indoor smoking!

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Drawing wrinkles with an eye pencil on a pretty movie star to make her look like an OLD HAG, that counts as old age makeup

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I hate that guy already. Wanting the wasps to murder him immediately. #Monsterdon

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“…, gentleman.”

“That leaves us out.” Both women at the table, probably.

oo, some VERY excited Pointing At Things With A Stick here on #monsterdon

"Explainer Guy" The Movie. #Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

Ahhhh, yes the mighty xylophone, demonstrating the rapid pace of science.

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what is this writing

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@WhiskeySailor But are reptiles a kind of snake? 🤔 #Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

so are wasps bees or...?

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"On you! Because you are after all a woman and wow you _are_ getting older! How hideous!"

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"the responsibility for this decline?"
your glasses ma'am. yikes. #monsterdon

Smoking indoors!

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some very bombastic establishing shot music

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@strangefour #RaisesHandSLowly #Monsterdon

It is essential we understand wasps are not bees
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oh good there wasn’t nearly enough indoor smoking before #monsterdon

i praised the last corman movie we watched because it got into the action immediately, but this one is taking FOREVER and yet is only an hour long #monsterdon

Uh if that graph shows a 14.5% drop then someone is doing some very misleading plotting

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Those eyebrows are on fleek. #monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

@diazona I hate Naturop... nuthin! #MonsterDon

*blinded by beige*
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Oh he's a kindly old mad scientist.
He has Two Stupid Dogs.
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1 caterpillar for the whole hive #Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

Meanwhile, in The City… timpani drums! #Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

Meanwhile, in a Perry Mason episode... #Monsterdon

"Why were you let go from your last job?"
"I intentionally raised wasps instead of bees" --the end of this guy's next job interview #monsterdon

this movie is barely an hour long and we've already spent ten full minutes talking about wasps and bees

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What happens when you hire a team of colour blind guys to add colour to an old film?

Let's eff around and find out! #Monsterdon

@blogdiva Either beakers or equations on a chalkboard, depending on whether you want to be an experimental or theoretical genius

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"Now look here..." = Girl, you in danger

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#Monsterdon lol is the dude who works for Big Pharma gonna be the good guy?

Aww! I really like the scientist’s cute little Bela Lugosi Poverty Row Mad Scientist Chemistry Set!
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"I suck at my job"

"No you don't"

"Yes I do!"

"My keepers are slobs"

"No they aren't"

"Yes they DO!"

"What??"

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The reverse aging violates the law of conservation of mass, it seems #monsterdon

@YsengrinWolf It's a _pill_ that gives _worms_ to ex-_girlfriends_! You just don't get it! Phew!

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people also have weird pathces of gray that appear and disappear on their faces

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I love a good “Now see here…” #Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

"I'm sorry mister Zinthrop, but I've gotta set up my inevitable murder in the next act!" #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe :ms_eyes: Ref just glares, back to you Jim! #Monsterdon

I've developed this fantastic product - one injection turns guinea pigs into rats!

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too bad this movie will age us all into the grave before his queen wasp de-aging solution becomes reality. #monsterdon

The first 10 minutes of the film: "Wasps aren't bees, dumbass!"

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It didn't get younger, it got smaller. And changed from a hamster into a rat!

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Royal jelly? Are we gonna get a surprise slime girl on top of a vespula vulgaris woman?
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I'd inject myself with wasp jelly if I could be an adorable puppy #monsterdon

Listen, it was my first job and I only had a day to color this film okay!
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Royal jelly from the queen wasp... and it slows aging... whaaa 🤷

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@RobynGoodfellow Maybee pollenators in general? #WrongQuote #WrongMovie #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman Here, let me adorn your path with smoke.

I thought the royal jelly was supposed to be eaten, not injected #monsterdon

@Taweret Don't tell us, tell the high school kids contracted to do the colorizing.

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He didn't even tell the little hamster that it was just going to "sting a little".

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Actually, given the pace of this movie so far, he may finish before we do. #Monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie @Taweret I'm skeptical about the colors in a WASP movie #SideEye #NotGoingToLetThatJokeGo #MonsterDon

just follow the dude around puffing smoke into the air after him. wasn't there a Monty Python scene like this? #monsterdon

The old dude with the flesh-toned hair. #monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

Ah! Wasps do produce royal jelly, which Zinthrope is researching. Makes sense that he'd look into wasps as well as bees.

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Was expecting wasps and got guinea pigs.

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He's hand-painting a honeycomb. #Monsterdon

Looks like the manager has appeared. Maybe this IS the Wasp Woman I was thinking of #Monsterdon

sometimes the beekeeper hats are pink and sometimes orange and sometimes white. they keep changing

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Wasps? In my American movie from the 1950s? It's more likely than you think. #monsterdon

@DinosaurRobo that's _amazing_.

and a car of a different colour! somebody tell the wizard of oz!

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Hmm I'll also call bug spray! #Monsterdon

WASP MENTION

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@trixter They'd have to have added in the bake sale bits at the church for the W.A.S.P. parts? #ChecksNotes #MonsterDon

@Taweret It is horrible, the colorization I mean. #Monsterdon

"They know when ya is."
"And they know when ya ain't"
The wisdom of beekeepers.
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The colorization has rendered the people into corpses. Be afraid! #monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

A please would be nice!

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Mention of royal jelly! #Monsterdon

"I try to take my inspiration from the bees" Whatever Captain Kissass. #Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

I too try to take my inspiration from the bees. #Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

even the beekeepers are beholden to the Man, shame #monsterdon

<<That's about a hundred toots in just a few minutes>>>

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“I try to take my inspiration from the bees … and that’s why I live in a hexagon!”
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Vincent Price would have done a better job of badly describing how the queen wasp is just like a black widow spider.

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I didn't know this was about Burt's Bees
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so this guy is basically the bee whisperer

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@apLundell i might too. the amazon version can't decide what colour anything is 😂 #monsterdon

they can sting a man to death!

that's more like fiveshadowing. foreshadowing wouldn't cut it

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Are we sure this isn't a nature documentary? It's been five minutes of kindly old bee man and shots of trees.
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Why does every place on earth look like the hills behind Griffith Park?

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in the colorized version the bees are green

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Why is the beekeeper collecting wasps? Is he a researcher? They don't pollinate, so it's not an agriculture thing.

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"found some new friends"
well, you're losing a few too, doesn't something actually HAPPEN in this movie, or like, no... #monsterdon

Nice mid-century decor in that office #monsterdon

Imma count this as expert explains insects! #Monsterdon

DO SOMETHING, JESUS CHRIST #Monsterdon

i wonder what wasp opinions are on all this. maybe we'll find out if we ever SEE ANY

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Take a drink every time somebody smokes!

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Cinematic tree arch 💯 #Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman

so the amazon version is colorized i guess. i don't know why they ever thought colorizing movies was a good idea. it looks terrible

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#Monsterdon #TheWaspWoman Beekeepers watching this had to have been screaming in the theater “That’s not how we do it! Who wrote this?”

the last black and white movie i remember watching was the lighthouse so i'm getting these same emotions that this movie has not earned

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#FakeMovieFacts: The European release title for The Wasp Woman was "The Bees Knees ..."
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this is what alien abduction is like. for bees.

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Oh, put a sock in it bowtie pipe man.

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