@YsengrinWolf Shush you, that's *clearly* an apothecary.

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This film is completely obsessed with penises. #monsterdon

This isn't a horror movie, it is a feel good film
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Oh look, it’s a tall and skinny mushroom topiary. #Monsterdon

FROGGY NOOO!!!!
. . .
Oh alright then.
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love the penis hedge lmao #monsterdon

I *am* rather disappointed by the frequency of "do this for me or you'll get arrested" standing in for proper authority in this movie 😐

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BRAAAAAAAAINS #monsterdon

corn rigs are horny itym

#TheWickerMan #Monsterdon #monsterdong

that was clearly a fake frog lmao

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Today, in first names that do not age well... #monsterdon

That blank stare that says "hold please, I'm trying to figure out an acceptable lie." #Monsterdon

CORN RIGS ARE BONNY

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One away from Bingo
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yew, frog horror!
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Foreskin bingo !

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#Monsterdon "hello officer, i drew the short straw and I have to give you the next clue"

@Ooze curious what they're usually like bc i've only ever seen the labor kind of maypole dance #monsterdon

vulval powers, activate!
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@aprilfollies

Woodward went back to the location years later and his little wooden cross structure was *still there*

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“You are all raving mad.” Yep. #Monsterdon

Abbey Normal

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Foreskins, brains, hearts and fetal pigs in jars. Must be at the pharmacists.

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i'll take four of those formaldehyde chickens please. and a coke. #monsterdon

Jurisdiction operates differently in the UK than in the US, apparently. #monsterdon

I love that she is eating! And continues to eat! While being surly to the dickhead.
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Not the tombstone description 😂 I know they're trying to make a point but it's getting so so so ridiculous. But I guess that in itself is the point, that purity and "deprivation" taken to the extreme is just risible #Monsterdon

Okay you island cultists are a weird weird lot. But I'm still rooting against the cop.
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literal snake oil

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She's thinking about how she's gonna get together with Lily Tomlin and Dolly Parton and handcuff him to a bed while doing his job for months

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Is this next door to the confections store?

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I love her wee Leia buns #monsterdon

princess leia hair! #monsterdon

protected by the ejaculation of serpents

what.

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@ramsey totally normal, move along. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon : (to paraphrase) Umbilical cords are hung on the tree planted on behalf of the newborn, don't ya know?
Me: Wha?

This asshole fashioned a cross out of crates he breaks? Fuck the police.
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Sorry I forgot my posts were set to public unlisted...

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The poor frog

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Now the frog has to have a human stuffed in its mouth to get better #monsterdon

"how are you fer picked lambs foetuses Officer? Got a deal on..."

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#Monsterdon “Minister? Hahaha!” …

I’ve heard of Toad in the Hole, but not the Mouth.

"Well there's comparative religion." ❤️
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Girl had a frog in her throat

who's that painting over her desk?
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Children suckling and sucking toads within minutes what in the pagan heck #Monsterdon

Just like a school teacher to debate semantics. “It depends on what your definition of a churchyard is.”

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@jonny If this was in Ireland I'd assume it was a St Patrick reference...

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I was about to make a joke about you're only supposed to rub the frog on the throat, not swallow it, but then she took it back out so I guess no jokes today. #Monsterdon

Just so we are clear, we are not going to shed any tears for that pig are we #monsterdon

lol @ a jar full of foreskins

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#Monsterdon Rowan Morrison has simply returned to the Slam from whence we all jam

Frog lickin'

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"Raving mad!?" says the man who's never licked a frog before!

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The secret is, they spray ivermectin on the frog first. #monsterdon #wickerman73

The desk beetle is what we in the biz call "foreshadowing." #Monsterdon

Holy shit. Keep showing people frogs in the mouth for sore throats and they'll NEVER support the NHS. #monsterdon

minister. sir, i don't mean to say that you're a little slow, but i think you haven't necessarily groked onto your situation at this time. #monsterdon

"...I have a croak in my throat."
"Well, I have the frog for you!"

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#Monsterdon Our cop makes himself a wooden cross, great way to endear yourself to the local pagan community.

“So you plant trees on the graves here” HAVENT YOU LISTENED TO THE SONG? #monsterdon

I’ve decided on a new look for mowing the lawn. This movie has inspired me. #Monsterdon

He's already been told it's no longer a Christian church, why would he look for a minister? I assume a "navel string" is the umbilical cord.
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Rowan tree? Are we going down the fairy road next? Or is this an oak, ash, & thorn type movie?

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CRUNCHY FROG #monsterdon #wickerman73

This is a Rowan tree.
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Sgt Howie has never once in his life been protected by the ejaculation of serpents, and it shows. #monsterdon

@NovaCora Definitely not enough

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YO what is that lawnmower #monsterdon

"Minister? LMAO, LOL, no, LOL"
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Let me guess that the species which produced that egg is not the one you'd think

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I, for one, never held out an egg while I was nursing my baby in a random ruined churchyard. But that's just me.

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Christianity is a comparative religion.
Where is this wonderful summer isle?
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#monsterdon dont worry kids, this is an all cats are beautiful movie

"Protected by the ejaculation of serpents" Not a type of insurance policy I was previously aware of. #monsterdon #TheWickerMan

yeah that's not gonna work against christopher lee this time

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Why's she just holding an egg out though #Monsterdon

#monsterdon lol what the hell is going on?

I did almost choke on my ice cream at "Protected by the ejaculation of serpents" #Monsterdon

egg #monsterdon

This teacher really took "technically correct, the best kind of correct" to another level

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@blogdiva
Yep, it's Written in the Stone

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EGG SIGHTED #monsterdon

"May I offer you an egg in these trying times? #Monsterdon

Listen, I was never on team cop and he has only made it clear it was the right choice off the bat
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I can't believe I forgot about the schoolgirls saying "Phallic symbol!" in unison. #Monsterdon

"Here we do not use the word... d**d"

Yeah, TikTok, I get it

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You're throwing off the nursing mother's groove, you asshole. #monsterdon #wickerman73

Yo #Monsterdon - I'm watching but not participating as much as usual. Doing some gay shit for my church tonight.

Howie's having difficulty comprehending that people might not be Christian. I think he's gonna snap before he finishes his little trip to Twin Peaks here. #Monsterdon

@flowerpot It ain't gonna make no damn difference. Naked people. Crazy people. Phallic teaching. Music. None of it makes sense. 😃 #monsterdon

@NovaCora I'm learning context through posts like this one. So thank you.
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On the one hand, everyone messing with the cop is good. On the other, this kind of splitting hairs is dang annoying.

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30 minutes into the movie before we get any concrete evidence that the girl actually exists

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she is offering him an egg in this trying time and this is what he does, unbelievable
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Loooooool I thought the "symbol" thing was only in the Nicholas Cage movie lmaoooo #monsterdon

#monsterdon "hi, yes, I'm that colonizer from that other island you people are so fond of"

Cue the creepy children. #Monsterdon

This has sovereign citizen vibes

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I realize, I'm missing a ton of context because I came in late.
(maybe they are lying, I don't know 🤷‍♀️)
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#latetomonsterdon