WTF!!!! #monsterdon Why is his dad down there in a casket!? In the house!?

@SRLevine Wind players will come after me if I don't state my disclaimers #monsterdon

@srol "...if you like Pina Coladas... and getting caught in the raaainnnn🎶 " #Monsterdon

This dialogue flows as gracefully as boulders down a mountainside >_> #Monsterdon

well, Peter Lorre's got hands now, so that's less weird #monsterdon

They told Les Baxter, "yea just do whatever the fuck" with the score

#monsterdon

I gotta say, Peter Lorre is being pretty demanding for an uninvited guest.

Rude.

#Monsterdon #TheRaven1963

BE-WARE......you're ......fridge.....is....running....perhaps...you.......should....cat-ch...it.... 🧟

#monsterdon #theraven1963

Vincent Price just wants to practice magic...in his fantastic clothes, dreaming warm milk #monsterdon

#monsterdon He could have asked his father to clarify.. hell, all he has to do is open up the coffin and have a conversation... what do you mean by Beware?

Hey I'm supposed to get three questions when I cast Speak with Dead!

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That's not milk, sorry
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#TheRaven

Just put a kettlebell on the lid of the coffin or something #monsterdon

"i wish I knew" - the dude of whom we should likely beware

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#Monsterdon Mr. Spock!!!?

“Hard place to keep clean, huh?” You said it brother!
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Instead of science, I want to leave my body to the occult.

#monsterdon

Geez, dad’s gonna kill him. #monsterdon

Imagine wearing the Peter Lorre getup for Halloween and saying you're the raven, from the movie The Raven

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hate when my zombie dad acts up

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No actually, he was asking where he needs to be. i.e. "Be where?"
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#Monsterdon Dude, lock it back up!

"If I had been sober, which, if I must admit, doesn't happen very often"

#monsterdon #TheRaven #TheRaven1963

"Beware...the warm milk" #monsterdon

He looks like he's in a constant state of being caught in the rain without an umbrella. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Mr. Spock!!!?
#monst

#Monsterdon "Boy, you have no survival instinct"

Best warning in #Monsterdon EVER!!!!!

#Monsterdon 🐦‍⬛ 🕸️ 🏰 😱

if that's Karloff's only line it will have been worth it

his hair looks delicious! #monsterdon

Vince is so adorably befuddled in the face of being berated XD

#Monsterdon #TheRaven #VincentPrice

lol, he ain't dead...

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Oh no is this just wizard politics #Monsterdon

@msh He's ready for the runway! #monsterdon

Forgive me papa, I know you weren't a fan of haircuts.
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@plaidtron3000 #HandShootsUp #Monsterdon

Yeah this actor's fine but I liked the raven more :ravenRainbow:

#Monsterdon #TheRaven1963

This is Spinal Tap

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he said "HELP ME, SPOCK"

#monsterdon #TheRaven1963

How many occupied coffins does he keep in his house?

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VP proceeds to slam the guy's fingers in the coffin on purpose.

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WE HAVE GRAVE ROBBING AT HOME

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Which one is Eric Draven?

#monsterdon #theraven

A DUEL!
OF MAGIC?!
#monsterdon #TheRaven #TheRaven1963

If you open your father's coffin you void the warranty #monsterdon

@wohali strangely, I watched it for the first time within the last few years and I also don't remember it being quite this wacky, I think all the Corman/Price/Poe movies blend together #monsterdon

@_L1vY_ will keep an eye out for it on my next shopping trip 👍

(literally... maybe?)

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Nevermore > "How the hell should I know?"
#Monsterdon #TheRaven

#Monsterdon snack update: I have finished the peaches, the stuffed olives and the pita chips. Now I begin on the Junior Mints.

Kinda get where Lorre is coming from, because Price's fit is out of this world!

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That dead guy is in the new Spinal Tap movie

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#TheRaven

"thank you"

... that was the the thank you of a man regretting every life choice he has ever made. please just leave the coffin alone, sir.

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KHAN?!

#monsterdon #TheRaven1963

magic by gesture of the hands is the most advanced sorcery

WOULD YOU USE

"THE FINGER"?!

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#monsterdon Before we waste time making more potion, can we check to see if those feathers are just part of his jacket?

I'm sure hand magic is a euphemism for something, but I can't figure out what.

#monsterdon #theraven

Sorry, did you say your paw was a grand dragon? #monsterdon

"You mean he...only...used his hands?"

PHRASING #theraven1963 #monsterdon

Vincent, I know a few magic gestures myself.... 😏

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Who wants to bet he goes back there?
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Magic with the gesture of the hands is the most powerful sorcery, just ask Marlon Riggs. #monsterdon

You mean he only used his hands?

Then his skill is far greater than I could imagine

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#TheRaven

if y'all want a condescending corvid sending you on a quest, boy do i have a video game for you

#Monsterdon #SlayThePrincess

"Magic by gesture of the hand is the most advanced sorcery!"

- So many men. #monsterdon

@Newpa_Hasai wow that was quick! Congrats

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I'm also an aficionado of practicing magic alone at home

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The soundtrack sounds like it's occasionally growling like a very large cat.
#Monsterdon #TheRaven

@YsengrinWolf How many of us have heard THAT excuse? #Monsterdon

Being a human with birb wings sounds like an enhancement to me #monsterdon #TheRaven #TheRaven1963

“I prefer to practice my magic quietly at home, in my fabulous brocade jacket with my glass of warm milk”

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I don't think Poppa would mind... #monsterdon

"a few gestures in the air with his hands"

i don't think that was magic, bro.

#monsterdon

"Then I challenged him to a duel."

"Of MAGIC?"

"Well it was either that, or Scrabble."

#Monsterdon

Long scene with no sign of a break. #monsterdon

A bit behind now due to ad break #monsterdon #theraven

Now you can buy this costume at Hot Topic #Monsterdon

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Raven is now Peter Lorre and I'm caught up!

@brooke I don't think they got to do much unserious stuff, so they enjoyed getting a break I think.

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Magic is real, but why shouldn't we be worried about desecrating the dead? 🙄

#Monsterdon #TheRaven1963

I really do think you could make this into a chilling film with just a soundtrack upgrade.

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In a case of 20/20 hindsight, I liked this guy better when he was full bird. #Monsterdon

Look, there are many on Fedi that would pay good money to be cursed by a magician to be an adorable raven.

#monsterdon #theraven1963

@_L1vY_ Sometimes they add sugar at the factory though

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No way those eyeballs stayed juicy in that box.

#Monsterdon #TheRaven #VincentPrice

"You've heard of the Brotherhood?"

"Oh yes. They killed five people in Whiterun last week."

#Monsterdon

Man if I had wing-arms like you bet your ass I'd be doing flappies all day.

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So the pot is too hot to touch but it's ok to be right on top of your gentleman's quarters? #monsterdon

Hear me out: can we turn him back

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I think Pete had more dignity when he was being pantsed by Bugs Bunny. #Monsterdon

Doctor and Raven Boy!
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"My father is in the family crypt and... well, you see, he's WATCHING US." peers left and right

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If you don't have homemade dead man's hair, store bought will do #Monsterdon

@randy_s i was thinking the same thing. way more impressive than a CGI bird would be #monsterdon

I prefer condensed bat's blood, personally.

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#Monsterdon VINCE NO!

Vincent really is Rusty Venture with a sunnier disposition in this mvoie

#monsterdon #TheRaven1963

His arms are reminding of the Natalie Portman's in The Black Swan

#Monsterdon #TheRaven

#monsterdon I can't wait until Lorre starts to preen himself..

so... what's the difference between evaporated and dehydrated?

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