go go go go go lets do it its time #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🤵 👰 💍 😱 🤵 🤖 😬

OK, I'm slow but it just now hit me that *Disney* is a villain in this movie and I'm 100% on board for that

The score booping is extremely good.

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FEM BOT! FEM BOT! #Monsterdon

well that's certainly not our beloved dungaree chum

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@paco Stepford really is very advanced. Six phones lines in a single home?

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Queue the stormy weather.

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Burn the place to the ground!

#thestepfordwives #monsterdon

I complained a few weeks ago that after a run of really bad movies that we need to do more good movies. I take that back. Good horror movies are too good. I can't handle a quality film. It's harder to riff when I am impressed with a story.
#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

This is so good #monsterdon #thestepfordwives1975

This movie is too good for #Monsterdon.

Can't make fun of it.

I kinda don't want a full reveal. It's much creepier when we don't know exactly what the men are doing to their wives. Just doing something horrible and irreversible.
#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

This therapist is legit #Monsterdon

Yeah!!! Helpful mental health pro! #monsterdon

"She won't take pictures and she won't be me."

Fuck me, I'm not used to such good acting and writing in a #Monsterdon selection

This wood paneling is incredible.

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The water seems to be bad for the rat.

#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

The gaslighting and emotional manipulations rough oof
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"What I'm talking about is surviving." She knows without knowing. 70s writing ain't great, but sometimes this hits it right.
#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

Blowing past a school bus with its lights on seems like a fairly dramatic escalation

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Literally screaming as she blew past the school bus
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@moira I feel like the intersection of tradwife and consumerism is very intentional here.

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Bobbie 😭 #Monsterdon

They got Bobby.

#Monsterdon #StepfordWives

NO

BOBBIE'S INEVITABLE TURN 😭 😭 😭

#monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

Ahaha, yes, America imperialism
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You're not gonna ~make it to August~ #Monsterdon

"I don't know Raymond. It's hard to be smart."

#monsterdon

Raymond Chandler died in 1959, age 70, so he couldn't have deflowered her a dozen years before Stepford.

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"You deflowered me 12 years ago, would you check my water?" *smash cut to chemistry lab*

lmfaooo

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"You deflowered me 12 years ago. Would you check my water"

BWAHAHHAHAH

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DEFLOWERED ME

#monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

*The* Raymond Chandler?

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I'm no expert at removing tennis courts, but it seems to me you don't just start in the middle. #monsterdon

Something in the water in a small town in Texas causing people to be less violent? I think I read a Steven King short story about that going... very very badly.
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i sure hope none of the people working at the evil technology factory are up to anything mysterious

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There's something in the water!!!!!

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Sorry got distracted. Anything happen in the past 15 minutes?

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got rid of her independence *and* her fashion sense #monsterdon

Not the tennis Court no! How will you see your wife's hair bouncing as she volleys for server now?
#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

This is what happens when your friends wind up on tradwife TikTok. 😐

#monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

Uhoh Charmaine got squeezed! :blobastonished: #Monsterdon

Noooo not the ginger!!!
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Whoops, someone's a new robot :x #Monsterdon

This movie asking lots of ethical questions… New York City good or bad? Chinese restaurants good or bad?

#monsterdon #thestepfordwives

Ah, the birth of liberalism. #monsterdon

I like this lady's giant wicker chair. #monsterdon

Oh, the old lady might *not* be assimilated. Interesting...

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There sure are a lot of loons in this area. Must be genteel country loons, with little sweater vests.

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Hoping the Black family is headed by Blacula #monsterdon

I swear, we're seeing less monster in this movie than in SNOWBEAST.

#Monsterdon

A bear wouldn't shine its lights on you in the middle of the night.

#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

Cops being cops, no matter the year
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#monsterdon Worlds most indolent Loon.

@Cherizilla @Taweret Maybe a white male privilege interface unit #monsterdon

This movie has some real Don't Build the Torment Nexus vibes

#monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

#monsterdon Aha! The wife-swapping panty-sniffing brigade has arrived. We’re safe.

Oh no the dog is going to be able to tell when she's replaced, this does not bode well for the dog

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what is this strange device he's using?

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Lessons in derailing a revolution

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I think I'm in love with Bobbie. Every outfit she wears is better than the last... though the tiny buttcheek overalls were A Lot esp with how tall she is.

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I feel like this turned into a norwex party
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how much did Easy On pay for this

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"If time is your enemy, make friends with Easy-On!"

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This is the real horror : an awkward meeting.
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Blackmail? Exchanging favours?
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Voiceology! A new exciting science
#monsterdon

Astrology 😬

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i did not see third free woman coming into play that makes me think we have a chance here #monsterdon

#monsterdon Two teenage boys with permanent erections and she'd be lost without them? That's child labor, using them as sundials! O the humanity! ;)

"You're the champion, Frank! You're the master!"

😬

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This is what happens when you barge in without knocking O_o

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😳😳😳

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Wow those bright green stairs are a lot

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Sounds like the lady of the house is shampooing #monsterdon

okay, apparently, she's a natural born voyeur too. these two are peas in a pod. #monsterdon

ASTROTURF STAIRWELL

PEAK 70S ATTAINED

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oh they're trying to make a women's club now

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Peak lesbian outfits for the 70s?
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Nothing to do in that town except drink, screw and build robots #monsterdon

Bonfire sound good actually, please
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#monsterdon

sorry that's a seg fault

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I want these two ladies to take the kids and run away back to NYC to be lesbian moms together

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What do they make, sleeping pills?
Good line
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"What do they make, sleeping pills?" 😂

#monsterdon

Manhattan > Stepford

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OK, I'm sure this plot will move forward soon
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all i can say is that this movie better have like a tank girl finale i do in fact want to see the One Free Woman and the main character woman who i haven't gotten the name of yet blowing this town at full auto on a motorcycle #monsterdon

Cakewalk, you know, the MIDI sequencer #monsterdon

The eyes are windows to the soul...
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:rhg_t: :rhg_o: :rhg_w: :rhg_a: :rhg_t: :rhg_c: :rhg_h:
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How does she not fall asleep

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They actually just bore the women into hypnosis.

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“How about we switch ‘em… barn sale and a tag dance?”

#monsterdon #thestepfordwives

This scene is what "training an AI" looks like

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indoor smoking 😬

(though the cigar specifically does add to the "men's club" vibe)

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What kind of creep starts a portrait with an eye

#monsterdon #StepfordWives1975

@apLundell@octodon.social He looks like someone who enjoys making people stand in line. #monsterdon