Twill got hustled by a classic pig in a poke & now she knows he'll be putty in her hands. #Monsterdon

"You were just gonna take me home."

SO WE CAN F-oh the scene changed. #Monsterdon

Wow that date scene was compelling AND moved the plot along nicely.

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SHE'S THE JOKER

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future salesmen #monsterdon

Chekhov's All-American Canal

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I was just going to take you hoooooOOOOOOOOOH OKAY

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Narrator: The pen leaked immediately. Ruining a very expensive uniform. #monsterdon

jesus, the peso is strong

#Monsterdon

firemen... forest ranger... cop.

yup checks out

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Saw "annoying person gets eaten" on some thing called #monsterdon bingo

me? Me? Mee??? Me??? ​:neocat_pleading:​

Man, thank god we stopped showing the cool monsters to do all this absolutely stultifying character work -_-;;;; #Monsterdon

Can we move on from this date? Please?
#Monsterdon

Adorable racist comic relief. #monsterdon

I got a confession too, the colorized version of this movie sucks
#monsterdon

$0.65 for a pen, in those days?

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@dahie giant snails are fighting american imperialism #monsterdon

I wonder what the monster is up to
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ACTUALLY WELL

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"Well, I wanted the squarest head possible, so I stuck it into an apple crate..."

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Well, well, well

#Monsterdon

Is the monster going to come out of the well in the restaurant? Tell me the monster is going to come out of the well in the restaurant.

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I'm a bit late to the party, what did I miss? #monsterdon

Hoping the coin didn't have a radioactive mollusc egg on it!

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@Taweret last second savouir #monsterdon

I remember a very kitschy Mexican restaurant in Chicago in the early 80s that had a weird, shallow wishing "well" in it.

#monsterdon

Did they just duck down to Tijuana for dinner without even remarking on it?

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leaving your date alone to play with snails #monsterdon

Ummmmmm...why is there a well in here #monsterdon #themonsterthatchallengedtheworld

Never mind. I guess they’re dating now.

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A restaurant filled with awkward couples. You don’t see that every day.

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All this talk about nothing ever happens is how the #Monsterdon movie tells you everything is about to happen

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Will Vivian Leigh and the Colonel get together?

Movie: "Nothing is happening so far. Nothing at all."

Joel, Servo, and Crow: "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WE KNOW!"

#monsterdon

Woman who never changes her mind, changes her mind. Details at 11.

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she wished for more monster.

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#monsterdon This movie is just like that federal bank stakeout last year.

Nothing ever happens, nothing happens at all, the monster returns to the sea and we all go along like before...#TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld #Monsterdon

So, she's calls him if he wants dinner, and he says, "I'll be there in 5 minutes."

Is this the 50s version of "My girlfriend said her parents aren't home" #Monsterdon

Someone's talking to Hong Kong Phooey.

#Monsterdon

WE GOT A DINE AND DASH ON TABLE FOUR #Monsterdon

Wait, did we just make a quick trip across the border for dinner?

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Why would you have a steak out at the federal bank?

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"What happened?"
"Not a thing"
another accurate review of this movie
"The only problem is nothing ever happened"
and another!! #Monsterdon

Another subtitling error.
It's not "No, mom".
It's "Nomnom" because she's eating her sandwich loudly down the radio.

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Well that's a nice restaurant for a snail stake out break.
#Monsterdon

oh for when the border looked like that... #resist

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Everybody’s eating. #Monsterdon

"The only trouble is nothing ever happens!" Sheriff throwing out a death flag like it's nothing

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Nothing but moonlight and DUCKS! #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld #Monsterdon

"Scotty stop trying to make "Nothing But Moonlight" happen we're not interested in your country western career."

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"Nothing but moonlight."
This cop lacks a romantic's eye. #Monsterdon

My goodness, what synchronized beach driving you're capable of. By moonlight no less.

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@starkraving666 huh. I’m surprised, considering how much they fart.

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Mollusk footage is really going to help the pacing of this movie.

Riveting

Ducks? Do I see ducks in the water?

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"If you change your mind and should find yourself okay with abandoning your defenseless child - my number is 254."

#Monsterdon

Great time to be striking out with the ladies.

#Monsterdon

MULTIPLE DUCKS

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wow, seeing them drive all over that beach bugs me a *lot*

#MonsterDon

"My phone number is 2, damn you Alexander Graham Bell!!" #Monsterdon

I wonder what is going on in the bank steak out movie
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Who'd have thought that the most slime in the movie wouldn't come from the snail footage?

#Monsterdon

In the 50's everyone ate at their desks because they didn't have keyboards to spill crumbs on

#Monsterdon
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My transmission!

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We've now been told the federal bank stakeout story twice.

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Okay, you're going to threat to all life on Earth REAL fast there doctor.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🏜️☀️🌵🫨🦪🐚🐌🦐😱

these men would apparently be unable to feed themselves without women bringing them food

"Nothin' but midnight."

And the prettiest Corporal on the force <3 #Monsterdon

Just driving around the lake with these gas prices‽
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Our single friend now has competition with her newly single friend…

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Dinner in Mexicali, then they can cross the border and have drinks in Calimexi!

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We said it is night, so it's night, dammit!

"You have to eat sometime" has strong "You have to sleep sometime" energy #Monsterdon

Quick! Someone contact the Morton Salt company!

(… yes, I know they're sea snails and that won't work. Leave me alone, it's a solid joke.)
#Monsterdon

NO GROSS DON'T ASK HER ON A DATE

#MonsterDon

We need a #monsterdonbingo square for We have to cover it up or there will be panic. These movies always have a low opinion of the general public.

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Does no one drink coffee in this movie? #Monsterdon #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld

"This reminds me of the last time I was bored at work"

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its embarrsing to have emotions #monsterdon

"Pot luck, no, pot shots, maybe"

#monsterdon #ChallengedTheWorld1957

Under the sea.

Under the sea!

Terrifying monsters.

Sucking your waters.

Under the sea!

#Monsterdon

Possible solution to "challenge": issue every able-bodied citizen with an eye-poking stick.

#Monsterdon

The All-American Canal was formerly used to transport national stockpiles of the All American Girl tv show #Monsterdon

@cocaine_owlbear And a much less atmospheric buildup.

#Monsterdon

I know there's a man eating snail on the loose buuuuuut... wanna go out? #Monsterdon

DUCK PATROL #Monsterdon

@kcarr2015 that limited to the army only #monsterdon they legally cant have land weaponry

@combatwombat@hachyderm.io Perfect child, can do no wrong ​:blobhajhug:​

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Quick, shoot the foreshadowing

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boooooring get back to the sea monsters

#monsterdon

aaaaaaaaand smash!

dangit

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Tonight! Rhythm and Blues review! #Monsterdon #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld

99,995 people now.

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These two have all the chemistry of dry milk. #Monsterdon

Gail you sure know how to flirt

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@helianthropy both molluscs I guess #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld #Monsterdon

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It used to be called the All Mexican canal.

Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

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"I'm feeling embarrassed today, commander." "Why?" "Can't you see all these hickeys? Connie's a beast!"

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