Let's get this cum under a microscope #monsterdon

Remind me if this is science fact or sciencefiction?

#Monsterdon #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld

On the boat,
near the body,
excavating,
for a line. #Monsterdon

"Our experiments in the sea had nothing to do with the condition of that body!"

- every mad scientist everywhere

#monsterdon

Is that the Professor?

#Monsterdon #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld

you certainly won't regret making eight carbons #monsterdon

"Don't tell anybody about this. You understand?"
"Of course not. You don't pay me enough to understand things."

#Monsterdon #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld

This secretary just pulled the eyes out of the front of my skull when he yelled at her. #Monsterdon

no need to be rude to the lady #monsterdon

COULD the water be radioactive?

#Monsterdon

"Do you understand?" "No, of course not"

#monsterdon
#TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld

“But really Sir, what isn’t against regulations?” #Monsterdon

The human pickle.

#monsterdon #ChallengedTheWorld1957

Yeah, *you* take the sample

#Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe man's gonna turn into Demi Moore

#monsterdon

Plaid ties, you don't see those that often anymore

#Monsterdon
#TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld

#Monsterdon 🏜️☀️🌵🫨🦪🐚🐌🦐😱

*shrivelled*

I like that the main characterization we have for our protagonist so far is "horny for following rules" #monsterdon

Oh, the boss is an eager beaver? So now this is a furry flick? #Monsterdon

Rogers, Johnson, Flutterboy.

#monsterdon

yesss, we have "cartoonishly grisly corpse"

#Monsterdon

aren't they supposed to salute that officer, or something?

#monsterdon

Y'know, coming out was the best thing Hook here ever did. Got out of the lab, got his own ship - ah, piracy on the high seas, that's the life.

#monsterdon #ChallengedTheWorld1957

Not A substance, THE Substance™. #Monsterdon

I'm a doctor. You can tell from the pens in the pocket of my lab coat.

#Monsterdon #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld1957

@aburka I'm counting it. It might technically not be adrift but anchored at a random spot in the middle of the lake is adrift in spirit.

#Monsterdon #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld

"Yeah, a substance I want you to analyze, here, I've rubbed it all over myself...."

#Monsterdon
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Young lady... AND it's the 50's alright..

Poor Tim Holt from being in My Darling Clementine and The Treasure of the Sierra Madre to this. #Monsterdon

Hollister? Why was he wearing fast-casual fashion when skydiving?

#monsterdon #TheBeastWhoChallengedTheWorld

He said he'd call you back & he never did. I'd say it's obvious what happened here. He's just not that in to you. #Monsterdon

hehe he said beaver

#monsterdon

@xerozohar "How can I quickly get this off my fingers without betraying my cool exterior?" #Monsterdon

THRILL! As a series of nondescript white men in a series of different hats act with mild surprise to a series of events in The Monster That Challenged The World!
CHILL! TO a cheap dummy floating to the surface of the sea.
#Monsterdon #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld

What do they do when the autopsy reveals he's a crash test dummy?

#Monsterdon

Ew! Monster Spooge! #Monsterdon

Did he just shake hands with the spooge hand?

#Monsterdon

He looked like a 7/11 hot dog

#Monsterdon

He's a real "stay together, cheeks" kinda man.

#monsterdon #ChallengedTheWorld1957

Guano? Gua-YES! #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld #Monsterdon

"Sam, what is it?"
"Fishy monster-spooge. Looks like they got to flutterboy."

#Monsterdon #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld

Oh no, Spirit Halloween has been dumping excess props in the lake #Monsterdon

aww no hate that corspe appearence in this types of movies #monsterdon

Look at this, butter boy was here. #Monsterdon

"Something surfacing on your port side"??? Oh come ON. #Monsterdon

Yaas.

#monsterdon #challengedtheworld1957

"Sure is a eager beaver" "So he is" And what an ass. #Monsterdon #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld

Sanders was posthumously promoted to Colonel. #Monsterdon

*disgusted Mulder Face*

#monsterdon

Weird white shit on the railing, lemme smear it on my bare hand real quick.

#Monsterdon

"It's the remains of sea men!"

#Monsterdon

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We was just kiddin'.. ya know how you get talkin' on the phone..

