That last shot of Swamp Thing carrying Abby silhouetted against a background light was actually not bad - stuff like that that we wouldn't have seen in the first movie
Merc brought a chainsaw to a canister fight.
scratch that, his whole house has a self-destruct
@LuluHelle It's already arglye so it is a stinky mutation
Good thing our buddy Swamp Thing had one grenade and perfect accuracy. #monsterdon #wrongfrogs
Let's just reflect on the fact that this guy's basement lab has an automatic self-destruct with a three-minute timer
The mercs are rounding the hedge and ....SUDDENLY SALAD!
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They can lay off the Jaws scar reference any time now.....
Lol did she say "I c*nt see?"
The. Acting. Ugh.
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That kid said "green guy", but I heard "gringa"
Swamp Thing! Dunh da da dunh!
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@paco Well I'll grant that the plot doesn't make a whole lot of sense but I'd say almost everything else about this is kind of amazing
I mean, it definitely pulls off the kind of over-the-top ridiculousness that rises to the level of being enjoyable
These mercenaries are so lame it's not even funny
Unclear why the goons are kidnapping random kids in the first place, but in this swamp we don't need reasons
This is SO MUCH worse than the original. It's just so pointless.
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Swamp Thing is greenwashing the history of the swamp.
@LuluHelle if only we could turn buffalo wing bites into an insult
This kids just shout at each other. Jude was awesome in the last film, but he didn't shout so much.
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Hey Kids! GET OFF MY SWAMP!
"Paradoxine" it's an amalgam of unobtainium and explodium.
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@paco Things move fast in the swamp, apparently
This movie even has technobabble worthy of Star Trek
@LuluHelle lol well that's the only way I can think of it makes sense
That bird is totally Frank Welker.
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Yay, they escape and Swamp Thing gets the girl, fade to black, end of movie...
...end of movie...?
...oh dear
So Barbie throws a grenade that lands perfectly, killing 2 guards and blasting open the gate?
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@diazona do you think the car runs on biodiesel?
And the Award for Most Inept Henchman goes to......
Abby has some great comebacks
More novelty wipes!
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It's the Phantom of the Swamp-era
Oooh I hope someone gets chomped in the bathtub
The kept the novelty wipes.
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@klu9 oh I would love that
These 5 extras are right off an MTV video set.
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Swamp Thing is being chased by....a genetically engineered Umpa Loompa army????
Cletus and Bubba here are just beyond caricature.
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We live in a neighborhood called "Explodium Acres"
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Kids hiding porn mags.
Monster: "This is what will happen if you masturbate!"
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@caban4 Bed is indeed the smart decision (but we don't come to #Monsterdon for smart decisions)
Sleep well!
@caban4 Yep! About 25 minutes in now
Coke and Pepsi in the same film, wow
Product placement fight!
@LuluHelle I mean that's a high bar
but yeah
Ooh there should be more paintings of people that flash skeletons under UV light
This dark-haired lady reminds me of Gina Bellman but less interesting (and now I want to watch Leverage)
@nantucketlit Based on it, I think
Definitely a stone cold trained soldier who has shot this weapon many times.
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/me points to last two weeks of #Monsterdon as counterexamples
This version of Swamp Thing would be right at home playing the washboard in a bluegrass band on his free nights