@flowerpot For a second I misread this as porn poms, which definitely sounds like a thing that should exist π
Sadly, there was no law against running medieval torture chamber tours out of your own basement...
However, that spiral staircase has no railing, so you could file an OSHA complaint...
He was actually saying "Adult in the room! Adult in the room!"
βAnd our uncle Bartholomew, who was our fathers brother. Because they had the same father and mother, who where their parents, you see.β #monsterdon
@jonny They're good at keeping a person from licking their wounds until they've healed #monsterdon
No costume affectation causes more fear than long sleeve deely bobs. #monsterdon #ThePitAndThePendulum
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I did NOT see that smack down coming.
#monsterdon Daddy Price is coocoo for Cocoa Puffs!
#monsterdon Geeze guys zero chill huh??
Damn millennials can't even afford their own torture chamber anymore #Monsterdon
I would be more afraid of Sebastian here if he didn't have those bobbles on his robe.
Why is he wearing velvet curtains over his gimp suit #monsterdon #thepitandthependulum
Love the pom poms on dad's sleeves.
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i like the way they covered up Vincent Price's hair. like, yup, would never recognize him without his hair. #monsterdon
"...let me introduce you to my smokey poker!"
Glad for this narration, I seriously would have no idea what's going on in this flashback without it
for REAL bring back those hood cowl things #monsterdon
#monsterdon A bloodline of Sadist?
Thanks I had forgotten what an uncle was #monsterdon
We have entered flashback inception #monsterdon
Oh I see. The problem is that heβs been wearing that collar since he was a child. All is explained. All is forgiven. #Monsterdon
Great, another blue purple-ish flashback
#Monsterdon
Lots of blue-period flashbacks.
wipe off your damn lens it's a flashback not a sauna #monsterdon
Now it's blue tv!
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OH SHE'S INTO THE KINKY STUFF
So much into BDSM it exhausts her.
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Sorry but that is not a kid that will grow into Vincent Price #monsterdon
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Why is it always a "chamber of horrors" and never a "chamber of mirth"?
sebastian should've put a sign on the door with spikes on it. "nothing of honor happens here." #monsterdon
This isn't so much a house as it is a factory that specializes in childhood trauma. #monsterdon #ThePitAndThePendulum
Boy howdy it's bad enough discovering your parents getting it on imagine finding their BDSM dungeon㪠#Monsterdon
Another flashback!!! #Monsterdon
This one with creepy carnival music.
as was dad
Starched ruffs for the 12 year old. Truly, it is torture. #monsterdon #thepitandthependulum
he had to see the chamber, and the chamber was _loaded_
Flashback the second! Childhood trauma!
Bring out the Vaseline again, b'ys #Monsterdon
"I learned it... FROM YOU!" #monsterdon
@Lazarou It was an old-timey phone booth, that's all #monsterdon
@Zerofactorial @rberlim I can see the series now; Pit (2024), Pendulum (2025), Don Sebastian (2026), Don Nicholas: Pit and the Pendulum (2026), Pit and the Pendulum II: Infinity War (2026)... #Monsterdon
ffs if Mr. Barnard's acting was any more wooden he would be a tree #monsterdon
Another flashback. This movie is perfection. Sweet perfection. #Monsterdon
Sebastian...Cabot #monsterdon
so death by autoerotic medieval torture device confirmed right #monsterdon
i think she just got tetanus from the iron maiden. #monsterdon
I'm gonna go out on a limb and speculate that Elizabeth getting herself stuck in the torture device with the giant spikes may have had something to do with her death
Pretty sure they got all these wrought iron gates from an apartment complex in Pasadena or someplace.
@rberlim Nowadays the filmmaker would just shoot a prequel #monsterdon
"Just before she died she whispered a name" Rosebud. #monsterdon #ThePitAndThePendulum
wait, she locked herself in an iron maiden, but she only died of fright? Not a very good iron maiden. #monsterdon #thepitandthependulum
So, the "heart condition" was the result of iron maiden spikes.
That was the problem with her blood... it was chilled.
This flashback is too long
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@moira Maybe it's like Dracula and Vince is secretly running around in the background doing all the cooking and cleaning. #Monsterdon
The castle is basically Manderley #monsterdon #rebecca
how many servants does this guy _not_ have? i mean for reals seriously needs like 90 people to keep it from falling into the sea and yet we've seen what two? three? people?
"A woman's place is in the torture chamber." - some NFL kicker, I think. #Monsterdon
This flashback is like a plot summary of Secretary from James Spader's pov #monsterdon
She contracted terminal homelabber syndrome. She felt an overpowering need to figure out what was wrong with that yaml file.
Umm, dude your sister was a freak. #Monsterdon
@apLundell@octodon.social It'd have to be a dang small palace to get on with just one maid and one butler.
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#monsterdon And one day son, all this (torture) apparatus will be alllllll yourrrrrs
on preview: The second reel is apparently in B/W and filtered through whatever theater gels they had laying around
Look, Vince, she just wanted to spice up your love life, that's all. #Monsterdon
If the torture instruments were so bothersome, why not pay someone to get rid of them? You could put in some paneling, maybe a pool table, really turn that space around. #monsterdon #thepitandthependulum
"The Miasma of Barbarity which lives within these walls"...
Yep, definitely the Funky Cold Medina.
"Life was simple here in our palace, with our maid and our butler."
Clearly she was gooning #monsterdon
Wait what was she doing in the torture chamber? Was she into the kinky stuff?
Oh she was into the nasty stuff. She wanted that old school depravity.
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#Monsterdon bingo
Lit candlestick!
"The Notebook" has a similar plotline. It could've used a pendulum as well. #Monsterdon
"Sometimes we played doctor... I mean played with the doctor." #monsterdon
#monsterdon Turns out this guy was a control freak.
Oh that flashback is violently purple. #MonsterDon
@Louisa so many shades of grey on display #Monsterdon
So was this her woman-cave? #monsterdon
soundtrack guy it was ok when you got 'harp' instead of 'harpsichord' but 'flute' is way too far #monsterdon
"Our life was good, rich with the shared pleasures of our love."
Hey her BROTHER doesn't need to know about that Nicholas
@Zerofactorial OnlyFans with oil painting: OILY FANS. #monsterdon #thepitandthependulum
she kept staying up all night shitposting online #monsterdon
ooooooooo blue TV
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Remember this speech next time you need a soliloquy to get yourself out of cleaning your basement.
Did not see a flashback coming. Tip of my hat to you, Roger. #Monsterdon
Can't have a torture chamber without a torch.
It's like a bedroom without a bed. A carage without a car.
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HEY TITS, NICE LADY. #monsterdon #thepitandthependulum
"rich with the shared pleasures of our love" uh, yes, i thought that's why you have this sex dungeon??? #monsterdon
I've already lost my bearings in the house and wouldn't be able to find my way out if I had to.
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The iris cut makes me expect an MST3K pull back for advertising. #monsterdon #thepitandthependulum
Absorbing the miasma of barbarity? Sounds like you need a detox, brah #monsterdon
Chekhov's Iron Maiden
Technically, we are all influenced by atmospheres #monsterdon
Huh. Sounds kind of like my parents' place. #monsterdon #ThePitAndThePendulum
"...breathing this infernal air"
"Did you ever consider a dehumidifier?"
Maybe they should open a window
So I guess the castle has a black mold infestation? #Monsterdon
Alright I'm calling that a death machine #monsterdon
I thought I smelled a miasma
"His depravity is not yours, Nicholas!"
Yeah, you've got your OWN special depravity! All yours! #Monsterdon
The way they keep on talking about atmospheres... is this supposed to reference miasma?