It's KP duty for you, buddy.

thats cum #monsterdon

Even the skeleton corpse was boring. This sucks so far. #monsterdon

JIZZ? #Monsterdon

"It's Hollister."

No, Hollister was less wrinkly than that. #Monsterdon

does that count as "a boat, adrift"? I guess it sorta looks anchored. asking for #monsterdonbingo reasons

#monsterdon

I Can't Believe It's Not Flutter Boy!

#Monsterdon

Oh no they got Colonel Sanders. #Monsterdon

Everything's a good system if nothing goes wrong, sheesh!!! #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld #Monsterdon

Is he just looking at the water? #Monsterdon

Oh. Just... ewwww. That's definitely one overexcited monster. #Monsterdon #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld

"so THAT's why he's collapsed from exhaustion...."

#monsterdon

"Boat off the port bow"

*looks straight ahead*

#monsterdon

All the smart folks are wearing glasses. Typical
#Monsterdon #ChallengeTheWorld1957

Hollister has gone all bug-eyed! One also assumes he's dead.

#Monsterdon #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld1957

"It's a good system, nothing goes wrong"

immediately after something has gone wrong

(to be fair, props to the movie for immediately acknowledging this)

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Salton sea spooge :/ #Monsterdon

hopefully the monster just rightfully hates the military #monsterdon

ah, the navy. it's all manholes, poop decks and slime, lots and lots of monster slime

#monsterdon

He's dead, Jim.

#Monsterdon
#TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld

something went wrong this time.

yeah some of us actually voted for this movie.

#monsterdon #ChallengedTheWorld1957

......i refuse to retract my gay hookup riff.

#monsterdon #ChallengedTheWorld1957

#Monsterdon 🏜️☀️🌵🫨🦪🐚🐌🦐😱

you guys I have an unrelated question about sailor hats like flutterboys 442 or whoever are wearing. Johnson threw his off before jumping into the sea.

WHY do those hats exist and WHAT the heck are they supposed to do?

"I'm going to have to work late"

Was this before or after OT got switched from 48 hours to 40? I hope she gets that sweet sweet OT pay.

#Monsterdon

OH ICK #Monsterdon

Nothing goes wrong .,.. until this time. This time they were making a movie #Monsterdon

That’s right mom. Cement pool mom.

#monsterdon #challengedtheworld1957

Salton spunk from the Salton Sea

#monsterdon #ChallengedTheWorld1957

Quick! send out more mooks to feed the critter! they hungry!

#monsterdon

I don't think much of myself, but I take pride in the fact that I once got #monsterdon to watch Slugs (1988)

I should run for congress

Oh no, they became a toy.

#monsterdon #ChallengedTheWorld1957

The shot of the shadow of the monster enveloping the terrified sailor was not bad.

#Monsterdon #ChallengedTheWorld1957

"Yes mom, that's right. Uh huh. Yeah, I'll be screaming alone in a dark room while dramatically lit. Mm hmm. Yeah, third act. Yes, they COULD hire more women, mom, but it's the fifties." #Monsterdon

#monsterdon
Marshmallow fluff!

That poor man was Dull Surprised to death.
https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Dull_surprise
#Monsterdon #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld

"I'm a doctor, not a judge!"

#Monsterdon

"Damn it, Jim, I'm an investigating officer, not a judge!"

#Monsterdon

No drowning on my watch!

#monsterdon #challengedtheworld1957

Oh man his hair is a sight for veneration, #Monsterdon

Ah.

Ah.

Definitely not Wilhelm Quality dude do better #Monsterdon

Flutterboy, will be the name of my new queer bar.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld

A nerdy Susan Sarandon will take care of it on the hot line..

@bunnyhero Thanks!
#Monsterdon

Hello, is this thing on? #ComeInFlutterboy

#Monsterdon #TheMonsterThatChangedTheWorld1957 #MonsterMiru

Nice work there with the shadow. #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld #Monsterdon

This radio operator is repeating himself slower & louder in case Flutterboy forgot how to speak English. #Monsterdon

“Come in, Flutterboy 242!!” #Monsterdon

... and a MASSIVE ashtray on the secretary's desk!

#Monsterdon #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld1957

@overholt not quite the same one - "Fly KLM to" is up higher in the movie poster!

#monsterdon