need to fund that museuem more #monsterdon

The office is running a healthy numbers pool. #Monsterdon

"Let me think…" beat "I can't think of a thing."

Disgruntled Document Guy is a pretty funny bit

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"I can't think of a thing."

Sir, I believe that to be literally true.

#Monsterdon

Here you go, our sole remaining map.

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As the days go by... #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld #Monsterdon

hate how this movie presents acedemics the scientist this musem guy #monsterdon

@diazona Honestly, that's the better Ethyl the Aardvark book.

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Let me think....
oh, this... guy.. he works for the Big Monster doesn't he?

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I have always dreamed of being the last repository of The One True Map

#Monsterdon

'Commander Terwilliger will be back in "The 5,000 Fingers of Admiral T"!'

#monsterdon
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Well, I guess I found out that 14A failed. Sad day for America
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proposition 14A backstory

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Walking cadaver for a museum curator.

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If there is such a map showing where a river that other monsters must have gone to a pool created by earthquakes we’ll find it!

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He had one scene so by the gods he was gonna make it uncomfortable and weird and by the gods that's what he did

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Damn that proposition 14A.

#Monsterdon

@wohali Comeon folks, everybody now,
"It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A." #monsterdon

Cue the MASH theme tune for the chopper pilots.

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People.. question.. you keep saying tartigrade.. is that a female tardigrade?

#Monsterdon 🏜️☀️🌵🫨🦪🐚🐌🦐😱

Proposition 14A was defeated for a reason ya weirdo

"Check all the pool for signs of secretion…" 🫠🤔🤷🏻 #monsterdon

Why is the museum curator from Maine? #Monsterdon

I say we take off and nuke California from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

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Tell us, wise man from scene 24, is there an underground river? #monsterdon

Time to go secretion mapping

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Did the doctor write the script? He got a lot of the world building monologues. #Monsterdon

That map will be in the Ancient Aztec Pyramid full of death traps!

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Alright, somebody ask the Doctor why he's wearing his dad's suit jacket. It's annoying me. Throw some shoulder pads in that thing or something

#Monsterdon

I wonder what's going on at that federal bank they were staking out...

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I know, we'll look for the underground river... using a helicopter!

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There’s always a chance there may be an old map #Monsterdon

@davetansley

We were all young once.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon
Longines watch... Easter movie confirmed!

@peribotsarah I'd take it

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The place is lousy with enormous tartigrades.

#Monsterdon

misophonia, but it's just for the word "secretions"

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@amyfou YES!! I saw that!! He is awesome!

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Cattle mutilations, we got cattle mutilations

#Monsterdon

"Mary Jean..."
So, what? He OD'd on THC?

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A sailor boy covered in spooge. Huh. #Monsterdon

Oh now it's an X-files episode #Monsterdon

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This movie is seething with vital hormonal secretions!!

@amyfou@lingo.lol An emergency of this magnitude is no reason to skimp on fashion!

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She's not your lover, son. She's just a girl who thinks that you are the one

#Monsterdon

Emerges from the bushes, covered in "secretion". Uh huh.

#Monsterdon

Still waiting for any of the really annoying people to get eaten

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Do they have to say secretions? #Monsterdon #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld

Feels like toxic goop...
Smells like toxic goop...
Tastes like toxic goop...

Hmm...

What is this stuff?

#Monsterdon
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Mary Jane? Gosh, It's Peter Parker!
This monster defeated spiderman!
#monsterdon

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wait now the dr is wearing seersucker?

sir, i'm not sure mary is jean any longer.

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Why do we even HAVE CANALS? Crikey people they're nothing but trouble, if Monsterdon has taught us nothing else....

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It… it was… he sold me back my own pen.

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Under ground rivers, just like in Loch Ness. It all adds up! #Monsterdon

Deputy squinting to see clearer at night. #Monsterdon

@neonbubble prodigy salemen that kid was #monsterdon

Soap?

#Monsterdon

Communication protocol in this movie sucks for both military and cops #monsterdon

another guy covered in white goo talking about mary jane

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oh RIP he got monster jizzed
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UFOs! Gotta be.

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Budget Dick Van Dyke is desperate enough for a beer to try driving in a canal #Monsterdon

@wohali lame day for night shots... A classic for #monsterdon

It was... the salmon mousse. #Monsterdon #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld

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I'm not surprised that the monster selected Mary Jean over that kid he's very skinny and has a weird jaw

What happened?

Nothing has happened for the last 15 minutes!

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I think Mary Jane's a goner. Ooops, so's her date. Death count now eight.

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Oh, he's jonesin' #Monsterdon

Didn't he say they were going to be back in half an hour? They're going across the border, eating dinner, and then going back across the border in 30 minutes?

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Was he....attacked by shower gel?

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Eww he's covered in soap.
#Monsterdon

they cut the scene with the pen-stains on the uniform? #monsterdon

"Mary Jane?! This guy's full of... oh wait, that's not dope"

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these cops are dead #monsterdon

Taking a break to go look for some pens on Amazon for some reason.

#Monsterdon

You wanted to be a cop? That's it date's over #Monsterdon

It's only quarter after 10. Hence the direct light from overhead.

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Get it over with and throw her down Chekov's well over there.

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Is that watch expensive? Am I impressed? Is he hinting that he's embezzling navy funds? #Monsterdon

I wonder what Bug Girl is doing now.

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#monsterdon Sure is a bright moon tonight.

Aaaaand die #Monsterdon

Racist Comic Relief, check

#Monsterdon

dayyy
foooor
niiiiiiiiiiiggggghtttttt!!!

(to the tune of Pigs In Space)

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🏜️☀️🌵🫨🦪🐚🐌🦐😱

alright you all, make and model of that convertible?

@RobynGoodfellow YES

THIS IS THE ONLY KNOWN MANOS OUTTAKE

"I don't want t'hear no excuses, y'all go on back home!"

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lol what is happening with these pens #Monsterdon

chekov's pen?

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"Then I guess I wanted to be a cop." Well I'm not a what's-his-face stan now, that's for sure

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This is where we discover the monster's weakness... tacos.

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It is not quarter after ten! That’s not a Timex #monsterdon

TAKE THE CANAL CUTOFF AND DIE.
#Monsterdon

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The way he says "fissure" makes me never want to hear that word again.

It got the family from Manos! #Monsterdon #TheMonsterThatChallengedTheWorld

"What's so funny?"
"That kid's gonna spend all your money on scag and be face-down in the gutter in a matter of hours."

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What, did they have product placement back then‽
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uh oh that's gotta be the All American Canal

This kid is making Speedy Gonzalez look like positive representation. #Monsterdon

I want to sell pens.

#Monsterdon