This movie is 100% an indictment of daytime advertising. #Monsterdon

Hey we just met here are all my most personal life details
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@Infoseepage There was definitely something resembling sex

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#monsterdon This town has the most lonely, destitute, and ignored Hitachi Magic Wand saleslady in the entire state. Boxes of D Cells all over the place, nobody who wants any of it.

"i'm not contemplating any maidenform bonfires." I AM. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #TheStepfordWives

whenever I have one too many, I just become desperate for recipes. you know how it is

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#monsterdon She's having a broken record moment. *empty headed stare into the void*

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40 minutes in and we are getting a vague clue YAY!

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MASTODON: A woman talking to another woman? Lesbian?!?!?

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TFW you stumble into tradwife TikTok

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#monsterdon Ooh that was a very interesting panning crane shot from the kids running through the underbrush up to the raised pool there! Great way to establish the space, entrances/exits, and the implicit ranking of adults in children in this space in about five seconds flat.

39 minutes into the film so far and it's just been miscellaneous nuanced offkey human interactions

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#monsterdon 1975. So much polyester. The couches, the suits, the shirts, the women…

You had me at cake, lost me at walk
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"I used to gawk at all those girls in those magazines" WHY DID YOU MARRY A MAN

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Wow these men like to yap
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"I like to watch women doing little domestic chores."

Yeah, that's not creepy at all.

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I'm a minute or two behind the general feed, having switched streams, but these two ladies chatting over scotch seem to have passed the #Bechdel test.

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Two named women having a conversation about something other than men? I think this film passes the Bechdel test.

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#monsterdon That brass pillar bedframe is really pretty. It reminds me a bit of a Kuzma Stabi turntable.

@brooke Yes, it was a thing to have creepy, silence-ridden terror in that era

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#monsterdon That back seat in all those cars, no safety harnesses for the kids. Stupid awful wretched children of 1975. Just watch 'em bounce around, awful children, keeping spunk as pets. And I should know. LOL. Drains for cows milk on feet.

Our Movie Family has noticed that the injured woman is *not* being taken to the hospital. Having determined this, they shrug it off.

#Monsterdon #StepfordWives

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It occurs to me that The Cullens would be right at home in Stepford, a town filled with too perfect, well behaved, people. Stay tuned next week for the fanfic (joking this time).

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#monsterdon The lack of gay coding is great. The Men's Association. A Sausage Fest! Everyone going COMMANDO! Careful when you zip too fast, boys.

"Men's Association"? What is this, the no name version of the Freemasons or the Shriners or something

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Rayon suit, very space age #monsterdon

I'll bet that jar makes her cup of coffee taste great. Ugh, the slogan is still burnt into my brain.

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They made a sequel called The Stepford Children. Turns out the kids are just as creepy.

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"Best for the kids"

Come on, start talking about SAT scores? Or just "crime"?

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#monsterdon Ominous music brought to you by the #SuddenStringSection. They are here boys! EVEN A PIANO!

I have never been more terrified of a lady and her casserole #monsterdon

You could just hand people casseroles without having to ask about food allergies or sensitivities in 1975 because those people died in childhood.

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oh no floofy apron lady verrry scary already

Tina Louise?? Wow.

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Kink shaming here
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#monsterdon here we go! We're kicking off The Stepford Wives (1975) tonight. Get your timed mute button ready to aim at that hashtag for the next ~3 hours, or join in!

We've already got a gloriously wood-paneled station wagon, good stuff.

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Something about these titles and the scenic composition screams "Coronet educational film" to me.

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Is this some cinematography? On Monsterdon? From the 70s? I feel lost.
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Here we go...
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Okay - going to queue up the "Stepford Wives" for #Monsterdon and join in the party.

Feel free to mute me now for a couple of hours, or the hashtag if you want to avoid the stream of commentary about to deluge your feed.

(… or join in! )

@Infoseepage @jchaven

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🦖#MONSTERDON Goodbye!

Thank you @Taweret for hosting this sexy and groovy thriller!

and thanks @Cherizilla for the new cool randomized Bingo cards! Very fun upgrade!! I spent way to much time repeatedly creating marks and deleting them.

And to all the members of the Real Time Film Analysis Squad: Loved the commentary, esp. when ten people hit on the same thing simultaneously! I hope you are able to clear yourself of the creepiness very soon.

Easy On must be the shit.

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"Forbes initially met with Diane Keaton, who he said turned it down because her analyst did not like the script." This sentence from the wikipedia page for The Stepford Wives raises so many more questions than it answers. #monsterdon

the ending i thought they were going for with the "you get to live but you have to go to the women's version of stepford" is much more interesting imo - not in a "women do patriarchy too" kind of way, but as in the women are forced into a projected version of what men believe women want from a man robot, the dynamics of patriarchy never being 'final' but transmuted into a meta-conflict between the governance of two stepfords, contending with gendering as a prism of projecting desire and systematizing someone else as much as something you enact yourself #monsterdon

Downside of watching #monsterdon one night and reading/posting the next is having to sit with the creepy vibes after BOTH. Did not think this part through.

