watching this timeline realize that Mr Young Man is Jack Nicholson is hilarious btw.

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#Monsterdon ADHD Rox has lost the plot.

Odds that the raven-man (Missed his name) is lying about seeing Vincent Price's wife to lure him somewhere, probably into helping him get revenge.

#Monsterdon

Yeah, like that! That's a good impression!
#Monsterdon

Why does this remind me of Evil Dead

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Oh shit I forgot this was young Jack Nicholson!

#Monsterdon

is this...day as night? looks like day as night.

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#Monsterdon 🐦‍⬛ 🕸️ 🏰 😱

that is a very strange horse team; the front two aren't aligned and there seem to be different sized horses together I mean I guess that's OK?

Your feckless prince charming is arriving now. #monsterdon

Vincent Price casts Magic Missile! #monsterdon

#monsterdon Oh wow it's a baby at-dril!

That's one thirsty Estelle…

#Monsterdon #TheRaven1963

#Monsterdon Rox doesn't know how to drive stick, apparently.

I'm very confused #Monsterdon. Does any of this make sense... Or is this one of those monsterdon films?

Jack Nicholson is definitely an improvemet.
#Monsterdon

AND WE ALL GOT OUR FANCIEST HEADGEAR TO TAKE A ROADTRIP

#monsterdon

Can you get motion sick in a carriage like you can in a car? (I don't so I have no idea)

#Monsterdon

No. He doesn't speak beautiful french.

#monsterdon

Dashing Jack lol
#Monsterdon #TheRaven

Estelle has an itch that she just can’t seem to scratch.

#Monsterdon

@ottaross Why yes #monsterdon

@ottaross Yes. I believe it is Jack Nicholson.
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon It sure is night time.

@ottaross Yup
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I think we should bring back this style of hat. #Monsterdon

a) yes, please do not let me sit inside with peter lorre, b) points to VP for giving his daughter a chance to chat up the young man.

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His hat looks like a thimble #monsterdon #TheRaven #TheRaven1963

i want to ride in the carriage

i want to ride in the carriage an wear a hat with a big feather in it

#monsterdon

he's a very good driver

#monsterdon #TheRaven1963

Was that a your momma joke buried in there?

#Monsterdon

Haha, okay, sure, I'll play along. Hello Rexford. Enchanté #Monsterdon

@Cherizilla He's a professional so he'll be sure to keep track of the spell slot #monsterdon

Zombie dad has wise word of wisdom.
#Monsterdon #TheRaven

GRIMES...or as he likes to be called, Grimey.

#Monsterdon

and baby jack nicholson! no doubt reeking of cannabis

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Why is the son picking at Peter Lorre's clothes?
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are we taking the whole village with us?

#monsterdon

...and here's Robin Hood?

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and this is how renfaire cosplay started. Hope you're fucking happy, Vinny Price

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@phooky Someone do(dod?) the cleaning supplies joke #Monsterdon

Robin Hood?!
#Monsterdon

And Jack. #monsterdon

DIABOLIC MIND CONTROL

#Monsterdon

Okay they are definitely a couple

#Monsterdon #TheRaven

@davesdogmaggie Well, he's wearing a kilt type thing so is it MacClean? #monsterdon

I was expecting a 'DUN DUN DUUUUUNNNN' after he said that
#Monsterdon

"yes, go back out alone...nothing untoward will happen"

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Here's Johnny. #Monsterdon #TheRaven

Jack Nicholson!!! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I'm sure Poe would have included all of this, but he couldn't think of how to make it rhyme.

LASER FINGERSSSSSS #monsterdon #theraven

'Tor love Bettie!'

#monsterdon #TheRaven

WHY didn't you grab the axe while he was out! Or...under the cape...whatever was happening.

#Monsterdon

DIABOLIC MIND CONTROL.

#monsterdon

if i didn't know better id say an AI wrote this. it would explain the rambling conversations and random things happening

#monsterdon

For all we know, Grimes could have been mind controlled by frogs

#Monsterdon #TheRaven1963

Wait I thought gesture magic was so powerful it was way beyond Dr. Craven?

#Monsterdon

i bet none of you thought you would be watching vincent price finger-blasting someone and asking Grimes what happened. and yet #monsterdon

VINCENT PRICE HAS LASER FINGERS!

I knew it!

#Monsterdon #TheRaven1963

"It was the most spectacular thing I've ever seen."

No, it was pretty understated.

#monsterdon #theraven

@ramsey @Zerofactorial oh yeah, the darkness didn't get together for another 10 years

#monsterdon #TheRaven1963

Grimes looks a lot better these days #monsterdon

#Monsterdon

And then the vase attack. The Tropes are flowing...

Oh I really want laser finger powers #monsterdon

Laser fingers, just the ninjas in "Red Sun Rising: based on the Legend of the Death Touch"

#Monsterdon

"I was on my way to the stable, and someone AXED ME TO COME GET YOU, I don't know what happened..."

HAHahahahaha

You'd think I'd feel a little guilty for these terrible puns, but you'd be wrong

#Monsterdon #TheRaven

Was that the sound of my very expensive endtable breaking? I am roused to consciousness! #Monsterdon

@Taweret I think you might be right.
#Monsterdon

@Zerofactorial @moira At least it wasn’t at the Darkness.

#Monsterdon

Why is Grimes fighting the Raven exactly? WHY FÄTHËR #monsterdon #theraven

burning at my chamber door

#monsterdon #TheRaven1963

Choking? Joke's on you... I'm into... Dammit Daddy! Why'd you have to knock him out? #monsterdon

Pew pew!

Everyone drink.

#Monsterdon

That is the get-stuckinest axe in cinematic history…
#Monsterdon #TheRaven1963

#Monsterdon Dr. Craven uses Snot Ray! It's Very Effective!

:blobcatfingerguns:

#monsterdon #theraven1963

PEW LASER FINGERS

#monsterdon #theraven

Oh goodness, the vase on the head, and the Frankenstein hands.
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@moira That was my thought exactly #monsterdon

Magic booger attack. ACTIVATE!
#Monsterdon

peter lorrie the easily impressed

#monsterdon #TheRaven1963

pew! pew pew! and Grimes is down!
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"Don't worry. Nothing TOO BAD is going to happen... trust me."

Maybe he should introduce himself before asking for trust.

#monsterdon

Scifi!
#monsterdon

I was not expecting this amount of whiplash to be honest.

#Monsterdon

It’s ironic that Grimes looks like Mr. Clean.

#Monsterdon

Carefully folding the velvet and then Peter just throwing it on the floor XD

And AGAIN with the juicy eyeballs!!!!

#Monsterdon #TheRaven #VincentPrice

EAT FINGER LASER!

#monsterdon #theraven1963

Laser finger gun!

#Monsterdon #TheRaven1963

Why do movie women never know how to run away effectively, it's the most basic skill

#Monsterdon #TheRaven

Vincent Price is really terrified of his daughter in this movie, huh?

#monsterdon

NOT THE GOOD CHINA

#monsterdon #theraven

Ads putting me behind? tubi problem? same on YouTube? #monsterdon

So Peter Lorre finally got his black bird, even if it isn't the Maltese Falcon.

#monsterdon

Oh, for want of a Tor Johnson...

#monsterdon #theraven1963

This is the longest fashion scene I've ever seen in a vintage monster movie.

#Monsterdon

House of CRAVEN?!?! #monsterdon

That silly music while they did the fight scene was hilarious. It was like an abott & costello routine.

#Monsterdon