hehe he said beaver

#monsterdon

@xerozohar "How can I quickly get this off my fingers without betraying my cool exterior?" #Monsterdon

THRILL! As a series of nondescript white men in a series of different hats act with mild surprise to a series of events in The Monster That Challenged The World!
CHILL! TO a cheap dummy floating to the surface of the sea.
#Monsterdon #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld

What do they do when the autopsy reveals he's a crash test dummy?

#Monsterdon

Ew! Monster Spooge! #Monsterdon

Did he just shake hands with the spooge hand?

#Monsterdon

He's a real "stay together, cheeks" kinda man.

#monsterdon #ChallengedTheWorld1957

He looked like a 7/11 hot dog

#Monsterdon

aww no hate that corspe appearence in this types of movies #monsterdon

Oh no, Spirit Halloween has been dumping excess props in the lake #Monsterdon

Guano? Gua-YES! #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld #Monsterdon

"Sam, what is it?"
"Fishy monster-spooge. Looks like they got to flutterboy."

#Monsterdon #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld

Well, it's *what's left* of Hollister. But yes.

Great effect.

#Monsterdon

Look at this, butter boy was here. #Monsterdon

"Something surfacing on your port side"??? Oh come ON. #Monsterdon

Yaas.

#monsterdon #challengedtheworld1957

"Sure is a eager beaver" "So he is" And what an ass. #Monsterdon #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld

Sanders was posthumously promoted to Colonel. #Monsterdon

*disgusted Mulder Face*

#monsterdon

Weird white shit on the railing, lemme smear it on my bare hand real quick.

#Monsterdon

"It's the remains of sea men!"

#Monsterdon

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We was just kiddin'.. ya know how you get talkin' on the phone..

It's KP duty for you, buddy.

thats cum #monsterdon

Even the skeleton corpse was boring. This sucks so far. #monsterdon

Misogyny and toxic masculinity wouldn't allow that man the soul cleansing scream he deserved. #Monsterdon #TheMonsterthatChallengedTheWorld 👾🎥

JIZZ? #Monsterdon

They have FOUR research labs, all carefully numbered. #monsterdon

"It's Hollister."

No, Hollister was less wrinkly than that. #Monsterdon

OK #TIMESTAMP I AM gonna need that clip of the goddamn surfacing balloon guy #monsterdon

does that count as "a boat, adrift"? I guess it sorta looks anchored. asking for #monsterdonbingo reasons

#monsterdon

Is that Stuff on the boat? Also bad forensic protocol. #monsterdon

I Can't Believe It's Not Flutter Boy!

#Monsterdon

Oh no they got Colonel Sanders. #Monsterdon

Everything's a good system if nothing goes wrong, sheesh!!! #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld #Monsterdon

Is he just looking at the water? #Monsterdon

Oh. Just... ewwww. That's definitely one overexcited monster. #Monsterdon #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld

"so THAT's why he's collapsed from exhaustion...."

#monsterdon

"Boat off the port bow"

*looks straight ahead*

#monsterdon

All the smart folks are wearing glasses. Typical
#Monsterdon #ChallengeTheWorld1957

Hollister has gone all bug-eyed! One also assumes he's dead.

#Monsterdon #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld1957

I am indeed watching the Italian dub, I like the performance, it's got personality that isn't as recognizable as "everyone is transatlantic" to me

But both seem fine

#Monsterdon

"It's a good system, nothing goes wrong"

immediately after something has gone wrong

(to be fair, props to the movie for immediately acknowledging this)

#Monsterdon #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld

Salton sea spooge :/ #Monsterdon

ok but how uh did we get here

#monsterdon

hopefully the monster just rightfully hates the military #monsterdon

ah, the navy. it's all manholes, poop decks and slime, lots and lots of monster slime

#monsterdon

something went wrong this time.

yeah some of us actually voted for this movie.

#monsterdon #ChallengedTheWorld1957

He's dead, Jim.

#Monsterdon
#TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld

Oh, he passed out after getting a bunch of white goop everywhere... 🤔

#Monsterdon #ChallengedTheWorld1957

......i refuse to retract my gay hookup riff.

#monsterdon #ChallengedTheWorld1957

#Monsterdon 🏜️☀️🌵🫨🦪🐚🐌🦐😱

you guys I have an unrelated question about sailor hats like flutterboys 442 or whoever are wearing. Johnson threw his off before jumping into the sea.