Really great film. The real monster were the incels.

Thank you again @Taweret for hosting and for an entire year of great #monsterdon like this! Thanks everyone who joined and see you all in 2025!

And so we conclude a movie which I'm convinced is entirely too good for this venue, and needed way more giant spiders to be #Monsterdon material. #TeamSpider

Thanks @Taweret for hosting and everybody for posting! See you next week!

mm, this is going up there with The Last Man On Earth. Damn Fine Movie. #monsterdon

@paco @nev I was picturing the ending of "Django Unchained" #monsterdon

The #Monsterdon Week

MON Cont. previous feature discussion
Vote for next feature
TUE Data analysis for previous feature
Next Feature Vote Decided
WED Responses to Feature trailer, details
THU Viewing options assessed
FRI Bingo Card revealed
Cocktail Announced,
SAT Withdrawal symptoms appear
SUN Watch Party Night with the largest Fedi Tootstorm

Terrific movie choice tonight, @Taweret . *Deeply* unsettling. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon incel culture was alive and well in the 70s

Y'know, growing up, I had a couple friends who were girls. And I always got shit about it from other boys, to whom having a personal connection with a member of the opposite sex sounded as alien as the Vulcan mind meld.

I always wondered what kind of relationships they grew up to have. #Monsterdon

@Taweret
Thank you for the #monsterdon.
This was the best, also creepiest I’ve seen.

Still see a lot of the same sentiment today in terms of "I hate my spouse" discourse going on. Not to mention the tradwife bullshit, objectification and subjugation of women, not just in media but coming from shitlib and further right dialog, memes, etc in social media spaces, the real world etc #monsterdon #TheStepfordWives1975

These sarsaparilla loving mf’ers need to be taken down. #monsterdon

Hello ladies

How are you?

Fine. Everything's fine 😬

THE END

This was one of those legit fantastic #Monsterdon movies that was also a great watch-along thanks for the selection @Taweret !

I feel a little sick. This is... dark. In such a bright grocery store under harsh neon lights.
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Wow that was actually a good movie!

Have a safe and happy new year, movie pals.

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Did she just buy Easy-On Spray Starch 😱 😱 😱 😱 😱 😱 😱 😱

This is one of those movies that incels watch and think it was supposed to be an instruction manual, like AI people that watch like Minority Report, isn't it

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Yes! She got a can of EASY-OFF!

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That one top is vulvtacular. Yes, that one.

Also she really needed some suntan lotion!

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oh wow, this grocery store scene is excruciating. #monsterdon

THAT CUT TO BLACK IS PAINFUL! And long...
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Objects, collecting objects. :/ #Monsterdon

She was replaced by a version of her with bigger titties 😭

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A reminder of why the trad wife movement is so creepy.

The stepford wives
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Oh no roboticide!

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"...you see, we just need your eyes”

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I’m calling BS. She’s standing there with a weapon and he told her where her kids are, and she didn’t whack him? Nope

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FRED! LITTLE BUDDY!
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Oh wow even though I pretty much knew where this movie was going it does have some good (bad) surprises for me

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#monsterdon Apparently the piano musician has a grand mal seizure. She sells seizures by the seashore….

It would be a whole lot easier to flee if in the 1970s people favored open plan house layouts #monsterdon

Oh, this is where they train the AI. #Monsterdon

huh, this just got 2001ish

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We got hats!

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How convenient for the plot that you disassociate long enough for him to take your weapon. Damn.

Also it's too dark to see shit

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dangit why didn't you knock him on the noggin is he a vampire mind controller or something?

Handmaids tale meets Cybermen #Monsterdon

"Why? Because we can."
The chilling evil of a banal patriarchy.
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"Do you mind if I make a call?"

"YES smashed phone"

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Whack him with the poker!

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#TheStepfordWives

"I like to watch women doing little, domestic chores."

That's not the least bit creepy.

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There is SO LITTLE TIME left in this movie, not nearly enough to resolve ANY of it. 😂 I mean, Joanna could be charged with attempted murder 2x now! Stabbing a robot and hitting her husband with a fire poker.

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Zoom in on the tape player was some good cinematography

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#monsterdon don't worry, this is a horror movie from the 70s, i'm sure stuff is gonna work out

The kids are sleeping over at Castle Dracula? #monsterdon

joann is now Last Girl, does this mean she's gonna make it out alive? #monsterdon

I like the blood on the New Yorker.

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This is a well shoot movie for sure
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#monsterdon The malfunctioning-robot reveal is unfortunately less chilling than the initial reveal with Bobbie and the scene with the therapist. It's the monster out in bright daylight with all the rubber suit seams showing, instead of unseen and feared.

Why do people always purposefully cut themselves in the fingers? You NEED those things.

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