#monsterdon Oh, Lenore! If only I had gotten a better portrait made while you were still alive!
CAW CAW BANG FUCK I'M DEAD
@dbendit "No, we don't keep those things in our house! We're vegetarian!" #Monsterdon #TheRaven1963
"We don't have bats here, we're vegetarian!"
"We don't keep such things in this house, we're vegetarians." This movie is a fucking delight
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We are vegetarian!
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we're vegetarians????????
okay, this is not what i was expecting from this movie, but honestly, if Vince is enjoying himself, so am I.
Vegetarians! Oh, how droll
@Zerofactorial that Peter.....
Y'all I am dropping into Monsterdon and I like corvids.
That grin wasnβt acting, it was because itβs fun to have a corvid on your arm #Monsterdon
"That voice", yes that badly dubbed voice. #monsterdon
We're like 8 minutes in. Long way to go.
"You are under an enchantment!"
Yeah, it's called a Corman contract. #Monsterdon
IMDB says Vincent was not fond of his co-star because it would poop on his shoulder #monsterdon
The Ravens name is Vinny
Starting #Monsterdon late on 1.5x speed and this is way more enthusiasm than this poem deserves
Quoth the raven, "HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW?"
I was not expecting the raven to say "How the hell should I know?" Lmao
Raven is like: How dare you call me "monster" dickhead!
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eyyy we got a sassy raven heah #monsterdon
#Monsterdon LOL! Snarky bird!
magicians turned into crows naturally talk like AM radios
Okay, clearly that telescope's positioning is an ongoing conceo in the Price home.
So⦠move it?
#Monsterdon #TheRaven1963
oh no i hate the raven now
I hate walking dick-first into my telescope, only to see an ominous bird immediately after #monsterdon
"Milk. How vomitable."
Okay, the telescope has become a bit.
raven with attitude!
quoth the raven, "gimmie some wine!"
HI HAWARYA
Love the recurring telescope gag.
You can see the string on the bird! #monsterdon
Van Dyke would be doing prat falls over the medieval furniture
I'm not sure that one should ever say "well, upon my soul..."
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So this movie really is about Poe's The Raven? I was really hoping it was a metaphor. I feel like I'm in junior high english class and the teacher has a hangover so we're watching this.
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Anyone at the door? No, it's just the redressed set of the Pit and the Pendulum, just how I left it. #monsterdon
If you're cold, they're cold. Let them inside!
#monsterdon Raven sign@!!
Raven just wants to say hi
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awww cute bird!
Weβre all appreciating the gorgeous brocade of his jacket, right??? #Monsterdon
Watch out for that telescope (again) ... nevermind.
Price is great, but this really is a part for Dick van Dyke
@gnomon Carol Burnett did it better? #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon I didn't get the title. Did anyone else?
Shouldn't the title of that book be "Forgotten Lore?" #Monsterdon #TheRaven
for a moment I thought that was a Pizza Hut cup rather than a goblet. #monsterdon
βi brought you your goblet of warm milk my fatherβ my child is always saying this #monsterdon
I like to imagine this is just how Vincent Price dressed when hanging out alone
"To you she was only a stepmother, but to me she was... a trophy wife"
No I think the young understand grief very well actually.
"I brought you your goblet of warm milk, father"
Thank you. And the silver platter of Oreo cookies? #Monsterdon
It's funny because he's sad
Is it typical to dust the coffin you've kept for two years in your bedroom?
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A GOBLET of warm milk father! DRINK! DRINK FROM THE GΓBLET FΓTHER! #monsterdon #theraven
His voice always makes me want to Thriller dance.
#Monsterdon What a robe, tho
Most inconsolable widows just have a portrait, not a casket. #monsterdon
This is why it's so important you secure your environment before you put on your VR headset. #Monsterdon
Root post for #Monsterdon, today's movie is #TheRaven, which is APPARENTLY unrelated to "The Crow," which I probably should have known already.
Quoth the Raven: Eat my shorts. All I can think of is the Treehouse of Horror.
Noting but the finest special effects were used.
Vincent's Tilt Brush was way ahead of its time. #monsterdon
Well, this is the definitive reading of this poem. Or it was until it got cut short but silliness.
#Monsterdon #TheRaven1963
Bonk count: 1
#Monsterdon My daughter: "It's Harold and the Purple crayon" :blobfoxcrylaugh:
I see like me, Vincent has been consuming magic mushrooms.....
This is comedy!
Classic long tube telescope! (...on an alt-az moutn)
Watch out for that telescope ... nevermind.
Now draw the rest of the ravenβ¦
Aww, heβs using a mental Etch-A-Sketch!!
Vincent Price appears to be using an early version of Procreate.
Of course, I'd happily listen to Vincent Price read the phone book, so Β―\_(γ)_/Β― #Monsterdon
@holly He does have a really good voice for this sort of thing doesn't he?
Though Karlof is really good at the stuff he does too.
@arrjay and Edgar Allen Poe
Air touchscreen? #monsterdon #theraven
Vincent Price reciting Poe is my ASMR #monsterdon #TheRaven #TheRaven1963
@miru Oh yeah, starting with Vincent reading the poem! #Monsterdon #TheRaven1963 and various gloomy nature and castle shots!
Oh man, Vincent Price reading The Raven! If that doesn't set the mood for horror, I don't know what will!
Vincent Price could read the Phone Book and make it gothic...
Her name is Lenore
Tonight on #Monsterdon we're going to do some bird watching! With VINCENT PRICE! You know that means it will be FABULOUS!
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Narration: check #Monsterdon
Spill on Aisle 5
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Oh dear, a Roger Corman film.
With extra-red titles, as a warning.
let it roll!
honestly i would pay good money to hear Vince just recite the poem.
So basically he's just gonna recite the poem and that's the movie
Final #MonsterdonBingo card, I got 2!
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What on earth is this music! So many random bells and whistles.
Wait, is that where the term comes from? o.0
@moira @paco @catzilla Insert your own sexist comment here #monsterdon