#monsterdon Oh, Lenore! If only I had gotten a better portrait made while you were still alive!

CAW CAW BANG FUCK I'M DEAD

#monsterdon #theraven

@dbendit "No, we don't keep those things in our house! We're vegetarian!" #Monsterdon #TheRaven1963

"We don't have bats here, we're vegetarian!"

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"We don't keep such things in this house, we're vegetarians." This movie is a fucking delight
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We are vegetarian!
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we're vegetarians????????

okay, this is not what i was expecting from this movie, but honestly, if Vince is enjoying himself, so am I.

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Vegetarians! Oh, how droll

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@Zerofactorial that Peter.....

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Y'all I am dropping into Monsterdon and I like corvids.

#Monsterdon #TheRaven

That grin wasn’t acting, it was because it’s fun to have a corvid on your arm #Monsterdon

"That voice", yes that badly dubbed voice. #monsterdon

We're like 8 minutes in. Long way to go.

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"You are under an enchantment!"

Yeah, it's called a Corman contract. #Monsterdon

IMDB says Vincent was not fond of his co-star because it would poop on his shoulder #monsterdon

The Ravens name is Vinny

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Starting #Monsterdon late on 1.5x speed and this is way more enthusiasm than this poem deserves

Quoth the raven, "HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW?"

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I was not expecting the raven to say "How the hell should I know?" Lmao

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Raven is like: How dare you call me "monster" dickhead!
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eyyy we got a sassy raven heah #monsterdon

#Monsterdon LOL! Snarky bird!

magicians turned into crows naturally talk like AM radios

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"How the hell should I know?"

--the Raven, aka the GOAT

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Okay, clearly that telescope's positioning is an ongoing conceo in the Price home.

So… move it?
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oh no i hate the raven now

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I hate walking dick-first into my telescope, only to see an ominous bird immediately after #monsterdon

"Milk. How vomitable."

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Okay, the telescope has become a bit.

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raven with attitude!

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quoth the raven, "gimmie some wine!"

#monsterdon #TheRaven1963

HI HAWARYA

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Love the recurring telescope gag.

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You can see the string on the bird! #monsterdon

Van Dyke would be doing prat falls over the medieval furniture

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I'm not sure that one should ever say "well, upon my soul..."
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So this movie really is about Poe's The Raven? I was really hoping it was a metaphor. I feel like I'm in junior high english class and the teacher has a hangover so we're watching this.
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Anyone at the door? No, it's just the redressed set of the Pit and the Pendulum, just how I left it. #monsterdon

If you're cold, they're cold. Let them inside!

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#monsterdon Raven sign@!!

Raven just wants to say hi
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awww cute bird!

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We’re all appreciating the gorgeous brocade of his jacket, right??? #Monsterdon

Watch out for that telescope (again) ... nevermind.

#Monsterdon #TheRaven1963

Price is great, but this really is a part for Dick van Dyke

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@gnomon Carol Burnett did it better? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I didn't get the title. Did anyone else?

Shouldn't the title of that book be "Forgotten Lore?" #Monsterdon #TheRaven

"Get over it Father, she wasn't my real mom"

Harsh

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for a moment I thought that was a Pizza Hut cup rather than a goblet. #monsterdon

“i brought you your goblet of warm milk my father” my child is always saying this #monsterdon

I like to imagine this is just how Vincent Price dressed when hanging out alone

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"To you she was only a stepmother, but to me she was... a trophy wife"

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No I think the young understand grief very well actually.

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"I brought you your goblet of warm milk, father"

Thank you. And the silver platter of Oreo cookies? #Monsterdon

It's funny because he's sad

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Is it typical to dust the coffin you've kept for two years in your bedroom?
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Aaaah!

I brought you your goblet of warm milk, father.

Warm milk? AAAAAAAAAH

#monsterdon

A GOBLET of warm milk father! DRINK! DRINK FROM THE GÖBLET FÄTHER! #monsterdon #theraven

#Monsterdon

His voice always makes me want to Thriller dance.

#Monsterdon What a robe, tho

Most inconsolable widows just have a portrait, not a casket. #monsterdon

This is why it's so important you secure your environment before you put on your VR headset. #Monsterdon

Root post for #Monsterdon, today's movie is #TheRaven, which is APPARENTLY unrelated to "The Crow," which I probably should have known already.

Quoth the Raven: Eat my shorts. All I can think of is the Treehouse of Horror.

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Noting but the finest special effects were used.

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Vincent's Tilt Brush was way ahead of its time. #monsterdon

Well, this is the definitive reading of this poem. Or it was until it got cut short but silliness.
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Bonk count: 1

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#Monsterdon My daughter: "It's Harold and the Purple crayon" :blobfoxcrylaugh:

Win!

Lose!

Or Draw!

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I see like me, Vincent has been consuming magic mushrooms.....

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This is comedy!

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Classic long tube telescope! (...on an alt-az moutn)

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Watch out for that telescope ... nevermind.

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Now draw the rest of the raven…

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raven trying to use the telescope

raven's an astronomer

pretty smart, raven

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Aww, he’s using a mental Etch-A-Sketch!!

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Vincent Price appears to be using an early version of Procreate.

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Of course, I'd happily listen to Vincent Price read the phone book, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #Monsterdon

@holly He does have a really good voice for this sort of thing doesn't he?

Though Karlof is really good at the stuff he does too.

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@arrjay and Edgar Allen Poe

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Air touchscreen? #monsterdon #theraven

Vincent Price reciting Poe is my ASMR #monsterdon #TheRaven #TheRaven1963

@miru Oh yeah, starting with Vincent reading the poem! #Monsterdon #TheRaven1963 and various gloomy nature and castle shots!

Oh man, Vincent Price reading The Raven! If that doesn't set the mood for horror, I don't know what will!

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Vincent Price could read the Phone Book and make it gothic...

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Her name is Lenore

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Tonight on #Monsterdon we're going to do some bird watching! With VINCENT PRICE! You know that means it will be FABULOUS!

Follow or filter the hashtag as you would!

Narration: check #Monsterdon

Spill on Aisle 5

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Oh dear, a Roger Corman film.
With extra-red titles, as a warning.

let it roll!

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honestly i would pay good money to hear Vince just recite the poem.

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So basically he's just gonna recite the poem and that's the movie

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Final #MonsterdonBingo card, I got 2!

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For those of you scrolling through your timeline, you're about to hit a big mass of Monsterdon postings about The Raven (1963).

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What on earth is this music! So many random bells and whistles.

Wait, is that where the term comes from? o.0

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This is basically the wizards duel from Equal Rites!

@WizardOfDocs

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@moira @paco @catzilla Insert your own sexist comment here #monsterdon