I've got your satisfactory identification right here buddy :LeeLoo:
Codex is another word for book, so unless this is a binder they will destroy an ancient book to βkeep it safeβ. Brilliant plan. #monsterdon
i have no idea why they are setting up this three's company cohabitation situation but it can only be good for the movie #monsterdon
wait weβre splitting the codex into 3 parts and then all living together? #monsterdon
I am latina and I can assure you there isnβt a single east asian actor in latin america, never has been, that is why they couldnβt find one. #monsterdon
@billyjoebowers Soon after the beginning of #monsterdon Google experiences an uptick of people searching for "emigrating to Mexico"
I like how Trelles explain the problem with a deep look at his cigar.
#monsterdon
Heh. We have a delicate scientific matter to deal with here. Thank god we've got two luchadoras here. #Monsterdon
Let's put all the pieces in one place! Nothing could go wrong.
We're dividing the codex among three people who are going to live in the same apartment? Such security. Wow.
#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomen #AztecMummy
I am totally digging the big hair, those were the days.
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@Bluedepth I appreciated that too. I'm guessing we shan't hear it a second time #Monsterdon
Where is the mummy? I want mummy!!
#monsterdon
We only have part of an appendix, half the table of contents, a long rambling story to preface the actual usable part of the Codex to improve their SEO, and the copyright information page.
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Also that's a pretty nice liquor cabinet back there after all this talk I'll bet these people could use a drink
Horcrux time #monsterdon
For the record, I'm about 95% that Dr. Trelles is not the plant in front of the building
you're dividing it across _these_ three? shoulda mailed it to the Marx brothers
Oh yeah way better on Tubi. Not a dark blob in every shot.
https://tube.me.jon-e.net/w/21645da6-879e-4278-bf39-c0520465a5f6
#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomen #AztecMummy
#monsterdon this movie fucking whips
Wait did he just say "the jew" has the codex? π¬
#monsterdon So far a lot of ladies in tight clothes wrestling and a lot of crowd noise which is a pleasant way to get pass the contextless "manchurian" stereotype.
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Are these Wrestling Women the precursors to Charlie's Angels?
True POWER #monsterdon
@Taweret :pondering: :ponder_orb:
#monsterdon
@brooke ooh yes good reference
@brooke the ref is sobbing he doesn't know what to do. #Monsterdon
Okay well I'm sure that sign said SOMETHING but this film's a 60x80 .gif so god knows what it was. #Monsterdon
Is that a magnum of *COLT 45*?
#monsterdon You shan't? Whn'nt?
#Monsterdon "relations with"?!?!
I've seen about 3 minutes of this movie and I already know I'm buying the DVD.
this is a mex-chinese evil-man? Well done, this movie is great!
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@jammerb I'm guessing there will be some sort of Oriental Magic to raise the mummies, but maybe I'll be wrong!
ORB #monsterdon
The best way to obtain mysterious artifacts is to systematically kill everyone who knows where it is. #Monsterdon
@Taweret none with so little dignity as to perform in this fillum #monsterdon
The asymmetric collar is quite a fashion choice.
The voiceover actors are very...emotive?
At least they sound passionate about their craft I guess. I am amused. #Monsterdon
They'll... BOTH have "more power than anyone else in the world"? #Monsterdon
I knew the racism and stereotypes were going to be thick in this but we're going in directions I didn't expect right out of the gate
Do the minions get paid extra to pose like that? #monsterdon
Now does this orb confirm my identity and entitle me to WorldCoin?
Getting some serious orb contemplation vibes here...
He doesn't look much like an Aztec Mummy
#Monsterdon blowdart? from an asian gang? is ..... is that a stereotype or not? i'm not sure what's going on
It's a young Henry Kissinger #monsterdon
@amyfou Probably best to just lean into that for the rest of the movie
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I had an adblock fail and now I'm learning about a magic codex. And all the colleagues going to their deaths.
Jose Manchu #monsterdon
What news, Mayo?
god i do wish i could see their costumes in original color #monsterdon
Why is he telling this to wrestlers?
I joked about Santo where he's known to be a wrestler and a crime fighter, I guess this is in the same universe?
DIFFERENT REALITY SAME FUCKING ORB
I wonder if the one with the beauty mark was the vampire queen in "Samson vs The Vampire Women"
Edit: It is her, awesome! #Monsterdon
Signature blow dart assassinations are a really quiet way to send a very loud shut the hell up
It's the oily head mob
@strangefour @apLundell
So I've been told, I'm on #Tubi and it looks pretty clear. Dubbed dialog.
#Monsterdon
#Monsterdon he sounds like the outrageous audio guy (pdx-posting)
@rallias I'm starting to think this might not be as rigorously verified as we had been led to expect!
"process of elimination", LOL
no. he was not adequately absorbent
I wish there was an El Santo cameo #monsterdon
Back when cars could hold a dozen people.
#monsterdon Oh dang, I haven't seen a blowgun assassination in a movie since Indiana Jones, I think! Sorry about that gruesome end there, old chap.
this movie is so much already
I really want this to be a reverse Santos vs The Vampire Women. I want the Aztec Mummy to just appear in one scene with no buildup or explanation. #Monsterdon
the guy creeping over the window and that guys wailing voice, this movie is so good it's hard to put into words, i am just speechless #monsterdon
Watching the dub tonight on YouTube.
Deadly spitball
Would a blowdart really work that quickly?
The best way to talk to a man is to break into a ladies locker room #Monsterdon
We have some nice acting here allright!
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Loving the capes. i hope this is an indicator of more capes to come #Monsterdon
Blow dart in the back!
@apLundell Wait is this movie clearer on Tubi? It's so blurry on archive.
#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomen #AztecMummy
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Dr. Sorba has excellent emotional volatility. But of course the white guy tells him to 'calm down'
Exposition delivered right to your locker room #Monsterdon
AAAAND there we are
Heh, shoutout to the guy dubbing this scientist. I love him :D #Monsterdon
@skatem yabbut not on the women? because biology? #checksNotes #Monsterdon
this voice acting. wow. this guy had way too much fun with this. #monsterdon
His vigilance turned out to be less than constant.
#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomen #AztecMummy
#monsterdon Bryan Cranston as Sorba?
@jonny From what I can recall (it's been a very, very long time, but my younger brother wrestled competitively through high school and I was dragged to a lot of meets as a kid) yes. Getting someone in a position where to break the hold they would have to dislocate a joint to get out of it is valid.
(anyone with more recent/better knowledge should correct me)
Wow so much exposition and weβre not even 10 minutes in! #monsterdon
Hot.
Dr. Sorba just waltzing in and saying anything and everyone believes him.
Fear is the mindkiller, buddy #monsterdon
#Monsterdon quality window creep
That was a very boring wrestling match #monsterdon
Oh that screeching archeologist has the most annoying dub voice. It would be a shame is something were to... happen to him.
#Monsterdon #WrestlingWomen #AztecMummy
THERE IS SO MUCH GOING ON IN THIS SCENE #monsterdon
This place is creeper central.