Wait I thought gesture magic was so powerful it was way beyond Dr. Craven?

#Monsterdon

i bet none of you thought you would be watching vincent price finger-blasting someone and asking Grimes what happened. and yet #monsterdon

VINCENT PRICE HAS LASER FINGERS!

I knew it!

#Monsterdon #TheRaven1963

Well, they've got a full party now. #Monsterdon

"It was the most spectacular thing I've ever seen."

No, it was pretty understated.

#monsterdon #theraven

@ramsey @Zerofactorial oh yeah, the darkness didn't get together for another 10 years

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Grimes looks a lot better these days #monsterdon

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And then the vase attack. The Tropes are flowing...

Set fingers to stun!

#monsterdon

Oh I really want laser finger powers #monsterdon

Laser fingers, just the ninjas in "Red Sun Rising: based on the Legend of the Death Touch"

#Monsterdon

"I was on my way to the stable, and someone AXED ME TO COME GET YOU, I don't know what happened..."

HAHahahahaha

You'd think I'd feel a little guilty for these terrible puns, but you'd be wrong

#Monsterdon #TheRaven

Was that the sound of my very expensive endtable breaking? I am roused to consciousness! #Monsterdon

@Taweret I think you might be right.
#Monsterdon

Vincent is simply an at home hobbyist wizard.
#Monsterdon #TheRaven

@Zerofactorial @moira At least it wasn’t at the Darkness.

#Monsterdon

Why is Grimes fighting the Raven exactly? WHY FÄTHËR #monsterdon #theraven

burning at my chamber door

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Choking? Joke's on you... I'm into... Dammit Daddy! Why'd you have to knock him out? #monsterdon

Pew pew!

Everyone drink.

#Monsterdon

"I cast magic missile"

#monsterdon

That is the get-stuckinest axe in cinematic history…
#Monsterdon #TheRaven1963

#Monsterdon Dr. Craven uses Snot Ray! It's Very Effective!

:blobcatfingerguns:

#monsterdon #theraven1963

PEW LASER FINGERS

#monsterdon #theraven

Oh goodness, the vase on the head, and the Frankenstein hands.
#Monsterdon

@moira That was my thought exactly #monsterdon

Magic booger attack. ACTIVATE!
#Monsterdon

peter lorrie the easily impressed

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pew! pew pew! and Grimes is down!
#monsterdon

"Don't worry. Nothing TOO BAD is going to happen... trust me."

Maybe he should introduce himself before asking for trust.

#monsterdon

Hit him with the ol' Vincebeam. #Monsterdon

Scifi!
#monsterdon

I was not expecting this amount of whiplash to be honest.

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It’s ironic that Grimes looks like Mr. Clean.

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Carefully folding the velvet and then Peter just throwing it on the floor XD

And AGAIN with the juicy eyeballs!!!!

#Monsterdon #TheRaven #VincentPrice

EAT FINGER LASER!

#monsterdon #theraven1963

Laser finger gun!

#Monsterdon #TheRaven1963

Why do movie women never know how to run away effectively, it's the most basic skill

#Monsterdon #TheRaven

Vincent Price is really terrified of his daughter in this movie, huh?

#monsterdon

NOT THE GOOD CHINA

#monsterdon #theraven

Ads putting me behind? tubi problem? same on YouTube? #monsterdon

So Peter Lorre finally got his black bird, even if it isn't the Maltese Falcon.

#monsterdon

Oh, for want of a Tor Johnson...

#monsterdon #theraven1963

This is the longest fashion scene I've ever seen in a vintage monster movie.

#Monsterdon

House of CRAVEN?!?! #monsterdon

That silly music while they did the fight scene was hilarious. It was like an abott & costello routine.

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movies don’t let you have fight scenes like this these days #monsterdon

These comedy bits are the bare minimum in every way. Any less and they'd be sued for false advertising. #monsterdon

Anyone else see Lorre fall off of the box he was on after dressing, while the daughter was descending the staircase?

#monsterdon

Yeah, that's it. Shake the guy with the concussion. What could go wrong? #Monsterdon #TheRaven1963

Oh dear. Hijinks. #Monsterdon

why did we even hire that axehole?

