is the short joker guy? He looks a lot like Maury Amsterdam

#monsterdon

lol, love that she uses her sketchy boyfriend as a lure

#monsterdon

Alright, so um... the plot escalates and a guy with different evil facial hair just walks into an apartment, kidnaps a Definitely Not Wrestling woman and walking out, leaving an ominous note. I have to appreciate the rapidness of this scene... the dude kidnaps the lady like I'd kidnap a pint of ice cream from the refrigerator.

Two Probably Wrestling women and the one good dude stumble in on the scene of the crime and discuss its brazen evilness.

#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomenVsAztecMummies

lol @ hotel concierge looking as dodgy as fuck.....oh look, he IS a baddie!

#monsterdon

what's a telephone book?

#monsterdon

a la Chela la van convertir en Zapatista

#Monsterdon #LuchadorasVMomiaAzteca

I wonder if this comedic relief character worked better in Spanish. #Monsterdon

"God bless you, big woman!"

#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomenVsAztecMummy

#Monsterdon she’ll do everything I order. Get me a cup of coffee.

After the conference of evil we get a conference of good, where a dude is explaining the plot of the movie to three women, two or more of which are Wrestling Women. Anyway, the Black Dragon wants to capture this guy who knows where the secret Aztec codex is and team not evil wants to stop him.

The plot was more complicated than that but I didn't summarize it right because I was shit posting.

#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomenVsAztecMummies

But will the novelty size sombrero summon a killer octopus?

#monsterdon