I believe this is the first actual appearance of the namesake "monster"

#Monsterdon

@otheorange_tag That's clearly nonsense! An inverted monopole is a end-fed halfwave! A HALFWAVE I SAY. #monsterdon #themagneticmonster

shouldn't they be wearing radiation suits? #Monsterdon

Theory. The wife is pregnetic and will birth the monster. #Monsterdon

It's extraordinary. I've never seen sparklers act like this!

#monsterdon #TheMagneticMonster

it blew up the University cyclotron, but we're gonna stand here next to it #monsterdon

IT'S THE FOURTH OF JULY! #Monsterdon

I kind of feel like someone was like "I bet I can make a monster movie where you never see any monster" and the producers were all "You're on!" #Monsterdon #TheMagneticMonster

@CactuarJoe or dropping a nuke on kentucky in the hopes no one will notice. #monsterdon

C'mon out little magnet! Aw, they always get so scared in the carrying case... #Monsterdon

I was promised a magnet monster. A lot of magnet but not a lot of monster TBH
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Oh sure, an electron microscope. I'm sure that'll work great on a fabulously powerful magnetic monopole. #Monsterdon

That's like saying a inverted monopole is like a v #SuddenlyPeltedWithObjects #Monsterdon

normally i would complain about this much Explanation in a movie, but as a matter of fact without it this film wouldn't just be unwatchable, it'd be unrecordable. #monsterdon

Let's not bicker, we'll just call it a non-binary explosion #monsterdon

"...metal objects can't grow!"

#Monsterdon #TheMagneticMonster

A magnet? I've never seen anything like that in my life! #monsterdon #themagneticmonster

I'll be surprised if we actually get some sort of humanoid shaped "monster" in this film. #monsterdon

Yeah when I'm hungry I wanna blow stuff up too.

#monsterdon

this mustachioed guy has a face and a voice like they don’t make anymore #monsterdon

Maybe they could appease the Serranium with a house with a real patch of grass and a tree to climb on in the backyard …
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#Monsterdon
#TheMagneticMonster

IMplosion

That's so much better than an explosion

#Monsterdon

Oh, did we forget to tell the researchers about the magnet thing? #monsterdon

To smithereens you say? #monsterdon #themagneticmonster

"Also, I just destroyed your watch. HA ha!"

#monsterdon #TheMagneticMonster

Cubicle farm, nice #monsterdon

"It was an inverted explosion. An IMPLOSION" Well why didn't you say so! Guess everything is okay then. #Monsterdon #TheMagneticMonster

This is the first time you seen a magnetic object? #Monsterdon

so, uh

where's the damage from the explosion? do we get to see the explosion?

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@Taweret 🤷‍♂️ #Monsterdon

@Taweret That’s just Science. #Monsterdon #TheMagneticMonster

hardly the joyful vibrant office the OSI is known for #monsterdon

Are these the pre-Oscar Goldman days at OSI? #Monsterdon

@Taweret ok so i was wrong the magnet is going to eat the guys, either way #monsterdon

@blogdiva maybe he just thinks the magnetic murders will tank the housing market #monsterdon

Where's Hungry on the periodic table?
#monsterdon

A mere thousand dollars for a house down payment?

Fuck off.

#monsterdon

The screenwriter liked big girls. No shame in that. #Monsterdon

@trixter I KNOW JUST THE PERSON TO FEED IT #monsterdon #themagneticmonster

magnets get hungry and explode

that's what they do

#monsterdon

Foreshadowing!

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That’s what you get for trying to skip out on the movie halfway through to buy a house #Monsterdon

the ELEMENT

was HUNGRY

#monsterdon #TheMagneticMonster

THE ELEMENT WAS HUNGRY. #Monsterdon #TheMagneticMonster

Humans: 0
The Hangry Element: 4

#Monsterdon #TheMagneticMonster

THE NON-EXISTENT BABY WAS THE RADIOACTIVE MONOPOLE MONSTER ALL ALONG #monsterdon #themagneticmonster

Not hungry, but hangry #Monsterdon

@blogdiva I think this couple is Greatest Generation, not that this dialogue is all that great #monsterdon

Freddy Licton's now a Lichtor. Gotta be.

#monsterdon #TheMagneticMonster

OMG, she's not pregagnté at all, is she? #monsterdon #themagneticmonster

Getting somewhere on tonight’s new art! Should have this A-Man art finished shortly!