#monsterdon #TheRaven1963

that hat looks like Brando’s ice bucket from Dr. Moreau #Monsterdon

zoinks!
#Monsterdon #TheRaven

@Violinknitter Yes, hedge your bets!? #Monsterdon

¡Olé!

#Monsterdon

More like folly rather than comedy
#monsterdon

Hello, pert daughter. Are you feeling spunky? #monsterdon

A sorcerer's convention? Why isn't a trip to a sorcerer's convention the plot of this movie? Price and Lorre rapid fire comedy is kind of amusing though... Hmm. Okay the music is too goofy though.
#Monsterdon #TheRaven

also, BIG BONK

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@moira Probably one of his famous ad-libs #monsterdon

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Oh my. A bullfighter gag..

How bad's the movie? Well, it's no Invasion of the Star Creatures, put it that way. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon That's less of a hat and more of a upside down small planter wrapped with a turban fold or two. LOL

@flowerpot His wife's expression was much less peaceful than his father's was! #Monsterdon #TheRaven1963

What's helping me tolerate Bedlo a bit more is imagining all of his dialogue redubbed by Dana Snyder (voice of Master Shake and the Alchemist, whom Bedlo slightly resembles.) #Monsterdon

Price looks so relieved to be unconscious right now.

#monsterdon #theraven1963

The Peter Lorre prat fall was funny and all, but I feel like the wardrobe scene should've ended up on the cutting room floor…

#Monsterdon #TheRaven1963

That's a fight scene
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My guy has on a choir robe from the great beyond.

He was in the great beyond baptist choir. #monsterdon

the face a sleeping man who knows he just bamboozled his way out of some stupid bs
#monsterdon

Estelle is taking the part of "the meddling kid"

#monsterdon

There is so much ham in this scene I could make everyone on the #monsterdon tag tonight a croque monsieur.

I hate black, but as long as the sleeves are too long it's fine

#Monsterdon

"I don't want to be chkoed to death." Seems reasoable. #monsterdon

NO ONE WILL BE SEATED DURING THE GETTING DRESSED SCENE.

#monsterdon #theraven

@Zerofactorial yeh I caught that too

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Not the cape. We just spent 10 minutes picking that out. #Monsterdon #TheRaven

Yes, I am going out. Because apparently this is the hour we stir the dead now, not in the daytime like a SANE person!
#Monsterdon

I am jealous of his fabulous collection of silly hats #Monsterdon

@apLundell If you marry Vincent, you have to pay the Price?--dad #Monsterdon

I like how he called Estelle "Monsieur" #monsterdon

going out. not enough warm milk here for me #monsterdon

Oh, I guess they did the spell already? 'Cos Peter just showed up with hands.

#Monsterdon #TheRaven #VincentPrice

I'm thinking keeping your dead wife in your hallway would be an impediment to moving on. #Monsterdon

VP go nai nai

(what is this movie...)

#monsterdon

Well now he HAS to go after his rival...for Lenore's sake #monsterdon

Next on Whose Line: scenes with hats

#Monsterdon

Sorcerer's Eye for the Straight Guy?

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The costume designer really gave up halfway here, letting the actors pick their own outfits. Even weirder that they filmed it and kept it in the movie. #Monsterdon

Why can’t VP put together this very obvious warning?

So the movie can happen!

#Monsterdon

Theydies and gentlethem, the fabulous "getting dressed" scene from The Raven.

#monsterdon #theraven

Very rude, Vincent, slamming the coffin lid on your dad like that! He was trying to give you an important warning! #Monsterdon #TheRaven

I guess Tor Johnson wasn't available #monsterdon

those rapscallions in the costume department

#monsterdon

Me to husband: If you die first I'm going to just store you in the living room like this guy with his dead wife

Him: You'll hardly notice the difference

Me: <horrified> WHAT??

Him: <laughing> Just stuff me and put me in the corner of the couch...

Me: <laughing>...with your Kindle in your hand, I get it, okay

#Monsterdon #TheRaven