WHY do those hats exist and WHAT the heck are they supposed to do?

"I'm going to have to work late"

Was this before or after OT got switched from 48 hours to 40? I hope she gets that sweet sweet OT pay.

#Monsterdon

OH ICK #Monsterdon

Nothing goes wrong .,.. until this time. This time they were making a movie #Monsterdon

Salton spunk from the Salton Sea

#monsterdon #ChallengedTheWorld1957

That’s right mom. Cement pool mom.

#monsterdon #challengedtheworld1957

HAHAAH.. It's hollister!! And his botox looks great!!! #monsterdon

Quick! send out more mooks to feed the critter! they hungry!

#monsterdon

Ew don't put your hand in that. You don't know where that hand has been. #monsterdon

Salt 'N Sea

#monsterdon #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld1957

I don't think much of myself, but I take pride in the fact that I once got #monsterdon to watch Slugs (1988)

I should run for congress

The boat is in fact 242

#Monsterdon #ChallengedTheWorld1957

"Yes mom, that's right. Uh huh. Yeah, I'll be screaming alone in a dark room while dramatically lit. Mm hmm. Yeah, third act. Yes, they COULD hire more women, mom, but it's the fifties." #Monsterdon

The shot of the shadow of the monster enveloping the terrified sailor was not bad.

#Monsterdon #ChallengedTheWorld1957

Oh no, they became a toy.

#monsterdon #ChallengedTheWorld1957

#monsterdon
Marshmallow fluff!

That poor man was Dull Surprised to death.
https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Dull_surprise
#Monsterdon #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld

"I'm a doctor, not a judge!"

#Monsterdon

"Damn it, Jim, I'm an investigating officer, not a judge!"

#Monsterdon

No drowning on my watch!

#monsterdon #challengedtheworld1957

Oh man his hair is a sight for veneration, #Monsterdon

Ah.

Ah.

Definitely not Wilhelm Quality dude do better #Monsterdon

Flutterboy, will be the name of my new queer bar.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld

A nerdy Susan Sarandon will take care of it on the hot line..

@bunnyhero Thanks!
#Monsterdon

Hello, is this thing on? #ComeInFlutterboy

#Monsterdon #TheMonsterThatChangedTheWorld1957 #MonsterMiru

Nice work there with the shadow. #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld #Monsterdon

This radio operator is repeating himself slower & louder in case Flutterboy forgot how to speak English. #Monsterdon

“Come in, Flutterboy 242!!” #Monsterdon

... and a MASSIVE ashtray on the secretary's desk!

#Monsterdon #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld1957

@overholt not quite the same one - "Fly KLM to" is up higher in the movie poster!

#monsterdon

"Have a boat standing by"

So you can dive off the edge into murky water

#Monsterdon
#TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld

#monsterdon Ahhh. AHhhhh... aaah? ... butterboy…? Flutterboy... either way. Misheard Lyric. Time to diss a brie.

@flowerpot just its shadow while a sailor screamed #monsterdon

#monsterdon The giant silk pecan monster that pralined the world

Damn, that was pretty good. I'm... excited to see more of this?

#Monsterdon

Agh. Agh.

#monsterdon #challengedtheworld1957

that man was grown with his head in an apple crate

#monsterdon #ChallengedTheWorld1957

The Monster That Challenged the World (1957) #Watching #Monsterdon https://letterboxd.com/imdb/tt0050722

"Now wait a minute! I need to display to the audience what a hardass I am!" #Monsterdon

A man gets bitten by an alligator and he screams

#Monsterdon

I'll be watching #Monsterdon from @Canageek@tabletop.social as that instance gets much faster updates then wandering.shop

Horrifying reaction shot, well done, lighting. #Monsterdon

sometimes, all you need is a bunch of footage of water #monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie Inspector Gadget says Scottland is where scotch tape comes from. #Monsterdon #TheMonsterthatChallengedTheWorld 👾🎥

There's a pipe rack on the desk ... there's hope for smoking!

#Monsterdon #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld1957

aaah. aaaaah. aaah.

Me too, sailor. Me too.

#monsterdon

oops.

#monsterdon #ChallengedTheWorld1957

#Monsterdon #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld

Come in Flutterboy, 2-4-2... terribly sorry, there's been another parachute accident..

While this #monsterdon does not include a toy boat, it at least includes a set of a boat, which is kind of a toy boat, so that's nice.