#Monsterdon
#TheMagneticMonster
#Monsterdrawn

"Hello? Oh, it's the main plot calling? I'll be right there!"

#Monsterdon

an explosion??? you DON'T say. (-_-) #monsterdon

That was a suspiciously deliberate shot of her switching the plates...

#Monsterdon

The real monsters are the writers who are OBSESSED with his wife's weight. #Monsterdon #TheMagneticMonster

He’s a government scientist but she’s the realist. Checks out. #Monsterdon

I don't know how much domestic bliss I can take. #Monsterdon

also that's some HIGH oblivion levels, sir #monsterdon

i'm fucking crying what is going ON #monsterdon

#monsterdon carpet, drapes, grass, fat sassy babby, is this conversation in code?

Turns out magnetism makes you lovey-dovey #monsterdon

"a fat, sassy baby" should be my new handle #monsterdon

i admit i do kinda like this guy's economic optimism, it's very refreshing.

#monsterdon #TheMagneticMonster

Omg dude can you put your inflation kink aside for two seconds? #monsterdon

@bunnyhero but only 2.2cm thick?! right? (nevermind why!) #Monsterdon

Here sweetie, have some classified science fictional CIA gossip over breakfast #monsterdon

I've kind of lost track of the plot here TBH
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...This economic lesson is *really* pissing me off. #Monsterdon

Well...I can heat up TV dinners #Monsterdon

@blogdiva
Minimum two wolves need to be in scientists.

#Monsterdon

@jonny so is this Chekhov's non-pregnancy or could they not afford some pillows for her costume? #monsterdon

$1000 for a down payment, lord this part of the movie's just gonna be rage inducing these days isn't it. #monsterdon

#monsterdon I appreciate the in-universe explanation for why they could only afford 3 rubber beekeeper suits for the film...

I need to remember to download a movie a day early apparently. my internet is shockingly bad tonight. No #monsterdon for me... for now.
But a magnet monster. *sigh*

completely lost the momentum of this movie returning to domestic lives trying to fatten up his wife with the magnet fully contained #monsterdon

@moira ...6 of one half a dozen of another? #ChecksMath #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Chopsticks would have been better #monsterdon

<breaks into song>
SOMEWHERE THAT'S GREEEEEEEN
#monsterdon #themagneticmonster

Forget magnetic fields, let's remake electromagnetic science based on the theory of fingers

#Monsterdon

Awooooo #monsterdon

"we're going shopping for a house! lined with lead!" #monsterdon

Fat, not the most flattering term for looking pregnant #Monsterdon

Blah, blah, blah, yeah, yeah, yeah, science stuff … CAN WE USE SERRANIUM TO KILL COMMUNISTS, OR WHAT?
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#Monsterdon
#TheMagneticMonster

They must be very recently married. #Monsterdon

Makes sense, it's hungry, so the cyclotron is how it's gonna get fed #monsterdon

workplace safety training video, do NOT remove experimental ultramagnetic radioactive elements from the workplace #monsterdon

Oh June! Oh, Ward... #Monsterdon

so he's gonna become a monster right? that's why they set up the whole pregnant wife thing, right?

because the "monster" isn't really gonna be a briefcase, right?

#monsterdon

@otheorange_tag That's how you know it's a good #Monsterdon

(this happens basically every week for me)

you know it's the 50s because she pops out of bed looking like a model. #monsterdon

whatever! back to pregnancy fears. #monsterdon

I'm working on a new fanfic spinoff "The monopole in my pants" #RefImmediatelyThrowsAredCard #BackToYouJim #Monsterdon

I'm curious about the proposed link between the weak force the the magnetic force at room temperature and pressure. I expect the thesis on my desk by 9AM. #monsterdon #themagneticmonster

Reach out with its magnetic arms and kill it? Ooooh, it's a _billionaire_. Okay.

#monsterdon #TheMagneticMonster

Maybe the friends we made along the way were magnets? Is this something?
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"So I spent most of the day irradiated and now I return home to my heavily pregnant wife!" #Monsterdon

"in nuclear research, there is no place for lone wolves" okay that's pretty good #monsterdon

Oh good, we are back in voiceover mode again #monsterdon

https://airandspace.si.edu/multimedia-gallery/14310hjpg

@trixter @moira
#Monsterdon #MagneticMonster

@Taweret turns out the monster... WAS MAN #Monsterdon