Raymond Chandler died in 1959, age 70, so he couldn't have deflowered her a dozen years before Stepford.

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"You deflowered me 12 years ago, would you check my water?" *smash cut to chemistry lab*

lmfaooo

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"You deflowered me 12 years ago. Would you check my water"

BWAHAHHAHAH

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DEFLOWERED ME

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*The* Raymond Chandler?

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I'm no expert at removing tennis courts, but it seems to me you don't just start in the middle. #monsterdon

i sure hope none of the people working at the evil technology factory are up to anything mysterious

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There's something in the water!!!!!

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Sorry got distracted. Anything happen in the past 15 minutes?

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got rid of her independence *and* her fashion sense #monsterdon

Not the tennis Court no! How will you see your wife's hair bouncing as she volleys for server now?
#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

This is what happens when your friends wind up on tradwife TikTok. 😐

#monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

Uhoh Charmaine got squeezed! :blobastonished: #Monsterdon

Noooo not the ginger!!!
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Whoops, someone's a new robot :x #Monsterdon

This movie asking lots of ethical questions… New York City good or bad? Chinese restaurants good or bad?

#monsterdon #thestepfordwives

Ah, the birth of liberalism. #monsterdon

I like this lady's giant wicker chair. #monsterdon

Oh, the old lady might *not* be assimilated. Interesting...

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There sure are a lot of loons in this area. Must be genteel country loons, with little sweater vests.

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Hoping the Black family is headed by Blacula #monsterdon

I swear, we're seeing less monster in this movie than in SNOWBEAST.

#Monsterdon

A bear wouldn't shine its lights on you in the middle of the night.

#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

Cops being cops, no matter the year
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#monsterdon Worlds most indolent Loon.

@Cherizilla @Taweret Maybe a white male privilege interface unit #monsterdon

This movie has some real Don't Build the Torment Nexus vibes

#monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

#monsterdon Aha! The wife-swapping panty-sniffing brigade has arrived. We’re safe.

Oh no the dog is going to be able to tell when she's replaced, this does not bode well for the dog

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what is this strange device he's using?

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Lessons in derailing a revolution

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I think I'm in love with Bobbie. Every outfit she wears is better than the last... though the tiny buttcheek overalls were A Lot esp with how tall she is.

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how much did Easy On pay for this

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I feel like this turned into a norwex party
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"If time is your enemy, make friends with Easy-On!"

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This is the real horror : an awkward meeting.
#Monsterdon

Blackmail? Exchanging favours?
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Voiceology! A new exciting science
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Astrology 😬

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i did not see third free woman coming into play that makes me think we have a chance here #monsterdon

#monsterdon Two teenage boys with permanent erections and she'd be lost without them? That's child labor, using them as sundials! O the humanity! ;)

"You're the champion, Frank! You're the master!"

😬

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This is what happens when you barge in without knocking O_o

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😳😳😳

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Wow those bright green stairs are a lot

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Sounds like the lady of the house is shampooing #monsterdon

ASTROTURF STAIRWELL

PEAK 70S ATTAINED

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oh they're trying to make a women's club now

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Peak lesbian outfits for the 70s?
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Nothing to do in that town except drink, screw and build robots #monsterdon

Bonfire sound good actually, please
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#monsterdon

sorry that's a seg fault

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I want these two ladies to take the kids and run away back to NYC to be lesbian moms together

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What do they make, sleeping pills?
Good line
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"What do they make, sleeping pills?" 😂

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Manhattan > Stepford

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OK, I'm sure this plot will move forward soon
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all i can say is that this movie better have like a tank girl finale i do in fact want to see the One Free Woman and the main character woman who i haven't gotten the name of yet blowing this town at full auto on a motorcycle #monsterdon

Cakewalk, you know, the MIDI sequencer #monsterdon

The eyes are windows to the soul...
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:rhg_t: :rhg_o: :rhg_w: :rhg_a: :rhg_t: :rhg_c: :rhg_h:
:rhg_w: :rhg_o: :rhg_m: :rhg_e: :rhg_n:
:rhg_d: :rhg_o: :rhg_l: :rhg_i: :rhg_t: :rhg_t: :rhg_l: :rhg_e:
:rhg_d: :rhg_o: :rhg_m: :rhg_e: :rhg_s: :rhg_t: :rhg_i: :rhg_c:
:rhg_c: :rhg_h: :rhg_o: :rhg_r: :rhg_e: :rhg_s:

#monsterdon

How does she not fall asleep

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They actually just bore the women into hypnosis.

#monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

This scene is what "training an AI" looks like

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indoor smoking 😬

(though the cigar specifically does add to the "men's club" vibe)

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What kind of creep starts a portrait with an eye

#monsterdon #StepfordWives1975

@apLundell@octodon.social He looks like someone who enjoys making people stand in line. #monsterdon

#monsterdon The furniture is also, apparently triggering me. THAT FUCKING WINGBACK CHAIR MUST BE BURNED. Wait, it's just a chair... ;)

"You don't look like someone who enjoys making other people happy."

Wow, that's one of the strongest burns we've had in #Monsterdon so far.

@gnomon
„Drake's vanilla-flavored creme […] enrobed with Drake's thick, rich frosting“ ಠ_ಠ
https://shop.drakescake.com/products/drakes-ring-dings #monsterdon

WOW Not David Warner is EXTRA creepy

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So far, it appears they have spent less than $100 on the entire movie

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Always be suspicious of guys in black turtlenecks under a black blazer. #Monsterdon

I wish I had a ring ding, curious now with whiskey
#monsterdon

Ring dings. Like a round chocolate twinkie kinda.
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Ring dings are like ho-hos or other chocolate, cream-filled Hostess things.

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#monsterdon Women with consciousness, they make noises, so they are easy to spot. They'll be enslaved and forced to pump out casseroles for the welcome wagon. Kids too. Little robotic kids. The ideal #GenX kids, they don't move, they don't talk back, they don't sit in the dark and weep silently regretting their birth…

smoking in the dark room, like a total pro. #yikes #monsterdon

And we're smoking ... in the darkroom.

#Monsterdon #StepfordWives

If Bobbie and Joanna don't get all sexy with each other I'm going to be very disappointed.

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"He's best in bed when the market's up." I hate him already, tell me less. #monsterdon

Honestly I wish I had somewhere I could sit in a field of 3 foot grass too

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upward mobility from Markowitz. ha! i like this woman already. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Walter has made a tragic Real Estate decision. He laments his equity, the sweet lost equity, before it even had a chance to build in that practically *unkillable* Savings and Loan Bank! Wooohoo!

ajax country?

#monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

I'm not upset, I'm just drinking alcohol and staring into space in the middle of the night like a normal happy person does.

#monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

This film has significant content so I am finding it much harder than usual to both watch the movie and read comments.

#Monsterdon

a stepford bear? you mean like Teddy Ruxpin? #monsterdon

Uh oh, he's a stepford bear. #monsterdon

The teddy bear refuses to address its own emotions, and instead projects them onto the little girl. #monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

#Monsterdon They load her into ... a station wagon.

Is anyone not driving a station wagon ?

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Call your attorney!!!
#monsterdon

I'm calling Bingo

#monsterdon
#TheStepfordWives

i'm hoping for unrealistic things such as it turning out the men's association is there to brainwash all the men and the women actually rule the town #monsterdon

Sanka. When the walls fell.
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The Men's Association. "It's an honor."

It's a major award. (if you know, you know).

#monsterdon