#monsterdon Dr. Sorba es creepy hasta en El nombre.

Dr. Sorba is creepy even on his last name

Like the song goes, we are family, I got all my Aztec Codecs with me.

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oof that makeup

yikes part 2

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@wohali I think there are rules against occupying the same spae at the same time. #Monsterdon

While it is dangerous they will all live together so the men can protect them whether they like it or not #Monsterdon

So my 10 years of French and my 2 months of Spanish on DuoLingo is not faring too badly here. The actors seem to be speaking very clearly?

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Wait, you're going to split up the codex to better protect it, but insist that all three guardians stay in the same location?

Oh genius plan.

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I've got your satisfactory identification right here buddy :LeeLoo:

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Codex is another word for book, so unless this is a binder they will destroy an ancient book to “keep it safe”. Brilliant plan. #monsterdon

i have no idea why they are setting up this three's company cohabitation situation but it can only be good for the movie #monsterdon

wait we’re splitting the codex into 3 parts and then all living together? #monsterdon

@billyjoebowers Soon after the beginning of #monsterdon Google experiences an uptick of people searching for "emigrating to Mexico"

I am latina and I can assure you there isn’t a single east asian actor in latin america, never has been, that is why they couldn’t find one. #monsterdon

I like how Trelles explain the problem with a deep look at his cigar.
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Heh. We have a delicate scientific matter to deal with here. Thank god we've got two luchadoras here. #Monsterdon

Let's put all the pieces in one place! Nothing could go wrong.

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We're dividing the codex among three people who are going to live in the same apartment? Such security. Wow.

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I am totally digging the big hair, those were the days.
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@Bluedepth I appreciated that too. I'm guessing we shan't hear it a second time #Monsterdon

We only have part of an appendix, half the table of contents, a long rambling story to preface the actual usable part of the Codex to improve their SEO, and the copyright information page.

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Also that's a pretty nice liquor cabinet back there after all this talk I'll bet these people could use a drink

Horcrux time #monsterdon

For the record, I'm about 95% that Dr. Trelles is not the plant in front of the building

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you're dividing it across _these_ three? shoulda mailed it to the Marx brothers

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Oh yeah way better on Tubi. Not a dark blob in every shot.
https://tube.me.jon-e.net/w/21645da6-879e-4278-bf39-c0520465a5f6
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#monsterdon this movie fucking whips

Wait did he just say "the jew" has the codex? 😬

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#monsterdon So far a lot of ladies in tight clothes wrestling and a lot of crowd noise which is a pleasant way to get pass the contextless "manchurian" stereotype.

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Are these Wrestling Women the precursors to Charlie's Angels?

True POWER #monsterdon

@Taweret :pondering: :ponder_orb:
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@brooke ooh yes good reference

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@brooke the ref is sobbing he doesn't know what to do. #Monsterdon

Okay well I'm sure that sign said SOMETHING but this film's a 60x80 .gif so god knows what it was. #Monsterdon

Is that a magnum of *COLT 45*?

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“So, do you want to like fix the shoulders on your costume?”

“KEEP ROLLING”

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The subtitles: Mao!

The dub pronunciation: Mayo!

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#monsterdon You shan't? Whn'nt?

#Monsterdon "relations with"?!?!

I've seen about 3 minutes of this movie and I already know I'm buying the DVD.

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this is a mex-chinese evil-man? Well done, this movie is great!
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@jammerb I'm guessing there will be some sort of Oriental Magic to raise the mummies, but maybe I'll be wrong!

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ORB #monsterdon

The best way to obtain mysterious artifacts is to systematically kill everyone who knows where it is. #Monsterdon

@Taweret none with so little dignity as to perform in this fillum #monsterdon

The asymmetric collar is quite a fashion choice.

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The voiceover actors are very...emotive?

At least they sound passionate about their craft I guess. I am amused. #Monsterdon

They'll... BOTH have "more power than anyone else in the world"? #Monsterdon

I knew the racism and stereotypes were going to be thick in this but we're going in directions I didn't expect right out of the gate

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Do the minions get paid extra to pose like that? #monsterdon

Now does this orb confirm my identity and entitle me to WorldCoin?

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Getting some serious orb contemplation vibes here...

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He doesn't look much like an Aztec Mummy

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#Monsterdon blowdart? from an asian gang? is ..... is that a stereotype or not? i'm not sure what's going on

It's a young Henry Kissinger #monsterdon

@amyfou Probably best to just lean into that for the rest of the movie

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I had an adblock fail and now I'm learning about a magic codex. And all the colleagues going to their deaths.

Jose Manchu #monsterdon

What news, Mayo?

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god i do wish i could see their costumes in original color #monsterdon

Why is he telling this to wrestlers?

I joked about Santo where he's known to be a wrestler and a crime fighter, I guess this is in the same universe?

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DIFFERENT REALITY SAME FUCKING ORB

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I wonder if the one with the beauty mark was the vampire queen in "Samson vs The Vampire Women"

Edit: It is her, awesome! #Monsterdon

Signature blow dart assassinations are a really quiet way to send a very loud shut the hell up

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@strangefour @apLundell
So I've been told, I'm on #Tubi and it looks pretty clear. Dubbed dialog.
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#Monsterdon he sounds like the outrageous audio guy (pdx-posting)

"process of elimination", LOL

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no. he was not adequately absorbent

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I wish there was an El Santo cameo #monsterdon

Back when cars could hold a dozen people.

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this movie is so much already

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mexico city

like another world

nice this year, they say

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the guy creeping over the window and that guys wailing voice, this movie is so good it's hard to put into words, i am just speechless #monsterdon

Watching the dub tonight on YouTube.

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Deadly spitball

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Would a blowdart really work that quickly?

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The best way to talk to a man is to break into a ladies locker room #Monsterdon

We have some nice acting here allright!
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Loving the capes. i hope this is an indicator of more capes to come #Monsterdon

Blow dart in the back!

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@apLundell Wait is this movie clearer on Tubi? It's so blurry on archive.
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Dr. Sorba has excellent emotional volatility. But of course the white guy tells him to 'calm down'

Guy up eavesdropping at the window is SO STEALTHY!

And there's the assassination!

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Exposition delivered right to your locker room #Monsterdon

AAAAND there we are

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Heh, shoutout to the guy dubbing this scientist. I love him :D #Monsterdon

@skatem yabbut not on the women? because biology? #checksNotes #Monsterdon

His vigilance turned out to be less than constant.

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this voice acting. wow. this guy had way too much fun with this. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Bryan Cranston as Sorba?

@jonny From what I can recall (it's been a very, very long time, but my younger brother wrestled competitively through high school and I was dragged to a lot of meets as a kid) yes. Getting someone in a position where to break the hold they would have to dislocate a joint to get out of it is valid.

(anyone with more recent/better knowledge should correct me)

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Wow so much exposition and we’re not even 10 minutes in! #monsterdon

professor "dick" tracy

so named for being a total

well

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Hot.

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Dr. Sorba just waltzing in and saying anything and everyone believes him.

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Fear is the mindkiller, buddy #monsterdon

#Monsterdon quality window creep

That was a very boring wrestling match #monsterdon

Oh that screeching archeologist has the most annoying dub voice. It would be a shame is something were to... happen to him.
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