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Where are the science pipes? What's going on here.. ??

Seeing all that slime makes me hungry!

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"You boys care for a sammich?"
Omg the mortician with food next to dead bodies gag is this old?
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BEACHES OPEN #monsterdon

@apLundell That's basically 50% of coroner exam
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okay, the prevalence of morgue jokes is surprising but welcome in these old movies.

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"Standing orders: If you see something terrifying, try to be brave enough not to develop neurological blood clots. At least until we get some anticoagulents issued."

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"Well, we can hand it over now if you don't mind it screwed up and useless."

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Jaws: The Early Years

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"Phone, doctor"

Now!? But I'm working on the new Ovaltine formula! #Monsterdon

This is to show how nonchalant he is about death. & organ meat. #Monsterdon

you can't close the beaches!!! #monsterdon

You know, the popularization of rock ballads and hair metal really benefited morticians as a field.

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Ahhh yes, the eating-in-the-morgue trope, see also chemists-who-make-coffee-over-a-flame-in-the-lab

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hardy har har - morgue sandwiches

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so clearly Spielberg saw this and was inspired

plently of other things can cause a stroke that young #monsterdon

That microscope isn’t magnifying so much. But coroner is serviceable in plot stuff and he knows what refrigeration is for. #monsterdon

"Stroke."
"Stroke?"
...you know, I'm not going to finish this joke. I'll leave Johnson and his friend with some dignity.

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Ham sandwiches being served in the morgue!

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Scared to death? well what is it? vampires or fear demons? pick a lane movie!

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In your experience, is it normal for the corner to hand out sandwiches in the morgue?

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@rdm Yeah maybe don't let the child play with the lab animals

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Good place to store your lunch.

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mmmm morgue sandwiches
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Body in the lake, drained of water. Now that's a feat!

“It’s nice and cold.”

Okay that was funny.

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How did the bodies recovered from the sea have zero water in them? Is a sea made of something else here? #Monsterdon

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Are you boys here for a sandwich?

WUT?

"No human in it this time, promise!"

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The blood was drained from the body through a puncture wound.

And, "scared to death" is the cause of death for the second one.

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Does that corpse have a priapism?!?

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Research Blog No.4. #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld #Monsterdon

vampires #monsterdon

She has a thing for Bob Dobbs there looks like

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The Coward of the County Morgue. #Monsterdon

@jivens 😂 among other things

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"Take a look at the microscope."

Yes, it's a lovely model. Now look INTO it. #Monsterdon

Ah yes, the 1950s. When we all drove down the road with five tons of car around us, and no power steering.

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So, if you can't afford to go to college for an MRS degree, get a job as a secretary at a navel laboratory?

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SEA VAMPIRE

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"Yeah, those guys say a lot of things"

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Gaslighting

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Ah a world where a woman can aspire to be a piece of furniture if she wants

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We are all characters really #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld #Monsterdon

dont worry he does consider you a peice of furniture #monsterdon

Back to the morgue for the autopsy of the lady bug.

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He's got a whimsical side, tho. He helped Temu Shirley Temple here seek her ladybug. Ethan Hunt would never. Jason Bourne could never. #Monsterdon

@jivens Seamen are used to it

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So, if spiderman was bit by a spider, does that mean this commander's about to become our new super hero, ladyman?

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He just found that ladybug outside? Amazing.

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Ring bell for the County Morgue.

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"Well, Goodbye".
Now they just don't make dialog like that any more.

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"hahah it's ok i'm pregnant therefore useless :D"

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I do appreciate the treating of the lady bug as an individual but will they credit her?

"it's just a simple marine secretion. Those marines are just constantly secreting everywhere." #monsterdon

"I've seen a lot of people die, in a lot of different ways. Some of them weren't even my fault." #monsterdon

Look, the Salton Sea doesn't have to be radioactive, considering how toxic it is.

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He’s going to leave a baby on the hood of his car one day

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I do believe this might be Chekov’s ladybug

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Is the ladybug going to become a ladymonster‽
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So a Marine secreted it? Not surprising. I've met several marines.

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Yeah, thanks for the lung cancer Commander. #Monsterdon

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Just consider me a piece of furniture..

It;'s the 50's, we sure will!!

a simple marine secretion. that's what i always tell people, anyway.

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Ok, the commander gets major points in my book for paying attention to the interesting bug #Monsterdon

"Just consider me a piece of furniture, I mean, that's what the script does."

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"You can't speed up science!"

"Then what the fuck is this line-item in our budget for a particle accelerator?!?"

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A US standard Top Secret is three Secrets

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"He's cute"

If you like hardasses, I guess. #Monsterdon

That's because we euthanized Gracie this morning sweety.

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Are we going to get a GINOMOUS lady bug later? 😃
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Has anyone found the #Monsterdon movie with subtitles? #theMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld

No literally he does

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THE LADYBUG ESCAPED

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mmm, simple marine secretion

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I like ladybug girl.

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#TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld #Monsterdon Science fact and Science fiction are not the same. Space flight, Dick Tracy watches...

that bow is a choice

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She hates science because she's pregnant. #Monsterdon

seacreations!

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We are now in the crawling on the floor looking for a dropped ladybug portion of the film.

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Ok, that little girl has an adorable dress

I also approve of her entomological interests #Monsterdon

let the ladybug and the rabbit play together #monsterdon

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It's just a simple Marine secretion.. I mean lowercase marine secretion..

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oh no mention of petting rabbits plus @JoeWynne's most recent poll have me worried #doTheBunniesLive

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Tell me more about your secret experiments. Since you've told me nothing.

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When in the laboratory, look for an aerial photo above the filing cabinets.
It's actually radioactively relevant: the K-25 plant, the largest building in the Manhattan Project.

But it wasn't "out west". It was in the WW2 secret city of Oak Ridge, TN! They produced enriched uranium there.

Coincidently, I'll be driving by it on Tue.

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AaaaHHHH! Dr. Zachary Smith!
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He's an impatient man of action, this beaver w/ the styling of an otter hairdo. #Monsterdon

He was shriveled.

Radioactive? Nah. Probably just because the water was cold I dunno #Monsterdon

So this movie is generally about a monster, but mostly about a bunch of sea men expressing 1950s sexual tension at each other with barely any screen time for women? Least that's what 15 minutes of movie has given me to understand of the plot.
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Bug girl is my new fave.

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"Would you like to hold ny ladybug?"

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lab is secretly making mutant radioactive Easter Bunnies. #Monsterdon

Trust Science Doctor: any radiation my team left in the water is perfectly safe. #monsterdon

The giant neck bow is to announce the gift she's bearing

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His tie has gone to plaid..

"Lt Clements told me what happened"
" - that gossipy bitch".

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